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Janine Kahn
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unfriendlyfireJul 13, 2010
*Made in China
dynamooJul 13, 2010
Actually, I think they are still made in South Africa.. some background info here: http://www.mg.co.za/article/2010-01-08-vuvuzela-creator-blown-off
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
*Maid in China
syntheticbadgerJul 14, 2010
made by syntaxgs
clippclopJul 14, 2010
I am extremely disappointed he hasn't wrote anything yet. It's like this submission was made for him.
syntaxgsJul 15, 2010
what a vuzela,,=-\and What to put The Gas, To mestion me i don,t know what a vuzela Is,,
jesushimselfJul 15, 2010
Ask, and ye shall receive
wrs123Jul 14, 2010
Vuvuzella manufactured in China, instructions written by LOLcat
itwasonlyajokeJul 14, 2010
hahaha!
paraswarmJul 13, 2010
Make your gas to blown fastly, and the vuvuzuela is sound.
Words of wisdom.
doctechnicalJul 14, 2010
I don't need a vuvuzuela to get my fastly blown gas to make that sound.
protargolJul 14, 2010
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Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
How is vuvuzela deformed?
nyxerebosJul 14, 2010
You need to do way instain bathtub>
azadudeJul 14, 2010
Who mould their plastics; because these plastics can't frigth back?
crushifierJul 14, 2010
it was on espn this mroing a fan in sa who had blew his vuvezzala
crackshot91Jul 15, 2010
God, I love the internet.
philogosJul 15, 2010
My pary are with the naybors who lost his eardrum.
hurricanedcJul 15, 2010
i am truley sorry for your loBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
vincent21212Jul 14, 2010
Yes!
lenbairdJul 15, 2010
They probably store them in piles three stories tall.
deafbeatJul 13, 2010
You need to blow the hole.
jingocatJul 13, 2010
4) Annoy the rest of planet Earth.
zoltan3887Jul 14, 2010
The World Cup ruined perfectly fine vuvuzela concerts.
wussJul 14, 2010
1) You find a box....
Closed AccountJul 15, 2010
Yeah. Aren't good hosts supposed to cater to their guests??? BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ????
co7926Jul 15, 2010
4) to make people hate at 2010 world cup, as included with the hole planet!
eastwood24Jul 13, 2010
Icanhazvuvuzela?
dxblouieJul 14, 2010
Congratulations! not everyday i come across a word that actually makes sense to me, but has apparently never been used before (or at least according to google)
http://www.google.com/search?q=Icanhazvuvuzela : 1 result :)
waynejontJul 13, 2010
that's what you get for using freetranslation.com
jcb08jJul 13, 2010
i did no problem understand the write. clear instruction for sound if you tell me about it
anexanhumeJul 13, 2010
Hello and good day sir,
I am currently in the possession of 10,000 vuvuzelas and am anxious to get them onto the market in your United States to make profitous the king of Zemunda. Please kindly take the enclosed check for 10 thousand American dollars and cash at your nearest bank. I am allowing you to keep one thousand of this monetary as your fee for your assistance in this manner. Please use western union to send the rest of the money back to me so that we may transact this transaction.
A most pleasure doing business with you sir,
His servant to the king, Semmi
reddfoxx1562Jul 14, 2010
Why don't you ask for a cool million?
djenna8Jul 14, 2010
It's not too much?
fsumoonJul 14, 2010
naaaahhhh
KansasCityChefsJul 14, 2010
Fascinating! Semmi, look at this! America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets!
snoogsJul 14, 2010
Just let your.....
SOOOOUUUULLLL GLLLLOOOOWWWWW!!!
yankeefan138Jul 14, 2010
Went to a Mariners game last year and Griffey used the Soul Glow song as his walk up music for his at bats.
3rdharbingerJul 14, 2010
Sexual Chocolate!
plainoldfoolJul 14, 2010
You know him as Joe the policeman in the What's Going Down episode of That's My Momma.... Mr. Randy Watson!
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Dugg for Coming to America.
jordanlgtaJul 14, 2010
Mr. Eko's brother?
wibambauJul 15, 2010
Awesome, other Coming to America fans!
You guys notice - in the scene where Darryl turns into McDowell's - he turns from the left lane, cutting off the driver in the right lane? Just a nice character development touch I thought.
reddfoxx1562Jul 15, 2010
Well, he later gets AIDS after becoming a doctor.
lucas123Jul 13, 2010
1) Douse with lighter fluid.
2( Light match, set on fire
3) Back away.
There, fixed.
slackdragonJul 14, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KHFA6ZuFTE
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Backwards parenthese is a nice touch.
po43292Jul 14, 2010
parenthesis
tsharp1Jul 14, 2010
Only one is backward.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
4 . Profit?
greg2kJul 14, 2010
It should easily catch fire without the lighter fluid.
executexJul 13, 2010
Do not follow pattern noise in rhythm when vuvuzela using. Blow vuvuzela at all time during match. Now you may Vuvuzela enjoying.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Syntaxgs approves.
tiggerethJul 14, 2010
Never mention the Syntaxgs, invoking his name brings him!
I believe the only way to get rid of him is to have him say his own name backwards...
adokimusJul 14, 2010
I think it would have been hilarious if syntaxgs responded to this post with something along the lines of, "this guy should learn how to type in english"
skillelJul 15, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
ooxmanJul 14, 2010
f**king vuvuzuelas, how do they work?
Oh, thanks.
mxm111Jul 14, 2010
Make you moth full of gas!
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
it's a miracle
cmccoolJul 14, 2010
sooo many "that's what she saids"
brucealmightyJul 14, 2010
1. Blow
2. Run from anyone nearby holding their ears.......
joghobsJul 14, 2010
I think you have bassackwards there, bud.
llanowarJul 14, 2010
My head hurts.
skye1924Jul 14, 2010
is there a help desk number if you have troubles making a sound? :)
thepoofychickenJul 14, 2010
Were these instructions written by syntaxgs or something?
hordespawnJul 14, 2010
Nope, just poorly written.
bugmenot2Jul 14, 2010
Wow.
I just realized that I like turtles.
crizzleJul 14, 2010
So I just blow into it like th-BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
phychJul 14, 2010
You're doing it wrong.
mrfistyJul 14, 2010
This joke is getting cold. I mean old.
nepidaeJul 14, 2010
ffs, enough with the vuzulalas
reddfoxx1562Jul 14, 2010
thank f**k that the kickball is over.
advengerJul 14, 2010
"make your mouth full of gas"
omg! Someone get a vuvuzela, some helium and some sulfur hexalouride and post the results!
chromavitaJul 14, 2010
Don't ask how this came up, but a few friends of mine were recently wondering this. If you filled your butt up with helium, would your farts be highe pitched?
gottlosJul 14, 2010
Yes. There are gases that would make it lower pitched too.
lumberingoafJul 14, 2010
You need a better class of friends.
paraswarmJul 14, 2010
Why don't you try it and let us know the results? You can be the first Fartpitchologist.
m3arvkJul 15, 2010
/head aslode
eaziiJul 14, 2010
who knew the Nigerian Princes were behind the vuvuzelas?
douglasqJul 14, 2010
This was actually written by a standard vuvuzela fan, whose first language is English.
reddfoxx1562Jul 14, 2010
This was hilarious [sic]!
spydersJul 14, 2010
All your base are belong to us?
brandonelliottJul 14, 2010
man that takes me back to my irc days.
ocelot13Jul 14, 2010
Step 4- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
blklightningJul 14, 2010
i up digg this because it has laugh.
kishore88Jul 14, 2010
Hahahaha
valklerouxJul 14, 2010
And don't forget your lighter in case you want to scare the living s**t out of the people standing next to you.
contentpigJul 14, 2010
Invictus vuvuzela horn:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1937652
sandman64Jul 14, 2010
wait... so am I supposed to fart into this thing?
lorddiasJul 14, 2010
Have someone fart in your mouth first.
therealsirnateJul 14, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
doyoumrjonesJul 14, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWoiu8keq34
weberwkJul 14, 2010
http://imgur.com/6qWT5.jpg
In2TheDayJul 14, 2010
can you give f**king credits?
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cp5ak/the_instructions_that_came_with_my_vuvuzela/
nmpraveenJul 14, 2010
come on man..this is internet..not f**king thesis
alexhouseJul 14, 2010
f**king credits? What do you think this is, a professional pornographic film?
breadfredJul 14, 2010
Credit goes to the writer of this article. That aint no f**king reddit. And, even if it were, information is not owned by reddit. Or digg. Or the King of Botswana. So shut the f**k up take your f**king f**k language out of this f**king place.
In2TheDayJul 14, 2010
You guys create the bad stereotype for digg.
Hence why i never come here
turbojugend27Jul 15, 2010
Then how did you post a comment, and then reply to it. You must be magical!
In2TheDayJul 15, 2010
thanks i ttry
daleokJul 14, 2010
It makes it very clear to my head.
joehoulJul 14, 2010
If mouth is make gas vuvuzela is make BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
mogwuyJul 14, 2010
Maybe next time they can host this in scottland and we can all play bag pipes instead?
diamondfiretailJul 14, 2010
None of what you said made any sense, can I have some weed?
qwertyguyJul 14, 2010
well that explains a lot!
GladiatorzaJul 14, 2010
Has anyone here every bought a vuvuzela, if you have, then you would know the instructions are printed on the actual vuvuzela near the mouth piece.
It does not come with written instructions.
tsharp1Jul 14, 2010
Joke n.
Something said for the sake of exciting a laugh; something witty or sportive
spacecowb0yJul 14, 2010
Hi, I am very glad you can get this Digg Post. For this Digg is sometimes breaking, and our Servers cant sent the packets if the packets HTTP code (nak) is not acknowledge. We we only use low-volume times to protect the Digg. For this is the internet delivery, so the Digg maybe out of comments. And you can put the Invisible comments of the Digg in the fresh browser (Firefox or Chrome) to make it appear, and then get it out of the browser to make it read. It needs your help and cooperation to finish the maintenance and enjoy the 2010 comments. I hope you can understand this.
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Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
"leave a small gap in your logic"
I love this.
redgiant947Jul 14, 2010
I normally don't have a problem when content from reddit is posted on digg, but when you copy a COMMENT verbatim without giving any credit then that IS stealing/copying/whatever else you want to call it.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cp5ak/the_instructions_that_came_with_my_vuvuzela/c0u6nw0
I love how you still left in "upvotes" in the last line though.
colechampagneJul 14, 2010
Yeah, that was f**ked up.
invictus125Jul 14, 2010
Yes. Just yes.
dynamitemonkeyJul 14, 2010
World cup is over, no more vuvuzela jokes.
goshyouidiotJul 14, 2010
As you wish, meme lord.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
I try to spend my days *not* getting gas in my mouth.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
did we finally figure out what syntags does for a living?
brandonelliottJul 14, 2010
very niiiice. high five!
ralph23Jul 14, 2010
Yes, yes, but who was phone?
mtxrawkusJul 14, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHjSj_nKTws
imkidredJul 14, 2010
Someone should submit it to engrish.com.
firesightsJul 14, 2010
A friend of mine went to South Africa, and bought a dozen vuvu's. None of them had instructions. *shrug*
adhomineeJul 14, 2010
My housemate has one. God it's annoying. He bzzzzes it everyday even during times the world cup isn't playing. The worst was at 1:30 am.
I really just want to light it on fire.
tiggerethJul 14, 2010
I really just want to light *him on fire.
Fixed.
adhomineeJul 14, 2010
That's probably a better idea. Plastic really smells when it burns.
dangodingoJul 14, 2010
so do humans! haha /s