Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized

theonion.com — The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things being "gay." Jan 31, 2012 View in Crawl 4

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized