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lanceivarAug 20, 2010
Priceless.
The funny thing is, I can understand the thought process that would result in a post like this. and I love his reaction! Says it all...
pstrollAug 21, 2010
hey lance, go stick your penis in a light socket
stupidumbAug 21, 2010
What motivated your comment?
jakem1Aug 21, 2010
Stupidity.
fucknuggetsAug 21, 2010
http://ihopeyoudiefromaids.com/?q=node/76
darkfishAug 21, 2010
@pstroll
Is that you Selekta?
thecheesemonkeyAug 21, 2010
sorry to be a killjoy but if you read the forum posts Selekta says further down:
"just to clear things up, this was all doctored to prove the point that it's not impossible to get into the pool room, it's quite easy"
I'm guessing the pool room is some kind of forum section for funny people.
/Buzzkillington
krwlngindarkAug 21, 2010
Yeah, why don't you go watch some hu…..lu.
jk_baller23Aug 21, 2010
Well, they have one for textbooks, Chegg.com.
They seem to have one for books too, http://www.bookswim.com/index.html.
jrr6415sunAug 21, 2010
i'm looking at chegg prices and those are a rip off. You can buy used ones cheaper on amazon or ebay.
ummagummas08Aug 21, 2010
Gotta disagree with ya there, chett.
Chegg is pretty awesome, and they plant trees when you get books from them- saved 400$ on textbooks this semester by using them.
My books were more expensive on amazon and ebay than on Chegg.
temporaryescapeAug 21, 2010
you can also buy digital only versions,
http://www.coursesmart.com/
the real value of the digital books is that you can word search throughout the entire book, saving ridiculous amounts of time if your class relies heavily on the text or if you don't want to read what you don't have to.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
You can also take into consideration sites like Audible and Amazon's Kindle service, although I suppose digital distribution is a whole different thing. Still seems to save you money, though.
siszamAug 21, 2010
Demonoid is free and you can do other things while you listen to audio books.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
And illegal.
First rule of piracy....
curunirAug 21, 2010
psTROLL: "hey lance, go stick your penis in a light socket"
What _motivated_ your comment?
signed, Stupidumb
arschgaudiAug 21, 2010
http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php?t=648654
The thread itself
thecheesemonkeyAug 21, 2010
sorry to be a killjoy but if you read the forum posts Selekta says further down:
"just to clear things up, this was all doctored to prove the point that it's not impossible to get into the pool room, it's quite easy"
I'm guessing the pool room is some kind of forum section for funny people.
/Buzzkillington
arschgaudiAug 21, 2010
Wait, you mean somebody pulled a fast one on the interweb? What's next, girls who didn't quit their jobs and claims Obama isn't actually a citizen?
vaticanslayerAug 21, 2010
Wait, that wasn't a girl?
thecheesemonkeyAug 21, 2010
sorry to be a killjoy but if you read the forum posts Selekta says further down:
"just to clear things up, this was all doctored to prove the point that it's not impossible to get into the pool room, it's quite easy"
I'm guessing the pool room is some kind of forum section for funny people.
/Buzzkillington
bernlin2000Aug 21, 2010
I really can't...he's a very special individual. He literally described a library, I think it just shows how book reading has become rare enough that people can forget libraries.
aceslick911Aug 21, 2010
if you've visited these forums before, you'd know that OCAU is basically Australia's version of 4chan..
elleconAug 21, 2010
The bimbo who posted, "Haha, that’s not so bad. :-P It sounds like a genuine question — just a weird idea.", made a genuinely stupid post.
laurenkim6Aug 21, 2010
I've done it before... I said to a friend "aaaaah I would love some chocolate milk but it's just sooo cold. I wish they had chocolate milk that was warm!"
uuuh yeah they do... it's called hot chocolate...
namja23Aug 20, 2010
I can see myself posting something like that after smoking up.
I probably would have thought of library before posting on a forum though, and would probably have felt like a genius for being able to remember it. Cause you know, when the light bulb goes off... and the lights come on...
Wait, what were we talking about it?
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
None of what you said makes any sense. Can I have some weed?
omgacanadianAug 21, 2010
I think anyone who smokes weed has been there, thinking they've come up with a brilliant and revolutionary idea only to sober up and realize they were just a high retard.
andreegalAug 21, 2010
yep.. you always have to double check when sober...
pe5t1lenceAug 21, 2010
I did it in school one time, perfectly sober. We were talking about radio and I started wondering aloud why they couldn't broadcast images over the radio waves too, and maybe if there were some sort of bandwidth issue...then I realized I was describing Television :(
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Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
Does he have a bling ring? Cause there's a money sign on his finger.
dalectricsAug 21, 2010
Roll that cheese!
scientistblahAug 21, 2010
That was my reaction after reading all the comments by that Fernando Fonseca guy on the website. That guy takes life way too seriously.
sethcAug 21, 2010
this ASCII never gets old
umairaslamAug 21, 2010
seems like a guy has a huge wiener or s**t
fluidfoundationAug 20, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
nillerusAug 21, 2010
Filing system; see Vicious Pedantry.
tragedyfishAug 21, 2010
Vicious Pedantry; see Dewey Decimal System.
ummagummas08Aug 21, 2010
Dewey Decimal System; see Filing System
anexanhumeAug 20, 2010
However, the first person to think of this was a genius. He's just a savant a few thousand years too late. In this line of thought, I hope my future generations get to see the reincarnation of Billy Mays.
rizzosbackAug 21, 2010
Not really. Think about this in terms of A: How important books were before being supplanted by technology from an entertainment standpoint and B: How incredibly expensive books were before technology made printing easier.
Books were hot s**t and they were expensive and you could still share them fairly easily.
racheljtmAug 20, 2010
It's sad to think that Libraries are pretty much extinct.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
No, not really.
siszamAug 21, 2010
I wouldn't say extinct but three libraries have been closed in San Diego. It may be more now. I'm sure this is happening all over the country with today's economy and states having budget problems.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
In all honesty..most libraries I have been to SUCK. The books smell like formaldehyde and fish tacos, and the workers are illiterate.
eineameiseAug 21, 2010
you haven't been to many then. and college libraries are saviors when it comes to writing your theses!
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
no wonder...you live in georgia....the s**thole of the south...i lived near ATL for 2 years and will never go back...where i live now the libraries are incredibly awesome...
wildgilbertAug 22, 2010
eddy that was unfair.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
They will be... they will be...
raumschiffAug 25, 2010
I read that in Yoda's voice.
executexAug 20, 2010
Was just thinking... my sister does -alot- of eating, so is there a place where people can order their food from a piece of paper that has a number of recipes and some employees would bring them out after they cook it? Kind of like where you order shoes online from a website except in real life.
d4nie1Aug 20, 2010
The dumbest forum post ever is surely one of DavidNiven's.
thecoffeeAug 21, 2010
6 of DavidNiven's accounts were not amused.
s2000Aug 21, 2010
Looks like DavidNiven 1-6 won't f**k with you though.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
huh? what?
rhydebleAug 21, 2010
Holy s**t he made a seventh
bustaballsAug 20, 2010
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
teh_techieAug 21, 2010
end quote"
deadpoetic333Aug 21, 2010
I remember the first time I read a comment like this one I was super baked. I sat there a good few minutes stressing out that I smoked myself retarded or something.
machine117Aug 21, 2010
This man is certainly no match for synxtags' cunning lingual skills.
skeeordyeAug 21, 2010
good work, i couldn't read even as anything but enough for some reason
dongcha9Aug 21, 2010
yes.
discolandoAug 21, 2010
Dumb, yes, but not even close to the dumbest.
123bucklemyshoeAug 21, 2010
Actually no offense but Apple just released a thing called Ibooks that lets you buy any book instantly on your computer. I read this story but the thing is some people don't know THAT MUCH ABOUT computers no offense but I've been in the industry for a looooooong time haha. But that doesn't mean they're not smart it just means they don't know that much about computers.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
doshindudeAug 21, 2010
1. This doesn't work for people who don't own Apple products
2. Nobody will use it anyway.
shwaavayAug 21, 2010
I don't understand your form of trolling... it seems to work though
gurugangstaAug 21, 2010
They may not know much about computers, but you know even less about grammar and sentence structure.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
Yeah, Apple invented eBooks didn't they?
trumpetman4evaAug 21, 2010
What about your interest in science and programming?
strangehumorAug 21, 2010
Libraries are free... Apple rapes you while you sleep. Yeah, I'm good with my public library, thanks.
plunderphonicsAug 21, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen we have a new dumbest forum post ever.
thequadlaserAug 21, 2010
are you interested in science and programming, by any chance?
tiduAug 21, 2010
This might be the dumbest post ever.
wvudossAug 21, 2010
I have made this very point....recently. However, I realized my mistake before I told anyone.
pjone88Aug 21, 2010
4chan
ostegoAug 21, 2010
is yahoo answers considered a forum? Because this would be one of the brightest questions it's ever seen.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
Wow. Learn to satire, kids.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
I'm pretty sure the dumbest post ever was the second one.
krinkovAug 21, 2010
cant believe I had to scroll this far down to find the first person to realize this was a troll post, didnt anyone else notice the OP of that thread had also been banned??
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
Lookout Yahoo answers, somebody's coming for ya!
burnout01Aug 21, 2010
That reply was very quick. Within a minute.
rikwakefieldAug 21, 2010
I'm surprised it took that long.
jjjx03Aug 21, 2010
No, sir, I don't believe it.
murmandamosAug 21, 2010
obvious troll is obvious.
tie23Aug 21, 2010
Super old, but yeh, still a good one.
Also, "lib-rar-y"??? It's "li-brar-y" I think... or at least it sounds like that.
podunkparteAug 21, 2010
"li-bra-ry"
zombiesocietyAug 21, 2010
Lie-berry.
pabloriveraAug 21, 2010
What a suspicious spelling of the word, library.
bonestampAug 21, 2010
I have a very well educate co-worker who pronounces it "li-bary".
grumpyrainAug 21, 2010
I think you accidentally a letter.
wildgilbertAug 22, 2010
let me axe you a question then...
joculatorAug 21, 2010
You know, libraries can be looked at as a form of socialism if you're a Glenn Beck type.
funkedupAug 21, 2010
Public libraries are a form of socialism. The library is publicly owned and is supported through taxation. All public libraries are socialist. Socialism isn't a bad word or anything. This is just the reality of the situation. Fire departments, roads, public schools, courts and law enforcement are all socialist too.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
When most people speak ill of socialism, it's at the federal level. The reason for that is socialism does not scale well. Most people on the right do not have a problem with socialist programs on a very local level. There is more of a comfort level and more accountability.
I can tell you right now, if libraries were operated from the top down on the federal level, it would be very different, and not in a good way. Think about what the PATRIOT Act has done/tried to do to libraries, for starters.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
eplurbispablumAug 21, 2010
When most people speak ill of socialism, it's out of ignorance coupled with small bits of misinformation. All they know is that the USA is the most baaaadaasssss country in the world and can kick any other country's ass upsidedownways any day of the week. So, whatever anyone in another country thinks, does or they imagine they might be doing is so totally lame and f**ked up it's criminal that anyone would even dare speak of it.
While I agree that the Patriot Act is a horrible thing, the Federal Government is the reason we have equal opportunities for Education, that Women can Vote, that African Americans and other minorities can vote, that it's some sort of actual punishable crime to lynch people for being black (just in the last 50 years mind you) and a zillion other things that make this country actually pretty baaadaaassss after all. But not for the reason that xenophobic narcissistic assh**es (think: Mel Gibson) believe. They don't own a dictionary, much less a History book to know what Socialism actually is, who has used it and in what varying forms.
People on the Right believe in trickle down, not social responsibility. They want to control who gets their money they donate. That way, they can give it to Christians only. They can donate to the Arts in their own wealthy communities that they themselves will be the only ones not working too hard to experience and too poorly educated to appreciate anyhow.
Socialism supports entire societies. Trickle down supports only the interests of the rich.
absurdparadoxAug 21, 2010
Eplurbis, your entire post is simply full of demonizing labels and zero arguments. Basically, all you did was say "anyone who is against socialist systems is a racist republican zealot". You're simply using an ad hominem / straw man argument.
There are many valid arguments against socialist means-to-an-end, which often revolve around what is known as the Tragedy of the Commons. And there are other arguments regarding the ethics of it -- I am forced to pay the people who are murdering innocent brown people in Iraq, for example.
You act like it is completely absurd that if I was going to donate money, that I should get to decide who gets it. You are the one advocating the use of violence (through taxation).
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bermygoonAug 21, 2010
also the military is a form of socialism. Don't see many Glenn Beck types yapping about that.
thecoffeeAug 21, 2010
Too bad they are the first taxes to be voted down.
bonestampAug 21, 2010
Ya, reminds me of this video... classic Glenn Beck.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/23/stewart-to-glenn-beck-you_n_472826.html
ronintetsuroAug 21, 2010
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v3rtex7740Aug 21, 2010
" YOU DO, you evil commie bastard, and YOU, and YOU, and YOU. You're all socialist zombies bent on taking our money and giving it away."
/Poe's law
yurmutha412Aug 21, 2010
I've gotten in discussions about this being a conservative. I consider libraries to be acceptable because democracy is dependent on a well informed public. Government function should be questioned and be kept to a minimum, which is the real difference between conservatives and liberals. The internet may make libraries unneeded in the future, so it's something we should think about.
foreverclever87Aug 21, 2010
The fail whale has arrived
ralph23Aug 21, 2010
Ya'll gentlemen's postin' in a troll thread.
sen5241Aug 21, 2010
So, I don't have room for a full keg and CO2 setup in my house. Isn't there some place where I could maybe rent beer one glass at a time? Maybe they have an on-site recycling center in the back and a pool table to keep me entertained while I'm waiting to make my recycling run?
grumpyrainAug 21, 2010
No. No such facility exists. Sorry.
v3rtex7740Aug 21, 2010
Well no s**t, look at how impossible it would be to make one.
You would need money to buy land,
a lawyer to get it zoned,
a building permit to build on it,
a fire permit to allow occupants,
a board of health permit to serve... anything,
a liquor license to sell the beer,
and even more money to repeat steps 3-6 every year.
You would also need to hire one of the larger and stronger humans to keep the rest of them from f**king everything up. We'll be lucky if we can ever buy ANYTHING outside of the barter system.
aldolinaresAug 21, 2010
What about eBooks?
davidlowAug 21, 2010
What about the library?
jektalAug 21, 2010
eBooks don't count, because all you've done is purchased a license to read a copy of their book on that specific device. Your license does not allow you to transfer it to another person, regardless of whether or not you've actually read the book.
Seriously.
f**k the ... wait, what's book equivalent of the RIAA/MPAA?
pstrollAug 21, 2010
sick of the f**king rubes and other dinks digging this s**t up to the front page.
bobadobalinaAug 22, 2010
Sick of ignorant American-wannabes would know grammar if they had ever set foot in a library.
philosophileAug 21, 2010
f**king. Fake. You. f**king. Retards.
doyoumrjonesAug 21, 2010
It is fake but you're still a douche.
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
The funniest thing about this is, aside from libraries, there is a netflix type service for books. bookswim.com
jektalAug 21, 2010
..why would you ever pay for a private version of a library?
drunkenkiteAug 21, 2010
If you suck at returning them on time you pay at the library anyway.
r3vr3ndAug 21, 2010
dumb ass ****
ryanwbAug 21, 2010
The crap my friends and relatives post on Facebook on a daily basis rivals this. Just the other day my mom asked my brother what a "MILF" was after reading one of his posts on the subject. I'm pretty sure he deactivated his account
notashrimpAug 21, 2010
I used to work for a major chain bookstore and got this at least once a week.
"I don't want to pay for this. Can I just, like, borrow it for about 2 weeks, then bring it back? I'll even pay more if it's late."
"That's a library. There's one just around the corner. It's very nice."
"A *LIBRARY*?! I don't want to go to a *LIBRARY*! I just want to borrow this book and not pay for it! Let me speak to your manager!"
thecoffeeAug 21, 2010
They probably think the library will only carry out of print books.
cawpinAug 21, 2010
Yes, his story tells you they're retarded.
jackieirishAug 21, 2010
I used to get "Hey is there a copier in here? I just want to copy this one section."
"Um, no. We only make money if we sell the entire book."
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
i live near minneapolis and our libraries here are grand...and (i.l.l.) inter-library loan is power...imagine being able to request ANY book that is housed in ANY library in the country and it gets delivered to you.....people dont use their libraries enough imho....rant off
robbydigitalAug 23, 2010
Agreed... the Milwaukee County library system has a website where you can put books and movies on hold and they email you when they come in... it's just like netflix, except you have to walk/drive to the library.
sealinkAug 21, 2010
Those ones and the ones that ask if we have a copy machine they can use....
*headdesk*
evylldemonAug 21, 2010
Old but still hilarious.
mrfizzleAug 21, 2010
Now i feel bad thinking "yeah, it's called a kindle..."
iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
I would way rather pay a fee to rent books than have libraries. This way:
A.) There would be a chance in hell of them having the book I'm looking for.
B.) People wouldn't have to pay for a service they don't use.
C.) People wouldn't have to pay for daytime housing for bums (Library's public - you can't kick them out)
D.) There would be a chance in hell of finding a seat to sit in (see C).
E.) They would have more than 2 copies of popular programming books in the entire region so you don't have to wait 3 years on hold and when you finally get it the book is obsolete.
Cue outrage from people who believe they have a "right" to free smelly books at someone else's expense.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
thecoffeeAug 21, 2010
I was with you until 'Cue populist outrage from people who believe human beings have a "right" to free smelly books at their neighbor's expense.'
Entitlement has nothing to do with the poor conditions of your library system. Scratch that, it is probably the reason why it is so underfunded. Regardless don't act as if the Library is for person A and B but only B pays for it. The beauty of taxes is that everyone pays for it, not just you.
And you cannot act like your money is only benefiting others, when you your self seemed to have used the system, your tax dollars payed for, enough to complain about it.
iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
Dude,
1. I was FORCED to pay for it. My choice at this point is not, "is it worth the money?" My choice is whether or not it's worth the cost to USE. (zero) The fact that I don't use it now anyways is pretty sad.
"Regardless don't act as if the Library is for person A and B but only B pays for it."
I never said that. The fact is that people who don't use the service are forced to pay towards it. That's not beautiful, it's extortion.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
juliusthecatAug 21, 2010
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iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
Yes they are.
juliusthecatAug 22, 2010
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hanexarAug 21, 2010
You obviously never went to a library.
iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
Humor me.
cawpinAug 21, 2010
"Library's public - you can't kick them out"
They can kick anybody out they want. I think every library I've ever been to had a "No Loitering" sign out front. All your other points are similarly ignorant.
iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
The Seattle central public library is littered with bums; I may have overgeneralized.
I don't really see how you could kick out a bum who is putting up some pretense of reading a book if the library is indeed "public property". Then again, I'm sure the state can do whatever it wants.
"All your other points are similarly ignorant."
I'm relating my personal experiences with libraries. Perhaps you live in some magical utopia land or else you just read s**tty books that nobody else wants to check out.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
cawpinAug 21, 2010
If they have a book open in front of them and aren't sleeping they aren't doing anything that can be construed as illegal. However, if the library wanted them out, they'd simply have to call the police and have them warned for trespass. Coming back day after day without actually using the services can be seen as loitering behavior.
A library isn't "public property" only a public place. It is private property, owned by the city, and you can be warned for trespass there, as mentioned, just like in a park if you're causing problems.
iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
So, I'm in the library reading a book during normal hours. You're saying a library employee could kick me out for trespassing?
Also, please explain how "the city" can own something privately. "The city" is an abstraction incapable of exercising property rights. Does the mayor own the library? Can he kick everyone out and make it his personal residence? Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
bookantAug 21, 2010
"There would be a chance in hell of them having the book I'm looking for."
As long as it was a popular and fast-moving enough title to make it profitable enough for the rental business to have a/an/or multiple copies.
"There would be a chance in hell of finding a seat to sit in (see C)."
Why on Earth would a for profit rental business give you seating? Where's the money in it? Does Blockbuster give you seats and TVs to sit in the store and watch movies?
"They would have more than 2 copies of popular programming books in the entire region so you don't have to wait "
No, the almost certainly wouldn't. See my first comment. They'd have multiple copies of the top bestsellers, so if you're looking to rent some Danielle Steele, you're good to go. Programming? A copy of *really* popular ones, maybe, and no copies of most of the rest. They aren't going to spend their money buying a book unless they're going to get *lots* of rentals on it to make it profitable.
iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
"Why on Earth would a for profit rental business give you seating? Where's the money in it? Does Blockbuster give you seats and TVs to sit in the store and watch movies?"
Why would a coffee shop? Why would Barnes & Noble? I find it hilarious when you people hold with these Marxist notions of how markets function which flatly contradict reality. I applaud you for your patriotic doublethink.
"No, the[sic] almost certainly wouldn't."
Dude, my point was there's a line of like people waiting to get the book, so YES, OBVIOUSLY they would have many copies, since any time someone decided it wasn't worth the time to wait in line, they would lose the sale.
And if they didn't have the books I wanted? If I didn't think the service provided was worth the cost? I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. Wow, novel concept huh?
The closer the private library got to matching consumer demand for books, the more profit they would make. That's their incentive and the reason free markets kick so much ass.
The state employees get paid the same no matter how horribly they waste resources. That's why there's only 2 copies of popular programming books, and many obscure or obsolete books that nobody checks out.
bookantAug 21, 2010
"Why would a coffee shop? Why would Barnes & Noble? I find it hilarious when you people hold with these Marxist notions of how markets function which flatly contradict reality. I applaud you for your patriotic doublethink."
I find it hilarious that you think there's no middle ground between privatizing everything and Marxism. As I've repeatedly told you idiots when you play that card - and feel free to stalk through my comment history to find that many many times I've talked about this - I run a profitable business. Not a "Marxist" by any stretch of the imagination, unless you're the sort of Teabagging moran who thinks that anyone to the left of Attila the Hun is "Marxist."
As I've also mentioned on a number of occasions on book related topics (and reference in my choice of user name), I'm in the book business. Though I've moved on to other things, at an earlier stage in my career I spent 8 years managing several different--wait for it--Barnes and Noble stores. So, how fortitous that you would bring them up.
Why do coffee shops and B&N stores give you chairs to sit in? Ever wondered why there are no clocks in retail stores? Same answer - the longer you stay the more you spend. The coffee shop is self-explanitory. B&N is banking on, among other things, the fact that if you sit down and start reading a book you'll get hooked enough to want to take it home with you and will therefore end up buying it.
Neither of these are the best analogies for a *rental* business, which is why I chose Blockbuster. A traditional (as in, for-sale) bookstore has a good number of *copies* of popular books because (a) they make their profit on each and every sale and (b) once they sell it, it's never coming back. A rental business, on the other hand, faces the problem of (a) having to set the price low enough for renting to be more attractive than buying and (b) the fact that the copies do keep coming back. They need to rent *each individual copy* to multiple people in order to make any money.
Unless this hypothetical business has hired an complete idiot as a buyer, there won't be surplus copies lying around for you look at in the "store." You'll most likely just be looking at pictures of dust jackets or something (like the empty DVD cases at Blockbusters), and their ideal inventory level will be such that they strive to have every book rented out at all times.
This means that - (a) no incentive to provide you chairs to sit around in. What they will do is maximize their revenue per square foot, meaning they'll pack in the "books" (jackets) for you to look at in the smallest space possible and pack any spare space they can with sideline items for sale to pick up some extra money. They won't want your ass sitting around loitering in a space that could otherwise be used to drive additional sales. Also (b) yup, you guessed it, waiting lists for books. A sucessful book "rental" model might include something like Blockbuster's "guaranteed to be in stock" for the very biggest of the big new releases. Basically, the NYT bestseller list. When's the last time you saw a programming book make that list? Why do you think your local B&N only has one or at most two copies of any programming book? It because they are *not* where the money is.
""No, the[sic] almost certainly wouldn't."
Dude . . . ."
If your argument is so feeble that you're going to pretend to mistake a very common typo for a meaningful spelling error that give you leave to insult the intelligence of the original writer, I'd suggest in future not starting your next sentence with the word, "Dude." Having one's intelligence questioned by a thirteen-year-old stoner doesn't really pack that much punch . . . .
"Dude, my point was there's a line of like people waiting to get the book, so YES, OBVIOUSLY they would have many copies, since any time someone decided it wasn't worth the time to wait in line, they would lose the sale."
I think you underestimate the amount of demand it would take to justify the purchase of even one additional copy. If worrying over every single lost sale was enough, why isn't B&N packed with piles of multiple copies of every obscure programming book out there? The ideal goal is perfect sell-through. As in - sales of 100% of the order with no left overs (overbuying) and no unfilled demand (underbuying). But a good buyer will err on the side of caution and chose one or two unfilled customer rather than getting stuck with "dead" inventory that wasted money that could've been used to buy a different title.
Rental, that will be even more true. Say the rental price is around 10% of the cover price. They're not even going to consider an additional copy unless the wait list *at that specific 'store'* exceeds about 15, maybe 20. They're not going to buy one copy to satisfy one or two people that were waiting if that means a loss of 80 or 90% of the cost. Expect that level of demand to happen with a lot of programming books, do you? (Serious question - I half think your problem is you *seriously* overestimate the demand and popularity for programming books. My couple of decades in the book business is here to tell you - they are *not* hot titles.)
" . . . the more profit they would make . . . " " . . . .waste resources . . . "
Same thing, different name. If resources that could've gone to provide more titles in more areas is diverted to someone's pockets, that's waste.
"matching consumer demand for books,"
Which is exactly *why* what I told you in my first post is correct - you'd be looking at lots and lots of popular bestsellers like Danielle Steele and at most one or two copies of everything else, with wait lists for those who want them. No different from what a B&N store already does. If only there were someplace that made its buying decisions (let's call it "collection development"), on the basis of other factors besides just popularity or sales (or "circulation numbers"). Some place that considered the subject matter of a book, and how important providing customers ("patrons") with access to that particular topic/title was in the overall scheme of their inventory ("collection"). Someplace that didn't just stock pile s**tty bestsellers, but also "wasted resources" stocking low demand things like, oh, I don't know, how about computer programming? Oh, right, that'd be a library.
iamacyborgAug 22, 2010
Ah, good old argumentum verbosium. I read the entire post though because you do seem to have some experience with this and I found it informative. That said, I have some objections:
Ad Hominem attacks:
That I'm a "Teabagging moran[sic]". No, I'm not; I am an Anarchist. I can't imagine any Anarchist begin caught dead at a tea bagging rally. They're mainly republicans and I doubt any of them would have the consistency to criticize libraries. (They don't even advocate open borders)
Seating:
The incentive of a book rental store to provide seating is NO DIFFERENT from one that sells books. Someone could sit at B&N and read through an entire book just as easily as they could at a rental store. The reason they would buy or check out a book is that they don't want to stay in the store for that long.
Ideal inventory levels:
" their ideal inventory level will be such that they strive to have every book rented out at all times."
That way, when any customer comes into the store, they won't have any books to rent! Clearly you are a shrewd businessman.
Availability of non-NYT best sellers:
"Why do you think your local B&N only has one or at most two copies of any programming book? It because they are *not* where the money is."
I didn't say they were flying off the shelves, just that there is demand for them. If I go to a public library and see 8 holds on 4 copies of a book that was published 10 years ago, it's reasonable to assume that a book rental store would have to be pants on head retarded not to stock more copies than that.
Coercive versus voluntary transactions:
You missed one point which actually invalidates your entire post. Actually, considering that you responded exhaustively to every other paragraph I'm inclined to believe you skipped it deliberately.
"And if they didn't have the books I wanted? If I didn't think the service provided was worth the cost? I WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. Wow, novel concept huh?"
Your other points about the feasibility of a book lending service are well taken. Maybe libraries wouldn't even exist without the state. What would that prove? Only that they were a waste of resources in that consumers valued other uses of those resources more highly than a book lending service.
Actually, I'm fairly certain that if public libraries didn't exist, something else would move in to fill in the gap in demand left over, whatever that may be. I don't presume to predict with certainty how such a thing would manifest itself. Perhaps second hand book stores would start offering monthly "subscription" models in which customers could take a certain number of books home to read without buying them. Perhaps non-profits would begin taking the stage.
"Someplace that didn't just stock pile s**tty bestsellers, but also "wasted resources" stocking low demand things like, oh, I don't know, how about computer programming? Oh, right, that'd be a library."
Great, so you're agreeing with me. Libraries are a waste of resources.
If it's not economical for someone to lend me a given programming book, I certainly don't feel justified in forcing you to subsidize the transaction.
bookantAug 22, 2010
"Ad Hominem attacks:
That I'm a "Teabagging moran[sic]".
(A) Moran spelled as is deliberately; Google it if you're unfamilar with the alternate.
(B) Posted in responce to your own ad hominem attacks ("you people," are "marxists," "patriotic doublethink" etc.)
"I am an Anarchist."
I figuered that out from your other post, it's why I didn't waste my time responding to your "tax is theft" "no transaction should be forced" points. I'm sure you cling to them with the ferver of any religious zealot, so a rational conversation about them is out of the question.
"That way, when any customer comes into the store, they won't have any books to rent!"
Point taken, and badly phrased on my part. I stand by the assertion that it wouldn't be the actual books you were browsing in the store, just a place keeper with the actual books themsevles set aside to be rented. Given that they would have but a single copy of probably 98% of their title base, they'd want you looking at something else so you'd still them all, even if that single copy is currently checked out. I stand by my assertion that, in the case of a rental business, merchandising sideline products for sale (including "previously read" books - many copies of bestsellers that aren't anymore that they need to liquidate), would be a far more profitable use of their space.
"it's reasonable to assume that a book rental store would have to be pants on head retarded not to stock more copies than that."
I see. So you assume that just because they aren't in it for the money, libraries don't quantitatively measure demand. There are other ways to count things than with dollars. Libraries use circulation figures (frequency of check out for each book).
As for what the rental store would do, I've already covered that. If they have to rent each copy ten times to break even with the revenue a bookstore would make selling it once (and since bookstore margins are razor-thin as it is and it's therefore safe to assume that the "rental store" would be shooting for more than that), no, they wouldn't have more if there were 8 holds for 4 copies. If they need a total of 40 or 50 rentals to make their revenue on those 4 copies, 8 holds is only about 20% of what it would take for them to even consider ordering one more copy.
"Great, so you're agreeing with me. Libraries are a waste of resources.
If it's not economical for someone to lend me a given programming book, I certainly don't feel justified in forcing you to subsidize the transaction."
My use of scare quotes around your choice of words was your first clue that I was not, in fact, agreeing with you. An investment in an informed populace is not wasted resources. But, again, we already know that you are incapable of considering the possiblity of public investment - it's all "theft!"
The main point of that giant wall of text boils down to this - you guys with your naive and childish belief that the magically market fairy will scatter her invisible hand dust and demand will magically produce . . . exactly what *you personally* happen to want is laughable. One of your original complaints about libraries and availability of programming books would be the same or worse in a for-profit system.
iamacyborgAug 22, 2010
"Moran spelled as is deliberately; Google it if you're unfamilar[sic] with the alternate."
Oh I see, you were being ironic. How clever.
Anarchists being Religious Zealots:
You can call anyone with any viewpoint a religious zealot. You're not really adding anything to the conversation.
Financial motivations of Libraries:
"I see. So you assume that just because they aren't in it for the money, libraries don't quantitatively measure demand. There are other ways to count things than with dollars. Libraries use circulation figures (frequency of check out for each book)."
Let me reiterate: 8 holds on 4 copies of a 10 year old book. I'm not going to make a research project out of this but I've seen this pattern and worse repeated back when I bothered checking libraries. If they do measure demand, they don't bother responding because there is no market mechanism of profits and loss.
"8 holds is only about 20% of what it would take for them to even consider ordering one more copy."
8 holds doesn't mean 8 people total people have ever demanded this book. It's a.) 8 people that can be bothered to stand in line for months and b.) it's a snapshot; meaning that at any given time there will probably be around 8 people waiting in line for the book.
It's like saying a coffee shop would have to have 40 customers standing in line on average all day in order for them to even consider hiring another cashier.
Calling Something "Theft" in scare quotes makes it not so:
"An investment in an informed populace is not wasted resources. But, again, we already know that you are incapable of considering the possiblity of public investment - it's all "theft!" "
Okay, this is where your retardation comes out. No offence. I assume it has something to do years and years of government funded education:
Do you UNDERSTAND the DIFFERENCE between a VOLUNTARY and a COERCED transaction?
iamacyborgAug 22, 2010
Market Mechanisms:
"exactly what *you personally* happen to want is laughable"
That's not actually what I said - my point of reference was general demand for the books I'm looking for, not my personal demand.
And, I will reiterate my point you keep ignoring: If I don't want their services, if they aren't providing something I consider valuable - then I don't have to pay them for it, simple as that.
bookantAug 22, 2010
"You can call anyone with any viewpoint a religious zealot."
I disagree. Some people are capable of looking at each issue on its own. Evaluating each public investment in the "general welfare" on its own merits. If you are already ideologically committed to the unassailable proposition that all public investment is automatically bad just by virtue of being public, that's where we enter zealot territory. Which is why I continue not to address that point. It's like trying to debate a specific point in the mechanisms of natural selection with someone who, before even enterring the conversation, has already decided that life came into existance in its present forms 6000 years ago. You can try all you want, but you're not even speaking the same language.
Which is where your retardation comes out. I assume from years and years of inductrination in the cult of Rand.
This entire exchange is a great example - what you posit as an utter failure of public libraries (I have to wait for a book), you turn right around and consider a strenghth in a for-profit model (supply and demand for the win). Either way, a decision was made on the basis of allocation of limited resources to limit purchases of a specifc title. The only difference is that the resources saved go into profits for private individuals in one case but not in the other.
iamacyborgAug 22, 2010
And I suppose that if I assert that rape was wrong in 100% of cases, without even examining the merits of the particular case, I'd be a zealot for that too.
You also didn't answer my question.
Do you UNDERSTAND the DIFFERENCE between a VOLUNTARY and a COERCED transaction?
"The only difference is that the resources saved go into profits for private individuals in one case but not in the other."
"The only difference is that the resources saved go into profits for private individuals in one case but not in the other."
That's not the only difference, you boner. In the one case, the person making the decision is personally liable for the profit or loss incurred, in the other they are not. In the one case all transactions are voluntary and therefore believed by each party to better their condition, in the other they are not.
"I assume from years and years of inductrination[sic] in the cult of Rand."
Rand isn't even an Anarchist. Also, I wasn't raised an Anarchist, it's something I was convinced of through the power of argument. I doubt you could say the same for your position. (Not that I'm claiming it would have a bearing on the truth value of either position.)
bookantAug 23, 2010
"You also didn't answer my question.
Do you UNDERSTAND the DIFFERENCE between a VOLUNTARY and a COERCED transaction?"
I explained why I wasn't answering that question. I'll make it more explicit. I consider it irrelevant. It doesn't have the Earth-shattering importance you attribute to anywhere else but *within* your faith. It's like I'm trying to have a conversation about a very specific, sub-topic within the science of pharmacology and you keep shouting "Do you UNDERSTAND the DIFFERENCE between XENU and BODY THETANS!"
Over here on the rational side of the fence, we recognize that civilization has always, does now, and will always include both. So yelling about that fact while discussing a specfic case is completely pointless.
"Rand isn't even an Anarchist."
Thank you, I'm perfectly aware of that. I see enough similiarity in your writiings to those of her worshipers that I'm comfortable with that shorthand.
"it's something I was convinced of through the power of argument. I doubt you could say the same for your position."
You keep making these idiotic assumptions, like your original "Marixist" bulls**t that got this conversation off on an antagonistic tone from the very start. PROTIP: You don't know a god-damn thing about me, or how I came to my views (on this topic or any other), or what other views I may have held at earlier stages in my life but outgrew (I'll give you one - Libertarianism. Which I now consider an embarrassing faze of idiocy I passed through when I was too young to know better.)
iamacyborgAug 25, 2010
"I consider it irrelevant."
In other words, the distinction between voluntary sex and rape is irrelevant.
"It doesn't have the Earth-shattering importance you attribute to anywhere else but *within* your faith."
Whether an action is forced or voluntary is of the essence.
"Do you UNDERSTAND the DIFFERENCE between XENU and BODY THETANS!"
So, is XENU coercion and BODY THETANS voluntary transactions or the other way around?
"Marxist Bulls**t"
You regard profit as exploitative. You don't grasp the calculation problem. You don't understand the nature of incentives.
"Over here on the rational side of the fence, we recognize that civilization has always, does now, and will always include both. So yelling about that fact while discussing a specfic[sic] case is completely pointless."
That's a complete non-sequitur.
"Both violence and voluntary cooperation exist, therefore it's irrelevant in a specific case whether the means employed are voluntary or based on force."
Yikes.
"embarrassing faze[sic] of idiocy"
Well, I'm certainly glad you grew out of that faze.
juliusthecatAug 21, 2010
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iamacyborgAug 21, 2010
Show me a quote from Franklin advocating a book lending service financed through coercion. I may have judged the man too highly.
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iamacyborgAug 22, 2010
Is this what you're talking about? Because this is apparently a non-profit organization which is not funded by taxation. So, no, unless you have something further to contribute Ben Franking is decidedly stationary in relation to my comments.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Library_Company_of_Philadelphia
youngcebAug 21, 2010
you cant never say ever in internet
mattyboy555Aug 21, 2010
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thecoffeeAug 21, 2010
d(>_<)b
podunkparteAug 21, 2010
b(>_<)b... Damn, couldn't get it turned around
jacoboAug 21, 2010
How do you the backward d's?
kingbpdAug 21, 2010
┌П┐(◣_◢)┌П┐
tyler90wmAug 21, 2010
in HD
djkwokAug 21, 2010
Would be if it wasn't referencing Bash
http://bash.org/?330261
/buzzkill
ronintetsuroAug 21, 2010
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naasukAug 21, 2010
http://i.imgur.com/3X1Il.jpg
A challenger appears.
ninjafideAug 21, 2010
I tried to learn protozoan to get in touch with my roots, but my school didn't offer it.
sealinkAug 21, 2010
Oh Gaia Online. You never fail to amuse.
krillinAug 21, 2010
Says under his name: (Banned or Deleted). He either was so shamed that he left, or was kicked out for his ignorance.
pharmaphoxAug 21, 2010
I was going to mention that, too. I'm guessing a troll that got banned.
zombiesocietyAug 21, 2010
I've seen the question copied and pasted on various forums, so it's probably a troll. Sad thing is someone legitimately asked it once.
wbwbAug 21, 2010
But it also says he made 1184 posts, so he had been there for a while. Probably not a troll but rather made some other offense.
antdudeAug 21, 2010
Would that trick work on other places like Digg, Facebook, etc.? :D
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
First, yes, I get it...
Libraries lend books, but it's not exactly like they have 1000x copies of the latest best seller on hand... I use my local library a lot, and there are wait lists for many books. A "Netflix of books" idea would have been brilliant 10 years ago before e-readers were invented. Hell an e-book rental service ($1-2 to keep the book for a month then it disappears from your device, 25c for each additional week - kinda like a late fee) would probably still do well. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
hanexarAug 21, 2010
My library do that for best sellers. They buy many of them, lend them for 2$ for half the normal period (3 weeks instead of 6), and if you are late, fees are thrice as high. Pretty easy to get a book, unless it is the latest harry potter (which you can find before it is out on the net :)
After a few months, they go to the regular book section.
yacksAug 21, 2010
There is a Netflix-type site for books.. as mentioned in a post above me somewhere..
http://www.bookswim.com/index.html
the post was from fdnyfirefighter
yage2006Aug 21, 2010
No not the dumbest but its pretty far up the list.
corpsegrindAug 21, 2010
So f**king OLD! .
jk_baller23Aug 21, 2010
Well, they have one for textbooks, Chegg.com.
slapdedAug 21, 2010
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chipzmasterAug 21, 2010
I don't like the truth...
zemooseAug 21, 2010
Of course he said that.
ronintetsuroAug 21, 2010
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iwashere2Aug 21, 2010
"eshay lad!"
ripersnifleAug 21, 2010
What's a "book"?
nepidaeAug 21, 2010
how did you make that backwards 'b'?
Closed AccountAug 21, 2010
"How is babby formed?" > Lib-rar-y.
"How is babby formed?" is the quintessential Generation Suck quote. If you were born after 1990, congratulations!
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danbarkerAug 21, 2010
So was your comment.
escoffierAug 21, 2010
but....how is babby formed?