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Closed AccountAug 9, 2010
I'd have to imagine getting run over by a tractor would be one of the scariest things ever.
sanmanAug 10, 2010
could make for a good installment of Jackass, though
Yeeehawww!
Closed AccountAug 10, 2010
the scariest thing is while your husband hates you, not the tractor.
seokingAug 9, 2010
And that guy looks like this: http://www.workrevenge.com/amazing-bargain/
sweet8Aug 10, 2010
if zombies attacked, I'd totally do that.
tyg10Aug 9, 2010
"And, if she's smart, also contemplating a legal separation."
Uh. Yes. I'd say sue him for all he has, at least.
treytravisAug 9, 2010
Shes his wife...
If she divorces him im sure she'll get plenty of his money/property.
timmyftwAug 10, 2010
"Uh. Yes. I'd say sue him for all he has, at least. "
Its called divorce.
porkfriedriceAug 9, 2010
what a nice guy
adhdocdAug 10, 2010
How can one get run over by a tractor? It sounds like the apocalypse, has the turning radius of a school bus, and is really slow.
skidooerAug 10, 2010
JCB has a line of tractors that are capable of 70km/h. http://www.jcb.com/products/MachineOverview.aspx?RID=11
dgendreauAug 10, 2010
Have you ever driven a modern tractor?
I grew up on an apple farm. If you aren't towing a long trailer, most modern tractors can turn quite sharply, especially if they have differential brakes like many John Deere's have. They often top out at 20-30MPH, which is probably more than enough to catch someone off guard.
versualizeAug 10, 2010
I wonder if she thought his tractor was sexy
Closed AccountAug 10, 2010
idiot ! why you shoot cops? you made a big problem for yourself !
anyway, take a look under the tractor, make sure all the Engine and everything is fine !
next time just do your job without shooing cops !Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
drcrankAug 10, 2010
Ahh, dream come true. Not the shooting at cops part. XD
vonsamaAug 10, 2010
This is why rednecks drink. Not to run over their wives with tractors, but to watch the stupid s**t that other rednecks are about to do. You just can't get this with cable.
funklorAug 10, 2010
I can't imagine hating a woman, who sexed me up, so much that I'd want to run her over with a tractor and shoot at police. Unless she didn't sex me up. THAT BITCH!
throwdiniAug 10, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLlUgilKqms
The closest cinematic equivalent that I could find.
adhdocdAug 10, 2010
It just strikes me as very odd. How many domestic violence reports are there any year where a tractor is used? Did she get sauced and pass out on the farm, and he ran her over? Follow?
tyg10Aug 10, 2010
Yep, it's called a divorce. That's why I put this in quotes from the article...."And, if she's smart, also contemplating a legal separation."
I think a legal separation should be the LEAST of his worries, and the stupidest thing she could do. She needs to go ape on him. That's all.
evoldicaAug 10, 2010
To quote the RHPS 'Madness takes its toll.'
ahhellAug 10, 2010
"I told you I was hard core."