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cplusplusJul 7, 2010
As usual, the onion is really right.
ducktomguyJul 7, 2010
Area man will bite dog
hardeep1singhJul 7, 2010
Slow News day?
Closed AccountJul 7, 2010
News? On CNN?
Sorry, CNN doesn't do news anymore. It's now just an aggregator of Facebook and Twitter comments on things that are allegedly happening.
smogtdiJul 7, 2010
it's a bit annoying to see the very same story on the front page multiple times in the last week
ineedanewsn1992Jul 7, 2010
Welcome to Digg.
divisiblebyzeroJul 7, 2010
I want to see it, but have to actually see it? They need to fix that.
s8m3gJul 7, 2010
is the page supposed to be not available?
v3n0mJul 7, 2010
So first CNN covers a Saturday Night Live bit, now they're covering The Onion... I'm not sure which site is the parody anymore!
secrityJul 7, 2010
I happened to see it on TiVo last night and I wanted my two minutes back after watching it.
pixelwerxJul 7, 2010
As far as seeing the future goes, they have a pretty good track record:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-pros,464/
eggplntwizrdJul 7, 2010
More future news from the onion:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 (Feb 2004)
http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/ (Sept 2005)
meccaydnaJul 7, 2010
I love it. Daily Show did the same thing when the Quaddro came out.
Interviewer: "What will you do when somebody releases a shaver with 5 blades?"
Interviewee: <puzzled>
sreyanotfilcJul 7, 2010
Guess their engineers figured out how to put all five blades on without making one of them perpendicular to the other four blades.
oo7evanJul 7, 2010
And another.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/state-of-minnesota-too-polite-to-ask-for-federal-f,1295/
Feb 2005
http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2007/10/05/morebridge/
Oct 2007
dbchristopherJul 7, 2010
"I'm pretty sure most of your viewers don't know what to do. Go out, do the research, and tell them." -- SO TRUE!
pattyo13Jul 7, 2010
digg v3 will fix that
(future news in 2006)
lederhosedJul 7, 2010
The Onion is hilarious
honoredmuleJul 8, 2010
I loved that sly grin in the middle of the clip.