Tweeting about stories on Digg is a very different thing from taking part in an organized campaign of upvote padding, multiple accounts, and a coordinated effort to try to get people you disagree with banned.
From reading your posts I always knew you were wrong on the facts, but now you've been publicly exposed as an unethical piece of s**t and I'm surprised you have the balls to still show your face here.
enthreeohAug 18, 2010
Not from the onion. Wtf.
nikolesmashAug 18, 2010
Ah the hazards of being a midget.
cawpinAug 18, 2010
Dwarf, not midget. I'm not for PC but call it what it is.
tobyrosesAug 18, 2010
hungry hungry hippo!
camilos007Aug 18, 2010
Open up and there it goes!
10lbhammerAug 18, 2010
OMG, you read the description too!!
sidioooAug 18, 2010
oh my goodness
SakichirocksAug 18, 2010
Can you imagine being in the audience? The horror.
heabeanAug 18, 2010
Can you imagine being swallowed by a hippo?
raazurinAug 19, 2010
Can you imagine being a hungry hippo?
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
What happened next?
spazattack5000Aug 18, 2010
Immense pain as he will be slowly digested over the course of..... a thousand years.
subductionAug 18, 2010
You were part of an organized effort to game digg toward conservative news stories.
That's what happened next.
10lbhammerAug 18, 2010
I love you subduction.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
"...game digg toward conservative news stories."
So...are you really pissed at the liberals with huge Twitter networks tweeting liberal stories?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
subductionAug 19, 2010
Tweeting about stories on Digg is a very different thing from taking part in an organized campaign of upvote padding, multiple accounts, and a coordinated effort to try to get people you disagree with banned.
From reading your posts I always knew you were wrong on the facts, but now you've been publicly exposed as an unethical piece of s**t and I'm surprised you have the balls to still show your face here.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
@quirk Great deflection. Think what I did was bad? Look over there!
plainoldfoolAug 18, 2010
Something very s**tty.
zubataAug 18, 2010
You're s**ttin us, right ?
swordedgeAug 18, 2010
Hungry hungry fake O
Old story. Chances of being true, .001%
salinungathaAug 18, 2010
False
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp
spazattack5000Aug 18, 2010
So that answers the eternal question: Did he died?
No
phillyocAug 18, 2010
Thanks Mr. Buzzkillington. I was hoping it was real.
subductionAug 18, 2010
My Grandma is apparently forwarding emails to Digg now.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Didn't think I'd ever be typing these words, but this is like that Phoenix Wright case with the lion only somehow less real.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Is it bad that I'm disappointed?
andysasylumAug 18, 2010
Just one more reason why it sucks to have Dwarfism!
jamied83Aug 18, 2010
That was probably only an appetizer.
snaksterAug 18, 2010
And my axe!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Bone into problems under difficultings walking sucking hips!
ophelloAug 18, 2010
ENGLISH MOTHERF**KER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
jantikAug 18, 2010
You can learn from digg.com/users/syntaxgs
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
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kabadesuAug 18, 2010
True or not, this is old news. f**k.
ubermannAug 18, 2010
OLD!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Oldsmobile inside my excitining speed great.,
goldyoshiAug 18, 2010
I'll be honest... Some of your posts are just plain stupid but some are great. Keep up and you'll be always great (with practice) in no time!
dylapooAug 18, 2010
Karl Pilkington's Hippopotenuse. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k0Sg-39nkc
tpvmanAug 18, 2010
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp
mrpoppinfreshAug 18, 2010
What a rude hippo, cover your mouth when you yawn next time!
o0adam0oAug 18, 2010
Best death evar!
eikon89Aug 18, 2010
His death was not in vain.
daedoneAug 18, 2010
No, it was in hippo
manwithanameAug 18, 2010
His other friend was laughing at a camel the whole time through
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_uFDSQ_Ius
blackoculusAug 18, 2010
This will probably be the only time I can click a link that has the words "midget" and "swallows" from work.
wiseguy1020Aug 18, 2010
I dunno, but the first thought in my mind was that whale they blew up in Oregon.
dteleAug 18, 2010
I could give you the story about how that story came to appear in that particular newspaper, but I'm sure you guys already knew it has been disproven.
gomer90Aug 18, 2010
Talk about a short order.
jman491Aug 18, 2010
I can think of a few situations where it would be nice if the gag reflex caused one to swallow... instead of puking up dinner all over your junk.
zombiesocietyAug 18, 2010
Why would the hippo's mouth be near your junk?
thewonsterAug 18, 2010
I wouldnt know what to do to with myself if i was a Hippo either.
sciguyajAug 18, 2010
I thought they only eat plant material
stuntaneousAug 18, 2010
happens all the time.
dwarf fortress.
StrutThatAssAug 18, 2010
I'm still applauding, even after realizing it was a tragic mistake.
penclnckAug 18, 2010
This was around even before Reddit. Apple sucks.
gorftronAug 18, 2010
Statically, the average circus hippo accidentally ingests 3-7 dwarfs in it's lifetime.
10lbhammerAug 18, 2010
statically? he never moves? what an easy way to be a circus hippo.
sonickAug 18, 2010
"Freak" accident indeed...
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Beat me to it
purvisxiiiAug 18, 2010
http://www.amazon.com/Hippo-Eats-Dwarf-Field-Hoaxes/dp/0156030837/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1282109880&sr=8-1
themadmuleAug 18, 2010
Even though it's fake, I'm digging it for the sheer absurdity of it.
zombiesocietyAug 18, 2010
http://comedians.jokes.com/lewis-black/videos/lewis-black---hippo-eats-dwarf
"Wow...it's gonna be a great day."
dontpanic49Aug 19, 2010
I came here for this.
tramblingsAug 18, 2010
Oh, this story again. Here's the requisite Snopes article, Again. See you all in 6 months for a check up.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp
itwasonlyajokeAug 18, 2010
I've seen it all.
I really have.
agonytuesdayAug 18, 2010
older than the internets
doofdoofsfAug 18, 2010Staff
they didn't pull him back out?
crunchboxAug 19, 2010
"the Hippo had a gag reflex which caused her to swallow"
My girlfriend could learn a few things from that hippo.
merrikestradaAug 19, 2010
This is soooooooooo ooooooold.
Whoever posted this needs to crawl out from under that rock.
canyoucountAug 19, 2010
Who will win? No one knows. Feed the hungry. Hip.. Hippos.