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Closed AccountAug 2, 2010Submitter
"In 2006, after Benny Hill Ministries asked for donations specifically towards a new Gulfstream G4SP jet for Benny Hinn."
I must have missed that part in the Bible where it says that Christian leaders should only fly around in private jets.
hediggmeAug 2, 2010
Benny Hill LOL
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010Submitter
*DOH!*
hediggmeAug 2, 2010
Sure you did http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=c9U_lWmAsYM
wondertwinsAug 2, 2010
Wow that Bennyhillifier actually makes the video that much more enjoyable
hackiavelliAug 2, 2010
It kinda works.
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dc9U_lWmAsYM&start1=17&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZnHmskwqCCQ&start2=5&authorName=
(Mute left video)
mywhitenoiseAug 2, 2010
Why didn't you just highlight the sentence and press Ctrl + C?
oryxAug 2, 2010
Cause "Benny Hill" works so much better
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
This is a guy who teaches something called the "prosperity gospel". It's completely bogus...
http://www.gotquestions.org/prosperity-gospel.html
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Is there any so called gospel that is not 100% bogus? Why?
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
To an atheist such as yourself...probably not. As a Christian I believe in the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
nullcodesAug 2, 2010
No, you believe in what you think the Gospel of Jesus Christ says.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Here you are again. What a surprise.
fr0stbyte124Aug 3, 2010
@nullcodes
Yeah. Too bad it's not written down or anything.
faffcatAug 3, 2010
Quirk is making a reasonable point and getting dugg down. I'm an atheist but I distinguish between well intentioned Christians (and you can quote the scary parts of scripture all you want but it doesn't stop well intentioned Christians from being nice people - my grandmother was one such, she spent a lot of her spare time volunteering for various charities), and exploitative ****s like this Benny Hinn character.
If you are an atheist and you are incapable of making such an easy distinction, then you can take any smugness you may derive from considering yourself a rational being and stick it where the sun don't shine because you clearly are not capable of forming rational thoughts, merely parroting them.
byeverywordAug 2, 2010
Private Jets are needed for many professions where the time in between scheduled events is scarce.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Hinn doesn't need to be anywhere that quickly except to try to tell more people to give him more money so he can be more places more quickly to tell more people to give him more money....
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
i cannot believe there's someone who's trying to justify this assclown's purchase of a private jet using donations to a church! I can die now seeing as i have now seen everything.
unforeseen123Aug 2, 2010
Benny Hill was the FIRST thing I thought of ... this music would be better in the background - no?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
nullcodesAug 2, 2010
There is nothing you want to do that you can't find justification for doing in the Bible.
aloysiusdiggAug 2, 2010
I'm willing to bet you've never even read the bible
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVhvhk_V85A
cwmatherAug 3, 2010
I'm a Christian, and this crap doesn't represent me.
dougm68Aug 3, 2010
I'd love to goto this church. I'd be LMAO all through the sermon.
brian1cjAug 3, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
That is terrible! Well now it is time for me to break out some "Jesus Juice".
treytravisAug 2, 2010
Dugg for jesus juice
slipperyottterAug 2, 2010
im sure jesus juice has 100% more healing powers than jesus jacket.... unless you are suffering from a cool breeze
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
It's the propofol that provides the magic ;)
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Of the many failed religious products, the following I think is the most epic fail ever to come out of a religious company:
http://www.smokeandashes.net/images/2008/04/17/jesusfailed.jpg
jj101Aug 2, 2010
Really! I think thats great. Where's it from I want one!!
nullcodesAug 2, 2010
There is nothing you want to do that you can't find justification for doing somewhere in the Bible.
There is nothing you don't want me to do that you can't find disapproval of somewhere in the Bible.
nortelAug 2, 2010
haha... love it!
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Get your own Holy Spirit Jacket today!!
Only $19.99! And for a limited time only get a free Holy Spirit Bat!! Use it to exorcise those real tough demons! Order NOW!!!
pilgrim3970Aug 2, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Dugg for "love gift"
(what a crock)
acegidAug 3, 2010
Someone already bought it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWIPJS6qBGs
pbhnetworkAug 2, 2010
Why do we let people get away with such obvious scams?
jeemboAug 2, 2010
Stupid people need to get f**ked over every now and then. Helps in the "stop being a moron" process.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Because the only ones affected by it deserve to be scammed.
If you need someone to tell you that this is bulls**t, you're probably going to lose your money in some other equally ridiculous way.
inajeepAug 2, 2010
Think about those who are steeped in that crap from day one of birth. Sometimes they need protection from themselves. Break the cycle so to speak.
ofoarheffinsakeAug 3, 2010
Yeah! The poor, desperate, and/or mentally infirm deserve to be scammed out of their money!
Shouldn't Christians be actively campaigning against this guy? I thought helping the poor and destitute was one of their big things, so I would think that scamming them out of their money would be kind of a no-no as far as they were concerned.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Because they call it "religion" rather then a 411-Nigerian scam which it in reality is, the whole religion-mythology thingy.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
"Religion is the worlds oldest advanced-fee scam!"
Not to mention government sanctioned and tax-free.
What a f**king racket.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Christians that attend services like this one will believe anything they are told. That's why Benny Hinn is a millionaire. He knows what he's doing.
zardayAug 3, 2010
*One day while backstage: "I bet next week I can get people to pay me to smack them in the face with my jacket"
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
because people like to think their religion can do no harm, so they ask no questions and assume guilt only on the part of people not in their religion
crackyflipsideAug 3, 2010
Using magic in the presence of Muggles... such a clear violation of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy will not bode well with the Ministry.
jrod4040Aug 2, 2010
What a f**king quack. I can't wait until this game has to have his Jimmy Swaggert moment crying on TV.
breadfredAug 2, 2010
He should be persecuted for swindle - and practicing medicine without a license. Jail the f**king bastard.
xt0ph3rAug 3, 2010
I agree, as do many others. Hinn is a c**kroach, though. Always seeming to survive. Even after a Senate investigation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benny_Hinn#Criticism_and_controversy
jantikAug 2, 2010
With Christians like this who needs Atheists?
spinningheadAug 2, 2010
We need atheists because of Christians like this.
jj101Aug 2, 2010
We need atheists because of christians.
/too soon by a hundred years or so?
thecoffeeAug 3, 2010
More like 600 years too late
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pilgrim3970Aug 2, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
I found my career change.
If you can't talk sense into stupid evangelists...you might as well con them.
artosrcAug 2, 2010
In related news, angry man "harms" people with "raging fists."
zoshchenkoAug 2, 2010
How can anyone with even one functioning brain cell watch something like this and think there is any value to religion whatsoever? There is a whole auditorium full of people cheering and clapping as they watch this amateur freak show on the stage. Are these people otherwise "normal" - out there driving on the roads, working in the mall, raising families and mixing among us?
I'm scared.
pharmaphoxAug 2, 2010
Not all religions are even remotely like this....
With that said, it's astounding that so many people buy into these idiots.
elmundio87Aug 2, 2010
Actually I'd suggest that he's a rather clever man.
It's not easy making $200 million dollars for doing practically nothing at all
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
"Are these people otherwise "normal" - out there driving on the roads, working in the mall, raising families and mixing among us?"
Yep. It's a free country.
I think Hinn is a huckster, but his followers are pretty harmless folks.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
insightfulAug 2, 2010
Hate to go Goodwin on you but that is like saying Hitler is an assh**e but his follows are harmless folks.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
You're comparing Benny Hinn to Hitler? Really? On what basis?
Or are you saying that all Christians are like Hitler-followers?
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
"You're comparing Benny Hinn to Hitler? Really? On what basis?"
They're both crazy for starters (DSM IV-TR axis 3 personality disorders including narcissistic personality and delusions of grandeur, among many others) but I'm not the one try to rationalize against a near-term apocalypse because out of the 6 billion people in the world more than half of them are content with a religion, or lack of a religion, that's different from your own.
jrackowAug 2, 2010
@l0rdishtar, speaking of 6 billion people... The big difference is that one of them slaughtered one thousandth of that number through a message of hatred.
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
@jrackow I think more people have been murdered in the name of God than for any other reason, far outnumbering the third reich
Aggregated throughout recorded history Hitler doesn't hold a candle to the deaths caused by religion (holy wars, crusades, jihads etc)
Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
You think, Ishtar? What about those helped in the name of God? Many religions do incredible charitable work.
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
Yes I do think religion has done far more bad than good if that is your question. There is an awful lot of historical evidence documenting and supporting this. My specific post was comparing what took place in Germany during the 1930's with the historical aggregated body count of religiously motivated wars. In some ways the body count in Germany during that period can be attributed to religious persecution, in fact the Catholic Church maintained a policy of non-intervention while Hitler was hard at work. But that's just a very tiny segment of the 20th century - I'm talking all the way back to the beginning of recorded history. Native Americans were slaughtered in part because of the "manifest-destiny" idea that the Christian God was on the side of the Americans and Native Americans were labelled "savage" and their culture systematically destroyed. Between that, the dark ages, the inquisitions, and so on continues to support the idea that people of different faiths are unable to co-exist.
In fact just last week I read a statement you wrote about how a near-term apocalypse would be a bad idea because not enough people have been converted to "your" religion of choice. Since there are 5 - 6 billion people in the world, 40% of them Christian and many with religions far older and more esoteric than the Bronze-age Christianity you support, you surely don't expect them to convert willingly - or without a fight do you? Would you? Just another example of the inherent intolerance built in to religions that feel they must "evangelize" and convert others to. The charitable work you speak of is often at the expense of local culture and history, and it still doesn't outweigh the death toll, in my humble opinion anyway.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
"In fact just last week I read a statement you wrote about how a near-term apocalypse would be a bad idea because not enough people have been converted to "your" religion of choice."
This is certainly and oversimplification of what I said. On that thread, people were saying that Christians somehow WANT the apocalypse to happen tomorrow. I explained that most Christians would rather NOT have the apocalypse tomorrow...because they would rather have more people have the opportunity to hear the Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Do you think a near-term apocalypse is a GOOD idea?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
@quirkopatra If I mis-characterized what you were saying last week then I apologize, it's been a few days and my memory is a bit fuzzy. To answer your question, no, first I don't believe that a supernatural Christian style apocalypse where Jesus comes floating down on a cloud and tells all the peace loving Buddhist monks, Taoist, Hindus, Muslims and a hundred other religions "see I told you so, now you're going to hell!" is actually within the spectrum of realistic possibilities, but it is pretty factual that eventually humanity as we know it will not be sustainable on this planet.
Humans have only been around for an infinitively minor fraction of the Earths actual age (as we know from geology, astronomy, radio-carbon dating etc) so at some point we will go extinct or the Earth will die like Mars did. But I'm a bit of an optimist and I think we are capable of being better than we have been in the past and are right now, and you know we're a creative bunch, hopefully our technology will sustain us well into the future. It would be a shame if our technology became greater than our humanity.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Apology accepted. I'm actually a pretty optimistic Christian.
avengingturnipAug 2, 2010
Because that is not religion. That is a carnival sideshow.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
I don't know a single Christian that thinks Hinn is anything other than a shyster.
leif777Aug 2, 2010
He's selling snake oil with jesus on the bottle. People have have been buying this s**t for centuries.
thekilldoctorAug 2, 2010
Religion IS a carnival sideshow.
avengingturnipAug 2, 2010
Atheism IS the Cambodian killing fields. See how easy that is.
thekilldoctorAug 2, 2010
Religion sells an idea based upon a deity for money.
See how easy it is to state a fact? Can't find yours... just a snide remark.
alaskan57Aug 2, 2010
There doesn't have to be any money involved. Most of the people sitting in the pews at your local church probably aren't putting anything in. It's entirely donation based. You put in what you feel like putting in.
avengingturnipAug 2, 2010
All those vows of poverty contradict your 'fact'. Hmm, it seems that you might be the master of the snide comment.
esantipapaAug 2, 2010
I vow to be poor, please help me buy a Jet.... jackass...
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Well, any church will take you for free. The Old Testament says 10%...the New Testament doesn't, but suggests tithing should depend on income. I makes sense for Christians to give something to the church, since they don't charge you a fee and they are non-profit. Also, many Christians may choose to give more in order to help the church with charitable causes.
thekilldoctorAug 2, 2010
Riiiight... religion doesn't need money according to your logic. Religions even have their own theme parks which is pretty damn close to a carnival. I looked up on the internets hunting for your Atheist Cambodian Theme park. Maybe you'll have better luck praying to your zombie pal for guidence. Get back to me on that one would you please? Thanks so much!!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
lolcoelacanthAug 2, 2010
>>implying religion is anything but a carnival sideshow
Why do you think churches introduced stain glass windows and beautiful art? To get butts in the seats.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
"I don't know a single Christian that thinks Hinn is anything other than a shyster."
How about the 20,000 of them that are in the audience in that video? The people that go to his meetings are genuine Christians. They believe in Jesus, and they think they might get a healing from Hinn.
He's not making $200M a year from people who don't believe he's for real.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
ziffel - I don't know any of those people in Hinn's seats. None of the Christians I know revere Benny Hinn. Are we clear now?
"Why do you think churches introduced stain glass windows and beautiful art?"
Well, this might get people in the seats ONCE...but after that, it would be same old same old.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
avengingturnipAug 2, 2010
None of the avowed religious I know have a private jet..... jackass.....
esantipapaAug 12, 2010
Huh? You know one... Mr. Benny Hinn...
propethicAug 2, 2010
It's called evangelism, the scariest aspect of christianity/catholicism, even scarier is that we have politicians who would identify as such
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
No...this is what most Christians would identify as a false prophet teaching his own version of the Bible, featuring the "prosperity gospel".
lolcoelacanthAug 2, 2010
I went to a Canadian Evangelist church for my entire childhood, and it was NOTHING like an American Evangelist church. Well, only in terms of eccentricity, as it was just as crazy in terms of dogmatic assertions. The pastor even thought rock and roll was of the devil.
smpaisnutrientsAug 2, 2010
pot calling the kettle black. you want to talk about how dumb this is but then you make a sweeping generalization about all religions and religious people based on 90 seconds of video. Must be nice to be able to ignore all the good that religion has done in history, just to make yourself look smart.
Yes many horrid things have been done in the name of various gods and beliefs, but you are not allowed to write off the opposite side of the coin when making a statement on any group of people, not if you want your argument to be valid. Atheists do appalling things, too.
mriceeAug 2, 2010
Any *good* done by religions over the course of history has been way overshadowed by all the outstanding *bad* done by religions.
wild9Aug 2, 2010
Couldn't we say this about a lot of things? Governments with getting people into wars to kill each other, science with developing weapons for people to kill each other faster, etc?
lolcoelacanthAug 2, 2010
Atheists, however, do not do appalling things in the name of atheism.
Sure religion has been a useful tool for society building in the past, but we have outgrown it; it now exists as an intellectual weight on society.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
smpaisnutrientsAug 2, 2010
you're being small minded here. stop saying religion is a weight on society. that is NOT the case, it is idiot people that weigh down on society. There are idiots in religion, idiots in government, idiots who believe in nothing. There are so many religious people that don't kill, belittle, or harm anyone, but all you and people like you see is your own ego.
It must be nice to ignore homeless shelters, soup kitchens, domestic abuse help centers, disaster victim assistance, assisted living homes, etc. that religious groups have done. After all, those things don't play into your view of religion as a bane on humanity. after all, there are nut cases on tv that hit people with jackets! and assh**es who hate other religions! what good is religion when there are preachers who say silly things in their buildings? not at all like good, atheist folks like you. No Godless individual ever committed any sort of atrocity.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
"It must be nice to ignore homeless shelters, soup kitchens, domestic abuse help centers, disaster victim assistance, assisted living homes, etc. that religious groups have done"
Having been heavily involved with American Christianity for 20+ years (in the past), I can tell you that those things you named are done, not out of sheer love and charity, they are done to WIN CONVERTS. Those "free" meals come with the price of having to listen to Jesus spiels, the homeless people are pressured to join the cul-- excuse me, religion.
Religion IS a bane on society, and has been since forever. Islam is a key example of what it is when it goes unchecked. Religion, at it's core, is tribal. It's a tool for social control, and an instigator of wars. ("my god is better than your god!"). Are all the people who believe bad? of course not, but I'm not talking about grandmas who bake cookies for the Sunday school kids, I'm talking about the root level - about those in power over religion.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
"Atheists, however, do not do appalling things in the name of atheism."
Yet. But have you seen what they write on Digg?
smpaisnutrientsAug 2, 2010
then stop using incorrect terminology. You have a problem with manipulators, stalwarts, and zealots. Religion at its core is not the beast you are making it out to be. I am Christian, and am none of the things you state. I have no problem with other religions or the people who support them. You seem to think that if we take away religion then the world will embrace an Atheist Peace, but this is simply NOT the case. Subtracting religion will simply make people find a new thing to flock around, a new thing to kill for.
Oh also, 'having to listen to Jesus spiels...' Come on guy, what do you expect? They are of course going to try to spread word of something they believe in. You are doing the same thing right now, with atheism. Atheists might not believe in anything, but that doesn't stop them from trying to convert people.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
...I don't know and maybe there are ... but are there atheist organizations out there feeding and clothing people on the level that religious organizations do?
At least you get a hot meal.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Also, someone probably said, "Jesus loves you and so do I..." what a terrible message.
raskaliAug 2, 2010
Seriously, you might as well ask if anyone on digg have a functioning brain cell as well. The same stories day after day, the same comments made ad infinitum about topics like Macs and Sarah Palin, and pictures of boobs.
Religious stuff like this is no worse, or different, than the inanity of digg. On the front page at the moment are stories on the: iPhone, iPad, cat heroes, dating myths, music videos...talk about brainless.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
"The same stories day after day, the same comments made ad infinitum about Macs and Sarah Palin, and pictures of boobs. "
This of course begs the question ... why the f**k are you still here then? And participating, no less!
stilesjaAug 2, 2010
Blasphemy! Don't you talk about my digg that way!
davenp0rtAug 2, 2010
We don't worship LOLcats, though. There's a very broad line between brainless entertainment and brainless religion.
davenp0rtAug 2, 2010
I grew up in Pentecostal churches and I can promise that every church I ever went to was exactly like this, minus the magical jacket. When I was young, I used to think it was hilarious watching all of the people babbling and falling out on the floor. Then I got older and realized that people took those sideshows seriously. Needless to say, I wholeheartedly embraced atheism.
hellman109Aug 3, 2010
Its called hope, and its been exploited forever.
komgolAug 3, 2010
"Are these people otherwise "normal" - out there driving on the roads, working in the mall, raising families and mixing among us?"
Not only are they doing all of that, but also... they're voting.
fraglessoneAug 2, 2010
This is the single greatest moment in all of human history. Infact, nothing will ever be the same for me after seeing this video, like a permanent scar of awesomeness in my brain. I will take my memories of the jesus jacket with me to the grave and beyond knowing that nothing will ever be this awesome again.
Yep, all downhill from here.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
The single greatest embarrassing moment in all events of human history?
leif777Aug 2, 2010
My coat can't do that.... stupid coat.
phillipjfry3000Aug 2, 2010
Instead of putting bricks in your washing machine (as we had learned yesterday), try putting them in your coat pockets. See if that helps.
leif777Aug 2, 2010
genius...
roland1232Aug 3, 2010
I say, smashing post, old chap.
tomt127Aug 2, 2010
They sell them at Walmart.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
"My coat can't do that ..."
Neither can Benny Hinn's.
hetmanAug 2, 2010
Jesus needs your money. What can you say? Some people just suck when it comes to finiances. No one is perfect.
hschronicAug 2, 2010
You would think with all the money people say to give in his name that he could manage his money better.
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
And he always needs a little more (tax free, of course) Religion takes in billions of dollars every year, imagine if all that capital had been put to something useful over the last thousand years, especially something less divisive.
inajeepAug 2, 2010
Like education and alternate energy.
bdog2g2Aug 2, 2010
Well to go the conservative route. Why should I give Jesus (not Hey Zeus) my hard earned money? I worked hard for my money to do and get things I want, not to give to some lazy bum who doesn't want to work and wants to live off government welfare.
If Jesus wants money, then he can do what I did. Get a job you freaking bum. Stop living of the socialist teet.
jj101Aug 2, 2010
He could be perfect but is deliberately imperfect lest you prove his existence through his miracles of accounting. Or somethings like that.
jtotheoeAug 2, 2010
coulda done without the second half of that video
kylescousinAug 2, 2010
Wow, the average IQ of that crowd must be the lowest ever recorded in any group, anywhere, ever.
smpaisnutrientsAug 2, 2010
It isn't the coat, he's got Holy Materia in the pockets.
mrgeekguyAug 2, 2010
Anybody else think he looks like Leo Laportes creepy Indian brother?
sonofporkinsAug 2, 2010
This Week in Maniacal Shucksters
jamsptAug 2, 2010
"A fool and his money are soon parted." (Paraphrased)
- Dr. John Bridges' Defence of the Government of the Church of England
absurdistAug 2, 2010
If anyone else was pulling this kind of fraud without the color of religion, they would be prosecuted for fraud and quackery. It's time to remove protections from criminal fraud from charlatans like this for the same reasons that we should remove protections against criminal prosecution form corporate officers.
flip2tripAug 2, 2010
I'm with you but where is the fraud? He makes claims about healing but if you don't get healed it's "the will of god" and you just have to deal with it. It's a hell of a scam to be sure, but there are no signed documents, no promises made, and the money given is a donation, not a payment for services.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
absurdistAug 2, 2010
po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
schabelAug 2, 2010
The Blazer of Christ compels you! (It's actually a suit jacket, but that doesn't sound the same)
balurdoAug 2, 2010
I believe in God, but honestly, how can anybody believe this SHÏT ?!?!?!?
This is ridiculous.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
So you believe in a guy who turns water into wine, parts the sea, raises people from the dead ? All that is A-OK to believe but it's crazy to believe in the healing powers of a jacket supposedly anointed by that same guy?
OK.
kylescousinAug 2, 2010
You are the type that gives us atheists a bad name. At least inform yourself first.
Jesus turned water into wine, not God, Mozes opened the sea, not Jesus or God. And raising people from the dead? Sigh...
That aside, I still come to the same conclusion as you. Believing in God is just as insane as believing this man's healing powers.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
@kylecousin
We don't need to read the stories in greek mythology to know that the stories are fiction and bulls**t. In the same way we don't need to read the bible/koran/etc. to know that it's bulls**t.
kylescousinAug 2, 2010
@CharlestDKrauss
Don't agree at all, you can't form a 100% solid opinion about something without knowing what it's about. The same applies the other way around; Religious people dismissing evolution without reading the origin of species. Do you respect their opinion if they don't read that book? I don't, they didn't read the origin of species, they know nothing about evolution. Their opinion is meaningless.
I was an atheist before I read any religious book, and still am after reading it. But it has drastically changed my views of what religion is about. If anything, it was a huge confirmation for my atheism.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
Did you read ALL of the stories of EVERY god that has ever been written about? Did you read about faeries? Did you read about leprechauns? Did you read about the flying spaghetti monster? Did you read about purple unicorns?
Hang on, let me make up something...
There is a being called Jagalafrockstermon that has exactly 85% of the abilities of Yahweh. Make sure you read up on him too before you tell me it's false.
kylescousinAug 2, 2010
@CharlesDKrauss
There is one big difference: nobody believes in the Jagalafrockstermon, billions of people in the world believe in a supernatural being. So it's interesting to find out why that is the case and read up on the most common religions. Especially if you want to debate a religious person, it's just more fun if you know all the stories they believe in!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
"nobody believes in the Jagalafrockstermon,"
So? How does that have anything to do with the Jagalafrockstermon's reality? Perhaps those billions of people have been living their lives blindfolded.
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
@kylecousin
Debating a religious person is like a geologist debating a flat earther.
I will agree that it can sometimes be helpful when debating them to understand some of what they are saying. But I'm sure as hell not going to study their crazy ideas just to verify they are false, I already know they are false.
kylescousinAug 2, 2010
So you're promoting blind belief then? You don't read about evolution, you don't read about religion. That's not much better than religious people with blind faith. You accept that there is no God, they accept that there is a God... You both have no arguments to back it up.
To each their own, but I prefer to be an atheïst with some knowledge about why I decide not to believe.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
No, its not blind non-belief. The crux of the argument is written in big letters on every temple door. What he's saying is why read all 13 books of the wheel of time when you know at the outset that its a FANTASY STORY.
God's reality would be carved into every person's mind if he were real. There would be no room for doubt unless God needed doubt, and God wouldn't need doubt or He wouldn't be God. There is no reason to explore the idea beyond that.
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
@kylecousin
Don't misunderstand me. I'm quite knowledgeable about science and to a lesser degree philosophy. I am always reading about this type of stuff. But I see no reason to study biblical literature or any other religion/god. I may study the religious person's arguments, so I can find a better way to counter their arguments, but that's about it.
Thanks StaticThunder, you have a good way of elaborating further on what I'm trying to say lol Sometimes I'm not the best at explaining things.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
xkcd has a good cartoon about this
http://xkcd.com/154/
I am only troubled when these people try to impose their will upon me. I am not interested in debating or researching that which is obviously untrue.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
"At least inform yourself first. Jesus turned water into wine, not God, Mozes opened the sea, not Jesus or God"
Funny that you told him to inform himself.
"Jesus turned water into wine, not God"
uh, according to the story - JESUS IS GOD.
"Mozes opened the sea, not Jesus or God"
First of all, it's Moses, MoZes, secondly, Moses didn't do s**t. He raised his cane in the air, God parted the sea" Moses was powerless. Read the stories again (or for the first time) and speak when you know what you're talking about.
jj101Aug 2, 2010
LOL! This comment beautifully demonstrates the difference between atheists and believers. None of you believe in god and yet you're all arguing over what it takes to be able to say that. Great stuff.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
Right, because believers ALL believe in God and never argue over who has it right?
jj101Aug 2, 2010
lol static. Good point, well made. It just reminded me of Dawkins comparing organising atheists as like trying to herd cats seeing a bunch of atheists (like me!) arguing over wether you have to read teh bible to say if its fiction or not.
I don't think it sucks to be me, but I guess I can't be sure till i've tried being someone else ; )
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
Because there is no agenda among atheists. Just a shared lack of belief.
I'm a militant atheist. I have no interest in debating people on it and no patience anymore for people who think we have some duty to respect people who believe in bulls**t, and furthermore acquire a deep understanding of their PARTICULAR bulls**t, anymore than I have to respect and understand someones heartfelt belief that we didn't land on the moon or that we should all kill ourselves to catch a ride on the spaceship behind Halley's comet.
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
@StaticThunder
That's what I'm talkin about!
Wish you could join me and my friends in Oklahoma. We're anti-theists and we seem to be the only 3 in the whole damn state. Ideally I'd love to get one more of us and sit around at a table and talk about religion for a couple of hours and record it, kinda of like the four horsemen (dawkins, hitchens, dennet, and harris) video on youtube if you've seen it. Awesome!
kylescousinAug 3, 2010
"Ideally I'd love to get one more of us and sit around at a table and talk about religion for a couple of hours and record it"
First you say that you don't want to know anything about it, because it's too obviously all bulls**t, and then you want to discuss it with someone? You're trying to be like Dawkins? You know that Dawkins actually knows what he's talking about and has done more research than anyone else about the topic. You can't debate like the "four horsemen" - because you don't have the knowledge to start any decent discussion.
We're still on the same side, we both can't stand religion, but I don't think any serious debate about it can be done with you.
charlesdkraussAug 3, 2010
@kylecousin
Don't try to tell me what we can and can't do lol We are not stupid.
We don't have to have the knowledge of Dawkins to debate religion, among other topics. We have plenty I assure you.
You may be an atheist, but you sure are not an anti-theist.
staticthunderAug 3, 2010
"Dawkins knows every single small detail about the Bible and the Quran, he has solid arguments very every ridiculous story in the book. You can't have those arguments, because you don't know what those books are about."
So you still think you can argue someone into not believing?
More's the pity.
staticthunderAug 3, 2010
Furthermore, I don't WANT to be like Richard Dawkins and neither should you. I have a life, a career and a family that are far more important than converting the masses to atheism. I'm not interested in being a demagogue begrudgingly respected by atheists on digg - as if thats a good tihng.
You actually WANT to argue Biblical and Quranical minutia? What's WRONG WITH YOU?
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yup, makes perfect sense.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
ALL HAIL ZOMBIE CHRIST!
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
@Balurdo
I believe in fairy tales. Do I too get to feel superior to these people?
atomheartmotherAug 2, 2010
Really? They're obviously not ones which lead to any kind of contentment or peace of mind, as evidenced by your angry cynicism.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
You seem a lot more concerned about my cynicism and anger than your own, which I find both misplaced and hilarious.
atomheartmotherAug 2, 2010
Oh I couldn't tell you much about scripture, as I'm not a practicing Christian. What is evident though, is many of the people who are seem generally at peace with themselves, unlike bitter, malcontented atheists like yourself.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
Keep talking, the truth behind your lie gets funnier every time you post.
atomheartmotherAug 2, 2010
Oh come on dude, don't pretend that you're not miserable and self-loathing. Admit it, you're STILL depressed, and like most of your ilk it angers you to no end that others are "just too stupid" to be just as afflicted and agonized as you are:
http://digg.com/nintendo/Goldeneye_PIC?t=31871957#c31901500Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
I am? News to me. It seems that you have way more problem with misery and loathing than I do, or you wouldn't be a Digg Necromancer.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
... and while AHM runs off to practice his google-fu on my posting history to find where I said 9-11 wasn't a big deal compared to how much we don't give a s**t about deaths from the flu or car accidents, I've got work to do that doesn't involved arguing with ignorant blow-hards.
atomheartmotherAug 2, 2010
It's easy to accidentally hit the enter key twice when you're really angry, isn't it?
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
LOL.
atomheartmotherAug 2, 2010
It's OK Static, really. Back up slowly and don't do anything....rash.
l0rdishtarAug 2, 2010
Logic and religion have never had a comfortable relationship. You better watch out, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! :-)
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
Neither has basic common sense. Apologies if you are lumping common sense in with logic.
balurdoAug 2, 2010
Dear EVERYONE:
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Yes, I believe in God, but I'm NOT a FANATIC or an extremist. When I say "God" I don't necessarily mean a specific religion, but rather a Supreme Being that created all of the freaking universe. Why is that a problem? If you're atheist, that's totally fine. Why the need, though, to come and blast a spell as you drool foam through your mouth?? Evolution? Sure, why not! We don't know! Creationism? Maybe, more likely not! Relativity? Sure! I believe in God, but I don't know everything, and I think science is ours to find the truth, whatever the crap "truth" is! :)
Let's all get along. Neither of us have really a way to prove each other wrong, anyways!
HOWEVER: what **I** see in the video is just some charlatan who's making a fortune off of other people's sincere and honest faith. --> THAT IS WRONG <--
That's all I meant.
In any case, I think I created a hot thread, didn't I!? :o)
zachsmindAug 2, 2010
You may not be a fanatic Balurdo, but if you believe in a god, you are delusional. There is no evidence supporting any such claim, and acting on such beliefs without proof is not only foolhardy but demonstrably dangerous.
How can anyone believe in a god while faced w/science? If you are staring at this computer screen, you know that magic is not real. Anything under the sun can have a rational logical explanation that does not involve the supernatural. If you drive a car, own a cellphone, and wear clothes made in China, you know the world is round, Newton's laws work, and this planet is not the center of the universe. You know prayer doesn't put gas in your tank. You have to put it in there yourself. The reason this charlatan gets away with this blatant con that suckers millions every year is because people insist on still believing crap that science has repeatedly disregarded as asinine. You worship a god AFTER it proves itself to you. Not on the promise that someday you'll see the proof, if only you have enough faith.
jj101Aug 2, 2010
Aside from the believing thing I was with you till:
"Evolution? Sure, why not! We don't know! Creationism? Maybe, more likely not! Relativity? Sure!"
Evolution has a massive amount of supporting evidence, so yes we do "know" as far as we know anything. Creatonism has zero supporting evidence. Zero. There is no maybe, its made up. Glad you gave relativity a free pass - probably the most debatable theory of the three (due its contradictiosn to quantum mechanics).
flip2tripAug 2, 2010
"How can anyone believe in a god while faced w/science?"
How can anyone believe life came from non-life when faced with science? How can anyone believe the conditions for life on this planet being so perfect as to defy all probability and yet we are here? How is it someone can look at DNA code and say it was happenstance but they look at computer code and know it wasn't accidental?
How can anyone examine Big Bang Cosmology and just say "jeepers, we sure are lucky"?
Answer: You choose to believe everything has a naturalistic cause or explanation. The same is true for someone who believes in god, they choose to believe in a supernatural explanation. Does either have definitive proof either way? No they don't.
And before you jump on my post, remember you posted this: "Anything under the sun can have a rational logical explanation that does not involve the supernatural."
You said "can" have, not does, because you don't know for sure.
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staticthunderAug 2, 2010
"How can anyone believe life came from non-life when faced with science? H"
Pretty easily, actually. There is nothing magical about chemistry.
staticthunderAug 2, 2010
Okay, apparently you do think biochemistry is magic and means you should believe in a the judgmental and jealous God of Abraham.
Fine by me. Let me know how that works out for you .
ausjpAug 3, 2010
"How can anyone believe life came from non-life when faced with science?"
Well, we're getting there in leaps and bounds. Here's a copy/paste of another post I've made to a creationist:
We have sufficiently demonstrated how nucleotides (particularly ribonucleotides) are synthesized under prebiotic conditions. [1][2][3]
The formation of fatty acids has similarly been sufficiently demonstrated to be plausible under prebiotic conditions. [4] We can then further demonstrate that these fatty acids can become lipid bilayer vesicles. [5][6][7]
Formation of oligomers in areas of in areas with a high concentration of nucleotides has also sufficiently been established. [8][9][10][11]
Bilayer vesicle absorbing nucleotides and growing has been demonstrated. [12][13][14]
What we're yet to sufficiently establish (as I've alluded to), is the formation of increasingly complex polymers within an encapsulated vesicle (or nucleotides). The next step after that would be the ability for them to develop into self-replicators, and then tie it all up with a bow on it in a plausible theory under prebiotic conditions.
"How can anyone believe the conditions for life on this planet being so perfect as to defy all probability and yet we are here?"
So the conditions are perfect, yet the probability is slim? I don't believe I follow, but I think you're trying to eat your cake and then have it, too.
"How is it someone can look at DNA code and say it was happenstance but they look at computer code and know it wasn't accidental?"
See above w/ abiogenesis. We've been able to make polymers in some sort of "primordial soup" for about 200 years now, dating back to Strecker's work that predates Darwin.
1. Alkaline fluid circulation in ultramafic rocks and formation of nucleotide constituents: a hypothesis.
Nils G Holm, Marion Dumont, Magnus Ivarsson and Cécile Konn.
2. http://www.springerlink.com/content/t44rn5h873262431/
3. http://www.springerlink.com/content/u65g2628j3011467/
4. Initial indications of abiotic formation of hydrocarbons in the Rainbow ultramafic hydrothermal system, Mid-Atlantic Ridge, Nils G. Holma, , and Jean Luc Charloub.
5.Extreme accumulation of nucleotides in simulated hydrothermal pore systems.
Philipp Baaske, Franz M. Weinert, Stefan Duhr, Kono H. Lemke, Michael J. Russell, and Dieter Braun
6. Formation of Protocell-like Vesicles in a Thermal Diffusion Column Itay Budin, Raphael J. Bruckner, and Jack W. Szostak
7. Mineral Surface Directed Membrane Assembly
Martin M. Hanczyc & Sheref S. Mansy & Jack W. Szostak
8. Extreme accumulation of nucleotides in simulated hydrothermal pore systems.
Philipp Baaske, Franz M. Weinert, Stefan Duhr, Kono H. Lemke, Michael J. Russell, and Dieter Braun
9. Montmorillonite Catalysis Of RNA Oligomer Formation In Aqueous Solution: A Model For The Prebiotic Formation Of RNA by James P. Ferris and Gözen Ertem, Journal of the American Chemical Society, 115: 12270-12275 (1993)
10. Synthesis Of 35-40 Mers Of RNA Oligomers From Unblocked Monomers. A Simple Approach To The RNA World by Wenhua Huang and James P. Ferris, Chemical Communications of the Royal Society of Chemistry, 1458-1459 (2003)
11. Synthesis Of Long Prebiotic Oligomers On Mineral Surfaces by James P. Ferris, Aubrey R. Hill Jr, Rihe Liu and Leslie E. Orgel, Nature, 381: 59-61 (2nd May 1996)
12. Semipermeable lipid bilayers exhibit diastereoselectivity favoring ribose. M. G. Sacerdote and J. W. Szostak
13. Experimental Models of Primitive Cellular Compartments: Encapsulation, Growth, and Division
Martin M. Hanczyc, Shelly M. Fujikawa, Jack W. Szostak
14. Coupled Growth and Division of Model Protocell Membranes. Ting F. Zhu and Jack W. Szostak
15. Strecker, A. Ann. 1850, 75, 27. Strecker, A. (1854) Ann. 91, 349.
InfinityComplexAug 3, 2010
Why can't you accept that you don't know all the answers?
Science is totally fine with not knowing stuff. Are you so arrogant that you need to have a set opinion on the origins of the universe while you take a runny Taco Bell s**t at 7 am?
flip2tripAug 3, 2010
"We have sufficiently demonstrated how nucleotides (particularly ribonucleotides) are synthesized under prebiotic conditions. [1][2][3]"
And that was done where? Oh yeah, in a lab where scientists manipulated conditions in a controlled environment to reach the desired result. No evidence has ever been found for the "primordial soup" and even if it did exist most scientists agree that it would have dissipated too quickly for life to form.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
eir574Aug 3, 2010
Flip, but you're asking us to believe that it's absolutely impossible for life to have arisen without supernatural influence simply because we don't have all of the answers yet. Demonstrating possibilities, even if you can't prove that's how things actually happened, chips away at your argument through incredulity.
Note: the difference between a really small probability and zero probability can be significant.
staticthunderAug 3, 2010
Really small probability, long time, and lots of places where it could have happened.
Not really far fetched at all. Every so often somebody gets a Royal Flush.
flip2tripAug 3, 2010
"Flip, but you're asking us to believe that it's absolutely impossible for life to have arisen without supernatural influence simply because we don't have all of the answers yet."
No, I'm not. I admit it's possible that we could have arrived here on just a purely natural basis. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
eir574Aug 3, 2010
It didn't sound like you were hedging your bets here:
"How can anyone believe life came from non-life when faced with science? How can anyone believe the conditions for life on this planet being so perfect as to defy all probability and yet we are here? How is it someone can look at DNA code and say it was happenstance but they look at computer code and know it wasn't accidental?"
You're basing your conclusion that it's unlikely that life arrived here on a natural basis on the fact that we don't understand everything there is to understand about the world, and on your misunderstanding of probability. The system has to exist in one state. You can't say "Gee, it's unlikely that the system would exist in exactly this state, so it's hard to believe it's even possible."
flip2tripAug 3, 2010
"Life is not some forbidden organization of matter that can't possibly happen without help."
Of course, it's possible.
flip2tripAug 4, 2010
"You're basing your conclusion that it's unlikely that life arrived here on a natural basis on the fact that we don't understand everything there is to understand about the world, and on some strange idea that small probabilities are functionally equivalent to zero."
But that's just it, the small probabilities are functionally zero. We understand enough about the world and the universe to make conclusions that it is as close to a bona fide miracle (of course I know you aren't going to call it a miracle because that would indicate something supernatural but you get the point) that we are here at all. Now the answer I get from most people is but you take billions years and an almost infinite cosmos and you are bound to end up with life somewhere.
It is basically what Static was referring to above about a straight flush--as if the probability of a hand of poker could even come close to the unlikely probability of life forming on its own.
We know there are at minimum 154 parameters that a planet must meet in order for any form of physical life to exist on that planet. It's too much of a coincidence for me to accept that there wasn't some sort of force at work for our little blue planet to meet all these criteria at precisely the right time for life to form --much less flourish. And that's just it, life doesn't just exist here, it excels here. Earth is teeming with life almost as if it oozes from its core.
Anyway, I'm not asking that anyone believe what I believe because the reasons presented here--I just want people to realize that whether you think all of existence occurred on its own, or if you think something or some being was behind it all, neither position gets to go all the way there based on evidence alone. Everyone takes a leap of faith of some kind.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ausjpAug 4, 2010
"And that was done where? Oh yeah, in a lab where scientists manipulated conditions in a controlled environment to reach the desired result. ."
Actually, they started off with what we conclude to be prebiotic conditions based upon independent lines of inquiry into the prebiotic earth's atmospheric composition.
"No evidence has ever been found for the "primordial soup""
What are you even asserting here? The "primordial soup" is merely a series of chemical reactions within prebiotic earth. Yes, we don't have a big picture model for it yet -- I did say that in my other post, didn't I?
"and even if it did exist most scientists agree that it would have dissipated too quickly for life to form"
I guess that would depend upon which scientists you took to. If you talked to those qualified to make such a judgment, you'd be wrong - especially given the inroads made in the last 10 years or so. The prevailing theory is that life arose underwater, as the lack of ozone would've destroyed early polymers. If you talked to health scientists, they may not agree, but then I don't know why you'd be asking health scientists about abiogenesis.
"neither position gets to go all the way there based on evidence alone"
If you're submitting that "goddidit, just because" and, "here's the evidence for abiogenesis, evolution is an observable reality and here's the evidence for universal common ancestry" are even on remote wavelengths of "faith", then I think you're grasping at straws here.
eir574Aug 4, 2010
"But that's just it, the small probabilities are functionally zero."
So if you flip a coin 18 billion times and ask what the probability of a particular sequence of outcomes is, the answer is zero? You could never get all heads because that just strikes you as being too unlikely? If you watched someone flip that coin 18 billion times and get all heads, you'd say a deity must have been controlling the coin?
"Everyone takes a leap of faith of some kind."
I wouldn't say that choosing not to posit the existence of a deity based on the fact that you've calculated some really small numbers is taking a leap of faith. There's an option in between certainty on either side of the issue, and that's knowing that we don't know everything, and being okay with it.
Besides, you accused us of starting with the conclusion that no deity exists, whereas you're doing the opposite. You start with the conclusion that a deity exists, and you look for gaps in our understanding of the natural world that said deity can fill in. I see gaps and I see your small probabilities, and I say that imagining that the gaps are filled by a supernatural being whose existence *also* can't be explained doesn't fix the problem of small probabilities, but only makes the number even smaller.
What happens to your god of the gaps argument as gaps are filled? People once required deities to explain rain and lightning. We understand things now that seemed beyond explanation not all that long ago. Francis Collins tries to distinguish between really hard, solvable problems and unsolvable problems, because he seems to feel he needs the existence of the latter to justify his faith. To try to do that is the height of arrogance, as he's positing that he knows enough about all of these questions to know whether an answer exists. Was there not a time when the origins of lightning would have seemed just as unsolvable as any problem Collins can point to?
It strikes me as similarly arrogant to say we know enough about the world to conclude that there is absolutely no additional knowledge we could gain that would explain an observation that you currently attribute to the miraculous intervention of a deity. To say that we're so smart, so knowledgeable, and so omniscient that we can know whether we know all there is to know about something -- really?
apokalypsenowAug 4, 2010
Forming your model purely on the basis of chance and trying to calculate a probability from it is intellectually dishonest, as a) your sample size of observable universes from which to form a model is exactly 1, and b) the population of states explored by the system is not governed by chance, but by chemistry. What you are doing is akin to asking what direction a ball travels when released, and it is trivial to show that the probability of travel in any direction is infinitely improbable, but the population of directions in which a ball travels is not governed by chance, but by gravity.
ausjpAug 4, 2010
"What you are doing is akin to asking what direction a ball travels when released.."
That's my line of thought with many of the supposed "statistics" that stem from duplicitous creationist sources. The odds of rolling the dice 10 times and specifically receiving the combination 4432163522 is 1/6^10 (1/60466176), but there obviously has to be an outcome, all of which are equally improbable before actually rolling the dice. Without being able to compare our dice rolling probability to other universes or the other ~60 earth-esque planets, it's utterly meaningless to work backwards with your probability.
eir574Aug 4, 2010
Yeah, I wasn't going to get into discussions of whether the probabilities really are as small as flip says they must be, because that's to some extent yet another argument from incredulity. It's hard to argue something we don't understand.
I mean, if you had some basic knowledge of chemistry, would you think that you'd get buckyballs if you zapped some dirt with electricity? Confirming that C60 existed and figuring out its structure (no easy task -- I heard a talk by Robert Curl about that whole process once) was worth a Nobel prize.
If you had no knowledge of quantum mechanics, wouldn't the results of the double slit experiment strike you as incredibly improbable? Miraculous, even?
flip2tripAug 4, 2010
I'm sorry guys I had a whole long reply all typed out and when I went to save it the token was invalid. I forgot to copy it before I refreshed the page and lost it all and I don't have the energy or desire to type it all again.
I don't think I would have changed your minds anyway, but I do appreciate the civil discussion. Have a good evening.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
jackbauer007Aug 2, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xCwmw8tf7k eom
andreoAug 2, 2010
One of the very few good things about living in or around Des Moines Iowa is that you can spot the idiots really quick. When they have lived in (or around) the city for most or all of their lives and they still can't pronounce the name of the city correctly. The "S" is silent in both words.
The only excuse that someone can have is if they used to live in Des Plains Illinois (btw, the "S" is silent in Illinois also)
piieerrrreeAug 2, 2010
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
and then he speaks in tongue?? Jeez...
crapolatimeAug 2, 2010
Tax the church 1%. Then all their files are open to see where all the money is coming from and going to.
Or just ban 'donations' to TV Evangelists.
nickymouseAug 3, 2010
ban donations to TV Evangelists... they give a rotten name to Christians. It's hard enough with TV portraying Christians as some type of country bumpkin that dances around with snakes and tells everyone that they're, "going to hell". We're teachers, scientists, programmers, doctors, designers, etc. Believe or not we have friends who are gay, atheist, muslim, liberal, conservative, and pretty much anything that has a pulse.
hetmanAug 2, 2010
Benny himm is rape n everybody up in there of their money.
microview2007Aug 2, 2010
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife
hide yo kids, hide yo wallet
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Benny Hinn is raping everybody there for their money*
was that so hard?
hetmanAug 2, 2010
Yea it is not as funny though. You tube Antoine Dodson.
tsk05Aug 2, 2010
whooosh
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
@hetman:
I try and steer clear of retarded youtube/internet meme's.
@tsk05:
I do feel the wind flying over my head.
foxleyAug 2, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
0rphAug 2, 2010
that video is sheer genius.
random12345Aug 2, 2010
Was so close to posting that. Benny Hinn meme is old, but always epic.
jj101Aug 2, 2010
What must that dude think of these people? Obviously he's a peice of s**t but and I don't know how he can sleep at night but he must come off that stage with such a low opinion of humanity.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
always my favorite version
imamusician16Aug 3, 2010
i came to leave this comment, but you beat me to it.
so now i'm leaving this one.
putz85erAug 2, 2010
Christians do the darnedest things.
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
Religious people do that darnedest things.
Fixed.
putz85erAug 2, 2010
While i agree that all overly religious people have eccentric beliefs. Christians tend to not see their own eccentricities. Attributing this to all religiously eccentric would do a disservice to the Christians who fail to see their groups own issues.
fr0stbyte124Aug 3, 2010
Find the proper catalyst and you'll find anyone will do the darndest things. Says more about people than it does about Christians.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
I don't care what anybody says. If you don't believe that buying into this s**t is a mental illness, you're mentally ill yourself.
No hyperbole.
That s**t is crazy and so are the people taking a dive on stage and those giving money to him and those who choose to sit and watch it.
testiculeseAug 2, 2010
I have to find me some of those girls!
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
that animated gif is more like Benny Hill than Benny Hinn. i don't think i've laughed this hard in my entire life.
inajeepAug 2, 2010
I did too, until I realized that these people, men and women, live in this same country and are allowed to vote, hold jobs and then procreate to make more of them.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
yeah, that's the part when i began to cry.
fr0stbyte124Aug 3, 2010
With moves like that, he will become a valuable asset during the zombie apocalypse.
sonofporkinsAug 2, 2010
"Bravecoat, starring Mel Gibson, Spring 2011."
pigsbladderAug 2, 2010
good, let the f**king idiots send him their money
dustmite304Aug 2, 2010
I was raised in a Pentecostal family, and my family went to a Benny Hinn conference in Charlotte, NC, when I was about 9 y/o in order for my brother to be healed. Guess what didn't happen . . .
I had a friend who wrote to Benny Hinn once asking him where he bought his white suits. He received a reply saying that he should be focused on his message, not his image. lol
cristinamkAug 2, 2010
"..where he bought his white suits.."
Probably it's custom made.
heynow21Aug 2, 2010
He should try using that Jesus Jacket on his head, that's one hell of a combover.
jewzombiejesusAug 2, 2010
damn religion you classy
jetblackz4Aug 2, 2010
I wonder if he got tax exempt status on that 20 million?
charlesdkraussAug 2, 2010
One of my friends said he called to speak with someone about the show when Benny Hinn was going to be in town. He told them that he is an amputee (he's not really) and that he was hoping to be healed. They told him that they wouldn't be able to do that.
Anything that can't be INSTANTLY verified as being "healed" he can get away with. He supposedly cures diseases all the time.
f**k this piece of s**t. I hope people smarten up one of these days... I'm not very optimistic.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
George Carlin said God is all powerful and all knowing, but somehow he always needs money.....indeed, and a private jet of course.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
I miss George.
wf80diditAug 2, 2010
What you don't know is that EVERYONE is in on this. The entire crowd, the so-called "healed" people, security guards, everyone are actors. The money comes from the dummies who watch it on TV. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
commandersouthAug 2, 2010
No they (the crowd) aren't, I went to a crusade when I was younger with my parents, and they genuinely believe this is legit. Please don't makes comments when you don't know what you are talking about...
stilesjaAug 2, 2010
It would be nice to believe that this was just a scam and everyone was in on it. Sadly people actually believe this stuff.
ziffelAug 2, 2010
I used to work for Benny Hinn, back in 1985, at the Orlando Christian Center. No, the crowd is not in on it, and I'd be willing to be that most of his stage hands aren't in on the actual scam. Most people that work for him, and go to his crusades are genuine regular people, who just happen to believe in all that stuff. He definitely has some people who are in on it though.
As a side note, Benny used to pay me $20 to go run his Jag through the car wash every Saturday.
I'm an atheist now, and i'd LOVE to have 30 minutes to talk to him now, or to challenge him on stage. They are very careful about who comes to the stage, and very careful about how the control the flow of events. You do see people in wheelchairs walk, but that's not saying much, because a TON of people in wheelchairs can walk short distances.
I once saw a lady in a wheel chair get up and walk ("oooh, ahhh") and then about 20 feet later, she kind of crumbled and fell. Benny watches closely, and as he sees her about to fall (due to lack of leg strength) he does the shout and hand waving thing, and yells out "That's the power of God all over her!" ... of course the crowd cheers. Pathetic.
mrsurfboardAug 2, 2010
Quick, someone please sterilize the entire audience so they can't spend their retard genes.
theworldisflatAug 2, 2010
Destroy all humans. -Bender
jrackowAug 2, 2010
Wow. That just happened.
tomgfromcanadaAug 2, 2010
hes larping
elishagreyAug 3, 2010
"Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!"
cannabistAug 2, 2010
Holy s**t, these Christians are out of their f**king minds! How the f**k are they not classified legally insane?
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
How utterly retarded do you have to be to believe in this utter arse gravy coming out of the mouth of this scam artist?
When you hear the religious bulls**t coming out of this clown, what is it that doesn't make you go "What utter crock! Magic sky daddy is so plausible!"
tommyrAug 2, 2010
"Jesus thinks you're a jerk...."
jordanlgtaAug 2, 2010
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7115/jesseh.jpg
black6xAug 2, 2010
I don't know why this is so funny to me. I just know that it is.
jordanlgtaAug 2, 2010
I found it on an episode of Full House a few weeks ago when I was trying to prove to a friend that Bob Saget was in the bath tub with the two twin boys. Got the screenshot and viola, here we are.
justinhopewellAug 3, 2010
It might be the juxtaposition of the multicolored toilets with the aura of drunken regret coming from Uncle Jessie that makes this piece so poignant. Just what is Uncle Jessie regretting? Perhaps trouble with the wife? Or something worse...
Only the pastel commodes know Uncle Jessie's darkest secrets, always listening silently with an open lid.
cryonixAug 2, 2010
"The power of Christ will heal you!" *bam* jacket swipe*
"ow... God gave me a black eye."
"Oh sorry about that, my cellphone was in the pocket... and my keys... and your wallet"
black6xAug 2, 2010
"Can you heal my black eye?"
*bam* jacket swipe*
"God has given you a matching set."
pilgrim3970Aug 2, 2010
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ziffelAug 2, 2010
ha, you got the thumbs up with "and your wallet".
jargonscottAug 2, 2010
Maybe he thought he was in an Andrew Lloyd Webber show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODXzBV-ejY0&feature=fvw
dhall910Aug 2, 2010
Now stay with me on this one folks. Sally Struthers has a tiberian junker, which is the favored ship of the huts, and she has trapped our new CBC ship in a positronic tracktor beam, so were gonna need an ionic tractor disruptor. Now not a regular ionic tractor disruptor but a negative ionic tractor disruptor to...uh...help spread the word of Jesus.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
kasheyAug 2, 2010
The holly works of Robert Tilton live on!
bcamp1973Aug 2, 2010
Religion is a f**king fraud...this just proves it...
pilgrim3970Aug 2, 2010
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thecoffeeAug 3, 2010
Homosexuality is unnatural...AIDS just prove it...
maliciouskittyAug 2, 2010
Ah, that's cool. God has also given me special powers. He wants me to hit people in the head with a hammer to help knock some sense into them.
Wonder if I can hook up with this Benny guy and get on his show. Together we can cure the world.