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llanowarJul 14, 2010
I'd rather emphasize being drunk. The only other option is an IQ of 50.
russkallJul 14, 2010
Probably a combination...
mrcacaJul 14, 2010
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Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
So close to a Darwin Award...
fuzzzwuzzzJul 14, 2010
It would've been funnier if it had happened in Darwin, which is only a few hundred miles away from the incident.
nochJul 14, 2010
Just give it time . . . hes a prime candidate.
thcobbsJul 14, 2010
GAH! Darwin failed us AGAIN!
diggeradoJul 14, 2010
Where do they get off calling him a "victim"
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Yeah, "Fatso" is the victim here.
muzza001Jul 14, 2010
Now I'm gonna stick my thumb up his butthole. That'll really piss him off!
diggeradoJul 14, 2010
"This is the coolest show ever!"
pirated00dJul 14, 2010
Natural selection at work.
torikanJul 14, 2010
or Natural selection failed to work. lol Damn! Almost had'em!
scwatsonJul 14, 2010
No guys, I was completely sober when I did that really stupid thing the other week.
artosrcJul 14, 2010
It bit and let go, eh? What did he do, smack it with Strike Chain?
giancarlo1003Jul 14, 2010
Whatever guys, whenever I'm perfectly sober I always say to myself "I wish there was a crocodile I could sit on."
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Sit on it's face.
nonsapiensJul 14, 2010
your apostrophe just said: "sit on it is face".
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Learn it, love it, pass it on.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Sit on my's face.
thegreatsamJul 14, 2010
It's too bad the croc wasn't hungrier. Would have made a fine contender for the Darwin award.
worldgate989Jul 14, 2010
A clear example of natural selection weeding out the tards so they dont spawn.
5dollarhoodyJul 14, 2010
The man is mentally challenged. Trust Digg to instantly shout "DARWIN AWARD HURR DURR HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN EATEN DURRRRR"
prlmeJul 14, 2010
If the man was/is mentally challenged it is still part of Darwin's theory.
The survival of the fittest quotation attributed to Charles Darwin - Natural Selection.
5dollarhoodyJul 14, 2010
Wank on.
fuzzzwuzzzJul 14, 2010
Even though he wasn't the one who actually coined it. That was Spencer.
prlmeJul 14, 2010
ty to fuzz
torikanJul 14, 2010
5dollarhoody, Digg users should say that. All humankind should say that. It's just how it works. Mentally challenged or not, he should have been eaten and had a Darwin award "awarded" to him. Take your worthless comment elsewhere.
An average person already knows that Crocs are NASTY. Michael Newman probably can't even spell nasty.
5dollarhoodyJul 14, 2010
Are you an Atheist?
funklorJul 14, 2010
Who chooses retarded over drunk? Well, I guess the answer is retards. But you'd think even they would opt for the drunk excuse.
freshyillJul 14, 2010
Even retarded people know not to play with crocodiles. Especially retarded people in Australia. This guy is a special brand of... something.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
my friend !
while men get drunk they like to touch women not crocodiles.
next time becareful don't make a mistake.
crocodiles have long tail and sharp teeth, but women have long hair, and long nail.
this is the big diffrence, just for ur info....
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Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Natural Selection: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANLgQG-VKyc
douglasqJul 14, 2010
I think this is kindof ok.
I mean, he didn't endanger anyone but himself. He was just having a bit of fun with danger, we all do it.
Honestly, the amount of criticism he's getting. It's like no-one here has an older brother.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
fuzzzwuzzzJul 14, 2010
If my older brother tried this, I probably wouldn't have an older brother.
douglasqJul 14, 2010
I'm just saying it's unfair to be judging this guy. If this exact thing happened on jackass (In fact, it probably has) nobody would think "This person should have died."
For all the brains the guy lacks, he has a good sense of bravery, and a good sense of fun. Good for him I say.
blackinthmiddleJul 14, 2010
@DouglasQ
A bit of fun with danger is doing sky diving for the first time. Or racing a speedboat. Anybody with an IQ above 60 would call f**king with a croc what it is, f**kING STUPID! If by "we all do it" you mean people who are mentally unstable are those with IQs below 60, then yes, we all do it!
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
I emailed this to a buddy of mine in OZ asking him "How long is this going to keep you out of the office?"
This was his reply.
"Mate' i thought it was a sheila in a green dress,,,,"
Some crazy folks on that planet.
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wicket146Jul 14, 2010
uhhh wat?
fuse13Jul 14, 2010
Thats pretty much the textbook example of "bloody idiot".
I also suspect he has a few roos loose.
taxmoreJul 14, 2010
guy - " I just want to be friends! "
crocodile - " no! f**k you! "
sleestakslayerJul 14, 2010
That's what she said.
sedatedbylifeJul 14, 2010
dammit, so close
sleestakslayerJul 14, 2010
I was sure I was going to be too late.
Feels great to join the TWSS club.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Steve Irwin wannabe?
firmbitsJul 14, 2010
I think this person is moron
grumpymonkJul 14, 2010
"me just want to pwai wiff it! goo goo ga ga!" redneck idiot.
mooman2679Jul 14, 2010
Crikey! Gotta watch out for blokes named Artisian.
I mean, who wouldn't want to play with a Croc, they look so soft and furry!
bossm4nJul 14, 2010
Best comment I've heard so far, "Crocodile Dumbdee"
ragatronJul 14, 2010
Never go full retard...
floronicmanJul 14, 2010
I got a g g g good brain!
wicket146Jul 14, 2010
Is this an Onion article?
ylisaJul 14, 2010
http://isq7.blogspot.com/
redmannineJul 14, 2010
FTA: "He said he heard crocodiles splashing around in the dark and saw a five metre crocodile through a fence making a growling noise, so he put his hand through the fence to feel its skin." "I couldn't reach it, so I thought to myself well, I'll jump the fence and go from behind its tail and pat it and sit on its back. Within one split second … it had me."
usually if -any- animal is growling, probably a huge warning sign to leave the animal alone.
motazkaakarliJul 14, 2010
How is he the victim, clearly the Croc was.
smargJul 14, 2010
Da man ain't got no teefers.
motazkaakarliJul 14, 2010
FTA "I thought it was a slow creature and stupid, but they're quick."
I bet the croc was telling his friends a similar story, only his says "I thought it was a slow creature and stupid, and boy was I right"
reaper527Jul 14, 2010
can we really call this guy a victim? i mean really
punkcatJul 14, 2010
looks straight out of the Road Warrior.
james998Jul 14, 2010
"When it grabbed me, I thought, I'm in trouble here."
Really?
tmonster1Jul 14, 2010
I will hug em and pet em, and I will name him George
cogitatorxJul 14, 2010
How is this creep a victim?