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merlin99Aug 3, 2010
Jesus Christ!
paraswarmAug 3, 2010
I see what you did there.
sirbetaAug 4, 2010
Damn, I was expecting the user named JesusChrist to make an appearance.
hyperianAug 4, 2010
What are you doing Jesus, you're not even human!
skafiaAug 4, 2010
So this is true then: http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/raptor-jesus21.jpg
It's just not a raptor like we first thought; Jesus was a Gecko.
rufiohoAug 3, 2010
that thing is flipping tiny
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Thats what your mother said to me last night.
paraswarmAug 3, 2010
Sorry to, uh... hear that.
cerebronAug 4, 2010
I read this in the voice of Moss from IT Crowd.
boragora38Aug 3, 2010
A drop of water is like rip-roaring rapids to that gecko!
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
he's using hacks!
jakashAug 3, 2010
I, for one, welcome our new divine Gecko overlords.
sgerwel1985Aug 3, 2010
I think we all have heard this before...
sanmanAug 4, 2010
"unsinkable" - bah, they said that about the Bismarck
shozikuAug 4, 2010
and Charlie Brown
ajworfAug 3, 2010
*raises hand*
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Yes, you in the back...?
norse77Aug 4, 2010
I actually raised my hand when I read that.
ilovepantsAug 4, 2010
*castrates self*
essarAug 3, 2010
f**king cute bastard.
dibbkdAug 4, 2010
And spending 15 minutes with it will save you 15% or more on your car insurance.
unic0rnAug 4, 2010
Don't rip other people's jokes.
Refer to comment a bit below.
dibbkdAug 4, 2010
Oh, I am very sorry. I forgot to read every comment before posting to make sure I didn't "rip" someone else's joke. I guess the 15% thing is so f**king common that maybe, just maybe, more than one person associated it with the gecko.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Brazilian? I though he was from Australia.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Because the water is not an obstacle, i would say it ran from Australia to Brazil.
jasoncoxAug 3, 2010
Cue the new Gieco add in 3...2...1...
redkulatAug 3, 2010
That's no Gecko...thats God.
blackoculusAug 3, 2010
Gecko's are also distant relatives of Raptor Jesus, so this doesn't really surprise me.
jedisean12Aug 4, 2010
Does Raptor Jesus eviscerate your sins?
ayeroxorAug 4, 2010
You should really sit back and examine your life if you're capable of making apostrophe usage seem daunting.
jamwil87Aug 5, 2010
You should really sit back and examine your life for being such a fag.
taaybAug 3, 2010
Unsinkable? Even if I tied it to a brick? That is impressive.
treshnellAug 4, 2010
It's sort of like hog tying two cats together by their feet and dropping them from some height. Nature says it must fall, but their magical powers won't allow them to.
rikfAug 4, 2010
Sort of like trying to work out if Taayb is copying the post on the linked website, or the other way round...
ayeroxorAug 4, 2010
Well, I'm off to YouTube
jaxxer123Aug 3, 2010
They cut out the bit at the very end where all the water turns into wine
potentpotablesAug 3, 2010
But can it save you 15% or more on your car insurance?
shozikuAug 4, 2010
He's actually the Dr Nick of insurance. didn't land the Geico contract. Floods aren't covered.
clouds31Aug 4, 2010
Came in hoping to see this comment, I was not disappointed.
nainsellAug 3, 2010
I remember seeing this adorable bastard on Life I think.
f**k...I love watching that s**t.
heasbyAug 3, 2010
Holy lizards Batman!
itlnstlnAug 3, 2010
Another interesting fact. Drive a dirt bike or a sports bike fast enough over a body of water and it will skim the water and not fall in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnyTjURH-_I
bracomadarAug 3, 2010
Yeah, they said the Titanic was unsinkable too. Gimme an iceberg and we'll see how unsinkable that gecko really is.
larsoncAug 4, 2010
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digitalpencilAug 4, 2010
probably how jesus did it too..
"and now for my next trick, watch as i defy physics by walking on water" *ties a million pygmy lizards to flip-flops*
"ta-da!"
zenmojoAug 4, 2010
That's not the actual Jesus lizard. I've met Jesus lizard and you're no Jesus lizard.
...
(You're even more awesome.)
cmf2071Aug 4, 2010
First I was like :|
But then I was like http://i.imgur.com/F9sF0.jpg
32koalaAug 4, 2010
http://www.tangerinegecko.com/p7ssm_img_3/fullsize/moon5_smile_fs.jpg
(reptile version of http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u134/Ryomalol/Random%20Stuff/trollface.png )
briones07Aug 4, 2010
Why does that water look so creamy?
zerocubedAug 4, 2010
No idea, I mean, it's not like there's any dirt in the water or anything.
xbebopAug 4, 2010
It ain't water, baby.
farfle10Aug 4, 2010
i read this is in incredibly deep black man voice
runnamuck62Aug 4, 2010
Its the second coming!!! I guess Raptor Jesus was the closest to the truth.
theresa42jAug 4, 2010
The gecko is so small it makes everything look huge.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
including your dick...just sayin'.
theresa42jAug 4, 2010
I don't have a dick, I have a vagina.
rikfAug 4, 2010
Aaaaaand we have the post of the day :)
rikfAug 4, 2010
This gecko is small. That gecko is faaaar away.
Oh Father Ted, how I miss you.
dyeung93Aug 4, 2010
Jesus's pet lizard?
postulioAug 4, 2010
I don't think hydrophobic was the word they were looking for.
sarrenAug 4, 2010
You don't know what hydrophobic means do you?
ajworfAug 4, 2010
LISTEN TO POSTULIO!!!
tedwardkAug 4, 2010
Were you so confident in your definition of hydrophobic you didn't bother to take 5 seconds to open a new tab and look it up? Now you just look dumb.
iwashere2Aug 4, 2010
Creation.
protodonAug 4, 2010
High speed film has really done a lot for nature shows but now that's all they do.
stinky0Aug 4, 2010
Not one comment about David Attenborough yet? He's the bee's knees.
shmageggyAug 4, 2010
Seriously.
His voice is so soothing and authoritative he could tell me that my grandmother just returned from a voyage to alpha centauri but she is headed back because she forgot the cheetos but she needs to borrow my ford pinto first and I would be inclined to believe it.
His documentaries are cool too.
seany1212Aug 4, 2010
digged for this
mizuhochanAug 4, 2010
Breed a load and make a suit out of them.
araytaAug 4, 2010
Cue the Cruella Deville theme song.
rolandreeveAug 4, 2010
But can it save me money on car insurance?
kinggorillaAug 4, 2010
Unsinkable? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Once I'm rich I'll issue a grant to anybody who has a legitimate plan on how to make Gecko Foot Technology.
mattycakesAug 4, 2010
all hail gecko jesus.
pyro1149Aug 4, 2010
Hmmm... Next generation wet suit?
wrilloAug 4, 2010
You're going to need to skin a lot of these little guys. I'll start breeding them now... I could be rich!
skillelAug 4, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
jordan636Aug 4, 2010
What a life
unic0rnAug 4, 2010
Wow, that is terrible footage.
Here is 1080p high res of the same thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6UsKJUmq2A
shmageggyAug 4, 2010
Er, terrible encoding of some goddamn amazing footage.
schwab002Aug 4, 2010
love the eyeball lick at the end.
bosskeyAug 4, 2010
If you ever want to know how safe and "unsinkable" something really is, all you have to do is look up how high the insurance premium is.
araytaAug 4, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Lord Jesus Christ.
Also, haven't these guys been in Discovery and Animal Planet commercials for years?
starwarsfeverAug 4, 2010
why the f**k they ever replaced Sir David Attenborough's narration with Opera and Sigourney Weaver is beyond me
dangodingoAug 4, 2010
Oprah? and yes i agree.
rikfAug 4, 2010
Yep - on the latest BBC Nature release, they offered US buyers a choice of Oprah and Attenborough.
farfle10Aug 4, 2010
should have been Morgan Freeman and just been done with it
pimpdawgAug 4, 2010
Taste like chicken.
scamper22Aug 4, 2010
Walked on water
Gave great advice
Always spoke calmly
Jesus was a gecko.
boorillaAug 4, 2010
ah damn...i thought that was a haiku...alas it is not 5-7-5
whoreableAug 4, 2010
Hydrophobic? Phobia means fear. So it's skin is afraid of the water? That's some good science there.......
wateryouthAug 4, 2010
Surface tension.
shozikuAug 4, 2010
LEAPIN LIZARDS!
awintersAug 4, 2010
cool
youdlike2knowAug 4, 2010
jebus?
jrackowAug 4, 2010
Actually was a Jebus in the bible. This is particularly why I don't like the word Jebus to replace Jesus as a joke. The thing is he was referred to a lot, in that his descendants were called the Jebusites.
/The more you know
airwalkery2kAug 4, 2010
Unsinkable? What if he hits an ice berg!
mike42979Aug 4, 2010
Umm guys can you please stop throwing drops of water at me now?
americangunnerAug 4, 2010
dugg for not being narrated by oprah.