cracked.com — Crime. You just hate that crime, don't you? Whether it's because your parents were brutally murdered, or your television was brutally stolen, you've vowed to do everything you can to stop crime. Not stop it; you want to kick crime's teeth in.
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jaketyson85Feb 4, 2012
saw a bald white dude try to make a citizens arrest at the corner store a few weeks back. no one took him serious AT ALL. only person who ever even has a reason to try that nonsense is a security guard. even then homeboy better be ready to hire a lawyer and go to court. #truth