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misslindadeeAug 5, 2010
Mine are all attention Hos
itwasonlyajokeAug 6, 2010
Congratulations, you finally have a positively dugg up comment.
redstringAug 5, 2010
Cat love sure is subtle!
ubermannAug 6, 2010
Yeah, per the caption above they don't "tell" you - who knew?
eastwood24Aug 5, 2010
Interestingly enough, that list pretty much describes how I show affection too.
ace429kAug 6, 2010
I have a cat that likes to sit on people when they use the rest room. You wouldn't happen to do the same thing would you? :D
prophetfreyrAug 6, 2010
I wish i had a significant other to head-butt my affection to...
spinoza76Aug 6, 2010
mammals...
tahseenmAug 6, 2010
I'm rubbing my butt on you guys to show my affection for you......nothing else i swear
axehindAug 6, 2010
haha... the head butts must go over real good!
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
You leave small dead animals at your significant other's door? I bet THAT goes over well....
rif42Aug 6, 2010
Catman? Is that you posting here?
beforen0wAug 5, 2010
the cat in my neighbor does a rollover tumble whenever i walk by. i think it wants me o_O
falcon1Aug 6, 2010
your neighbor has a cat inside him? should get that checked out.
shawn4168Aug 6, 2010
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lunchbox37Aug 6, 2010
I was unaware that goats ate dogs. I'm not sure what to do with this information.
beforen0wAug 6, 2010
oops, neighborhood ^_^
bam22Aug 5, 2010
I'm going to have a blink off with my cat tonight...
cutofmyjibAug 6, 2010
0.0
silverback101Aug 6, 2010
O.<
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O.O
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sil369Aug 6, 2010
zombie cat?
themusicalduckAug 6, 2010
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fearloathingAug 5, 2010
Who doesn't love a 'gift' in the form of a dead bird?
doctechnicalAug 6, 2010
That really is a sign that kitty loves you - here's a tip: pretend to like it. Don't act disgusted or let the cat see you throw it away, or kitty will think she brought you the wrong kind, an will try to find another that you'll like.
Lie to your cat. You'll both be happier for it :)
alwilsonAug 6, 2010
If you eat the bird, the cat will bring you another. It's good to know in case you're ever out of money for food.
blumerAug 6, 2010
http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/619/
paperbagavatarAug 6, 2010
I read an article about cats a while back that said if a can brings a dead animal to you it actually means it is saying "Look at me I'm a capable hunter, now get out there and kill something". Sort of a lesson in hunting.
I feel this is more likely than them offering you a present but what do I know.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
If it was a turkey it would be awesome. I don't want to eat sparrows though. Too stringy.
zenkittenAug 6, 2010
My cats bring me dead bugs
kirbeegeeAug 6, 2010
My cat isn`t even cool enough for that. She jacks my mom`s socks and brings them to me :P
benroyAug 6, 2010
My cat is a very proficient hunter. I could make a necklace out of two weeks worth of his kills.
kristin364Aug 6, 2010
One day my grandma's cat left a dead bird at her front door. She said it was the best gift she had ever received because the cat gave her everything he had ^_^
lostarchitectAug 6, 2010
awww. I like your grandma.
rudegarAug 6, 2010
it's a part of trying to teach you, how to hunt for yourself
kahrahtayAug 6, 2010
What makes you, so sure?
wrabbit26Aug 6, 2010
If your cat brings you a dead bird, it's not a gift. It's a warning. So says TheOnion.
futebolloungeAug 6, 2010
I am so glad I read the "gift" one. My girlfriends cat brought a dead mouse to the door steps and I just thought it was cute so i kissed the kitty, which lead to extreme excitement followed by her eating the mouse's head. Now I see why she was excited though!
stanslikewh0aAug 5, 2010
I love my kitty!
nevermiss1Aug 5, 2010
Awwwww how cute
onlyscAug 5, 2010
no purring?
doctechnicalAug 6, 2010
Cats purr for a lot of reasons, not just when they're happy. A cat can purr when it's injured or very frightened - the purr is basically their way of saying "I'm not a threat".
antdudeAug 6, 2010
/me purrs.
wkrausmannAug 6, 2010
It's also thought that a cat purrs when under extreme duress as a way of self-calming.
hedgiemasterAug 6, 2010
"...cats will let you know where you stand, and petting a purring, head-butting cat in your lap is a quiet pleasure..."
shiftyeyedgoatAug 6, 2010
http://www.livescience.com/animals/090713-cats-cry.html
The other side of the spectrum of owning a cat: mind-control.
Closed AccountAug 5, 2010
Why do they put their anus in my face though??
deafbeatAug 5, 2010
lol i noticed that too and sometimes it stinks like cat poo.
stickyheadAug 6, 2010
I'm guessing it's a dominance thing. My cat does it to me all the time at night.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
AFAIK it has more to do with identification - sort of like a really disgusting calling card. Same reason cats sniff each other's butts - supposedly it's the easiest way of telling who's who. This makes a lot less sense when you only have two cats. It's like dude, there's only ONE other smallish hairball in this house; you should KNOW by now who it is.
masterkhaxAug 7, 2010
^Lol.
silverback101Aug 6, 2010
Kitty is just saying, "Kiss it."
benroyAug 6, 2010
Wayne knows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gdUZS8cDBg
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
Next time just blow really hard. That should put a stop to it. And if that doesn't work, poke it.
fozefyAug 6, 2010
Ya, poke your cat's butt, great advise...
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
If it works...
factsrgoodAug 6, 2010
Bender: “Aw, its anus looks like an asterisk.”
solkreAug 6, 2010
So they're sweating at me? Or telling me a password?
solkreAug 6, 2010
swearing*
thehotcarlAug 6, 2010
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vanderkeifAug 6, 2010
Because they can.
stonebearAug 6, 2010
When they present their nether regions without marking behavior, they are inviting you to get to know them much, much better through sniffing their anal scent glands and licking their erogenous zone. It's a come-on, really. When my cat does that, I scratch all around her naughties without actually touching them and it seems to work for her.
kitsuaAug 6, 2010
This is pretty much my relationship with my cat.
lovelytrix00Sep 25, 2010
Mother cats learn who their kittens are individually when they clean and groom their kittens "bottoms". Kittens learn and respond to this behavior of their mother. I think that some cats, when bonded strongly enough with an owner, will revert to the practice of having "mom" check them out so they will be recognized. Besides, haven't you ever seen how many other animals smell each others butts when they meet. They are just getting a whiff of the other animal's pheromones or scent. Next time the meet, it'll be a familiar friend they greet!
smurfzAug 5, 2010
Yay! My kitty likes me =]
seldon2639Aug 5, 2010
Nope:
http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations_p2
zomgondoAug 6, 2010
I dunno about "saying you suck at hunting"... my cat was deathly afraid of the neighbor's pet rabbits and would cower in terror any time they were around, but watch in awe as I "caught" them (the things just wanted to be scratched behind the ears, ffs).
She'd bring me birds and mice from time to time, but she always looked a bit ashamed of the fact that they weren't the vicious, blood-thirsty cottontails *I* could take down.
magnesAug 6, 2010
Mine cat once tried to catch rabbits. He ended up being chased by one. Rabbits are vicious creatures.
cosworth99Aug 6, 2010
Cats + Digg = Bunly goodness.
likalarukuAug 6, 2010
I've also read that eyeblinking (followed by looking away &/or a yawn) is a sigh of nonagression & a wish not to be physically disturbed or ingange in any roughplay, basically a sign of submission.
If either of my cats tries to groom the other, they immidiately break out into a fight. But then again, they never really accepted eachother & after 2 years still keep their distance from eachother.
Some animal behaviorists believe that when cats bring you fresh kill, it's more of an insult. They're telling you that the cheap food you're feeding them sucks & that you need to learn how to hunt.
I don't see a mention of yowling. My cat Mila loved my uncle. If he leaves the house or isn't home on time, she will call out for an hour at the top of her lungs.
The "Excitement" part doesn't mention cat's rolling on the doorstep to great their human when it comes home.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
Pick up both of your cats, one in each hand, and rub them together vigorously. That should help.
xyqxyqAug 6, 2010
totally
sildudeAug 6, 2010
pure genius
magnesAug 6, 2010
that would create some electricity between them
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
Lies. These are all distraction techniques while they plot to kill you and unlock the mysteries of the can opener.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
You hit the nail on the head. Got to love cat owners that think their kitty is giving them affection when he rubs up against their leg. He does the same damn thing to the coffee table. You just happen to be more convenient... and warmer.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
strawb411Aug 6, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
re : ' Bringing You "Gifts" ' : The best way to discourage this behavior is to keep her indoors.
...what is your major malfunction?
rudegarAug 6, 2010
same with all animals horses, cows you name it!
nepidaeAug 6, 2010
my cat's breath smells like cat food
ohitsdomAug 6, 2010
I sleep in a drawer.
gumby013Aug 6, 2010
And here I am thinking all the kneeding is just Kitty keeping my flesh tender for when I die and she needs to eat.
therealdjAug 6, 2010
Two birds, one stone.
ace429kAug 6, 2010
My kitties love to break my things. I call it a love touch whenever they push over glasses, plates, jars, books, electronics, etc. They just do it because they care. Or because they want to flop their lazy ass down and don't give a damn about anything in the way!
islander2137Aug 6, 2010
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php
stickyheadAug 6, 2010
Between all 3 of my cats, they all express each of these behaviors. The male will demand belly rubs, follow me around the apartment, and be there at the door when I walk in. The youngest female (5) will groom, blink, and rub. The geezer cat head bumps and blinks, but hates being held.
enoztenAug 6, 2010
my cat does all of these things to everybody he meets. what a freaking slut.
denizen42Aug 6, 2010
Neglected pussy?
rouletteAug 6, 2010
Let me guess, a ragdoll?
7king7kingAug 6, 2010
Purring...
alwilsonAug 6, 2010
The difference between a dog and a cat is that if you were to die alone, a cat would eat you before a dog would.
j3553flAug 6, 2010
So, what does it mean when my cat urinates in my suitcase?
Is that a sign that she's pissed?
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
Yes. She's pissed in your suitcase.
airstrikeAug 6, 2010
I'm willing to bet 99% of people who clicked to see the whole thread saw that coming, but I'm don't think anyone laughed as hard as I did. Bravo, sir.
almikiAug 6, 2010
Actually I think I read that it's because it smells like something unfamiliar, and she wants to cover up the bad smell with something familiar (her pee). My parents' cat did the same thing to me when I came home from college. The first thing she did was pee on my backpack. But since she's gotten to know me (and my smells?) she has never done that again.
siskorabanAug 6, 2010
It probably means you need to go clean your litter box.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
Hows cats display rage:
http://www.frequency.com/video/catception/182694
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
Frequency sucks. It's just youtube wrapped in s**t. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEB7Usjn0Aw
cynicaltylerAug 6, 2010
Seriously. Stop linking to Frequency to show us a single video.
chaos36Aug 6, 2010
I can't believe so many of you would admit to owning cats. I still deny mine and I lost my manhood to my wife and daughter years ago.
hordespawnAug 6, 2010
You do realize this is the internet, right?
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
It's a cat, not a box of tampons.
therealricoAug 6, 2010
I like cats and dogs, and I am male. . . GASP!
futebolloungeAug 6, 2010
whats wrong with cats? they are consistently cuter than dogs. With dogs you're hit or miss. Cats also clean up a lot better, but dogs love to cuddle, so its a tie.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
I hate cats.
/flame shields on
kook321Aug 6, 2010
As you wish
benroyAug 6, 2010
What does it mean when they walk from the tile to the carpet to puke?
jeepinatorAug 6, 2010
It means you have nice carpet. If the carpet is particularly s**tty, they will use the tile.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
"f**k yo carpet gentlemen"
jlharterAug 6, 2010
I cannot digg you up enough for this comment.
muzza001Aug 6, 2010
or you could get a dog...
zerocubedAug 6, 2010
Some people find automatic and very expressive displays of affection disgusting and a turn off. They would rather that affection is gained, because then it means more.
Usually, people who prefer cats, also prefer people of the same nature. While dog lovers will prefer people who are very open in their affection.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
rudegarAug 6, 2010
you have to walk a dog
and give it a lot more attention because it's a pack animal it's more social and hopefully see you as the alpha dog
but if you are sucker for worship then yes you should
thebigbadAug 6, 2010
It's easy to tell if a dog loves you...you're the one with the food.
richf2001Aug 6, 2010
My wife and I call head butting "goat thing". It's super cute.
shredswithpiksAug 6, 2010
"Fist-bump"
manssiereAug 6, 2010
Terrorist fist jab
rudegarAug 6, 2010
don't do it to each-other well at least not in public
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
This just reeks of crazy cat person writing.
zerocubedAug 6, 2010
Funny, my cat didn't display any of that when I gave her a bath earlier. I even bathed her with expensive cat soap and had rubber duckies!
rudegarAug 6, 2010
cats and even dogs are not meant to be bathed
it mess up their whole fur skin chemistry
same with pet birds, pet spiders.....
zerocubedAug 6, 2010
They are when they get dirty and have fleas.
You can go ahead and not clean your animals, but I'd rather not have the cat get dirt on the bed and fleas in my house.
rudegarAug 6, 2010
there are drops and collars for that
safe you from treating your animal like a human
thatnerdygirlAug 6, 2010
I wonder what pooping on my bed means in cat lingo.
snitilyAug 6, 2010
"clean my cat box"
fredpilotAug 6, 2010
not a single "f**k cats" comment yet?
sildudeAug 6, 2010
Here's a "cats f**k"? That do?
monkeynachoAug 6, 2010
I get kneaded and drooled on. My kitty loves my hair. I know it's a weird thing to admit, but it's one of the most comforting feelings :)
strawb411Aug 6, 2010
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lucifersdadAug 6, 2010
A simple trick, get a female cat, put a jumper on a male friend and place female cat near armpits My female cats will go into some sort of hormone fit as they try and rub there faces into his arm pits.
Still trying to find a woman to try it with my male cat.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
My cat likes to lay on my chest when I'm laying on the couch. Screw the book I'm trying to read. A few times he's gagged and puked into his mouth, held it, swallowed it, and continued purring. He loves me so much he doesn't puke on my face.
sachiel416Aug 6, 2010
so basically, my cat owns me?
montoliAug 6, 2010
Velcome to Soviet Russia!
maeon3Aug 6, 2010
If your girlfriend has cats, run, don't walk away. I ignored this advice and suffered the necessary penalties in full.
rudegarAug 6, 2010
don't running trigger a full scale hunt ?
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
To the girls: if your choice of pets matters more to the guy than your personality, ditch him without a second thought; you'll be glad you did.
tragedyfishAug 6, 2010
Had a cat that would regularly leave gifts. She would always separate them into three little piles.
One for fur/feathers and skin.
A second for bones and flesh.
And thirdly a nice little pile of organs.
I miss that poor kitty, damn that screen door.
grayf0xxxAug 6, 2010
My Optimus does all of these, he does love me. Or he's buttering me up for some good ole fashioned cat murder...
lostarchitectAug 6, 2010
Optimus? Is your name Travis?
rogerisAug 6, 2010
http://xkcd.com/231/
rossisdeadAug 6, 2010
This pretty much sums up lastnight's Futurama episode
xflankerxAug 6, 2010
Ah man, classic XKCDs are some of the best comics out there.
tuneraiderAug 6, 2010
Did you know that cats can make one thousand different sounds and dogs can only make ten? Cats, man... not to be trusted.
moogleAug 6, 2010
Why is the kitten a she? :( Mew mew.
noxatAug 6, 2010
When I get home I pick my cat up, he wraps himself around my neck, purrs and kneads his paws and drools down my shirt. He also tries to "groom" my eyeballs. I tell ya there's nothing quite like a scratchy cat tongue against your eyelids to say "I love you."
mosi13Aug 6, 2010
My kitties love me that's for sure - check on everyone of these.
One of the likes to cuddle up with me under the covers early in the morning - she comes and walks all over me until I open up the covers. She'll crawl right in, and start to purr. It's especially nice in the middle of the winter when every extra bit of warmth is welcomed.
phyx726Aug 6, 2010
Trick question?
illepicAug 6, 2010
What does it mean when my cat barfs on all my clothes?
fissiongrubbsAug 6, 2010
It means your clothes need to be hung in the closet, folded up and put away in the drawers, or put in the laundry.
Closed AccountAug 6, 2010
cats are only good for tacos....