Burger King Toppled; Replaced With Burger Democratic Republic

smew.com — Continued peaceful protests by Moncton youth and menu higher-ups alike—including Whopper Jr., long considered the heir apparent to the burger throne, and Tendercrisp Chicken, an advisor revered for his ability to see seemingly contradictory sides of any question at the same time—have led the Mountain Road Burger Monarchy to abdicate the throne, leaving the way open for the creation of a Burger Democratic Republic. Sep 30, 2011 View in Crawl 4

Burger King Toppled; Replaced With Burger Democratic Republic