'My Child Is a Monkey' Trainer Weighs in on Primate Pets

asylum.com — When it comes to keeping and raising monkeys, we tend to agree with the sentiments expressed by the character Troy on the show "Community": "It's an animal that looks like a dude. Why don't I have 10 of them?" Aug 11, 2010 View in Crawl 4

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gvoakes Aug 11, 2010

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I think a monkey would be a rad pet!!

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mmusick Aug 11, 2010

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It better be with a 40-year life expectancy.

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wordybutdirty Aug 11, 2010

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There is nothing you can say to make me want a monkey less.

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beshirthappy Aug 12, 2010

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Same here. My son has asked for one as a pet - not a chance.

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casspa Aug 11, 2010

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My child is a monkey, your argument is invalid.

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02yamahar1 Aug 12, 2010

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i would teach him karate..lol

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admiralwoof Aug 12, 2010

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Monkey Trainer finally made it to digg? Didn't see that coming...

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