weblogs.sun-sentinel.com— One good thing about turning 107-years-old — it seems you don't have to worry about cholesterol................
Aug 22, 2010View in Crawl 4
why not just buy real food to cook and stop going to fast food restaurants? works for me, only time I get fastfood is if I really need to on the go. I do get cravings but they are very little and only for taco bell, but I did just deal with quitting cigarettes so ignoring my cravings has become easy, its just mind over body.
You would say "107 year-old babies," because you're using "year-old" as an adjective. Adding the extra hyphen clarifies that the adjective is "107-year-old."
"it seems you don't have to worry about cholesterol"- b/c he'll be dead soon anyway. So, live it up old man and f**k the bitches you want, even if they have STDs!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Wow, Imagine being born in 1903 and living through all the events of the 20th century. He was 7 or 8 when the titanic sunk! The WWI, Bolshevik revolution, the great depression, WW2, the Korean War, the birth of rock and roll, the counter culture, Vietnam, Nixon Ford Carter, the 80s, and then watched Bill Clinton balance the budget to see W f**k it all up again...What a century.
I think about that too. My grandfather saw covered wagons all the way to manned space travel and supersponic flight in his lifetime. Of all the time in history, what a great ~100 years to be alive.
and he is seeing obama throw the deficits into hyperspace...like obama's spent more in his first partial term than this gentleman's seen the government spend in his lifetime....Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
There are many foods at McDonalds that are not heavy in cholesterol, and some have none.
You can also compare all of their foods in cholesterol and other factors on a handout they will be happy to provide.
No, I have no connection of any kind with the company -Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
107 and still eating McDonalds, I bet Martin Spurlock doesn't live that long. My grandparents lived to be in their late 90s and they ate nothing but pork fat and bread, They also smoked. Im glad to see the guy having a good time and a tasty meal.
it might have something to do with the fact that this title actually tells you what happened since the title you linked doesn't even mention he ate at McDonald.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
People asked him, of course, 'What was you're diet; what're you eating?' Then he narrowed his diet down: from the ages of ninety to one hundred and fifteen, his diet consisted mostly of three gallons of Thunderbird wine a week, and bread fried in fatback. When they asked him, ' Why don't you fry your bread in bacon?', he said, 'Bacon is too lean.'
I remember watching a Rangers game where they interviewed a 104 year old woman who celebrated her birthday at a game. The guy asked her what she wanted for her birthday and she said "another beer".
I know Mc Donalds its a nice Place to eat but i would more likley to make my Birthday at Burger King.
If you think other than i you can make this Voting for a better Overwiev wich one is better http://tinyurl.com/2vk34k2
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010Submitter
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Old Timer & Congratulations for keeping an 85yr old wife very happy also !!!
beshirthappyAug 22, 2010
Not my ideal birthday party local, but at 107 he can have them wherever he wants. And I see he's got himself a young wife. She's only 85. :)
creationismlolAug 22, 2010
twenty years+ younger?
pimp
vaticanslayerAug 23, 2010
Imagine the mind blowing sex.
goweigusAug 23, 2010
hell if I end up with a wife 22 years younger then me, she couldn't even be conceived for another 4 months
diggsmckenzieAug 23, 2010
This man could buy booze before his wife was even a tingle in her father's sac. This is a man to be respected.
oofgegAug 23, 2010
Not legally. I think Prohibition was going on then.
meatmarketAug 22, 2010
A subtle way to let everyone know that he just wants to die already?
vaticanslayerAug 23, 2010
What would your last meal be?
andyperfectAug 23, 2010
your profile icon gets my approval
vaticanslayerAug 23, 2010
holy s**t are we twins? my name is andy too WTF!!!!!
doublebaconsodaAug 23, 2010
Do not touch each other or else you will tear apart our dimension. On second thought... do it!
andyperfectAug 23, 2010
@ Vatican - I wouldn't rule it out quite yet.
elranzerAug 23, 2010
Get a room, you two.
vaticanslayerAug 23, 2010
Makes 4 of us now Elranzer ;)
andyperfectAug 24, 2010
I may have to steal your profile icon when I get around to it - mine's all pixelated and nasty when put up by yours.
gndoabAug 22, 2010
you know, the less I eat meat (at this point, only once or twice a week at most), the more I crave fast food. dunno why.
cowman80i9Aug 22, 2010
Yes ever since I went on the reduced meat challenge with my friend I started craving fast food so much.
nthammerAug 23, 2010
why not just buy real food to cook and stop going to fast food restaurants? works for me, only time I get fastfood is if I really need to on the go. I do get cravings but they are very little and only for taco bell, but I did just deal with quitting cigarettes so ignoring my cravings has become easy, its just mind over body.
sexyboboAug 23, 2010
if you do that a meal cost more then $4
nthammerAug 23, 2010
oh really? by that calculation, if I eat two meals a day for a month at 4$ per meal, a months worth of groceries for JUST ME would cost 224$.
You're f**king retarded.
doublebaconsodaAug 23, 2010
Thank you for a great idea about building a fast food vegitarian joint. I will make sure that the food is just as deadly though with extra e-coli.
gndoabAug 23, 2010
please do. well, not the e-coli part, but the fast food vegetarian joint.
protodonAug 22, 2010
So sad, if he went to Burger King, he would've gotten a crown.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
And Chevys would have given him a sombrero. Take your pick.
cygnus2112Aug 23, 2010
And Taco Bell would have given him a bad case of diarrhea.
adhdocdAug 22, 2010
It was all good until he took a massive in the Playland ball pit.
barryigginsAug 22, 2010
dear god...107 year old constipated McDonald's waste appears to have created a black hole in your sentence!
adhdocdAug 23, 2010
being impacted since the Carter administration has a certain gravity...
leamancAug 22, 2010
Here's a new cause for grammar nazis to take on, now that some progress is being made on the whole apostrophe thing (thanks, theoatmeal.com).
The dashes are not necessary here. "One good thing about turning 107 years old..." is proper.
They are proper in this usage: "The 107-year-old man..."
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iignotusAug 22, 2010
Actually the proper usage is "107 year-old man..."
fifteenstepperAug 23, 2010
I disagree.
You would say "107 year-old babies," because you're using "year-old" as an adjective. Adding the extra hyphen clarifies that the adjective is "107-year-old."
Why are we talking about this again?
kageryuAug 22, 2010
"it seems you don't have to worry about cholesterol"- b/c he'll be dead soon anyway. So, live it up old man and f**k the bitches you want, even if they have STDs!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
he4vensentAug 22, 2010
that's because there's no significant correlation between dietary cholesterol and blood serum cholesterol levels...
grabateAug 22, 2010
He probably goes there because it's reasuring to know that the meat is older than him.
spookyttwsAug 22, 2010
Anyone else think it's creepy that his wife is 22 years younger than him?
super6Aug 22, 2010
No, he passes the half your age plus seven rule
c010rb1indusaAug 23, 2010
Wow, Imagine being born in 1903 and living through all the events of the 20th century. He was 7 or 8 when the titanic sunk! The WWI, Bolshevik revolution, the great depression, WW2, the Korean War, the birth of rock and roll, the counter culture, Vietnam, Nixon Ford Carter, the 80s, and then watched Bill Clinton balance the budget to see W f**k it all up again...What a century.
mike23wAug 23, 2010
he must've forgotten a lot of that.
exslashdotterAug 23, 2010
I think about that too. My grandfather saw covered wagons all the way to manned space travel and supersponic flight in his lifetime. Of all the time in history, what a great ~100 years to be alive.
taaybAug 23, 2010
It was a good post until you tried to inject bulls**t politics where it didn't belong.
piieerrrreeAug 23, 2010
to be fair, wars and revolutions are mostly politics.
danieltttAug 23, 2010
and he is seeing obama throw the deficits into hyperspace...like obama's spent more in his first partial term than this gentleman's seen the government spend in his lifetime....Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
s4g4nAug 23, 2010
he probly drove around the model T
leftamiAug 23, 2010
In what?
nthammerAug 23, 2010
agree with taayb, buried
partrowAug 23, 2010
There are many foods at McDonalds that are not heavy in cholesterol, and some have none.
You can also compare all of their foods in cholesterol and other factors on a handout they will be happy to provide.
No, I have no connection of any kind with the company -Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
doublebaconsodaAug 23, 2010
I got my eye on you...
simonjester666Aug 23, 2010
107 and still eating McDonalds, I bet Martin Spurlock doesn't live that long. My grandparents lived to be in their late 90s and they ate nothing but pork fat and bread, They also smoked. Im glad to see the guy having a good time and a tasty meal.
skellenerAug 23, 2010
Morgan Spurlock??
simonjester666Aug 23, 2010
Woops, typo, I stand corrected. Must have been all the burgers.
ofnumbersAug 23, 2010
http://digg.com/food_drink/Gramps_Celebrates_107th_Birthday_With_A_Big_Mac_Cake_VID
Cranelake subbed it FIRST by less than a half hour.
azwethinkweizmAug 23, 2010
F**K POWER USERS
doublebaconsodaAug 23, 2010
Such is life. f**k EM!
sexyboboAug 23, 2010
it might have something to do with the fact that this title actually tells you what happened since the title you linked doesn't even mention he ate at McDonald.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
anagogeAug 23, 2010
This man is older than the internet AND McDonalds.
skellenerAug 23, 2010
Internet ain't that old dude...
bintoAug 23, 2010
People asked him, of course, 'What was you're diet; what're you eating?' Then he narrowed his diet down: from the ages of ninety to one hundred and fifteen, his diet consisted mostly of three gallons of Thunderbird wine a week, and bread fried in fatback. When they asked him, ' Why don't you fry your bread in bacon?', he said, 'Bacon is too lean.'
azwethinkweizmAug 23, 2010
I remember watching a Rangers game where they interviewed a 104 year old woman who celebrated her birthday at a game. The guy asked her what she wanted for her birthday and she said "another beer".
kleon777Aug 23, 2010
What the hell does that have to do with McDonalds?
doublebaconsodaAug 23, 2010
f**k Mcdonalds! That's what.
dulcettoneAug 23, 2010
83 year old wife? Niiiicceeeee..
khundavidAug 23, 2010
Did he get a tour of the kitchen after being served hamburgers and the orange drink?
joejitsuAug 23, 2010
In other news a man died on his 107th birthday after eating McDonald's.
sleestakslayerAug 23, 2010
I'm sure the helpful staff pureed his Big Mac for him.
yor1001Aug 23, 2010
Coincidentally I celebrated by birthday today too.
HAPPY B-DAY to us.
random12345Aug 23, 2010
SURPRISE! Its in Florida!
marcodietrAug 23, 2010
I know Mc Donalds its a nice Place to eat but i would more likley to make my Birthday at Burger King.
If you think other than i you can make this Voting for a better Overwiev wich one is better
http://tinyurl.com/2vk34k2
finalstrikerAug 23, 2010
I would of held out for Chuck-E-Cheese
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
slow digg day
rheaumeAug 23, 2010
Where he died promptly
doublebaconsodaAug 23, 2010
Nice ad....buried.
storypickerAug 23, 2010
107 year old...!! great
nanny11Aug 23, 2010
I think this man has style
KingofTrailersAug 24, 2011
Great post :-)