gizmodo.com— 95 sizes. Ninety-five different combinations of length and girth, people. Ordering these new fitted condoms, now legally available in Europe, using their order printable scale chart is fun.
Dec 11, 2011View in Crawl 4
Previously you'd have to get fitted in illegal shops and back alleys in unsafe conditions. I was once fitted in a condom speakeasy by an elderly pharmacist using a crude water displacement system. Although it did the job, no one should have to endure such rough, palsied hands.
Beats all those hand-painted ones with liquid latex with uneven thickness and runs where you had to spend 2 hours maintaining an erection to get a dozen pack filled.
breadfredDec 11, 2011
You think, one day, there will be a shop where you go to where you have your condom fitted like women do for their bras?
rothgarrDec 12, 2011
Oh man, just looking at that sizing chart on screen depresses the heck out of me...
realdealrickDec 12, 2011
I use lawn & leaf bags.
tomt127Dec 12, 2011
Damn. G31 is out of stock.
ratatratrDec 12, 2011
Funny coincidence that the story after this one is my Top News feed is "Rubber Band Fun."
ninhDec 12, 2011
Were fitting condoms only available on the black market before or is that writer a moron to claim they're legal now?
somedummyDec 13, 2011
Previously you'd have to get fitted in illegal shops and back alleys in unsafe conditions. I was once fitted in a condom speakeasy by an elderly pharmacist using a crude water displacement system. Although it did the job, no one should have to endure such rough, palsied hands.
ninhDec 13, 2011
Beats all those hand-painted ones with liquid latex with uneven thickness and runs where you had to spend 2 hours maintaining an erection to get a dozen pack filled.
kantspelwriteDec 12, 2011
I know there is a joke here but it is hard to think of at the moment.
axxxulDec 12, 2011
So hard.