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shenerdFeb 2, 2012
Well, Newt certainly has.
emfkFeb 2, 2012
That was a mental image none of us needed. :-)
shenerdFeb 2, 2012
Believe me, I've never been happier to have a stash of booze in my work desk as after I posted that comment. God bless brain bleach.
ninhFeb 2, 2012
"Bring me a new wife, I had my happy ending with this one"?
PretoriamediaFeb 3, 2012
You dont need anew wife yu need a new life
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linageeFeb 2, 2012
Confucius say: Obesity make the little man shy. (ED)
neverstandstillFeb 2, 2012
Republicans specialty is fu#king people, so this isn't a surprise to me.
novenatorFeb 2, 2012
FTA - "Yep, you heard that right. Republicans—and conservative Republicans, for that matter—reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the least amount of sex. More than half of those who identified as conservative Republicans said they reached climax almost every time they had sex, compared with just 40 percent of liberal Democrats. Sure, these answers are self-reported, but the survey was conducted anonymously online. What reason do they have to lie?"
Interesting article, and a bit surprising honestly. I climax every time I have sex!
mostieFeb 2, 2012
Me too! It's great to be a guy. Though the ladies have a chance at multiples... That's it! I've decided that I won't stop having sex until I too can have multiple orgasms.
dandoniaFeb 2, 2012
It's doable but it involves some Road Trip style techniques.
dandoniaFeb 2, 2012
1) Woman aren't often republicans.
2) Woman who are republicans are in a traditional marriages/against divorce and therefore have sex less but with men they've been married to for a long time.
3) Republican woman in those traditional marriages don't have sex as often because "married people don't have sex". Which means they masterbate more often. Therefore they find out how things work.
4) Female republicans are married to male republicans and they live out in the suburbs. They often have lots of women friends who have nothing better to talk about than sex.
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All of the things I just said are completely made up but it wouldn't surprise me if some of them were reasons for some of the woman.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
rudegarFeb 2, 2012
But WHO give most orgasmes ?
fatiguecareFeb 3, 2012
Of-course Men !!!!
andysasylumFeb 2, 2012
Well, that's because they have freakier sick twisted fetishes.
psypher1Feb 2, 2012
Now that was the answer I was waiting for!!!!
equinox2o12Feb 2, 2012
... and they're jerk-offs.
tomt127Feb 2, 2012
Shouldn't count when they are alone though.
KapsiotFeb 2, 2012
Democrats would feel too guilty if they had an orgasm.
charlesdkraussFeb 2, 2012
Well, they lie and they are obsessed with sex. Go figure.
darwininmotionFeb 3, 2012
But usually obsessed over other people's sex lives, not having it themselves (apart from Newt).
News_AddictFeb 2, 2012
Maybe the real story is Republicans are more likely to lie but then we all knew that.
ninhFeb 2, 2012
Democrats were quick to say "That's because they're wankers."
spartan61Feb 2, 2012
i guess they do love "polls"
rahgzFeb 2, 2012
Coming from an online survey, these results are pretty meaningless. They do serve as advertisement to match.com though.
jlodyga083Feb 2, 2012
of course , they have more money which in turn leads to more sex , either that or it only confirms what I have thought all along , the republican party is nothing but a bunch of jerkoffs
engelbert78Feb 2, 2012
I'll just drop this here: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18391559
foxilityFeb 2, 2012
why are they so angry?
mlw4428Feb 3, 2012
I'm sure Repukes get more orgasms...when you walk around with your head up your ass that HAS to do something for them.
ferretmanFeb 2, 2012
Heh.
tomsinFeb 2, 2012
Or they lie more.
consciousmanFeb 5, 2012
and some of them are freaks
kanzanFeb 5, 2012
Obviously this survey includes orgasms brought on by Sadism, as they are always screwing the people. Judging from the ones here on digg, they can get off on the mental masturbation of comment sections, as well as blowing their loads onto the TV screen while watching Fox News. They also habitually exaggerate their results, hence the renaissance of the Austrian School and Hooverism.
jndarknessFeb 4, 2012
...I don't see anywhere that the male/female or democrat/republican numbers were held constant. If you got 70% male republicans vs. 40% male democrats, your results will be skewed...likewise if the sample was small O.o
drjjlFeb 3, 2012
This is a perfect example of how people in the media often misinterpret and misrepresent survey data. First, no matter how much effort you put into recruiting a representative sample, there are always a lot of people contacted who refuse to participate. And in a survey of sex attitudes, that number tends to be even higher. So, maybe the "conservative republicans" discussed in this article aren't reflective of conservative republicans at large because most of them refused to participate in a sex study in the first place. Second, it's not appropriate to suggest or even imply that your political affiliation affects your sex life based upon survey data. Just because two variables are correlated does not mean that one is causing the other, or even that the association between them is meaningful. For example, I read a report of a different survey today concluding that being republican is linked to lower intelligence. So should we therefore conclude that being republican causes you to be dumber but have better sex? No. But does it make for a sexy headline that generates more clicks? Yes. That's the fundamental problem--reporters are rewarded for writing slanted articles that don't represent the whole truth.
inajeepFeb 3, 2012
You could have changed the republican with democrats throughout the article and I still couldn't care.
FrankLuskaFeb 3, 2012
Boy, just read all the comments, are you Liberals jealous?
sly7765Feb 2, 2012
Wow! and they hit that number without counting all the homosexual ones.
Closed AccountFeb 2, 2012
Nice headline.
FTA: "reported the highest frequency of orgasm of all of the survey respondents, despite having the LEAST AMOUNT OF SEX."
Can we assume sex means "with a partner"? That should tell you all you need to know.
Chronic masturbation, on the one hand, and desperate, infrequent sex on the other.
Not exactly the news I'd want shouted to the world for all to see, but hey, respect for being honest about it, Alan. I'd have thought a hunky gay republican got more action than the average white dude.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
jasonrivasFeb 2, 2012
That's because they're giant dicks.
jaketyson85Feb 2, 2012
cuz democrats are mostly homosexuals!
youareretardedFeb 3, 2012
Of course they do! With all the Republican circle jerking they do you'd expect there to be a big difference!
lol
Sorry I couldn't resist!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
angrycat70Feb 3, 2012
you really should have
Dazza_TucieFeb 2, 2012
Bet they pay for it from the taxes they dodge
quadeFeb 2, 2012
Consent is not a requirement for having orgasms.