inthemix.com.au— Okay, so this is weird to say the least. Apparently, amid a spate of broken penises, Jamaican authorities have sprung into action to put a crackdown on the dance trend known as daggering.
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No, you retards. He said, "it’s all bones and cartilage down there." Meaning 'down there' in the pelvic region, there are bones and cartilage. Meaning you are mashing your penis against bones vigorously.
Except of course we have this thing called "flesh" between the dong and the pelvis to prevent mashing one against the other. No, I'd guess what's happening is the guy gets a boner and bashes it on her pelvis.
You get a boner and then she slams into it, bending it the wrong direction, which end up rupturing the blood vessels running along the length of the penis.
Yeah but your boner is still in your pants so it's is still being held against your body by your clothing. I still don't see when your dick gets into danger.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
You know ANYTHING about "broken penis?" The breakage happens because your penis is forced to bend while fully erect. It doesn't break because someone slams into it from the side. You have to be thrusting into a solid object that will not yield which causes your stuffy to bend severely tearing ligaments. You dick is in no danger as long as it is in your pants being held against your body by your clothing. My god man. Do you make it a habit of commenting on s**t you don't know anything about?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
If your wearing, or have ever worn boxers, pop wood and see if that s**t stays tucked against your body. There's a reason men are afraid to stand up with a boner. It's even worse if your freeballing. I could see a broken baby cannon doing this.
The phenomenon know as daggering has toned down quite a bit lately here in the Caribbean mainly because the governments of the various islands have been banning artist from performing in their countries and songs clearly describing the dance have been banned from the airwaves. Although, if you go to nightclub or fete (ones where only locals go to) you still find a couple instances of it.
Here is Barbados you never really hear about it anymore. It has gone from being mainstream for the better part of last year and the earlier part of this year to barely hearing anything about at all nowadays. I guess the whole Gaza vs Gully bulls**t has occupied the masses.
Your thinly veiled political polemic isn't applicable in this thread, save perhaps to display your racist tendencies while maintaining plausible deniability.. Shoo.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
okay this is retarded. Just forgo the clothes and turn it into a big orgy, don't be hypocrites. Or, and this may be a radical idea, go back to dancing as in actually dancing.
Wtf that was dumb as hell. The music was for mentally challenged retards and the dancing isn't even dancing it's pantomimed f**king for all to see. Helping humanity multiply like rabbits until there are so many of us we live in tiny closet sized apartments working for our overlord masters over at Pepsi Co.
tiduJul 5, 2010
We've been 'cutting the rug' for so many years now, this is only fair.
GeomeJul 5, 2010
I can't fap to this.
captaindiggerJul 5, 2010
Will you sign my penis cast?
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
LOL ... it's just too bad that your SN isn't captaindaggerer.
randomnetuserJul 5, 2010
...in lipstick
thedudediggsJul 5, 2010
She must be Jamaican because she is getting passed around like a joint.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
Holy f**k that's stupid.
asus3000Jul 5, 2010
What did you expect?
pepitoneJul 5, 2010
"Do do this dance, you might break your dick"...don't have to tell me twice
ghostrunner1Jul 5, 2010
Wait, did that article just say that the penis is full of bones and cartilage?
protodonJul 5, 2010
What are we, hedgehogs?
m3arvkJul 5, 2010
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kfs0M28ZVQ8/SJCWAABD2NI/AAAAAAAABjc/d8UEYVfrPr8/s400/penisfracturejj0.jpg
jestersevenJul 5, 2010
I came here to say this. Never made it past this sentence in the article.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
No, you retards. He said, "it’s all bones and cartilage down there." Meaning 'down there' in the pelvic region, there are bones and cartilage. Meaning you are mashing your penis against bones vigorously.
ghostrunner1Jul 5, 2010
"I mean, no wonder people are breaking their dongs, it’s all bones and cartilage down there. Yikes."
That's the quote. Either he's mis-informed, or his participle is dangling.
swipecatJul 5, 2010
Except of course we have this thing called "flesh" between the dong and the pelvis to prevent mashing one against the other. No, I'd guess what's happening is the guy gets a boner and bashes it on her pelvis.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
Yes, it IS a "No s**t, Sherlock" situation, that's why he said "no wonder."
Honestly, how did you people grow up with such bad reading comprehension?
nthammerJul 5, 2010
public schooling, need I say more? I hate thinking about the ~10 years of my childhood mind being wasted in a classroom.
leia1979Jul 5, 2010
I believe it's called sarcasm.
nerdrageJul 5, 2010
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Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
Totally lame
aquapeteJul 5, 2010
cant be as bad as the surra de bunda. this will kill someone eventually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8GQ16jnCxg
digg2point0Jul 5, 2010
Talk about a brown noser.....
kratylosJul 5, 2010
Here's the more violent version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9UxwWgCO6c
Wait for the second guy. Trust me, the look on his face as she breaks his penis is worth it.
mongolaiJul 6, 2010
My god I love Brazil!
johnsonjoebJul 5, 2010
I want to die this way.
68024Jul 5, 2010
Now that would just give me a headache...
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
What's the fun in that if she's wearing pants?
nthammerJul 5, 2010
its fun when you actually have had sex before
califragJul 5, 2010
http://imgur.com/jJjwd.gif
pepitoneJul 5, 2010
Now that's how you get pink eye
raydeenJul 5, 2010
Now that's how you get aids in your mouth.
bakamasJul 5, 2010
I will just add this to my growing list of "Reasons to not visit Jamaica."
norman619Jul 5, 2010
How does this dry humping "break" one's penis?
m3arvkJul 5, 2010
You get a boner and then she slams into it, bending it the wrong direction.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
You get a boner and then she slams into it, bending it the wrong direction, which end up rupturing the blood vessels running along the length of the penis.
norman619Jul 5, 2010
Yeah but your boner is still in your pants so it's is still being held against your body by your clothing. I still don't see when your dick gets into danger.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
tallestskilJul 5, 2010
Well, since you don't see when there's any danger, it looks like you could go ahead and try it for yourself.
Report back. Make sure to take your laptop to the hospital with you.
norman619Jul 5, 2010
You know ANYTHING about "broken penis?" The breakage happens because your penis is forced to bend while fully erect. It doesn't break because someone slams into it from the side. You have to be thrusting into a solid object that will not yield which causes your stuffy to bend severely tearing ligaments. You dick is in no danger as long as it is in your pants being held against your body by your clothing. My god man. Do you make it a habit of commenting on s**t you don't know anything about?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
piesforyouJul 5, 2010
This is the most ludicrous non-argument I've ever witnessed.
enclavedJul 5, 2010
Norman, I fear you're telling the world you have a small penis that stays in one location and is held in place by the weakest of elastic material.
Maybe you should choose your arguments better.
piesforyouJul 5, 2010
here here.
jeremanroxJul 5, 2010
If your wearing, or have ever worn boxers, pop wood and see if that s**t stays tucked against your body. There's a reason men are afraid to stand up with a boner. It's even worse if your freeballing. I could see a broken baby cannon doing this.
norman619Jul 5, 2010
I year boxers and still my pants/shorts do not allow my dick to stick straight out. It is still pointing up. Again, no danger.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
I question whether you've ever had a boner. There's no way to keep it "tucked in."
jeremanroxJul 6, 2010
There's a reason they call it "pitchin a tent" if you aint got pole enough to pitch one, im very sorry.
ghostalkerJul 5, 2010
This is a very disturbing thread.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
Easy solution, only dance with the ugly girls. Keep it safe. Keep it soft.
guabancexJul 5, 2010
Good; in fact, positively Darwinian. I'm suprised the Jamaican Ministry of Health isn't more pro-dagger, given it's contraceptive potential.
sndreamJul 5, 2010
They shouldn't ban it, but should rather promote it to the rest of Jamaica, this is Jamaican answer to the call on over-population.
bajanJul 5, 2010
The phenomenon know as daggering has toned down quite a bit lately here in the Caribbean mainly because the governments of the various islands have been banning artist from performing in their countries and songs clearly describing the dance have been banned from the airwaves. Although, if you go to nightclub or fete (ones where only locals go to) you still find a couple instances of it.
Here is Barbados you never really hear about it anymore. It has gone from being mainstream for the better part of last year and the earlier part of this year to barely hearing anything about at all nowadays. I guess the whole Gaza vs Gully bulls**t has occupied the masses.
drycatJul 5, 2010
A gaggle of geese.
A pod of dolphins.
A murder of crows.
A spate of broken penises.
dulcettoneJul 5, 2010
A flight of stairs
jmontesJul 5, 2010
Yup, that's the collective noun for it alright.
co0p3rJul 6, 2010
A wunch of bankers
getbrownJul 5, 2010
Google image search for 'fractured penis'...
...Not cool...
evilregisJul 5, 2010
Captain Obvious was here!
ellabluJul 5, 2010
I just had to do it...cannot be unseen. However, the second image showed an "x-ray" where the "bone" was neatly broken in two. LMAO!
sizzzzlerzJul 5, 2010
So, I guess you could say
*** puts on sun glasses ***
This dance is bad to the bone
willwork4ammoJul 5, 2010
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
I love it when this meme is done well.
sizzzzlerzJul 5, 2010
** blushes **
zenmojoJul 6, 2010
Said the actress to the priest.
Hyde9Jul 5, 2010
major lazer says, always remember to practice safe daggering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCNoz26oRrs
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
This is disgusting. Don't give these monsters publicity.
blarg2003Jul 5, 2010
This really is......
Breaking news
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
vdoogsJul 5, 2010
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
mixeaoJul 5, 2010
Jamaican me crazy...
jjason1985Jul 5, 2010
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neutron7Jul 5, 2010
Darwin. there is a dance for that.
reebee52Jul 5, 2010
Remember when dancing was... dancing? People have lost all art form. Dancing was always erotic, but it's not supposed to be obvious. Subtlety is dead.
asus3000Jul 5, 2010
Remember when people used to speak with dignity too? Remember when society was civilized?
graphictruthJul 6, 2010
As I said to my departed mother (who was of an age to have done the Jitterbug) when this sort of topic came up during the seventies...
"Whatcha doin' honey, whatcha doin' tonight, I hope your're in the mood, 'cause I'm feelin' allright..."
Sometimes you just gots to whack the prematurly old with the fact that if they weren't bein' young dumb and full of...
well, it's because they are trying to pretend it didn't happen. Pretty much.
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graphictruthJul 7, 2010
..oooh, I see OLD people. OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD people!
twentyJul 6, 2010
Aww but it's funnn :D
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
Not sure how you'd break your penis, but I sure as hell do not want to smash my balls around like that, they are my PRECIOUS....
shingoexJul 5, 2010
Why should there be a crackdown? Idiots who do this deserve what they get and don't need to be reproducing in the 1st place.
asus3000Jul 5, 2010
“There is all the difference in the world between treating people equally and attempting to make them equal.” - Friedrich August von Hayek
absurdistJul 5, 2010
Your thinly veiled political polemic isn't applicable in this thread, save perhaps to display your racist tendencies while maintaining plausible deniability.. Shoo.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
kittie09Jul 5, 2010
It reminds me of a snake coiling up and attacking....
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
"Pon de Floor" by Major Lazer
Hilarious daggering music video
http://vimeo.com/5936810
vdoogsJul 5, 2010
Dude, that is totally hilarious. And also sort of creative in a WTF NSFW sort of way.
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
Pretty entertaining. I suppose every generation deserves it's "2 Live Crew".
zenmojoJul 6, 2010
Brought to you by Eric from Tim and Eric Awesome show.
(That wasn't a joke, he directed it.)
asus3000Jul 5, 2010
If they didn't exist we'd have to invent them.
trail0fdeadJul 5, 2010
Anyone else not feel a bit of remorse for these idiots?
regularuserJul 5, 2010
diggering?
rnemesis42Jul 5, 2010
Major Lazer: Guide To Daggering
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCNoz26oRrs
nilsJul 5, 2010
okay this is retarded. Just forgo the clothes and turn it into a big orgy, don't be hypocrites. Or, and this may be a radical idea, go back to dancing as in actually dancing.
Meh. I guess I am getting old. Get off my lawn!
leezusJul 5, 2010
Why don't they just f**k?
lethargicmonkeyJul 5, 2010
the guy with the hat smoking a cigarette in the vid looks like dave chapelle.
haikufuJul 5, 2010
All look same.
jaredennisclarkJul 5, 2010
All guys with hats and cigarettes look like Dave Chapelle?
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
How long before white teenagers are doing this in the suburbs?
whoreableJul 5, 2010
lol black people and their hypersexuality
klavonskyJul 5, 2010
This was on Tosh.0 http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=313953&title=the-webs-newest-dance-crazes
chadster1000Jul 5, 2010
Spate?
diggadiggaJul 5, 2010
wtf, that looks like college. How come girls don't dance like that after college in America. f**k salsa, and tango. I just want to grind again.
rheaumeJul 5, 2010
Solution: No clothes and lots of lube
califragJul 5, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE
Closed AccountJul 5, 2010
"Or more likely, maybe we’re just kind of creeped out by dry-humping in clubs in general.."
Best line of that article.
raydeenJul 5, 2010
This isn't dancing. This is pro wrestling.
ripersnifleJul 5, 2010
I think a 'NSFW VIDEO" is in order here.
doublebaconsodaJul 6, 2010
Wtf that was dumb as hell. The music was for mentally challenged retards and the dancing isn't even dancing it's pantomimed f**king for all to see. Helping humanity multiply like rabbits until there are so many of us we live in tiny closet sized apartments working for our overlord masters over at Pepsi Co.
zenmojoJul 6, 2010
Or is this the solution to overpopulation? Think about it.
graphictruthJul 6, 2010
You win the "Overthinking it" award for this thread.
doublebaconsodaJul 6, 2010
Yay!!!!
doublebaconsodaJul 6, 2010
This forces me to comment again.
That was the most retarded s**t I have ever seen and the most annoying music I have ever heard.