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lucas123Aug 3, 2010
Yes, we believe she took an extended vacation and won't be back for a very, very long time.
cawpinAug 4, 2010
Gee, imagine that; AmyVernon submitted a dupe of a story.
http://digg.com/people/Tokyo_s_oldest_woman_missing_for_decades?OTC-ig
reddfoxx1562Aug 4, 2010
Gee, imagine that; the thing you link to was posted after this.
Quit being a f**king moron.
1hrsleepAug 4, 2010
...What?
This one: 13 hours ago.
Cawpin's link: 22 hours ago.
Quit being a f**king moron.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Whats vacation?
oldHDAug 3, 2010
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bosskeyAug 4, 2010
2012
racheljtmAug 3, 2010
Im sorry, mummified body?!?! WTF
beshirthappyAug 3, 2010
I smell a centenarian scam going on in Japan.
lbuchaAug 3, 2010
wow - I literally burst out laughing when I read this headline... funniest thing I've read on digg today -- I am going to hell
jeremiahjwAug 3, 2010
In a hand basket!
mstachiwAug 3, 2010
Perhaps she was Spirited Away?
socivitusAug 4, 2010
She was Spirited Away by Kiki's Delivery Service to a Grave of the Fireflies.
meribianAug 4, 2010
I didn't wanna laugh at that.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Perhaps she was Grave of the Fireflies? No?
eikon89Aug 3, 2010
Is it just me, or does anyone else think she's dead?
dbossnirvanaAug 4, 2010
It's their way of saying goodbye by doing one last practical joke.
phialthomAug 4, 2010
the best way to stay alive in that country is hide from all the wierdos
jorgioAug 4, 2010
RIP
ninjagamesAug 4, 2010
oh no where did she go?????
firecellAug 4, 2010
Japan needs to do a better job keeping track of their old people.
szand0rAug 4, 2010
Japan dun goofed
factorof13Aug 4, 2010
Don't worry. She's just a ninja.
elliotysAug 4, 2010
careful. . . SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
kirakunAug 4, 2010
She could not have been a ninja, because otherwise both of you could not have finished your co
polarbearfireAug 4, 2010
Maybe she transferred her consciousness into a computer like that movie Tron. So she's still alive but living like a spirit or ghost in the the machine.
stevethegreatAug 4, 2010
Consciousness can't be transferred silly you; it's the emergent property of the waking brain; no brain no consciousness, even if you were to emulate the processes of the brain...
I believe that what happened instead was/is that she actually poses as the daughter, after killing her of course so that she'll get twice the pension. As for how she can pose like a 79 years young woman, it's because she was drinking the blood of virgins for the last 50 years, I'm sure of it...
punkcatAug 4, 2010
i thought this whole thing strange until i read the last line about pension funds being paid out. no wonder the government wants to meet these people face to face.
rikfAug 4, 2010
That was in the case from last week. This lady seems to have been doing the reverse - paying out for insurance in the belief (hope) that her mother might still need it.
darkmagusAug 4, 2010
Just roll her old bones on over here, and I'll dig up your daughter.
thatsnotpuddingAug 4, 2010
"We lost our grandmother ten years ago. She just started walking, and we don't know where the hell she is now."
akchrsAug 4, 2010
It just so happens that the oldest woman in Tokyo is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
d0kken_Aug 4, 2010
The bitch is dead
hexrrAug 4, 2010
Back to the mothership I believe
zerocubedAug 4, 2010
So maybe Japan doesn't have as many old people as they thought?
Don't they do a census there like we do here?
cyborg31Aug 4, 2010
Their families (children) don't report their death and continue claiming their parent's old age pension.
I guess they just take their word for it.
iwashere2Aug 4, 2010
pension scam.
thescientist213Aug 4, 2010
Did they check the Country Kitchen Buffet?
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
f**k you I was just about to make the same exact comment.
elliotysAug 4, 2010
f**k you I was just about to make the same exact comment.
thescientist213Aug 5, 2010
Sorry I'll be more careful next time.
7king7kingAug 4, 2010
Maybe she passed away already?
zakatovAug 4, 2010
Hello Sherlock
camilos007Aug 4, 2010
Maybe they were taken by Sunset Squad robots?
holdemrulesAug 4, 2010
Sushi sales plummet 90% as everyone realizes the Japanese don't actually outlive Americans and our bacon-laden diet!
imarascalAug 4, 2010
he lazy asses kept the body concealed so that they could collect the benefits of the deceased. They should be made to work 40 hours a week, without pay, doing janitorial work in the prison. 5 years would be good!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
reddfoxx1562Aug 4, 2010
Concealing a body is much more difficult than whatever s**tty job you've got.
michigan85Aug 4, 2010
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yujieAug 4, 2010
She probably ascended to be with the Ancients
bosskeyAug 4, 2010
this is older than the Internet
anothersoldierAug 4, 2010
THIS JUST IN: 2,000 year old pharaoh has been missing for 1,969 years - officials say he may be living with his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandaughter. An investigation is underway.
pandabearshenyuAug 4, 2010
In other news, skiers never die, they just go downhill.
mra45Aug 4, 2010
I think we are going to find out that Japan doesn't actually have centenarians, they just lose all their old people
pandabearshenyuAug 4, 2010
In other news, skiers never die, they just go downhill..
godsbongAug 4, 2010
Like i said over in http://digg.com/people/Tokyo_s_oldest_woman_missing_for_decades
Shes with me still..
fungie5Aug 4, 2010
She went from "Oldest Woman in Tokyo" to "Oldest Missing Woman in Japan".
Unfortunately, it's not a title promotion.
davidg11Aug 4, 2010
In their defense....Godzilla really does cause population chaos and mayhem.
YOU try to keep track of people with Godzilla and Rodan!
gkiltzAug 4, 2010
Al Capone's Vault, Japanese Edition!!!
impsethAug 4, 2010
Where is she?
1324 Evergreen Lane
Sounds nice.
Prepare to be surprised.
maxfr3shAug 19, 2010
hahahah omg