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thoughtsonthisJun 29, 2010
Well that says it all!
timbuc1Jun 29, 2010
Funny, but probably scares off some customers from time to time
stparkinJun 30, 2010
True. What those people don't seem to realize is that whether the sign is there or not, it is going to be true everywhere
murrdpirateJun 30, 2010
Unless they have janitors.
gianthorseJun 30, 2010
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rain12913Jun 30, 2010
I think he's referring to the fact that this sign suggests that the hand might not be washed between these two activities.
dissJun 30, 2010
I hear he uses urinal cakes for coasters!
cps7c5Jun 30, 2010
not in st louis
in a place like that, if they are willing to put the sign up, the people there already know what they are in for
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
stupid customers
Closed AccountJun 29, 2010
GROSS!!! Just another reason not to eat the pretzels at the bar top.
nepidaeJun 30, 2010
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
stephengotlostJun 30, 2010
These pretzels are making ME! thirsty
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTAY!
adharJun 30, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaLpHoZA8E
mrthirstyJul 5, 2010
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
neat0Jun 30, 2010
everybody knows you don't eat the peanuts/pretzels on the bar.
predatorpastaJun 30, 2010
what the heck is a bar top
torikanJun 30, 2010
You'll find out once your teenage years are over.
sognarJun 30, 2010
He just means the bar. In the US/Canada, we don't say bar top. But being obnoxious is cool too.
marleysmJul 4, 2010
i never eat the pee-retzles.........
bukowskyJun 29, 2010
He makes a good point.
displaylistJul 1, 2010
Yep. Except he forgot about gum.
People are so goddamned stupid.
jrod4040Jun 29, 2010
Yep, might want to listen to this one.
mystravenJun 29, 2010
and this is probably true at most small bars
ladfrombradJun 29, 2010
Noted.
ippeyJun 29, 2010
Pennies.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
Ass pennies.
wateryouthJun 30, 2010
I love you
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f7112b01fb/ass-pennies-from-greatest-comedy-sketches
tgc1Jun 30, 2010
That's the guy from Bring It On (don't judge me!) who they hire in the later part of the movie. Funny s**t.
tommedwardsJun 30, 2010
Penny! http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n3eH1jI8AZ8/S8OtcLgx9lI/AAAAAAAARV4/y7-xjQP7WDs/s1600/Desmond%2BLost%2BPenny.jpg
tsk05Jun 30, 2010
Wrong Penny! Here is the real one:
http://www.big-bang-theory.fr/img/personnages/penny/92.jpg
antdudeJun 30, 2010
What about http://www.google.com/images?q=inspector%20gadget%20penny ? She had an awesome computer book!
mrteqJun 30, 2010
Right Penny!
http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/690/690721/inspector-gadget-the-original-series-20060223115624749-000.jpg
stormtrooprJul 1, 2010
Time for a Penny cartoon!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dwCZrdk2SXU/SOmMi1YLUxI/AAAAAAAAARA/jrIYHnpZXZ8/s320/Penny.jpg
parabola9Jun 30, 2010
Time for a Penny cartoon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXibmrq4vbA
tommedwardsJun 30, 2010
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
tomtutsJun 30, 2010
Not Penny's Boat!
cooldude777Jun 30, 2010
sigh
phychJun 30, 2010
http://imgur.com/LLqiG.jpg
antdudeJun 30, 2010
I always wanted that tablet/computer book as a kid. :( Wait, I still want it as an old fart!
snaxieJun 30, 2010
That is clearly a prototype for the Microsoft Courier....
anonnowJun 30, 2010
She is a waitress... in a bar, I doubt she has a degree.
formerbabbyJun 30, 2010
What does a degree have to do with anything? I have met many degree holders whose grammar is worse than SYNTAGS!
schralpyJun 30, 2010
http://imgur.com/3q2Ph.jpg
Best Penny yet.
wicket146Jun 30, 2010
What part of "misspelling aside" didn't you get?
ippeyJun 30, 2010
Maybe the submitter edited it after submission, or maybe I just wasn't paying attention. Either way, just because the submitter noted it in the description doesn't mean I still can't point it out.
speshulJun 30, 2010
Pennis.
no2gatesJun 29, 2010
Spelled "pennies" wrong. FAIL!
nick217Jun 29, 2010Submitter
seriously?
jcb08jJun 29, 2010
spelled a lot of s**t wrong. you fail
hakonanJun 30, 2010
You're too late. FAIL!
writJun 30, 2010
No no that's how the Brits spell it.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
You spelled penis wrong.
shaytan88Jun 29, 2010
well its not mentioned that he doesn't wash those same hands, so I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt. or just drown the germs in liquor
kingbinjiJun 29, 2010
yea ew. its because of cigerettes butts like that i have to pee in the sink
nj10iiJun 30, 2010
I simply like peeing in the sink.
Guys pee anywhere, I've been to concerts where in the mens room there was lines to pee in the sink, and seriously here, there was a line to pee into the drain hole in the middle of the floor...
And that's the way men keep the bathroom lines down to a minimum ladies... (We're uncouth...)
thenikJun 30, 2010
At Bonnaroo (and I'm sure other music festivals) there will be lines forming toward the late hours of the night to pee at the corners of the Port-O-Johns... I think I am going to try to sell them my new invention next year: The Cornerinal.
818diggJun 29, 2010
Thats when you zip up your fly, and walk to another bar.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
Where the staff do the same thing.. clean and serve. This applies to almost every food/beverage service store ever.
818diggJun 30, 2010
Not at the bars I go to.
speedsteamboatJun 30, 2010
Really? I've not once heard of a bar with full time toilet cleaning staff. I think you're full of it.
joot2112Jun 30, 2010
Because your mom does the cleanup there?
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
This reminds me of - (cool story warning)...
The school bathroom where the girls were putting on lipstick and kissing the mirrors, making them really hard for the janitor to clean.
So, during a break, when the girls were in the bathroom...the janitor walked in and dipped the squeegee sponge in one of the toilets and cleaned the mirrors with it.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
how do you find this out?
hurrayforschoolJun 30, 2010
He's the janitor.
mrquackerJun 30, 2010
This was an actual news story on here a while back. I think it only became news because he was fired for doing it.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
...should have been promoted.
hellicusJun 30, 2010
WHAT A TWEEST!
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
Gross, yet oddly arousing.
dlan4327Jun 30, 2010
Thank god I'm not the only one who felt that way.
davekay85Jun 30, 2010
Custodian, bitch!
Either you must've known the janitor pretty damn well or, in this scenario, you were the janitor.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
No, I'm not that clever. But if I knew who this janitor was ... I'd do him.
darwininmotionJun 30, 2010
@mrquacker No, that is a really old joke.
battlecryJun 30, 2010
http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lipstick.asp
May or may not be true. Snopes leans more towards "probably true" which is good enough for me :)
mossman85Jun 30, 2010
cool story bro
cs188Jun 30, 2010
I was waiting for this comment.
fredpilotJun 30, 2010
came here to do it but I see we have others on patrol .. great job
stormtrooprJul 1, 2010
Wasn't really necessary as he already prefaced his post with it.
slashdotordiggJun 30, 2010
Sound like "200 hundred girls and one cup(toilet bowel)". But throw in Megan Fox and some cheap Cgi effects, it will top box office.
theobviouschildJun 30, 2010
Cool story bro-ette.
crackerjack20Jun 30, 2010
The bars I go to have cute female bartenders and the ugly hispanics clean the bathrooms.
giantbirdcrapJun 30, 2010
Do they have wear your white robes monday there too!?!??!
thedudediggsJun 30, 2010
makes me glad we have a smoking ban here.
lexisnexisJun 30, 2010
I'm surprised... that actually was a cool story.
kellbell383Jun 30, 2010
The hands that remove the "penneys" are the hands that didn't get a college degree.
shutupflandersJun 30, 2010
Maybe it's a girl named Penney.
shutupflandersJun 30, 2010
Learned to spell that in college, did you?
starscream77Jun 30, 2010
community college, maybe.
atarioJun 30, 2010
He learned it at JCPenney.
joeblack982Jun 30, 2010
college degree from a university but got into bartending. alcohol sales are recession proof!
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
unless there's a prohibition, then you've gotta become a doctor.
chijim70Jun 30, 2010
lol, rather than respond it's just easier to call you stupid. "penneys" LOL
jmp478Jun 30, 2010
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tgc1Jun 30, 2010
Really? Could be the owner of the bar there smart guy.
voodoodonutJun 30, 2010
Yes... No papered college grad has ever spelled anything wrong.
Unpossible.
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
wat r u talkin bout? ive went too collegge an I kan spel.
voodoodonutJun 30, 2010
Eggsactlee.
seriouzbidnezzJun 30, 2010
What kind of crappy bar makes the bartender clean urinals?
sipsyrupJun 30, 2010
Yeah, that s**t is Charlie work.
userpasswordJun 30, 2010
I love you.
sciraJun 30, 2010
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iceman21Jun 30, 2010
Lots of retail stores make employees clean the toilets, and lots of hospitals make nurses clean the toilets, its disgusting yes but not uncommon.
jambyJun 30, 2010
@Scira
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Kelly_(It's_Always_Sunny_in_Philadelphia)
You're missing out if you haven't seen the show
fetologyJun 30, 2010
Quite a few actually.
alpha19Jun 30, 2010
Not all bartenders are there to look pretty and flirt with guys. Some have to do real work, not limited to just the bar itself.
iceman21Jun 30, 2010
I would not call cleaning toilets *real work*, this kind of thing is done so the place does not have to hire a cleaner, and its a dick move by the employer.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
alpha19Jul 1, 2010
@Iceman21: Clearly you know how to run a business.
idontevenJun 30, 2010
I'm sure the health department would enjoy this.
Thank-you, Bartender.
diskmaster23Jun 30, 2010
I bet your mom would enjoy the bartender.
danconiaJun 30, 2010
The fact that the same hands that clean toilets serve beers isn't a big deal as long as hands are washed in between. Male bartenders fap with the same hand that serves beer but no one cares because they wash their hands in between (or at least are supposed to).
lanopticxJun 30, 2010
PWND!
ljseinfeldJun 30, 2010
The lesson to be learned here is: Do not f**k with people that serve your food or beverages. Ever.
I talk to the drive through kid like he's a cop.
starscream77Jun 30, 2010
Indeed. I once worked as a server in a restaurant, and believe me, when you treat your server like dirt, you food will end up with extra "ingredients" that you may not have ordered.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
why is this comment burried? It was a cool story bro.
p.s. he didn't say HE did those things, he just told the story. maybe he's been in the food business long enough to witness it.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
waldo686Jun 30, 2010
Very true as someone that cooks in the higher end restraunt business I can attest to that. Savor the flavor is a term often used when the customer is a dick hole
gguillornJun 30, 2010
Its always a good idea to be polite to people serving your food. That being said I work in the service industry (fancy term for being a barback) and I would never mess with someone's food, no matter how obnoxious they were. That's just f**ked up.
I might take my sweet ass time bringing them their food, but it will arrive untampered.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
I applaud you, good sir, for not pretending you're bad ass.
atarioJun 30, 2010
Tampering with food is not bad-ass, it's chicken-s**t.
ljseinfeldJul 1, 2010
(probably should mention being a dick to someone that is trying to provide you a service is pretty chicken-s**t as well)
trythinking1stJun 30, 2010
Two words: Rubber Gloves
reigginJun 30, 2010
Yeah but wouldn't you think it was kinda weird if your bartender served you drinks while wearing rubber gloves?
donteJun 30, 2010
Not if the guy had been splashing around in a urinal barehanded minutes before.
trythinking1stJun 30, 2010
Good Point! I wondered why the guy last night had wellington boots on?
lordy1952Jun 30, 2010
still the same hand
bosskeyJun 30, 2010
EMPLOYESS MUST WASH HANDS
newman8rJun 30, 2010
sign never said he doesn't wash his hands after fishing the pennies out of the urinal.... still wouldn't want hi touching y food
gguillornJun 30, 2010
The bathroom door knob probably has more bacteria than the urinal considering the number of people who don't wash their hands and the fact that urine is relatively sterile. Then again I don't really know what I'm talking about.
doublebaconsodaJun 30, 2010
They need to do away with worthless pennies. They just end getting thrown in the gutter or saved up for decades only amounting to a whopping $20.00 which after inflation makes them worth even less.
whoreableJun 30, 2010
Pennies are easily re-purposed for throwing at people who can't drive.
tgc1Jun 30, 2010
Maybe you've handled too many ass pennies. I've seen this. It's ass penny rage. It happens from time to time.
doublebaconsodaJun 30, 2010
Most of my pennies end up in the leave a penny thing. But ass pennies may be a problem.
hu99Jun 30, 2010
If the bartender had a real job I might take him seriously. As it stands, he's the douchebag that males my drinks, so f**k you, bartender and get back to serving me and cleaning the f**king urinals, you uneducated wannabe.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
yargJun 30, 2010
You seem mad. I'd be happy to male your drink without complaint, you scholar.
chijim70Jun 30, 2010
I made as much or more at times while bar tending than I did as a computer technician. If you can't converse intelligently with a broad range of people you won't make s**t. Personally, I'm speaking of downtown Chicago daily communicating with millionaires and famous people to construction workers. I'd be willing to bet my IQ would make you a puerile ape in comparison. I did it for fun taking a break from the IT world and met tons of people in the service industry who were equally brilliant decent human beings. While I have to admit the busboy did the cleaning for the most part.
I'd say, specially since you're being buried, it's clear... you sir are the "douchebag".
harbinger666Jun 30, 2010
I have no words to describe your level of douchebaggery Hu99. I'd say that was a troll attempt but most of your other comments are just as f**king inane. It's thoroughly depressing that people like you exist. In the famous words of Duke Nukem, "Your an inspiration for birth control!"
cps7c5Jun 30, 2010
hes an angy elf
fragmasterflashJun 30, 2010
Time to go bar hopping and tip with ass pennies.
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
The indifference of people is astounding.
I was at the mall today eating dinner at the food court when I see some 17 year old kid drop a whole handful of napkins while walking. He looks at it for a second, considering what to do, then just went and sat down 2 feet from the mess and never picked it up.
Sometimes I feel I'm the only person who takes responsibility for his actions. When I worked in an office it was the same s**t - food exploding in the microwave, dropping coffee, leaving old lunches in the fridge, etc.. they just walk by you and say "Hey, how's it going?" when all you want to say is "good, clean up your f**king mess".
Closed AccountJun 30, 2010
You are the only single person in the entire world who takes responsibility for his actions.
I don't think canonization is out of the question at this point.
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
AMEN TO THAT!
tomtutsJun 30, 2010
I dug you before I read past your first line. I f**ken hate people....
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
man don't be so hard on yourself, it's not your fault you weren't born a butterfly
misterexJul 1, 2010
Oooh office microwaves... I've seen some very nasty ones in my day.
<rant>
One microwave our office had stunk like popcorn every time you used it. That's because these over-weight bitches would cook up some popcorn and pretend they were on a diet. Of course, later that day you'd see them order a pizza and they'd say, "Oh I'll just have a salad for dinner then." Yeah right.
</rant>
grifter801Jun 30, 2010
I find it amusing that people call into question education or station in life because a person chooses to be a bartender and might also be the same person to pick the cigarette butts out of urinals. One man's uneducated bartender is another man's small business owner.
tomtutsJun 30, 2010
They were calling into question his education because his smart-ass sign had a big retarded grammatical/spelling error.
xsubJun 30, 2010
Meh, wouldn't stop me.
rnichiloJun 30, 2010
You eat piss chips?
xsubJun 30, 2010
If they're tostitos
tgc1Jun 30, 2010
Needs more ass pennies.
penelernJun 30, 2010
And everyone says that in Wild West the bartender was the last to die...in this case it would be the first!
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
He's always last to die because he's in the washroom cleaning the urinals.
dagmar31Jun 30, 2010
I think there are some people who aren't understanding the point of the note: If people stopped putting trash and other items in the urinals, the bartender wouldn't need to be cleaning it out.
On another note, they did just recently invent an item called gloves...
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
No I'm pretty sure we all understood the point of the note, but thankyou.
jabbrwockeyJun 30, 2010
Obviously this is Charlie work.
ajjahJun 30, 2010
FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:RE:FWD:RE:RE:RE: THIS WILL SHOW U 2 RESPECT PUBLIC PROPERTY! LOL
d4venportJun 30, 2010
You ALL handle my ass pennies.
(see: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?title=ass-pennies&videoId=60669)
$1 to tgc1
riggoJun 30, 2010
.....I need to tip my bartender more.....
syroJun 30, 2010
This is why businesses need a Terry Tate office linebacker. He wouldn't stand up for that s**t.
bebo666Jun 30, 2010
So the Mexican lady that comes to work at 6AM the next day to clean the entire bar also serves drinks?
jparkinsonJun 30, 2010
uhh definitely depends on the bar. i know plenty of bars in my area that are all run and cleaned by the same people
bruno87Jun 30, 2010
A damn good reason for tipping
anothersoldierJun 30, 2010
no I don't think so, he already gets the pennies in the urinal.
leif777Jun 30, 2010
Pigs that dirty up bathrooms should be forced to clean it up with their faces... Women are the worse.
yazenaJun 30, 2010
That is some cheap bar
voodoodonutJun 30, 2010
That is an average bar.
jaschwaeJun 30, 2010
You are right, they should hire additional cleaning staff and pass on the cost of those extra workers in your beer ...
stromprommerJun 30, 2010
this is why peanut bars are a win.
moriaJul 2, 2010
You know those big bowls of peanuts that some bars have out?
Just think, how many guys go to the toilet and then come back without washing their hands?
breakawayJul 3, 2010
My dick is a million times cleaner than that filthy tap / flush.
ca77Jul 4, 2010
So... I should... NOT buy un-bottled beer and water, is what you're saying.
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
Don't drink n drunk
albinomurshJul 12, 2010
Possibly the funniest thing I've read.
But hey if it gets the point across. The bartender was pretty pissed.