Don't you know that high-fructose corn syrup is made from corn, has no artificial ingredients, has the same calories as sugar and is okay to eat in moderation?
Thanks for reminding me how much I can't stand watching those commercials on TV. I just want to smack whatever actor is saying that line upside the head every time I watch one. Another annoying ad is the stupid fear mongering tuberculosis ads that mention how the majority of tuberculosis is spread by a family member and then says in small print 'when someone could be identified' or something along those lines. Yeah, because obviously if it's from some random person there's no way to tell...
This bulls**t is still being peddled? It's so tiring trying to keep up with the latest scare. I guess Aspartame and Fluoride are old news. Oh well, let's put regular sugar back in all our s**t, which is no f**king different, and let you mental cases find the next poison.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
high fructose corn syrup FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
man people complain a lot about that; don't consume it and all will be well.
well, aside from the fact that you're going to die at some point anyways. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
No, no, no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work! He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruitpunch came in here. You stupid f**king idiot.
Yeah, just before I hit 'submit' I thought maybe I shouldn't post it because of the universal hatred of Dane Cook. Then I remembered it was back in the day when he was funny before he stirred up all that s**t that made us hate him so I decided it was all good.
Why the EPH' is crap like this on digg's front page? It's so simple that it's mind numbing to visit this site any more. I get dumber as i read(Or view dim-witted images) on digg's top news articles. This Image Is f**king MORONIC. I am not a child, and I don't like picture books any longer.
This is funny and all but I was disappointed that this didn't have anything to do with getting high. Because that's what I thought it was about initially. Being high. Which I may or may not be right now and/or later.
lbuchaJul 7, 2010
I'll huff and I'll puff and then I will smash through your walls
enoshixiJul 8, 2010
Don't you know that high-fructose corn syrup is made from corn, has no artificial ingredients, has the same calories as sugar and is okay to eat in moderation?
*Brought to you by the Corn Refiners Association.
amd64mmJul 9, 2010
Thanks for reminding me how much I can't stand watching those commercials on TV. I just want to smack whatever actor is saying that line upside the head every time I watch one. Another annoying ad is the stupid fear mongering tuberculosis ads that mention how the majority of tuberculosis is spread by a family member and then says in small print 'when someone could be identified' or something along those lines. Yeah, because obviously if it's from some random person there's no way to tell...
GreatestDiggerJul 8, 2010
This bulls**t is still being peddled? It's so tiring trying to keep up with the latest scare. I guess Aspartame and Fluoride are old news. Oh well, let's put regular sugar back in all our s**t, which is no f**king different, and let you mental cases find the next poison.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
dankbuddzJul 8, 2010
He's got a point, technically, refined sugar isn't much healthier for you than HFCS if at all. Fructose doesn't naturally exist in nature (fruits).
As for Aspartame and Fluoride, they're still no good... obviously.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
dankbuddzJul 9, 2010
See how people buried me and didn't respond? That's because they don't know s**t and would rather lie to themselves than become intelligent.
vigrocoJul 8, 2010
I don't know about you, but I use table sugar when making my Koolaid.
jmorris5tenJul 8, 2010
Kool-aid doesn't have any HFCS in it unless you put it in it. As far as I know, most people make their Kool-aid with cane sugar.
mrtankjumpJul 8, 2010
Most of the sugar the we put in recipes comes from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_beet .
deathsquadxJul 9, 2010
You make your koolaid in a laboratory?
russj117Jul 9, 2010
it's better than getting graped in the mouth...
captininsanityJul 9, 2010
I got a free grape whistle with mine!
chunkybeefstuJul 9, 2010
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape ya!
anti404Jul 9, 2010
high fructose corn syrup FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
man people complain a lot about that; don't consume it and all will be well.
well, aside from the fact that you're going to die at some point anyways. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
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clouds31Jul 9, 2010
You're not Juliusthecat!
Closed AccountJul 7, 2010
Don't drink the Kool-Aid!
gibsonicJul 8, 2010
beat me to it.
jman5Jul 8, 2010
Why, what's wrong with the Kool-aid?
legoalert33Jul 8, 2010
Okay, only you can drink the Kool-aid...
digital_totemJul 9, 2010
There isn't a problem with Kool-Aid it's "The Kool-Aid" you shouldn't drink. If you don't know look up Jonestown + Kool Aid
zomgondoJul 9, 2010
Actually, the Kool-Aid is safe.. it's the Flavr-Aid you don't want. Again, look up Jonestown.
sharkymiragicalJul 7, 2010
That Kool-Aid guy is a house-busting badass!
letterqJul 9, 2010
Those smart-ass pigs thought they were all safe in their fancy-shmancy BRICK house... Bricks... Pssssht... No problem!
iv81Jul 8, 2010
Yo mama's so fat when she got cold in the mall, she put on a red sweater and people yelled KOOL AID!
trpnblies7Jul 8, 2010
How about we give some credit to the original artist next time?
http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=14321
badseedjrJul 8, 2010
I just looked at this last night and came to post the same thing. Quit stealing my thoughts.
rhythmchangesJul 8, 2010
I just received that shirt in the mail today!
im2emo4myshrtJul 9, 2010
Same here.
rhythmchangesJul 9, 2010
+1 for screen name/subject cohesion.
cavimikeJul 8, 2010
Why would people do that? That would make sense.
drleephdJul 8, 2010
SOLD! can't wait to get mine.
atlJul 8, 2010
Wooted that one, awesome.
madcaps1980Jul 8, 2010
“S-s-s-s-sugar? You didn’t say anything about Sugar? They’ve got Sugar in that house?”
“Oh, yeah. Tons of it. Best Hawaiian White you’ll ever get your hands on. And if you help me out, you can have all of it.”
LMFAO!!
shagg187Jul 9, 2010
Thanks for the link. Just bought it.
Closed AccountJul 9, 2010
"Art by Torakamikaze via Julia Segel/Woot"
right below the picture on the submission link.
trpnblies7Jul 9, 2010
That was added after the fact.
xbloodsplatterJul 9, 2010
How about no.
v3n0mJul 9, 2010
"Teamwork" is a MUCH better title! This one on the digg submission totally spoiled it for me!
nubnubJul 8, 2010
Source: http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=14321
staffellJul 9, 2010
Did you miss the link above yours?
nubnubJul 9, 2010
trpnblies7
16 hr 54 min ago
nubnub
16 hr 53 min ago
staffellJul 9, 2010
1 min is easily enough
zijoudJul 8, 2010
I like how Kool-Aid has already broken a path through the foliage to get a better glimpse of the house.
tyrghastJul 8, 2010
Old shirt is old.
zaeboesJul 8, 2010
Ya know, from this side of it, that's really annoying.
/familyguy
d0kken_Jul 8, 2010
Just gotta make someone say Oh yeah
sucka27Jul 8, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
dinuguanJul 8, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3NbpJyGz6c
schmuckofniJul 8, 2010
I'm probably the only one who misread that to say "pafu pafu." Man I think I watched too much anime...
sayoshinnJul 8, 2010
The Kool-Aid man has no respect for people's property.
havocjawJul 8, 2010
What's with the pants Mr. Fox?
ricoduedJul 8, 2010
No, no, no, you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work! He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruitpunch came in here. You stupid f**king idiot.
atlJul 8, 2010
oooooh Dane Cook quote--- risky
wtfryanJul 8, 2010
It's from back when he was funny, so not TOO risky.
hivoltage815Jul 8, 2010
If you bury it because of who said it, despite the fact that it made you laugh, then you are a textbook poser and/or tool.
ricoduedJul 8, 2010
Yeah, just before I hit 'submit' I thought maybe I shouldn't post it because of the universal hatred of Dane Cook. Then I remembered it was back in the day when he was funny before he stirred up all that s**t that made us hate him so I decided it was all good.
pungkowJul 8, 2010
I'm wearing this shirt right now. c:
poochyfudJul 8, 2010
Thumbnail ruined the joke.
twinklyjesusJul 8, 2010
The joke spoiled the joke.
sebastianchapaJul 8, 2010
That dildo-troll probably deserved it.
rockon4life45Jul 8, 2010
OH MAN I BET HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO NOT GIVE CREDIT TO THE ARTIST.
geez, he probably saw it on 4chan or something and posted it, I doubt he tried intentionally to not give credit.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountJul 8, 2010
I own this shirt. The tag says its not to be worn as pants...but its SO tempting.
(if you have a woot shirt pull it out and read the tag.)
apatheeJul 8, 2010
Stop ruining submissions with the thumbnail and the f**king punchline in the title!
atarioJul 9, 2010
"Punch"line, get it?
Closed AccountJul 9, 2010
OH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
sirhctopherJul 8, 2010
I am wearing this s**t now.
jewsJul 9, 2010
woot shirts rule
vinperezJul 9, 2010
Why the EPH' is crap like this on digg's front page? It's so simple that it's mind numbing to visit this site any more. I get dumber as i read(Or view dim-witted images) on digg's top news articles. This Image Is f**king MORONIC. I am not a child, and I don't like picture books any longer.
ryanx0rJul 9, 2010
Is it wrong if I don't understand this? Where's the funny part? Why is this dugg up so high? explain :)
And what exactly is Kool aid :|
distortionrockJul 9, 2010
This is funny and all but I was disappointed that this didn't have anything to do with getting high. Because that's what I thought it was about initially. Being high. Which I may or may not be right now and/or later.
OK
hotpuck6Jul 9, 2010
So........ Did anyone else have that page open up as a 80x200 frame?
ianleinoJul 9, 2010
Wow, congrats Steve!
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
great my friend