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badqatAug 7, 2010
Don't give Lucas any crazy ideas. He might decide to CGI in a female Obi-Wan.
b1kerguyAug 8, 2010
and the guns are changed to walkie-talkies
thoughtsonthisAug 7, 2010
Males reading that shirt could end up being red-faced.
tiakAug 8, 2010
'Cuz having text printed on your boobs totally says you don't want anyone glancing at them.
buttsmaugAug 8, 2010
"You think you're some kind of Jedi, moving your hand up and down like that?"
tallestskilAug 8, 2010
"I'm a woman! Suave moves don't work on me, ONLY MONEY."
shroomtimeAug 7, 2010
Obi-Wana
sqldiggerAug 7, 2010
Obi-gyn
gbudavidAug 8, 2010
Obi-Can't:))
essarAug 8, 2010
Obi-two
webchimp32Aug 8, 2010
Obi-Wanda
bsonlineAug 8, 2010
Obi-Have
aluengasAug 8, 2010
obi-trice?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
In the remake of Star Wars Obi-Wan is female...
nozzlesAug 7, 2010
And yet, I remain...
rustyinarlenAug 7, 2010
Is that a light saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
chiwawaAug 8, 2010
It is my penis.
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Hi everyone. I'm a liberal. Everybody feelin' patriotic today?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Yes I feel patriotic...by exposing you as a jackass. :D
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Just trying to be friendly.
aluengasAug 8, 2010
It's funny that DP stands for Digg Patriots and double penetration, no?
tiakAug 8, 2010
When I first saw the words "Digg Patriots", I was hoping it was some group trying to support Digg-sovereignty with some awesome form of social bookmarking site nationalism.
The truth sucks so I choose to still sort of believe it.
doctechnicalAug 7, 2010
I disagree with that shirt. I think those are, indeed, the breasts I'm looking for.
dinkAug 8, 2010
Your assuming that a female is wearing that shirt. ;-)
haikufuAug 8, 2010
I'm blind. I hope it's written in braille.
neworabAug 8, 2010
Lemme just check.
simplyfungusAug 8, 2010
I think it says "a a"
appleofdischordAug 8, 2010
Your mind powers will not work on me.
erisAug 8, 2010
mine do!
davidg11Aug 8, 2010
These are not the breasts I am looking for.
I am looking for larger breasts.
sqldiggerAug 7, 2010
Oh, Obiwan, you and your Jedi reverse psychology...
ahhbrendanAug 8, 2010
Funny, but I hate it when girls wear shirts with text that reprimands you for reading it.
metaliqAug 8, 2010
dont be such a pussy and check some t**s
buboniclouieAug 8, 2010
I have a hard time telling if the text is reprimanding me, sometimes I need to study if for a bit before I know for sure.
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
Sorry, I was just checking to see if that shirt was from Instant Attitudes.
charlotte_webAug 8, 2010
IT'S A TRAP!!!
trythinking1stAug 8, 2010
I would like this shirt better if it was in braille and I could read it with my hands.
diggimatorAug 8, 2010
If I were looking at the breasts, I wouldn't bother reading the text.
davidtangx10Aug 8, 2010
Ironic. That shirt will only make people look at ones' breasts more so than often.
br0wnAug 8, 2010
longer? you can say that again...amirite?
mawrizAug 9, 2010
I think that's the point sir.
gbudavidAug 8, 2010
Front Page....:))
thecoffeeAug 8, 2010
That's not a female obi-wan, that's a fat obi-wan.
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0809/bob-bob-bitch-t**s-fight-club-demotivational-poster-1221339257.jpg
originalmadmattAug 8, 2010
he really let himself go... after the fall of the empire
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
Obi Wan was dead years before the fall of the empire.
antdudeAug 8, 2010
Prove it! Um, maybe not.
firecellAug 8, 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
iamnobody8614Aug 8, 2010
real monsters?
tuneraiderAug 8, 2010
Would be funniest on a larger fellow with bitch t**s.
bloodinmystoolAug 8, 2010
The joke would be better executed if a fat guy was wearing that shirt.
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
Man, if I was a woman with big t**s, I'd totally wear that. It's hilarious... then I'd feel myself up.
originalmadmattAug 8, 2010
>.> im sure you have enough man-titties to feel
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
no, but why don't come on over, sugar
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
That is a very sad comment.
rizzosbackAug 8, 2010
If she owns that shirt, probably not, actually.
hemlockechoAug 8, 2010
*If Obi-wan were female. Subjunctive y'all.
moo2u2Aug 8, 2010
Hmm ok this is bugging me now... is it not past tense (Obi Wan's dead) rather than present subjunctive?
As in "if Obi Wan was female, he would have worn/said" rather than "if Obi Wan were female, he would wear/say". Just thinking out loud...
root45Aug 8, 2010
I think for past tense hypotheticals you need to use the "had been" construction, i.e.,
"If Obi Wan had been female, he (she) would have worn...."
But like HemlockEcho said, if you're just considering the possibility that the character is female in then it should be
"If Obi Wan were female, he (she) would have worn...."
tallestskilAug 8, 2010
I think you've missed the purpose of the article.
Having said that, I did a mental correction to 'were' before looking at the image myself, and then once I saw it, I thought, "Ah, Bank Gothic. Is there no printed medium on which you haven't yet been abused?"
So I'm probably worse than any of you.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
datdamonfooAug 8, 2010
It's a conditional statement.
Therefore it's "were".
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
I hate when people argue against subjunctive mode in this instance. "No, was is right, because Obi-wan is singular!!!!"
Idiots.
sqldiggerAug 8, 2010
come on man, it's all subjunctive anyway
kolop1Aug 8, 2010
Does he not have boxers that say the same thing?
notachickenhawkAug 8, 2010
The breasts can have a powerful influence on the weak minded.
breadfredAug 8, 2010
I am very strong minded regarding boobies.
grabateAug 8, 2010
That's no moon.....
khirzaskAug 8, 2010
It's a binary system!
athlon1600Aug 8, 2010
TEST REPLY
benroyAug 8, 2010
Your mind powers will not work on me girl.
eroc668Aug 8, 2010
If Obi-wan were female*
bengringoAug 16, 2010
http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/574062861/grammar-nazi-theyre-pretty-intolerant-about
tomgfromcanadaAug 8, 2010
I know.
sonic11Aug 8, 2010
motorboat those breasts, i will
bengineAug 8, 2010
It's a lie. Are they breasts? Then they're the ones I'm looking for!
fingersmckenzieAug 8, 2010
"I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough ..." Obi (Episode IV)
soundjudgmentAug 8, 2010
She may be making an honest admission here.
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
No! That can't be true!! That's IMPOSSIBLE!!
thescientist213Aug 8, 2010
The shirt speaks the truth.
leamancAug 8, 2010
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! DO NOT WANT!
Actually, I take that back. Yes, do want!
rockforeverAug 8, 2010
Its ok, your breasts will do.
csxtrainwreckAug 8, 2010
Text over breasts. Oh the irony.
stacighAug 8, 2010
http://www.instantattitudes.com/shirts/t002.html
^ link to buy
Closed AccountAug 8, 2010
As the girl said to the plastic surgeon when he asked how big she wanted her boobs to be, "Just big enough for me to tell men to stop looking at them..."
You can't win. Except perhaps if you started selling undersized, elastic, half transparent T shirts with the text "BOOBS" in big letters, with "Stop staring, you sexist pig!" underneath. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
nighthawkcaAug 9, 2010
"I'd buy THAT for a dollar !!!"
cavimikeAug 8, 2010
2002?
nmanguyAug 8, 2010
WERE!!! It's were!
iamacyborgAug 8, 2010
I can't even see anything. Is that even really a girls chest or are they man boobs? That would explain why they're not the breasts you'r looking for.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
dulcettoneAug 8, 2010
When your shirt has a copyright symbol on it, it ain't funny.
douglasqAug 8, 2010
Obi GYN Kenobi.
hannoverfistAug 8, 2010
bitch