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badqatSep 5, 2010
Props and happy birthday to Isa, but I'm thinking I'd rather live half that time and have a ton of sex. But then I'm a bit of a dog, too.
cyberthiefSep 6, 2010
My great grandma lived to 109, she had 6 kids so i am assuming she had sex. I imagine her simple diet, hard work( she had a dairy farm in Friesland) and speed skating kept her healthy.Women in our family have really low blood pressure too , must help too.
bradanomicsSep 6, 2010
Friesland? Is that like McDonaldland?
Closed AccountSep 6, 2010
From what I understand, living long is more due to genes than anything else.
beshirthappySep 5, 2010
Happy Birthday Isa! She's lived this long because she hasn't had to put up with a man. - I keeeeed!
BannedOnTheWebSep 5, 2010
I'd rather die at 53 as someone that has had sex than live twice as long without it.
thediggpiggSep 5, 2010
Lose 53 years of your life for a few shallow moments of ecstasy? You are a hollow little man.
superspaldo707Sep 5, 2010
heh, virgin.
ophelloSep 5, 2010
A few shallow moments? How about a connection of pure bliss that consummates the love you feel for another person? How about participating in the most basic body function next to eating and s**tting?
You are the hollow little man here.
Closed AccountSep 6, 2010
quality of life is much more important than quantity to a lot of people.... you are not going to live forever so why try?
sex is a very important part of the quality part of life to a lot of people
Closed AccountSep 6, 2010
You've clearly never had sex... Contrary to how our culture treats it as just a way to get your kicks, sex, at least sex with someone you love, can be an incredible thing. It's one of the most powerful bonds you can experience with another person. I would not miss out on that for anything.
EngineerbizSep 5, 2010
It would probably be better to die at 53 not having sex than live another 53 more years without it. At least that way your body would take pity on itself and not make you have to suffer any longer.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
dijkstra22Sep 5, 2010
I don't get it she looks hot enough.
redassassin7Sep 6, 2010
You know the best thing about Scottish girls? Their feet are in two different postcodes.
Guess this lady missed the memo...
law1essSep 5, 2010
It's never too late, Isa! Let someone knock that dust off!
abelduarteSep 5, 2010
Sounds like she's a digger.
Closed AccountSep 5, 2010
nope. no such thing as a female digger.
liahSep 7, 2010
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arcadehogSep 5, 2010
Don't be fooled by her game, fellas. She's what they call a "Glasgow Virgin", which means she's been getting it in the pooper for 86 years.
tiduSep 5, 2010
The article did mention that she liked the odd sherry. I can only assume that means anal sex.
ninjaboySep 5, 2010
That means sex with women. She is a 106 year old lesbian, big deal.
croutonicusSep 5, 2010
The best way to live to over 100, is to give up all the things that would make you want to live to over 100.
abadonnSep 6, 2010
Give credit where credit is due, that is a Groucho Marx quote.
oshi44Sep 5, 2010
If she was born 80 years later she could have fit right in here.
indraroopSep 5, 2010
I see what you did there...
parrappaSep 5, 2010
To be honest, that sounds like a terrible life. Sorry Isa that you missed out on an essential part of human nature.
parabola9Sep 5, 2010
Secretary != "high-powered job"
PaulTheBookGuySep 5, 2010
Huh? Depends on where you work. The Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton does okay.
iuandarSep 5, 2010
Muslims, meet what's waiting for you in heaven.
PaulTheBookGuySep 5, 2010
You mean terrorists, right? Stop watching Fox News. They're damaging your brain.
dloch8Sep 6, 2010
Last time i checked the koran was written to all Muslims not just the crazy terrorist type. You sir should watch some more fox news maybe you'll learn something.....Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
donciclonSep 5, 2010
Why do they make it sound like an accomplishment? I mean, as a feat of strength i guess you could say that its an accomplishment. She attended church and choir and golfed all her life to try to fill that empty feeling (no pun intended). If that is the secret to prolonging life, I'd rather enjoy half as much and die content that I fulfilled my instinctive purpose of reproducing (and enjoying it in the process).
absolutelytrueSep 5, 2010
Poor thing. Bless her heart.
bossm4nSep 5, 2010
I don't think it's her heart that needs blessing.
sirsalem13Sep 5, 2010
Someone get this old bird laid for her B-Day!
norse77Sep 5, 2010
Anyone got her number?
po43292Sep 6, 2010
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negative4Sep 6, 2010
rofl
goon540Sep 6, 2010
hahaha best reply on new digg... thank you for making my morning/afternoon...
brandozillaSep 5, 2010
I don't buy it. She was a secretary for a whiskey producer, and we are supposed to believe she's a virgin? She was probably to drunk to remember getting plowed by all the whiskey executives.
mescadSep 5, 2010
Anyone who could disprove her claim probably died at least 20 years ago.
redassassin7Sep 6, 2010
*whisky
This is Scotland after all
wsucougarsSep 5, 2010
"Isa will celebrate her birthday with a cake, champagne, and strippers at the care home where she lives."
I found the strippers part particularly odd...
EngineerbizSep 5, 2010
you mean because her needs have been satisfied so well without them?
bertqbSep 5, 2010
c**k tease
amberiteSep 5, 2010
One paragraph lists her as being a private secretary and the next one is a quote about how she had a "high powered job." Not putting down secretaries or anything, but I don't think you can put them under that heading, or list that as an excuse for not having time for sex.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
04svtSep 5, 2010
she must be a digger.
rodiogalOct 19, 2010
:D lol!
cranSep 5, 2010
... and so dies her line with her.
rudegarSep 6, 2010
she's doing coke?
HiClassTasteSep 5, 2010
All she is doing is missing out on life experience
Closed AccountSep 5, 2010
i wouldn't count out the whole procreation thing either.
newsdudeSep 5, 2010
I like hard to get, older women. I'd do her!
paulcooperSep 5, 2010
Meh, to me it seems like she was a church going lesbian, but chose the church because being gay is 'wrong'. In a way, you could say all girls who realize they are gay at a young age are 'virgins' right?
lyfewaterSep 5, 2010
I'm having a little trouble. I DIDN'T THINK THE UPDATE WAS THAT BAD....I've been on digg for about a year now. I just lurk around, looking for good, funny, and informational articles to read, as most users do. I don't comment, but I read the comments. Now, I'm looking at the front page, and I don't see anything. I know people are upset, and I am too, but I closed the page, and I thought, what website can I go to now? And the only thing, that came to mind, was reddit.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
arifilyasSep 5, 2010
WOW!!!!
cattleyasSep 5, 2010
i dont believe shes never even been kissed. that MUST be a lie.
npcabralSep 5, 2010
I'd hit it.
jman491Sep 5, 2010
When she dies, there's going to be a very pissed off dead terrorist that gets her as one of his 72 virgins.
remy1985Sep 5, 2010
She is the anti Kim Cattrall.
th3wh1terabb1tSep 6, 2010
What's her Digg account name?
fbtero14Sep 6, 2010
Happy Birthday Isa! If she is indeed telling the truth, then I commend her for spending all her life with her brother & sisters and for enjoying her chosen activities.
lycao25Sep 6, 2010
Coming soon, to a theater near you....
sab0tageSep 6, 2010
She plays golf? That makes her a lesbian right?
daulfinhamperSep 6, 2010
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TheyKilledDiggSep 6, 2010
I say quality of life over quantity of life.
nilisheSep 6, 2010
Was it a luck of opportunity?
nilisheSep 6, 2010
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julian88888888Sep 6, 2010
Why can't I bury this?!
rudegarSep 6, 2010
give it time
dragandraganSep 6, 2010
if your'e a virgin.. thumb me up
intensevisualsSep 6, 2010
I'd still hit it.
omgprestonSep 6, 2010
I wonder if she thinks a penis feels like a bag of sand
LennydaVinciSep 6, 2010
As though women need yet ANOTHER excuse to not give it up . . .
liquidramSep 6, 2010
I feel sorry for her.
rudegarSep 6, 2010
truth or trying to raise the price people will pay her to do a granny porn flick ?
licandresSep 6, 2010
what a loser hahaha
Closed AccountSep 6, 2010
Just spread those piss flaps back and go for it! I can only imagine the noises she would make