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manbeefAug 16, 2010
Fear the man who commands the power of two routers.
giz0rAug 16, 2010
Or one with 2 wifi bands.
virinixAug 16, 2010
If you install DD-WRT on any router that can run it, it has the capability to simulate additional AP's, each with their own SSID and encryption method and key, all within a single router.
http://www.dd-wrt.com/site/index
Really the main reason a person would use this feature is for either connection tracking (shared net/net cafe) or to give messages to your neighborhood, like this one. Really all that is happening is instead of pulsing just one AP SSID every couple seconds, its pulsing as many as you want, and watching for replies.
DD-WRT also lets you map out your neighborhood's wifi connections in 3D, see realtime stats on any wireless user, run a net cafe with payed access, etc.
DO NOT INSTALL THIS ON YOUR ROUTER IF THIS IS NEW TO YOU. Get a nerd friend to do it, so you don't brick your router.
lochieAug 16, 2010
That's pretty interesting but I don't think you need to worry about the disclaimer on Digg.
jkalAug 16, 2010
you say DD-WRT, I say Tomato
same concept http://www.polarcloud.com/tomato but better from my point of view
veriixAug 16, 2010
Tomato ftw, does dd-wrt have qos yet?
osidenateAug 16, 2010
It actually doesn't "pulse" the AP SSID every couple of seconds. Instead, your laptop sends out a broadcast and all the APs in range send back their SSID
georgyAug 16, 2010
somebody say's a f**king joke about two routers and you nerds have already jizzed your pants.
Though this DD-WRT/Tomato thing does seem cool....
thechauvinistAug 16, 2010
Dugg for nerd friend.
nspriggsAug 16, 2010
DD-WRT also allows you to change your router into a wifi repeater. From there you can set up your own protected network which is actually using your neighbors connection the whole time. Just sayin'
achopraAug 16, 2010
I've had DD-WRT firmware installed for awhile now, can someone link me to more info on how enable the 3D mapping virinix was talking about? Seems interesting.
thekitchensinkxAug 17, 2010
I'm the nerd friend, but my expertise on networking is probably my weakest nerd subject. All I can do is forward a port or two.
P.S. Also real time strategy games, I'm so bad at them :(
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
Tomato > DD-WRT
loudmusicAug 16, 2010
A router doesn't provide the WiFis. A router routes packets. A wireless access point provides the WiFis. Sometimes these are the same device. Many wireless access points have the ability to host multiple SSIDs. I configure my clients' wireless access points for eight SSIDs where one is broadcast and the others are 'hidden'. Though I'm not possitive of the number, I'm sure it can host at least 99 SSIDs, if not more.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I want the one with the WiFi's.
zalysterAug 17, 2010
Mine only has 3 Gs, I want one more G.
gregster69Aug 17, 2010
Mine has more SSID'S, I don't care, I want the one with more gee bee's!
P.S I love dogs!
theodenkingAug 16, 2010
...and is too timid to just knock on their door.
I mean, creative passive-aggressiveness is still passive-aggressiveness.
flangepieceAug 16, 2010
Quit the psychobabble. For all you know his neighbour is a f**king werewolf or something.
superspaldo707Aug 16, 2010
sometimes your neighbors are to much white trash to give a f**k if you went and talked to them. Like mine for example.
dav657Aug 16, 2010
if he has white trash neighbors am pretty sure wifi is unheard of, along with the internet.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Since when is being fat and playing s**tty online games all day and night not the modern day equivalent of being a fat bastard in front of s**tty TV shows?
siszamAug 17, 2010
If your neighbors let their dogs bark then talking to them about it won't help. They know dogs bark. If they cared what you think they wouldn't have dogs outside making noise.
In most cities you can file a barking dog report with the city and someone will go out to give them a warning. If that fails, I've found that rat poison in hamburger takes care of the problem.
thegreat0neAug 17, 2010
HI IMZ!!
ultrasparcAug 16, 2010
Or one that can do multiple SSID's with VLANS
Cisco Aironets FTW!
bradhunt5Aug 16, 2010
A Netgear DGN2000 can have 4 SSID's, but unfortunately they all have to be on the same channel
yacksAug 16, 2010
I'm guessing he has three poorly setup ones.. considering he only has 3 bars on them. unless he is outside at the time..
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Or he needs to have his dogs stfu
elmuerte17Aug 17, 2010
Or maybe it's someone else's on the street and he saw it and thought it was funny...
tekdemonAug 16, 2010
I think there's software that'll let any computer with a wifi card broadcast multiple SSID's so you don't really need a buncha routers to tell your neighbors to shut their dog up.
Though if someone pulled this with me I'd probably look up the smartass that's doing this and put some dog poop on their doorstep for not just politely telling me in person. And then proceed to run a ton of high powered routers on the same channels as them just to spite them.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
dougm68Aug 17, 2010
I do that with an access point. I got that kind of cash. ;)
crackerjohnAug 17, 2010
Or the person who command his own router and all of his neighbors for not securing them......
ninjagamesAug 16, 2010
Yeah! Now thats the way to do it
ar0neAug 16, 2010
I changed my SSID to "We steal house cats" because all the neighborhood cats were getting into our garbage.
eikon89Aug 17, 2010
Money for nothing and your chicks for free.
srs2000Aug 16, 2010
Dogs around here don't check wifi ssids.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
What use are they then!?
bleueAug 16, 2010
Hell most owners don't check either. Honestly, when was the last time anyone checked the available SSIDs from their own home?
jeffwmartinAug 16, 2010
Saturday
dizanbotAug 16, 2010
just now...no angry neighbors at the moment.
eviljollyAug 16, 2010
Yesterday.
sarcasteakAug 16, 2010
Never, especially with windows 7 you don't have to juggle around after you initially set it.
keraneuologyAug 17, 2010
Looking at what my computer sees at the moment:
Mine (unique, non-identifiable)
2Wire308
<somebody's name>
2Wire408
2Wire345
Linksys
Linksys
Linksys
2Wire430
sharkdAug 17, 2010
I'm actually impressed that I don't see a single "Linksys" or "Default"
In Alphabetic Order:
* Belkin.3B71
* Buffalo
* m&mexpress
* MOSGEAR
* MustanGNet
* MustanGNet-G
* ROCHELLE
* redfish
a30nAug 17, 2010
Every time I don't pay my inet for the month and have to steal from my neighbor "Default" ...
antdudeAug 16, 2010
No one knows you're a dog behind the computer. :P I can tell you that I am an ant. :)
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I never knew ants were so expressive.
It must suck that you have a life expectancy of a few weeks but rock that you get to spend it eating and f**king.
antdudeAug 16, 2010
Um, worker ants don't have sex. :(
greg2kAug 18, 2010
No you are ant
antdudeAug 18, 2010
Greg2K: Um, I said that already.
cryonixAug 16, 2010
PhantomLimb SSID, on the Venture Network, with networked PCs Hank, Dean and DrGirlfriend (girlfriends comp) the network printer is called henchman21, and just for kicks since you can't really name them we call our anti-virus software Brock. I'm hardcore :)
snaxieAug 16, 2010
New season starts soon, yah!
haikufuAug 16, 2010
Someone mentioned the ultrasonic things below, and I posted this link in that thread:
http://www.collarwise.com/products/bark-control/petsafe-outdoor-bark-control.html
Dogs DO check these. :)
sykboiAug 16, 2010
Unfortunately, that product is the biggest piece of s**t you can buy. Does not work at all.
The only thing that has worked for me are the citronella collars that spray your dog in the face, and it makes your house smell of lemon from time to time!
haikufuAug 16, 2010
I doubt your neighbor would like it if you put a citronella collar on his dog. They only have a range of about 50 feet, and it's highly directional. I put mine in a tree in the corner of the yard and pointed it down the fenceline that borders my property and his.
It works if you get it close enough. It worked on all 4 of his dogs.
chileangodAug 16, 2010
Yeah, they don't sniff out wifi connections.. if you know what i mean.
dollar0dot02Aug 17, 2010
Dogs don't bug doggs do.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
what the hell is this?
dollar0dot02Aug 17, 2010
@Anothersoldier I've made a type. That "bug" was supposed to be "but". I deserved to get dugg down for that.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
it was still a s**tty comment
b0nd23Aug 16, 2010
If only it were that easy!
On a completely unrelated note: I'm really hating these Toyota ads on digg.
consig1iereAug 16, 2010
Two words, AdBlock Plus.
ramilehtiAug 16, 2010
Three more words, Element Hiding Helper
f1lm3rAug 16, 2010
or AdBark Plus
pismophreakAug 16, 2010
I was gonna say... what ads?
wussAug 16, 2010
Is it just my instance, or does adblock F** with flash videos? I got tired of forgetting why my flash videos never loaded, so i disabled it :(
crackyjsquirrelAug 17, 2010
For some reason, I dont have AdBlock and dont seems to get these f**ked up ads everyone complains about..
atarioAug 17, 2010
One more word: Privoxy
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
How about getting rid of that f**king clown commercial for Rob Corddry.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
i hate that son of a bitch. shows up on Pandora all the time too.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Who the hell thought clowns was a good idea?! Clowns are NEVER a good idea.
sneezyxAug 16, 2010
I believe that's the point Corddry's trying to make.
heresy_fnordAug 16, 2010
@hairynipples, your name is awesome!
crackyjsquirrelAug 17, 2010
Death to those that blaspheme against "Children's Hospital"...
12340987Aug 17, 2010
I don't like clowns
eatsushiAug 16, 2010
what ads?
antdudeAug 16, 2010
What ads.?
startsomething7Aug 16, 2010
The internet has ads?
mxm111Aug 16, 2010
Or the adds have internet?
arnoldezAug 16, 2010
i have the internet!
heresy_fnordAug 16, 2010
Ads were yesterday!, according to Adblock plus.
ayeroxorAug 16, 2010
Well, that's a lie. I didn't see any then, either.
originalmadmattAug 16, 2010
digg has ads? WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT WILLIS!?
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I don't like using ad block plus on sites that I actively visit and appreciate the content of; I want the site to make money from its ad impressions and I'm happy to deal with them. That said, this f**king toyota ad that expands the top banner and starts playing a movie, every god damn time your mouse passes over it is really freaking annoying and might cause me to use ABP if it isn't ganked from the site soon. Seriously, have a click to play ad would be fine, but not passively scrolling over it.
demenerAug 16, 2010
That was my stance even just a year ago.
Then I got f**king tired of the viruses piggybacking on the ads.
I'll put up with ads, but once they start infesting my computer they have to go.
luke255Aug 17, 2010
In my entire life I have clicked two ads, neither of which resulted in a purchase. AdBlock all the way.
0011002Aug 17, 2010
What Demener said. I enabled ABP on Digg the day my clip board got high jacked from an ad on Digg.
silfirielAug 16, 2010
if the internet didn't had ads, there wouldn;t be much out there of it.
maybe like 5 % of what it is today, and w would still use dial up to access the internets.
so, to me pretty much everyone who uses adblock is just plain selfish.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
zb757Aug 17, 2010
Why would I use dial-up? Besides, most of the internet is s**t, why should I support it?
silfirielAug 17, 2010
Because you won't have a choice, that's why.
hertzsaeAug 16, 2010
I don't mind ads as long as they don't play sound when my mouse happens to pass over them. The Toyota ads are crossing the line. I prefer not to run ad blocking software, but ads like that will convince me otherwise.
talahramaAug 17, 2010
I actually had ABP off for Digg until I had to deal with those ads. What a monstrosity they are. It's the worst when you're trying to listen to music (quiet music) and it starts blaring about some dumbass and his car.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
You inconsiderate bastards, these ads are one of the reasons Digg is still free. Everyone jump on the ad-block wagon and you'll have to subscribe to youtube and Digg and all of your other favourite websites.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
You idiot: It's because of people like us that ads are less intrusive than they have been in the past, the main reason we use ABP. If advertisers would have had more respect nobody would have bothered to write ABP.
diggdugg35Aug 17, 2010
yes, adblock plus
thorpeAug 22, 2010
I try and whitelist websites that I use regularly (and support) but when Digg plainly relies on cheap tactics for their advertisements, I have to enable ABP for it again. Maybe I'll give them another chance later this year.
mathsciteachAug 16, 2010
This would only work if the neighbor with the dog had an iota of tech savvy.
madridAug 16, 2010
At first, I read this as if you meant the dog needed to be tech savvy.
Although that probably doesn't hurt either...
crackyjsquirrelAug 17, 2010
or he doesnt have his own wireless router set to his default and has to browse available every time he connects.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
you just wanted to say iota, admit it.
arrowheadaddictAug 16, 2010
This is what I needed to do long ago. But like said above I doubt any retard who can't control a dog at all has any tech savvy.
davidtangx10Aug 16, 2010
I'd be scared just to breathe the wrong way knowing the Marvel Group is in town.
ancientdinkoAug 16, 2010
nope that won't work. What does work is a 120db ultrasound siren hidden inside a crudely built bird house pointing towards the neighbor's yard
smacksawAug 16, 2010
Wouldn't that make the dog bark more and not less?
tarantulusAug 16, 2010
nope, remote control, fire it when it barks. it will soon learn cause and affect
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
That's behaviour modification through classical conditioning. It's amazing what you learn when your ex studies psychology.
brownsoundAug 16, 2010
Pavlov is salivating in his grave..
tightscrummyAug 16, 2010
That's operant conditioning, not classical. You should get back together with your ex.
tiduAug 16, 2010
^ or should he?
userpasswordAug 17, 2010
*effect
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
i feel bad for any birds that build a nest in there
oarfanAug 16, 2010
The bird outside my window is far more annoying than any dog. It chirps constantly throughout the night.
jrackowAug 16, 2010
You could put wire mesh inside to make sure they can't get in.
wanderonAug 16, 2010
try having a cardinal that smashse into your window ALL DAY since spring >.<
chromavitaAug 16, 2010
@WanderOn
Apparently if you put soapy water on your windows and don't rinse it off it leaves a slight film that the bird can see, or it makes it less reflective or something to that effect. I had a friend that had a similar problem a few weeks ago.
friedjellyfishAug 16, 2010
Unlike mammals, birds don't hear good at high frequencies.
crackyjsquirrelAug 17, 2010
f**k that.. How the hell do you shut these god damn cicadas up?
crackyjsquirrelAug 17, 2010
@OARfan - s**t what I want to know is how the hell do you shut these god damn cicadas up?
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Can it be a moderately well constructed birdhouse?
mhugginsAug 16, 2010
Overachiever...
theasshatterAug 16, 2010
Why are people digging this? f**k you.
kangarouxAug 16, 2010
lol
fuzzybeardAug 17, 2010
@theasshatter You're the owner of the offending canine, aren't you? >:)
deaftlyAug 16, 2010
Wouldn't that make bee's come out the dogs mouth when it barks?
iveplayedjesusAug 16, 2010
Lol, what?
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
It's a Simpsons reference.
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth? And when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
mxm111Aug 16, 2010
Poor cats...
nyxerebosAug 16, 2010
You joke, but I used to have one of those, for exactly this reason. You can buy them with a microphone which only picks up dog barks. It's essentially a machine to yell at the dog. Mine cost me GBP 60 and was worth every penny. Ahhh.. sleep.
lethargicmonkeyAug 16, 2010
i have a beautifully built birdhouse for that...
haikufuAug 16, 2010
You mean like this one?
http://www.collarwise.com/products/bark-control/petsafe-outdoor-bark-control.html
I picked up one of these, and my neighbor's dogs stopped barking after a week. It rocks. The only thing I did to it was to get some green and brown permanent markers and then camouflage it. It looks just like a birdhouse, but I didn't want to raise suspicion.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
I'd be more suspicious of a camoflauge birdhouse
mattdiggsitAug 16, 2010
sounds a little cruel and unusual folks. i'm glad i don't have this problem.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
Immensely cruel, my friend. Eventually the dogs ears begin to bleed and after prolonged use, the dog will begin to have seizures. If the device malfunctions, the dogs eyes explode from ultra high frequency resonance.
fuzzybeardAug 17, 2010
^^^ I'll take two of those, please.
/goddamn drug dealer 2 doors down with a dog that will not SHUT! THE!! f**k!!! UP!!!!
883xlAug 16, 2010
This sounds like a good idea, where can one aquire said siren though?
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
TURN YOUR F**KING RADIO DOWN
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Free sex apt 4
reevolutnAug 16, 2010
You could just, You know - Go over and talk to them face to face. Or is that too civilized?
tarantulusAug 16, 2010
sometimes civil is too generous.
ladyjennAug 22, 2010
My mom's best friend tried to reason with her neighbor's grandson and his loud music. Eventually her husband called the police on him. The police found him passed out and on drugs. Now my mom's friend is selling her nice house in a supposedly very good neighborhood where her son grew up because they leave bullets in their front yard, shine headlights into the house, and have made death threats. Now I'm afraid to complain to neighbors about anything.
kalliusAug 16, 2010
I find that most people who are ignorant enough to do things such as a) let their dog bark all night long outside, or b) crank the bass on their stereo when they share a wall with you, are not the sort of people who will change their ways with a polite knock on the door. I am not generalizing, just speaking from personal experience, and calling it as I see it.
Give them the benefit of the doubt with one polite request. Next time, call the police.
fastfuudAug 16, 2010
I banged on the door at 3am to get the neighbors dog to shut up. Next the day the neighbors and dog are gone and have never returned. Good, but very weird.
ammundsenAug 16, 2010
Or just make sure on your first visit you have a sidearm too. The police dont have any special reasoning power; they just have guns.
elmuerte17Aug 17, 2010
True story. My upstairs roommates are inconsiderate jerkoffs that have loud sex late at night when I have to get up early for work. I've complained politely to them; it fixes the problem for about a week. Now I've taken to getting out of bed and blasting progressive death-metal and leaving it on for a good half hour after they've finished. Judging by the crap music they listen to, I'm pretty sure it's a mood-spoiler; the last time I did it was almost a month ago and they've kept it quiet after midnight since then.
athinnesAug 16, 2010
I tried the face to face thing when my upstairs neighbors were doing "jump around" exercises at 9pm on hardwood floors above me. My ceiling fan was literally shaking as I tried to watch TV. The conversation quickly turned into them defending themselves for "working out" where and when they wanted to, like they had the right to do so. They actually went on the attack saying they "could hear my tv" and "we hear people above us too!", and ask if I wanted to "pay for their gym membership". After this things got heated and now it's awkward because of these s**theads and their lack of consideration.
If I had to do it again, I would go directly to the building management and refrain from giving these assh**es the benefit of a courteous request.
faffcatAug 17, 2010
You should get Lionel Richie over to your place and dance on the ceiling.
logainsAug 17, 2010
My old upstairs neighbor had 4 of her 6 of her kids living with her in a two bedroom, one bath house. The youngest was about 4. I could hear every word she screamed at them throughout the day. My walls rattled and a picture even fell of the wall once. Complained to management twice in as many months. The next month, she was out. Oh, and she threated to beat me up. That helped management's decision.
We tried being polite about it and asking her to keep the kids from running and jumping on my ceiling but she just kept repeating the phrase, "I have kids," like that was an excuse.
I don't have or want kids. Why should I put up with hers just because they live above us?
vitriolandangstAug 16, 2010
killjoy!
cyberthiefAug 16, 2010
I have tried that, i often get met with, "that's not my dog"...
I called them whenever their dog was over chasing my horses.."not our dog", now i didn't want to shoot the damn thing but it was getting to be an issue for the safety of my livestock (causing the two steers of my daughters to break the fence). This dog was hard to mistake as anyone elses dog , it was the only kuvas in the hood. So one day i decided to shoot the thing with a paintball gun every time it came over... that resulted in an upset neighbor calling me asking why the dog was scared and covered in paint...i told them that was the first and last time i would paintball the dog, however if i saw it again i would use a real gun... f**k i hate irresponsible pet owners.
mxm111Aug 16, 2010
>I have tried that, i often get met with, "that's not my dog"...
- so is it fine with you then that the next time it barks I will shoot this "not yours" dog?
nyxerebosAug 16, 2010
*shoot and eat, ps: would you like to bring your family over for curry on Saturday and watch the game?
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
is 5:00 good?
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I have neighbors who take pride in being ignorant pricks. But you can go ahead and try to reason with them.
bille3Aug 16, 2010
I have neighbors across the street that are known criminals as well as being ignorant pricks. Even more reason to not bother trying to reason with them. All of us up and down the street call the cops whenever the opportunity arises.
Not only the dog barking all night, but the number of visitors in the middle of the night making noise.
ncg8rAug 16, 2010
I've had neighbors who didn't mind bouncing a pregnant woman's head off of a shared wall. There is no amount of polite that is worth getting pistol-whipped in your own front yard (duplex, shared front and back yards/common wall). The landlord eventually came to evict them, and dude sped off in a pickup truck JAMMED FULL of weed. He clipped all the profit and left the mess for landlord to clean (why donate the property to the state when he wasn't the one growing??? so obviously cops were never involved).
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I should have reported domestic violence when I heard it and all of that, but this wasn't a "call the cops" kind of neighborhood. . . and I am not a "suicide by tweaked out redneck" kinda guy... Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
bt100Aug 17, 2010
I just play really loud Japanese idol music. It usually takes care of everything.
Though you do get puzzled looks in the morning when you pick up your newspaper in Hello Kitty boxer shorts.
redxdAug 17, 2010
We tried that one time, The Neighbour guy was Indian and his response was "Well you guys didnt keep your dog quiet" Dad "We havnt have a f**kn dog in 2 years" Indian "Yea but you should have kept him quiet" Dad "If you told us he was annoying you maybe we would have" Indian "Yea but you didnt keep him quiet" Dad "Thats not the point of this argument, train your f**king dog not to bark or i wont accidently drop snail bait over the fence"
fuzzybeardAug 17, 2010
Sounds like the guy used to work in a call center.
consig1iereAug 16, 2010
Yea if you don't have a second router then you would have to DDRT that s**t to come up with the second threat which many people would not want to do and that might even injure the brain of Apple users.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Your comment slightly injured my brain by attempting to read it.
vitriolandangstAug 16, 2010
Apple users don't need DDRT's.
We also don't have Dogs barking all night -- we've got our Routers built into the Robo-Dog.
Sheesh, don't you know anything about spoiled rich Apple users?
bluepandaAug 16, 2010
Run-on sentence.
Do it.
piggyAug 16, 2010
FYI, DD-WRT isn't required to have two SSIDs on one router.
Sincerely,
Apple user + user of punctuation
ojxxAug 16, 2010
All you need is a simultaneous dual band router. Netgear WNDR3700 would be one of them. I'm pretty sure your brain is already injured enough.
Sincerely,
Apple User + PC User + user of the internet
factsahoyAug 17, 2010
And apparently ignorant of the fact that Apple only makes PCs, since they've yet to advance a mini or mainframe. And the way things are going, they won't be making PCs much longer either.
sirbetaAug 16, 2010
Sure, you could do that. If you want your neighbor to see that a year or more after you do it. In the meantime, you could just talk to your neighbor and tell the them to shut the dog up.
for3manAug 16, 2010
I think you missed the joke...
sirbetaAug 16, 2010
No, I didn't miss the joke. I'm not the biggest fan of passive-aggressive humor, though.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Grow up!
wildtang3ntAug 16, 2010
Wow, what passive-aggressive little pansies our society has been reduced to. Protip: grow a pair and tell your neighbour to do something about their dog to his face.
woollymittensAug 16, 2010
And get stabbed by a bogan.
nyxerebosAug 16, 2010
What a fantastic word.
muzikoverdoseAug 17, 2010
You must be an Australian ;)
atarioAug 17, 2010
Many bogans died to bring us this word.
stait01Aug 16, 2010
Passive-aggressive? No, the message is just aggressive. Putting it over a wireless connection doesn't make passive.
chrysaliiAug 16, 2010
not speaking directly to the person.
hiding behind a wireless network.
passive-aggressive.
aaronhoffmeyerAug 16, 2010
Yeah, someone needs to read about what passive-aggressive really means. For example, my older (Faux News-watching) brother didn't like me much, so every time he cut the grass, he would point the exit chute of the mower at my car. Once I left the windows down and you could tell that he blew as much crap inside my van as he could manage. That was one of about 100 passive-aggressive things he did. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
mothrogAug 16, 2010
"For example, my older (Faux News-watching) brother didn't like me much, so every time he cut the grass, he would point the exit chute of the mower at my van."
You look a little old to be living at home with mom and dad.
jeffwmartinAug 16, 2010
"You look a little old to be living at home with mom and dad."
And he drives a van. I think I saw someone like this on Criminal Minds.
yargAug 16, 2010
Do you happen to live in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER?
worldofsmutAug 16, 2010
But that would involve......Leaving the house.
bigdoglj52Aug 17, 2010
dun dun DUN
tommedwardsAug 16, 2010
2am and some c**khead is across the road revving his s**tbox commodore - for 10 minutes now... SHUT THE f**k UP BOGAN!
muzikoverdoseAug 17, 2010
but its fully sick, ey bro!
notthatnoiseAug 16, 2010
I don't think you understand what passive-aggressive means. This is just aggressive. If it were passive-agressive, it would say something like "I hate people with loud dogs." The fact that it is singling someone out and threatening retribution means it is not passive-aggressive.
But I guess asking people to understand that would be like asking people to recognize what situational irony is.
notthatnoiseAug 17, 2010
the five people that buried this didn't feel like looking through a dictionary.
factsahoyAug 17, 2010
"protip"?
keraneuologyAug 17, 2010
Or to the dog's face.
jaymyaceeAug 23, 2010
I was gonna dig your comment... until I saw how "neighbour" was misspelled.
lancediceAug 16, 2010
I don't get it, what does "MARVEL-GROUP" have to do with dogs?
obesesnakeAug 16, 2010
They make routers...
http://www.marvell.com/
and other stuff.
manbeefAug 16, 2010
Damnit. I thought his neighbours were superheros.
a5204Aug 16, 2010
Now he's got a loud dog and is stealing your wifi.
mammothman34Aug 16, 2010
I have nothing clever to say about this. I just rarely get a chance to comment in the top fifty.
wyrdnessAug 16, 2010
Easier way - put sleeping pills into sausages and throw into neighbours yard.
wrath017Aug 16, 2010
Someone did that to my dog once... Only, my dog didn't bark at night, and the sleeping pills were actually rat poison. There's a lot of sick people out there.
vajra918Aug 16, 2010
You just ruined my day. I hate people so much.
Dogs bark, if you don't like it, don't move to the 'burbs.
bille3Aug 16, 2010
Yeah let some inconsiderate dolt determine where you live. Brilliant.
thatmarksguyAug 16, 2010
Are you the idiot that ties your incessant barking dog to a fence 2 houses down from yours so that everyone can be woken up at 2AM on a Sunday by your retarded mutt EXCEPT YOU?
Dogs bark, if your dog can't shut up don't move to the 'burbs.
factsahoyAug 17, 2010
Screw all that. If you want to raise animals, LIVE ON A FARM.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Just throw a goddamn..
SQUIRREL!
worldofsmutAug 16, 2010
Change your SSID to "Korean BBQ".
atroxodisseAug 16, 2010
I change mine to say IRS0001 or something similar. Nobody f**ks with the IRS.
enantiodromiaAug 16, 2010
http://www.google.com/images?q=bulgogi&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=700 !!!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
alexa42Aug 17, 2010
That is bulgogi (beef)...kegogi is dog
enantiodromiaAug 17, 2010
wow, tough crowd
crackerjohnAug 17, 2010
My SSID says "No Internet Here" and router has mac filtering on, but I did laugh at the Korean BBQ thing but was responding to the IRS comment
thegreat0neAug 17, 2010
lol mac filtering
valynAug 17, 2010
Agreed, mac's suck.
drdr1ftAug 17, 2010
Yeah, I'd filter Macs too.
sourc3Aug 16, 2010
What's better yet is the individual posting the picture seems to think he is l337. Or so his wifi-network proudly proclaims. I'm thinking it means he finally figured out to change his SSID from "linksys"
g8kprAug 16, 2010
The problem with this, is EVEN if the dog owner was smart enough to look at other wifi networks. I could see it going down like this.
"Haha, look at this, some guy is so pissed at his neighbour's dog. Haha, glad MY dog isn't bad like those dogs"
wiseguy1020Aug 16, 2010
Kind of like how everyone swears that THEY are a good driver.
g8kprAug 16, 2010
Yea... like those drivers who go the "perfect" speed. Everyone else is going too fast or too slow. Somehow whatever speed they are at, is the ultimate balance of where every car should be.
wiseguy1020Aug 16, 2010
The worst is an assh**e in the left lane that thinks "I am going the speed limit so every one else should too."
heynow21Aug 16, 2010
Yeah may need to pick up a 3rd router to list the offending address.
umdiggerAug 16, 2010
One pump BB guns work pretty well.
draconwolfAug 16, 2010
Why the hell would you shoot the dog? It's pissed that it is outside. Shoot the owner, not the dog.
feomatteo88Aug 16, 2010
why would it be pissed its outside? dogs like being outside. it's probably barking because it hears a f**king cat or some other stupid s**t running around
nerdherderAug 16, 2010
What kind of dog doesn't like being outside?
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
No kidding. My old neighbor had a basset hound. The poor thing always howled and barked to get back inside.
13point1Aug 17, 2010
Some dogs like being outside; some dogs cannot stand the idea of not being able to see Mom, even for just a few seconds. My dog is one of the latter.
nerdherderAug 17, 2010
Tell your dog to quit being pussy.
its420somewhereAug 16, 2010
What the f**k, sicko?! It's the owner not the dog.
If I shot you, do you think you'd shut the f**k up? Goddam, you idiot.
umdiggerAug 17, 2010
Maybe if you shot me and I fell over and thus was rendered unconscious...
mxm111Aug 16, 2010
You think that BB gun shot will make the dog quieter? You are not familiar with dogs, or with any animal for that matter...
feomatteo88Aug 16, 2010
@umdigger: you're getting buried because it needs ~10 pumps to be effective.
nerdherderAug 16, 2010
I think some people here are overestimating the lethality of a bb gun...
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
um, some of you may have, um, misunderestimated the lethality of a bb gun.
umdiggerAug 17, 2010
Calm down. I have never shot a dog with a BB gun before... though I have shot a number of my friends with one.
...now cats are another story... evil beasts with their sharp claws and reflective eyes....
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
cats + you shooting them with bbguns + digg = -diggs.
for3manAug 16, 2010
We changed our to "Al Qaida Central" to freak out the old person neighbors around here.
bob1029Aug 16, 2010
Implying old persons are capable of associating their wifi-enabled devices on their own.
yacksAug 16, 2010
*bang* *bang* *bang* CIA! OPEN THE DOOR!
for3manAug 16, 2010
Dirka Dirka! Muhhamed Jihad!
talahramaAug 17, 2010
I love your balls.
fuzzybeardAug 18, 2010
s**t, it'd be a "no-knock" warrant.
gglynn07Aug 16, 2010
Raw meat and Anti-Freeze. Mix together and throw over the fence. Problem fixed.
lalongecarabineAug 16, 2010
On the same note I've used an ultra-sound generator if you get the right spike they shut the heck up.
Another idea that works it to throw over a raw-hide chew chew, and it won't more than one or two.
You got to time it perfect other wise they will train you to give them a treat after they bark.
Dogs aren't anybody's fool.
tommedwardsAug 16, 2010
"they will train you"
Oh god. My worst fear...
steelchickenAug 16, 2010
1) talk to the person - ask nicely "Yeah mmm hmmm"
2) talk to the person @ 4:30am after being awoke for the 4th time in a night - "Well I can't hear him barking"
3) go to the cops (animal welfare officers) and make a complaint
4) AW officer talks to the person, then its solved - "Oh s**t, he was serious"
YA sleep is SRS Bidness
for3manAug 16, 2010
I think you missed the joke.
pigsbladderAug 16, 2010
Exactly what I did and it worked. I almost took them to court over it.
tommedwardsAug 16, 2010
Had a neighbour who complained about our dogs barking all day and night. Went on for months, we kept getting visits from local council. Considering our dogs sleep inside at night, are in the house in the evening and the day, who gives a s**t... theres a kindergarten across the street, they make much more noise.
Funny thing? Wasn't our dogs... it was the dogs across the road. They still go. f**k old peopleComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
maskedslackerAug 16, 2010
Wasn'y our dogs....Oh, our dogs are nice...
Yeah, f**k you.
tommedwardsAug 17, 2010
Guess you can't f**king read. I said my dogs sleep are inside from about 5pm til 7am. God you're a f**king retard.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
sound of a silent shout
chickery2Aug 16, 2010
Another Counter-Strike FTW......
wassim2kAug 16, 2010
Change it to: "My cat can beat the crap out of your little rat dog"
veriixAug 16, 2010
Just f**king ddos that dog
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
What, by getting a load of your mates to call the dog's name and then hide when the dog looks around?
veriixAug 16, 2010
I was thinking about just throwing chicken nuggets at it but that sounds like it would work much better.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I think throwing chicken nuggets has more of a lol factor. If you could construct some form of chicken nugget gun it would be even more effective.
scuba7183Aug 16, 2010
Just last week I built an air cannon with interchangeable barrels
When are you guys free?
enantiodromiaAug 16, 2010
Doggie SYN Flood:
"Hey doggie"
"*erf?*"
"er nevermind"
"Hey doggie"
"*erf?*"
"er nevermind"
"Hey doggie"
"*erf?*"
"er nevermind"
"Hey doggie"
"*erf?*"
"er nevermind"
"Hey doggie"
"*erf?*"
"er nevermind"
"Hey doggie"
"*erf?*"
"er nevermind"
tsk05Aug 16, 2010
You seem to have sent the ACK...
enantiodromiaAug 16, 2010
the "nevermind" was not sent through the interface. that was a message on the attacker's machine, telling the kernel to kill the socket with SO_REUSEADDR.
shivamanAug 16, 2010
My network is named "Religion is myth information" I can see that there are 5 other ones showing up so I might have to change it to Shut your stinking dog up!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
tommedwardsAug 16, 2010
Original.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
You're never guaranteed the ordering of the SSIDs will show up in the correct order.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
Unless you can somehow reduce the output power of the second one, so that the stronger one always appears further up the list.
bigsteveAug 16, 2010
Most routers allow for this finer-grained control of the radio's power.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I imagine you'd have to put custom firmware such as DD-WRT or Tomato on it to be able to broadcast multiple SSID's and control the power of both.
jeezoflipAug 16, 2010
or you can just shoot it.
cheesepufflyAug 18, 2010
There are plenty of humans who don't shut up, we don't shoot them do we?
draconwolfAug 16, 2010
It isn't the dogs fault it is barking. I'd be pissed too if someone left me out all night. The owner is the douche here. No need for people to be advocating cruelty to the dog.
ncg8rAug 16, 2010
This is where tough guys talk s**t about hi-powered audio equipment they can't afford and guns they'd wet themselves over holding. Save your "don't hurt innocent animals" hippy librul bulls**t for people who can read.
/I dugg you up, if it helpsComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
monodedeAug 17, 2010
The audio equipment isn't that expensive. There's one with a mic that goes off when it picks up barking that goes for about 50 bucks.
kennmacAug 23, 2010
I love how you were able to turn this into a political conversation. Amazing.
13point1Aug 17, 2010
I wouldn't assume that it's always cruel to leave dogs outside at night. It all depends on the dog's breed and temperament and the weather outside. Example: The huskies that we train as sled dogs actually get uncomfortable and hot if we leave them inside.
mrteqAug 16, 2010
I was hoping for some tips to get my own dog to STFU.
alienmushroomAug 17, 2010
You need to watch The Grown Ups.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I prefer the old method of half a bottle of sleeping pills shoved into a hot dog.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
I love doing that, my network is called "I watch you shower"
leif777Aug 16, 2010
heheh... I've always wanted to put "i'm going to s**t in your ****"
wiseguy1020Aug 16, 2010
uh, whoa there.
ohitsdomAug 16, 2010
Glad you've never actually done it. If you're getting a negative reaction on digg, don't even think of doing it IRL.
mhugginsAug 16, 2010
That's a whole different level of problems.
leif777Aug 16, 2010
Wow.... It IS as offensive as I thought it would be. Awesome!!
feomatteo88Aug 16, 2010
this is taboo for someone with 777 at the end of their username. you're off by 111
brownsoundAug 16, 2010
keep being awesome, leif777
kz26Aug 16, 2010
chmod 777 your_assh**e
mattdiggsitAug 16, 2010
that would make my dogs bark much louder
klakAug 17, 2010
it's called "space docking"
danbarkerAug 16, 2010
I just have stupid names for Wi-Fi networks. One is called 'OrangeJuice' and my public one (I like to share) is called 'Megatron'.
darkshroudAug 16, 2010
This is pretty lame. When these people act like uncaring assh**es you need to either call the cops or do annoying stuff back. Take that dog's turds and stuff them in that person's mailbox.
My neighbor's kid was an assh**e and dumped a bunch of leaves in my yard. I racked my whole yard and threw all the leaves into theirs. He didn't do that again.
Closed AccountAug 16, 2010
You sound like an assh**e.
meribianAug 16, 2010
You smell like an assh**e.
fall0ut17Aug 16, 2010
i like where this is going.
valynAug 17, 2010
nou
sjbdallasAug 16, 2010
Ruh-Roh Shaggy.
greywolf107Aug 16, 2010
*Raggy
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
FFFFUUUUUUU
waterisnotwetAug 16, 2010
I've done something similar to this. Three years ago the people that lived next to me moved out and I got a new neighbor. He put his wireless router on the side of the house closest to mine. I kindly asked if he could move it because the signals were interfering with each other and there was no way given the structure of my house I could relocate mine to the other side. He was polite and said he would take care of it as soon as possible.
About a month went by and I was still getting sluggish wireless speeds and his signal always appeared to be stronger than the one in my own house. Changing channels didn't help that much so I went out and bought, at the time, a Pre-N wireless router and 2 repeaters. I then changed my SSID to "YOU DON'T HAVE TO MOVE IT NOW." He doesn't talk to me very much anymore.
boognishiAug 16, 2010
csb
gfoderaAug 16, 2010
cool story bro
12340987Aug 17, 2010
you could have used lead paint on that wall
jayskullsAug 16, 2010
Or you can get some balls and go tell it to their face.
cheesepufflyAug 18, 2010
If its a big dog, they may think otherwise.
4degreesAug 16, 2010
because your dumbass neighbor is always looking for a newtwork...
pronouncableAug 16, 2010
I miss this Digg.
killthepopularAug 16, 2010
Buried for being another one of those unconvincing wireless setup pranks we've all seen countless times before.
canadia86Aug 16, 2010
I used to leech from my neighbours until it started getting too slow. Then I would go in and change the name to "I can hear you having sex" and the like until they put a password on it.
anothersoldierAug 17, 2010
That stupid bitch I told her to be quiet!
elmuerte17Aug 17, 2010
It's more fun to put your own password on it, even MORE fun to install ddwrt and set up QoS so you get premium service and they get crap.
canadia86Aug 17, 2010
I like the way you think, but the network was literally of no use to me. It was too slow and I don't hate them THAT much.
dreamvsps2Aug 16, 2010
hers mine
http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3280/wifim.png
sarcasteakAug 16, 2010
Mine is simply "GTFO"
nyxerebosAug 16, 2010
'google blue waffle' was too original?
bluepandaAug 16, 2010
Bulgogi is the best food on the planet.