“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, “Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!”
Shove the claws of an angry cat up quirkopatras pussy! ohhhh yeah!
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After seeing that, I can only focus on how weird the head looks minus the bill. Its like saying a word over and over until it seems to not make sense anymore...I gotta lie down...
bonesehAug 23, 2010
That's awesome! It looks like a cool coyote!
mxm111Aug 24, 2010
Or is it Mr. Coyote that masks like a duck?
jeremiahjwAug 23, 2010
Mind = Blown
douglasqAug 24, 2010
Digg has ruined the duck.
bam22Aug 23, 2010
“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, “Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!”
ivenomiAug 23, 2010
R.I.P. Mitch.
mitchcAug 24, 2010
I'm scared...
mitchcAug 24, 2010
Ah... Hedberg, I get it now.
invaderprotosAug 24, 2010
"There are six ducks out there--and they all want Sun Chips!"
reaper527Aug 24, 2010
because ducks eat for free
tmyprodAug 24, 2010
http://media.photobucket.com/image/bird%20stealing%20chips%20gif/flossitchyteeth/Seagull_steals_chips.gif
poonchowAug 24, 2010
I had the pleasure of seeing Mitch live at FSU several years ago. He was absolutely hilarious. RIP buddy, you are truly a legend of comedy.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
lol that is so original!
digitalmotoAug 23, 2010
Lol. Took me a few seconds to see it.
vagabond89Aug 24, 2010
That's what she said
elsewhere42Aug 23, 2010
Damnit! I'm infected with a Meme!
casspaAug 23, 2010
I guess my shields were down today.
tomjthayerAug 24, 2010
see your dermatologist immediately.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
An inception you might say...
stormtrooprAug 24, 2010
It's more likely than you think.
platysquirrelAug 23, 2010
You could build a house with the bricks I just shat.
anothersoldierAug 24, 2010
I've got plenty of brown grout
hhp2kAug 24, 2010
So, would it be a brick-s**thouse?
mattluizAug 24, 2010
s**ttiest house ever built.
freakybatAug 23, 2010
More like dogs are wearing duck costumes.
stormtrooprAug 24, 2010
Why are you wearing that stupid duck suit?
eatingtheroadAug 23, 2010
WTF! I will never be able to look at a duck and not see this...my time at the park just got a little crazier.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
HAPPYNESS FOR QUIRKOPATRA IS A BIG BLACK gentlemen DICK UP HER ASS!
QUIRKOPATRA
http://www.digg.com/users/quirkopatra
EXTRA EXTRA
QUIRKOPATRA admits to mudsharking and having sex with niggggers!
She also admits to working as a prostitute in Rock Island, IL and doesn't deny getting paid for sucking black c**k!
http://digg.com/people/Michelle_Obama_Laura_Bush_to_commemorate_9_11_together?t=34457185#c34462961
Shove the claws of an angry cat up quirkopatras pussy! ohhhh yeah!
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zonguyAug 24, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAV0XrbEwNc
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Ummm, yeah. Who cares.
mankrikAug 24, 2010
DUCK IS NOT OUR DUCK
cidaemonAug 24, 2010
I never looked at a duck the same way after this, either:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/
*shiver*
markemmitchellAug 24, 2010
http://digg.com/pets_animals/Duck_Rape - Is submission of a video of the untold terrors of duck rape.
I wish I would have see this guide to stopping duck rape before filming it unfold: http://idolbat.com/downloads/Guide_to_Stop_Duck_Rape.pdf
markemmitchellAug 24, 2010
Or if you'd rather just see the video than go through the Digg submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uRfyFv85Ic
pstrollAug 24, 2010
Mind = Buried
webznzAug 24, 2010
thats pretty intense.
bubbakjaAug 24, 2010
anyone else think pickachu was involved from looking at the preview image?
whosdamikeAug 24, 2010
This is x1000 times less interesting than this science article on duck sex.
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/12/091223074659.htm
Corkscrew penises and labyrinth vaginae. THAT is some s**t you can never unknow.
akula89Aug 24, 2010
stupid.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Duckroll'd.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
f**k, i'm high.
jfallon126Aug 24, 2010
The bushes and the clouds are exactly the same!!!!!
crrrackAug 24, 2010
I was expecting something much more disturbing.
tabularassaAug 24, 2010
Hunting dogs already knew this
gothenburgpanicAug 24, 2010
It's Chester Cheetah without the sunglasses.
ray42Aug 24, 2010
OH WHAT THE F**K.
ray42Aug 24, 2010
OH WHAT THE F**K.
chomprelAug 24, 2010
Not all ducks....just mallards. : >
masterbeowulfAug 24, 2010
mostly females. they all have the same bill style, but females are the ones with the black spot on the end.
seabournedaySep 3, 2010
I advise you checkoutmore duck photos - I can see it on all of them
evildeadashAug 24, 2010
First it's the Bioshock 2 Bomberman face, now this. Thanks a lot!
cubineAug 24, 2010
They have the keaton mask from Ocarina of Time :D
keithlolbermannAug 24, 2010
Reddit did it.
fragmentfiAug 24, 2010
There is a good reason for them to wear masks:
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/698512/kuvat/2010/10-08-23_duckunmasked.jpg
detalesAug 24, 2010
I came into the comments section to look for a picture of the mask-less ducks, and you sir did not disappoint.
sabazouAug 24, 2010
f**k you for ruining the way I look at ducks
blklightningAug 24, 2010
my mind just exploded and now i can't find all of the pieces. son of a bitch, this sucks.
discofriskoAug 24, 2010
Damn it, my Anatidaephobia is acting up again...
chanter2Aug 24, 2010
You will not believe it, but all Digg posts are wearing a Reddit mask.
shaggythemanAug 24, 2010
I like to think I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but I don't think I've ever seen anything retarded.
samueldtoddAug 24, 2010
You've never seen anything retarded? You need to get online more!
jbmar412Aug 24, 2010
anyone else immediately think of this?
http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda06/Masks/KeatonMask.jpg
erikeugeneAug 24, 2010
After seeing that, I can only focus on how weird the head looks minus the bill. Its like saying a word over and over until it seems to not make sense anymore...I gotta lie down...
menosdabearAug 24, 2010
uhhhh.... booooooo
gkiltzAug 24, 2010
Duck? Isn't that on the North Carolin Coast?
jeexbitAug 24, 2010
the duck/dog alliance is ancient...
lredAug 24, 2010
I don't get it...
alampintarAug 24, 2010
Need approximately 3 minutes until get it....
dilton7Aug 24, 2010
mirror
http://www.picsaga.com/yo-dawk%e2%80%a6-pic
j0etbAug 24, 2010
"I'll shoot you down like a duck" takes on new meaning
maddoktor2Aug 24, 2010
quarf.