blogs.laweekly.com — Measuring 3.5 inches from the middle of his closed top lip to the tip of his tongue, Afanasiev's tongue is just 0.36 shorter than that of Stephen Taylor, the world record holder for the world's longest tongue.
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NickCobbJul 25, 2010
Some guys have all the luck
andru87Jul 26, 2010
Some guys have all the 'lick'.
fixed.
skywiseJul 26, 2010
Some guys get all the breaks...
boneheadfarkerJul 26, 2010
Wait...I know that song? What is that? Is that...oh god...OH f**kING GOD NO...NOT ROD STEWART! I'll have that song stuck in my head all day now! f**k! f**k!!! f**kING f**k ON A HOT f**k PLATE! DAMN YOU SKYWISE! DAMN YOU TO HELL!
vermifaxJul 26, 2010
The Robert Palmer original version was better. More sincere.
Closed AccountJul 26, 2010
i know about my luck, even if i have a tongue longer than that, i wouldn't get laid.
i think it is not about the lenght of the tongue or dildo, it is something else....
any idea?
surferessJul 25, 2010
Could be the secret love child of Gene Simmons.
kylescousinJul 25, 2010
Yea, I doubt the girls love him after seeing this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3UEIjV_Vo
hediggmeJul 25, 2010
LMAO! I would've subbed that until I realized he already tried http://digg.com/users/TongueBoyNick
isaacandJul 25, 2010Submitter
no way...haha. I almost regret subbing this now
cfuseJul 26, 2010
@ 0:24 - that is why everything else in that video is irrelevant.
cristinamkJul 26, 2010
disgusting...
exekutorJul 26, 2010
I like this one better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hh4qEjS_Zw
jrod4040Jul 25, 2010
Gene Simmons would be proud.
evilregisJul 26, 2010
Gene Simmons is an ass clown.
emmidiggerJul 25, 2010
Is it possible to be loved by justtttttttttt having a long Tongue....nothing else...
;-))))
chicagojackJul 25, 2010
this guy must think everyone gets to go down on a girl on the first date
swordedgeJul 26, 2010
I think he can lick her G spot.
grumpymonkJul 26, 2010
He can lick his own A spot.
protodonJul 26, 2010
It's strange that girls love him because most penises are longer than his tongue but whatever.
stilesjaJul 26, 2010
But no penis can do what a tongue can do.
Talk.
greenblobJul 26, 2010
Key word: "most"
smegthelightJul 26, 2010
Chances are that after experiencing a 3 inch long tongue that can twist it's tip around, wiggle, and flick, most women would say that 'size doesn't matter'....
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thahmzJul 26, 2010
Dugg for "girls love him".
I bet he can conceive women with that tongue.
modigaJul 26, 2010
That would depend on what he'd been doing right before going down on the girl.
gerbil_juiceJul 26, 2010
The word you're looking for is impregnate, unless you think he's going to become pregnant.
hokie47Jul 26, 2010
Some guys love him too.
protargolJul 26, 2010
He still looks creepy
vtbarreraJul 26, 2010
Gene Simmons would be proud.
higherlogicJul 26, 2010
I don't know about you, but watching a guy eat a girl out in a porn typically warrants a fast-forward until the actual f**king begins.
carstanJul 26, 2010
His name will be Long Tongue Silver
burgerdstJul 29, 2010
Gene would sue him for copyright infringement.
mikeoxbiggJul 26, 2010
....Do you think he can control it or is it just like a sloppy sponge that just falls out of his mouth.
ontainJul 26, 2010
well in his video he can pick his nose with them. charming yes.
somedummyJul 26, 2010
"This is tremendous news!", said my salivating assh**e.
mmgmJul 26, 2010
Who the f**k buried this comment? Funniest thing I've read all day.
iuandarJul 26, 2010
All other comments made me smile, this one made me laugh.
mmgm is right ,how can you bury this?
tangenttempoJul 26, 2010
i really can't handle the imagery conjured up by the phrase "salivating assh**e"
darkmist29Jul 26, 2010
20-Year-Old Has Longest Tongue In U.S Girls -- Love Him
phillymjsJul 26, 2010
'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'
skibadoweebopJul 26, 2010
That guy can lick his own eyball
grindelwaldJul 26, 2010
What a s**tty "super power" to have.
cougar3429Jul 26, 2010
it beats the super amazing ability to grow his fingernails.
iamsmoothJul 26, 2010
:P
mymindgrapesJul 26, 2010
Why do all bad acting careers start with a large appendage?
murrayc1968Jul 26, 2010
I believe that's called "failing upwards"
craigwebJul 26, 2010
Just curious to know why the girls love him so much? The c**toris being on the outside of the vagina I mean? Not like you need a 3.5" tongue to reach that... Just sayin' is all.
furatailJul 26, 2010
You'll understand later.
craigwebJul 26, 2010
Well I'm 29 going on 30 now, so if I don't understand now maybe I never will, huh? Besides.. isn't it what you do with it that counts? That's what your mum always says anyway....Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
trythinking1stJul 26, 2010
That's what *your* mum always says ;P
powderedtoastyJul 26, 2010
Not to be overly graphic or anything, but try sticking your tongue in as far as you can next time. They seem to like that.
murrayc1968Jul 26, 2010
Hot Girl: "Cough-Cough-Cough-HawwwwgsaxfgvbvbZbvzxzxzxxz - Huh...For some reason I have a tickle in my throat"
Stephen Taylor: [pulls tongue out of vagina] "Sorry, that was me, my bad"
fredpilotJul 26, 2010
not all girls actually, some like the cat lick move and hate the tongue bangin.
Closed AccountJul 26, 2010
actually, most women don't care much for tongue-banging. why? because this guys tongue would feel more like a tiny floppy 3.5 inch c**k. his tongue probably has the girth of a midget penis. less vaginal stretching = less nerves that feel the friction. more wetness from saliva = less friction. most women can't even orgasm without c**toral stimulation, and tongue size makes no difference in c**toral stimulation.
firesphotonsJul 26, 2010
Big deal! A guy with an enormous penis and no wallet still uses his hands, conversely, a lousy selfish lover with a huge wallet has a deli counter number taker at his bedside.
andrew9406Jul 26, 2010
Is it cheating if I measure my tongue from my assh**e?
demarkiJul 26, 2010
It appears he is a cunning linguist.
frequentflyerJul 26, 2010
Do we call him Giraffe Man or The Gecko?
Closed AccountJul 26, 2010
"The 20-year-old actor began his career after landing a brief appearance at Nickelodeon's iCarly for his record-breaking tongue. "
Is it just me or is that wildly inappropriate?
WCsharpehJul 26, 2010
I actually saw that episode, the entire time I was watching it I was wondering how well he got to know the staff after filming ;)
thebay6Jul 26, 2010
*spit take*
wateryouthJul 26, 2010
pedobear disagrees with you.
invictus125Jul 26, 2010
That depends.
*googles Miranda Cosgrove's age*
*figures out approximate age at time of filming*
Yes.
diggdojoJul 26, 2010
Lickitung cosplay
wayfarer12Jul 26, 2010
Ra Ra Ah Ah Ah, Roma Roma Ma, Gaga Ooh La La!
fredpilotJul 26, 2010
Bad Comment.
wayfarer12Jul 26, 2010
Explain?
RobMc1991Jul 26, 2010
Reality tv stardom awaits!!
myztryJul 26, 2010
Brandy the Boxer says, "Meh."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdmuJjLr2_M
kaiosamaJul 26, 2010
How the hell does someone claim 'longest tongue in America'?
Like anybody else is checking theirs? :-S
foxifiednutbarJul 26, 2010
This guy's tongue is going to take him far...
mablungJul 26, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp_NeWeqTHk&feature=related
furburgerhelperJul 26, 2010
This comment mentions Gene Simmons.
thebigbadJul 26, 2010
How do they know he has the longest tongue in the U.S.? I don't know a single person who was tested or measured.
amoludareJul 26, 2010
Do the girls love him because the tongue feels good in their vagina?!
rkstarJul 26, 2010
Great, once this gets out, we're all going to get tongue enlargement spam.
basmasta7Jul 26, 2010
I just measured mine. 3.66" from my top lip (using a calibrated set of calipers no less). How do I go about being famous for this?
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kalliusJul 26, 2010
"What in God's name is that thing?"
"He seems to be the reason I am pursued. There are so many things I have yet to understand."
"Does it have a name?"
"Tonguey."
rootsm3Jul 26, 2010
Who cares how long it is? He probably still has no idea what to do with it like most guys.
dilbertJul 26, 2010
Everybody knows it's not the size, it's the way you stick it.
lamwowJul 26, 2010
You don't "stick" women with your tongue. THAT has been your problem all along.
stee1eJul 26, 2010
My friend has a tongue almost as long as this guy's. He told me before though that he doesn't really have a long tongue, but he was born without some part in his mouth that in most people ("normies" I call us) hold the tongue back. So it's more that he can just stick it out further than the rest of us.
After looking at that video, it looks like the same situation. He sticks his tongue out a normal length and then further pushes it all the way out (less control on that extra part too). Maybe some biology expert can enlighten us...?
Not to take away anything from him. If I had this record, it would be on a T-Shirt! :)
ndiderrichJul 26, 2010
So how many licks the G-spot?
techylahJul 26, 2010
His girlfriend says she's been spoiled for other guys.
She's very tight-lipped, though.
surfergirlscJul 26, 2010
I wouldn't love him but I wouldn't mind a hour or two with him.
It would help if he was better looking.