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medar1000Feb 4, 2012
oh yeah I love deep sea fishing too...hey and by the way vote no on bill 452...
hey lets get some drinks and I just happen to have courtside tickets wanna go...oh yeah dont forget no on 452.
hey hows your family...no on 452...
Yep hes my best friend!!! I vote yes on 452!!!
Hmmm hes not answering my calls...I was going deep sea fishing I thought he liked that too...
MORON!!!!!
zipzagFeb 5, 2012
I'm not sure why you're recapping the "facts" of an Onion article.
medar1000Feb 5, 2012
Because theres a lot of lazy people on the internet that thinks two clicks is to much.
Closed AccountFeb 4, 2012
hey tom delay did you write this?
jpurdyFeb 5, 2012
lol
orson4musicFeb 4, 2012
This is really funny.
kaegroFeb 4, 2012
The Union got me again.
rubourdFeb 5, 2012
I don't even read the articles on the Onion. The headline cracks me up.
mtownFeb 4, 2012
LOL i'm gonna bookmark this one.
swipecatFeb 4, 2012
I was half way through the second paragraph before I checked the header that time.
craig1958Feb 4, 2012
Very funny.
eninen525Feb 4, 2012
don't beat yourself up about it
Closed AccountFeb 5, 2012
notice how the onion was off the front page for months, now magically they reappear. wake up digg, this is an ad...