Users who Dugg This
Matt Eastwood
238 Followers
Matt Eastwood
238 Followers
Steve Elliott ~alapoet~
7865 Followers
Steve Elliott ~alapoet~
7865 Followers
eastwood24Aug 3, 2010
Why do these people keep coming from Florida? Well, stay classy Florida.
janincoAug 3, 2010
Maybe it's the humidity.
hakaddictAug 3, 2010
I hear it can mess with your brain and may cause scrupulous folks to commit the most outrageous of crimes.
cawfeeAug 4, 2010
It's certainly not the humility.
ashmgm2008Aug 4, 2010
I was thinking the same thing. I'm from Florida and it's really embarrassing when you go on Digg and somebody from Florida is doing something stupid
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
No offense, but you state has the worst of both worlds: douchebags from Miami plus the rednecks from the panhandle. Hey, I hear Orlando is nice though.
nipplashAug 4, 2010
I lived in Florida for 6 months and I can verify that it's one trashy s**thole of a state.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
It has the worst of both worlds: douchebags from Miami plus the rednecks from the panhandle.
nipplashAug 4, 2010
@kinkyking. I lived outside of Orlando, so it was douchey and trashy all rolled into one collective sub-species.
eurynom0sAug 7, 2010
Yeah but the super hot Cuban chicks are there too...maybe we can just call it a wash?
LosAlamosLabsAug 3, 2010
WTF!
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!
thoughtsonthisAug 3, 2010
Man, he must have really needed that liquor!
tyg10Aug 3, 2010
We're not supposed to judge people by their looks, I know, but in this case I am making an exemption!!!
treytravisAug 3, 2010
so by exempting this case you arent judging him by looks?
*exception
jameslowellAug 3, 2010
Stupid people shouldn't breed
LosAlamosLabsAug 3, 2010
Thank God he was white, otherwise that'd be racist.
factorof13Aug 4, 2010
And yet it's mostly the intelligent and educated ones who are swearing off marriage / kids. The idiocracy is coming.
barryigginsAug 4, 2010
come on now, at least we distract the law while you guys game the system and/or expel your genius into a sock and cry yourself to sleep
tokeofthetownAug 3, 2010
I always hide the weed before I call 911 for a ride to the liquor store.
cpdylanAug 3, 2010
Haha! Is that Tom Berringer?
smurfzAug 3, 2010
Somebody is very special.
fearloathingAug 3, 2010
I hope he pleads retarded.
AdamF3309Aug 3, 2010
He deserves a medal of some sort along with his ticket.
nikolesmashAug 3, 2010
Haha well it's better than him driving!
steviejanowskiAug 3, 2010
DAMN. That sounds like some chronic he was smoking, where can I get some?
nevermiss1Aug 3, 2010
He almost pulled it off... kinda
remingtonhAug 4, 2010
dad?
firecellAug 4, 2010
This man is a role model and a hero.
villecruzAug 4, 2010
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kaveryAug 4, 2010
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR YOU'RE F**KED
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
That has to be a hairpiece.
StrutThatAssAug 4, 2010
Marijuana is a gateway drug to liquor stores and 911 calls.
sangjmoonAug 4, 2010
Using drugs and alcohol doesn't necessarily mean you're stupid, but I bet there is a strong correlation.
micro23Aug 4, 2010
http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/07/gamer_teen_accidentally_leads_cops_to_parents_pot.php
Way better story.
starscream77Aug 4, 2010
What is that stuff all over that kids face?
langfordAug 4, 2010
If this isn't hitting rock bottom, it is not far from it.
7king7kingAug 4, 2010
He doesn't have to get off the 911 van but go straight to jail
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
It would have been better had he gotten busted for raping and murdering Glenn Beck.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
that mustve been some pretty horrible pot..... he mustve bought ditch weed so he went looking for booze
iamacyborgAug 4, 2010
I wonder if those anti-drunk dialling apps apply when calling 911?
http://itunes.apple.com/app/the-bad-decision-blocker/id305235458?mt=8
http://itunes.apple.com/app/dont-dial/id296499842?mt=8
kingkurtusAug 4, 2010
What a dumbass! That guy deserves to go to jail for his sheer stupidity.
ikolkataAug 4, 2010
The order of the day... providing different job opportunities for 911 folks... Have a great compartment in JAIL!
enantiodromiaAug 4, 2010
Notice he wasn't trying to get a ride to the marijuana store.
aivzdogAug 4, 2010
I D I O T
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
L I K E T O T A L L Y
dungeAug 4, 2010
Not very smart,.. but things like this probably happens every day.
stickyheadAug 4, 2010
What a retar...wait. Just another Floridian.
flatlinedAug 4, 2010
Never go full retard...
dancantoneAug 4, 2010
What's this world coming to when you can't call 911 for a free ride! Protect and serve right? What grade weed you reckon ol' Georgie boy was smokin' on?
rooker156Aug 4, 2010
burried for lack of mullet.
spc4Aug 4, 2010
This happens all the time in Milwaukee.
james998Aug 4, 2010
Must have thought he was back in Australia.
"No worries mate. Jump in. Off we go."
bylethAug 4, 2010
FTA:
"The responding officer saw a small amount of marijuana in plain view while he was speaking with McMurrain in the motel room doorway."
Uhh huh.
araytaAug 4, 2010
See, this is why we should legalize marijuana. We *need* more stories like this.
liuiteAug 6, 2010
somebody call Sheriff Andy!