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badqatAug 12, 2010
Fully concentrated evil. And a robot heart.
chroniccolonicAug 12, 2010Submitter
Just add 4 & 1/3 can of water to make a full two quarts of evil.
equinox2o12Aug 12, 2010
A Blackhole... he's not giving you squat! He's gonna grab everything around him!
lanceivarAug 12, 2010
thats exactly what I was gonna say...
factorof13Aug 12, 2010
Don't touch it!
gtofan350Aug 12, 2010
Disease, Hatred, Greed, and Tootsie Rolls
equinox2o12Aug 12, 2010
My God... Tootsie Rolls! Is there no end to the madness!
spinningheadAug 12, 2010
Those aren't tootsie rolls.
greenroom628Aug 12, 2010
a lot of things...not one of them being a heart.
chroniccolonicAug 12, 2010Submitter
At least not one that functions well...the hit with the stick might be just the thing to get it going again.
caferrellAug 12, 2010
Not a heart of flesh. His is made of sharp stainless steel and is run by nuclear fusion. It smashes red blood cells as they go through the hard plastic valves, giving him that anemic, walking-dead appearance.
jdeaneAug 12, 2010
Candy?
random314Aug 12, 2010
penis shaped candy.
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
hard candy?
ghostalkerAug 12, 2010
Some pinata's have shredded paper in them to add bulk.... Dick would be stuffed with Halliburton stock. Hmm what else... Maybe the soul's of honest Americans who lost their civil protections and freedoms because of this douchebag.
Oh, and a few bottles of Mobil 1.
badqatAug 12, 2010
But Mobile1 is a fully synthetic oil.
pj1967Aug 12, 2010
No, not Haliburton stock, but, rather, a shredded copy of the Constitution...with poop stains on the Bill of Rights.
ghostwoAug 12, 2010
Probably some of the billions that went missing in iraq...
chrizzly89Aug 12, 2010
Depends on where you hit it.
On the head, nothing would happen.
On the chest a bunch of stones and ice cubes drop out.
More below a whole truckload of diarrhea splashes out.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
neutroAug 12, 2010
Money
drunkirishAug 12, 2010
Dirty money.
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
Muchos huevos podridos.
His bunch helped damage and destroy true conservatism. Big government conservatives suck.
zunipusAug 12, 2010
"His bunch helped damage and destroy true conservatism."
It continues to astound me how few get the clue that 'THE CRAZIES' (as named by Ronald Reagan) hijacked conservativism and through PNAC and their actions as the GW Bush cabinet turned 'conservative' into an equation for deceit, unjustified war, massive death and maiming, rape of the US Constitution, fiscal irresponsibility, criminality, the Rupert Murdock Regime, hate, abuse, FUD, propaganda and the Corporate Oligarchy.
I'll take real, actual factul conservatives over these psychopaths any time. It's time the Neo-Con-Jobs were kicked to the curb.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
mstachiwAug 12, 2010
internal organs, flesh, blood, bones and a few heart stints? This is going to traumatize poor little LaQuita for life... and on her birthday!?!
assassyn360Aug 12, 2010
Tiny bits of partially consumed America.
zaynexzandersAug 12, 2010
My favorite kinds. Dane Cook can suck it
drunkirishAug 12, 2010
I don't get the reference, but agree that Dane Cook can suck it.
zaynexzandersAug 12, 2010
He has a joke about buying a cement truck and his friends playing in the back while it spins and he would give them Jolly Ranchers but only watermellon because all other flavors suck. He said anyone who thought sour apple was good he would stab in the jaw.
To put as Archer did: "Karate? You mean the Dane Cook of martial arts?"
assassyn360Aug 12, 2010
I have no idea who this Dane Cook guy is but, he can suck a fat one!
reidzenAug 12, 2010
Spiders
wonnk13Aug 12, 2010
the souls of small children.
digital0verdoseAug 12, 2010
All the souls he has been eating to stay alive. Probably some demons too. The little black, Critter looking ones but with pitchforks.
theother1Aug 12, 2010
If Obama was a piñata and you whacked him with a stick, what would fall out?
Hope and Change.
carolerosenAug 12, 2010
I guess gold teeth ? haha http://bit.ly/bBDfa6
oxidaneAug 12, 2010
Dicks.
grindelwaldAug 12, 2010
Nothing. Nothing will fall out. Because there is nothing inside Dick Cheney.
joculatorAug 12, 2010
Richard Nixon's ego.
roguegeniusAug 12, 2010
I wouldn't hit him with a stick. He is just a human shaped bag of bile. He would stain my shoes!
wxturtleAug 12, 2010
Cholesterol?
mushtakrakishAug 12, 2010
lies. and assh**es.
knuckheadAug 12, 2010
Only one way to find out. Let's hang him by the neck and let the beating begin!
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
No idea.... but I like the idea of beating him with a stick. Let's give it a try and see what happens.
juanbsuAug 12, 2010
the 7 deadly sins
jonmlmAug 12, 2010
target and a fish? i don't get the pictures.
user1236Aug 12, 2010
bill s**t
mayhem85Aug 12, 2010
A big pile of turds.
caffienemanAug 12, 2010
a very big pile of turds
isenborgAug 12, 2010
More humor than this post?
Isn't this on par with the Obama carnie game? Both are tasteless, lame and rather uninventive.
richitoAug 12, 2010
cthulhu... with wire framed glasses
zaynexzandersAug 12, 2010
Excellent reference
modsuperstarAug 12, 2010
Redacted documents, florescent hunting caps and back issues of Tiger Beat magazine.
capn1timeAug 12, 2010
That Hexxus guy from FernGully.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PLQ1XfaTuU
meanoburritoAug 12, 2010
Wow random reference. Nice one.
capn1timeAug 12, 2010
That thing used to give me nightmares as a smile child.
meanoburritoAug 12, 2010
I totally get why. <shivers>
gridbreadAug 12, 2010
Hate.
davidnivenAug 12, 2010
What a bunch of tolerant, open-minded liberals there are here. Digg truly is a bastion of good will towards everyone regardless of political ideology. /sComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
sizzzzlerzAug 12, 2010
Oh, the smell of mock outrage in the morning.
It smells like...
victory!
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
It's not just liberals who hate Cheney.
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
DavidNiven accusing someone of intolerance, closed-mindedness, ill-will, and partisanship.
What do you think, Digg? Does that count as irony yet, or shall we just chalk it up to hypocrisy as usual?
davidnivenAug 12, 2010
Oh, I am intolerant of certain things, close-minded against stupidity and immorality, have no ill-will towards others regardless, and I am not partisan - I despise both of the big political parties.
But, THAT is not the point. The point is that liberals cry for and demand tolerance, such as homosexual lifestyles and abortion on demand...but do not tolerant dissenting viewpoints concerning such.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
delphium226Aug 12, 2010
I would think you'd be supportive of intolerant close mindedness. Now you're not? You flip-flopping?
stonecircleAug 12, 2010
Squeeze me, here. Did you take note of who submitted the article? ChronicColonic would probably take issue. He's one of the Patriot Gang, too, likely trying to prove one point or another.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
bytecolorAug 12, 2010
I beg to differ. People are _far_ too kind to Cheney. This is obviously supposed to be a funny thread, but I find no humor in it. How many untold thousands have died and are still dying because this vile bastard opened his mouth? No mercy for a fear peddler.
bsmangAug 12, 2010
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iptunnellAug 12, 2010
Wait, you would drop out of Chaney? Huh.
bsmangAug 12, 2010
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iptunnellAug 12, 2010
bs, when you say stupid things, you get stupid responses. Go back to your kool-aid now.
diggdontbanmeAug 12, 2010
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montagguyAug 12, 2010
Lots and lots of blood. Mwahahaha!
zaynexzandersAug 12, 2010
True Blood orgy?
law1essAug 12, 2010
George W. Bush's soul.
sizzzzlerzAug 12, 2010
I don't know but I'd hang it back up and whack it again.
crcurranAug 12, 2010
I wouldn't know because I wouldn't use a stick. I would kill it with fire!
mattman59Aug 12, 2010
Locust and cancer.
fsumoonAug 12, 2010
The souls of thousands of dead soldiers; the hopes and dreams of their families; and gold coins; and yes, as stated above, watermelon and sour apple jolly ranchers.
zaynexzandersAug 12, 2010
As stated above, the best flavors
granda84Aug 12, 2010
Custom build your own Dick Cheney pinata at www.pinatacasa.com and you can have whatever you want come out of him.
iptunnellAug 12, 2010
Stay classy, Chicago.
Closed AccountAug 12, 2010
Hurley
mike23wAug 12, 2010
> piñata
I'm impressed they got the ñ right
loudmusicAug 12, 2010
And endless flow of diarrhea.
mykiiAug 12, 2010
pacemaker and batteries
demondiggerAug 12, 2010
petroleum?
mrnaturalAug 12, 2010
Nancy Pelosi
withoutasolAug 12, 2010
nothing good