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shawntronJul 9, 2010
That, my dear boy, is the marine mammal known as the "manatee," or what some refer to as the "sea cow."
konhachiJul 10, 2010
Looks more like an American.
dowdy123Jul 29, 2010
Well it's not an Ethiopian.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
Nice croks (sp?), fatty.
timuscaJul 10, 2010
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nomadofthehillsJul 11, 2010
See pig, fat ass.
dibbkdJul 11, 2010
why's it gotta be a fat person
tiduJul 11, 2010
If WALL-E was set underwater it would look like this
potchi79Jul 29, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM_lrK4upvw
Closed AccountJul 9, 2010
Skinny person on that thing = Amazing submarine scooter
Fat person on that thing = The new lazy
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
Skinny person would... i don't know... SWIM??
howcleverJul 10, 2010
Stupid and mean. If you are ugly then you're a triple threat!
tenarJul 11, 2010
I'm skinny, and I enjoy an occasional swim, but honestly this looks faster, you don't have to carry air or surface to breathe, and you get a great clear view (my goggles always fog.... always).
tk0680Jul 10, 2010
Must admit that was my thought too. Looks like an excellent way to move about underwater and still be able to get a nice clear view of everything around you.
jaymulderJul 11, 2010
Fat people still suck though
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
Mission Impossible 5.
she is hired by BP to repair the oil leakage, i think !
hint: first play a sound truck of mission impossible on yt,
then watch the picture.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ricaudJul 11, 2010
I hate you.
robertgouletJul 11, 2010
They're actually used by resorts and things like that for people who want to have the SCUBA experience, but don't have/want a license. You don't use a regulator for that contraption, it's just a big air filled bubble around your head.
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
to Ricaud:
do you even know what are you talking about ?
evarecessJul 11, 2010
Actually he does. Resorts and vacation spots frequently adopt pseudo-scuba activities in order to account for the large population of tourists who are without proper scuba training. the most common designs utilize a long tube 20-35 ft instead of a compressed air type device that is usually used in scuba.
daleetmehJul 13, 2010
Just dont try any flips.
nitesoijaJul 11, 2010
reminded me of wall e
stlredbirdJul 11, 2010
fat e
audiomodderJul 11, 2010
it's not just the fat, it's the crocs too...
enterenceJul 28, 2010
hahahahha i didnt catch the crocs .... nice one...
1b2aJul 11, 2010
A skinny person would do it because it's cool. A fat person would do it because they're lazy. What's the problem?
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
Fat = lazy
bakedpajamasJul 9, 2010
That thing she is on used to be an emergency inflatable raft.
anomaly100Jul 9, 2010
What? I say it's convenient. Inventive. Unique. OKAY! I'm lazy! Happy NOW?!
iamcowdrunkJul 10, 2010
I do feel bad for making fun of fat people but I'm really surprised that thing would get under the water with all that buoyancy.
ahmonJul 10, 2010
The machine integrates a buoyancy compensator, one imagines.
woog315Jul 11, 2010
Yes I wonder how a gigantic hunk of metal that probably weighs 1000lbs could sink a fat woman
iamcowdrunkJul 11, 2010
You added an extra '0'.
http://www.diseno-art.com/encyclopedia/vehicles/watercraft/sport_submersibles/BOB.html
choplifterJul 10, 2010
I'm not lazy or fat and I kinda want to take one of those for a spin.
uselessaccount2Jul 10, 2010
That would make you a person riding an amazing submarine scooter!
*Refer to second comment.
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
You can't. Because the fat one is riding it right now and only got knows if they ever be able to pull her back on the surface.
ivenomiJul 10, 2010
She finally got off that chair.
Some props are in order.
http://zanypickle.com/wp-content/gallery//2010/06/zanypickle_06091060.jpg
arnoldezJul 11, 2010
lol "props" i see what you did there
deafbeatJul 10, 2010
OMG is that an underwater alien?
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
They see me floatin...
cmoffJul 10, 2010
they hatiin
doopleJul 10, 2010
submerging
slashdotordiggJul 10, 2010
apparently sinkin'~
smonoJul 10, 2010
Tryin' to catch me scuba-scootin'
ivenomiJul 10, 2010
C-C-C-Combo Breaker.
/sarc.
But really this is my favorite meme out there right now. I can't stop laughing.
radraze2kxJul 10, 2010
Tryin' to catch me scuuuubaaaaaa-scootin'
mokacoffayJul 11, 2010
My motor's so loud, I'm sankin...
arnoldezJul 11, 2010
really really white and nerdy. err wait... sorry guys
doodlemasterJul 11, 2010
They hopin that they gon' catch me scuba-scootin.
Tryin' to catch me scuba-scootin'
Tryin' to catch me scuba-scootin'
Tryin' to catch me scuuuubaaaaaa-scootin'
Tryin' to catch me scuba-scootin'
Diggers wanna think they can see me scootin
But artifacts block so ain't east to be
but when they see me ride by the can see me glean..
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lockdownxJul 25, 2010
they hatin...
remzeus21Jul 10, 2010
What kind of whale is that?
ascensionritesJul 11, 2010
A big one.
hmalhi93Jul 11, 2010
A white one.
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
You see them year round at McDonals.
cmoffJul 10, 2010
I was going to leave a comment but then i decided not to. Because of this.
mobuJul 10, 2010
That's not lazy, that's innovative
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
Laziness is the mother of invention.
y0tsuyaJul 10, 2010
Man the harpoons!
grabateJul 10, 2010
I didn't know Shamu escaped.
kaleyamaJul 10, 2010
Blubber
prozaknathanJul 10, 2010
I didn't know there was a Wal-Mart under under da sea
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
floaters gonna float
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
Serious question - I'd like to know how this thing works.
I'm guessing that you place your head inside the bubble, and the shroud is closed shut over your shoulders. Then air under pressure is fed from the cylinder into the bubble, so that you can breath and to keep the water out. The air finds its own way out - hence the trail of bubbles.
What are these things called? I suppose they're great, until something goes wrong. Is that why I can see a cable at the top - to lift the thing up if there's a problem?
zig145Jul 10, 2010
http://www.google.com/#q=bob+underwater+scooter
chaosprofessorJul 10, 2010
without the google link, there is no shroud, the air pressure keeps a bubble of air there
bytecolorJul 10, 2010
Your post made me think of a fantastic book I once read
"The Terrible Hours: The Greatest Submarine Rescue in History"
Highly recommended to anyone is into diving/subs/navy history.
ragagonehomeJul 10, 2010
Bait
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
yay.. I don't even have to take my crocs off
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
What happens if you turn one of those things sideways?
engivalJul 10, 2010
Fortunately, there's a fun and easy experiment you can try at home! Go fill yourself a glass of water, and go put it on the table sideways.
jjesusfreak01Jul 10, 2010
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Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
Kill shot.
mokacoffayJul 11, 2010
Barrel roll.
filovirusJul 10, 2010
Anyone else served Jennifer Hudson's Weight Watchers ads at the top?
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
ever heard of AdBlock?
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
Can you get that for IE6?
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
This is from the next season of Whale Wars. It looks like the whales are prepared to fight back.
iceman21Jul 10, 2010
Maybe we can use it to plug the oil leak...
mrbabyman6Jul 11, 2010
Improbable. At those depths, she'll implode and spill even more lard into the ocean.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
So overeating means you're lazy now?
diceauJul 10, 2010
Means you should do more exercise to counter the amount of food you're eating, so yes, lazy.
chikenshitJul 10, 2010
just look at those powerful, meaty, delicious legs
somedummyJul 10, 2010
Looks like Hollywood ruined another film.
This is a shot of Mysterio from the next Spider-Man movie.
tktackettJul 10, 2010
I'm lazy and fat and I really want to take one of those for a spin.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
I wish I was that un-lazy.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
scooty puff jr?
rwshillingJul 10, 2010
I was thinking the same thing.
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090716235105/en.futurama/images/f/fc/Scooty_Puff_Jr..jpg
yankees368Jul 11, 2010
wait....scooty puff jr sucksssssssss!!
plastiqmanbJul 10, 2010
This was so fun, it was called the BOSS http://www.bossusvi.com/ and what a blast. Just if any one of you wanted the source of one of the tours they do at st. thomas.
unreal595Jul 10, 2010
I have a small penis.
ascensionritesJul 11, 2010
And no one thinks you're funny.
audiophotographJul 10, 2010
I knew I heard something about Segway merging with BP. Finally something they can plug the spill source with.
subductionJul 10, 2010
I SEE A PHOTOGRAPH OF AN OVERWEIGHT PERSON IN THE WATER SO I WILL MAKE A JOKE RELATED TO BLOWHOLES OR KRILL OR THE SEA SHEPARD CONSERVATION SOCIETY.
shawntronJul 10, 2010
All caps fail.
subductionJul 10, 2010
I SEE A POST WITH ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SO I WILL IN TURN MAKE A POST THAT REFERENCES THOSE CAPITAL LETTERS PERHAPS USING A CONTEMPORARY INTERNET MEME SURROUNDING THE WORD FAIL OR PERHAPS INDICATING THAT THIS IS PERCEIVED AS SHOUTING WITH A REMINDER THAT A DEAD HOST FROM THE TELEVISION WOULD ALSO FREQUENTLY SHOUT.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
STOP! YOU ARE HURTING MY BRAIN. IS THIS WHAT THEY MEAN BY USING BIG WORDS????
shawntronJul 10, 2010
No Mobling. That's just subduction over there trying to self-fellate.
assassyn360Jul 10, 2010
The Kraken rising.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
As a female, I am sincerely impressed by how smooth and cellulite free her thighs are despite her weight.
mark925Jul 10, 2010
You'll see the wrinkles and cellulite once she beaches.
super6Jul 11, 2010
Water pressure.
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
As a female = not a female
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
As a female = not a female
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
See the other icon in my profile? Thats my face I scanned. You don't have to believe. I don't mind it if you think I have a bucket of KFC in one hand and my dick in the other.
daleetmehJul 13, 2010
@Walshgopher, you might want to consider taking that down or reuploading it with a different filename, the filename appears to be your full name.
vanzellerJul 11, 2010
photoshop
aunttalithaJul 10, 2010
Ah ha ha! She's fat! Every single person on Digg is ripped with no more than 15% body fat and these health nuts are just absolutely appalled by her plumpness! APALLED! They aren't sitting on worn out creaky desk chairs in the same T-shirt they've been wearing since Friday morning with some energy drink in one hand and a fruit pie in the other or anything. Noooooo!
It just occurred to me, the fat chick is out living her life, what are we doing?
konhachiJul 10, 2010
I went outside, once.
campigenusJul 10, 2010
Upstairs, into your mom's kitchen, does not outside make.
Just sayin'.
spookyttwsJul 10, 2010
f**k you. I'm on my bed watching daytime TV wearing the same T-shirt I've been wearing since Friday morning with some energy drink in one hand and a fruit pie in the other or anything.
lunarparcelJul 11, 2010
mmmm. fruit pie. Now I'm hungry for one.
1hrsleepJul 11, 2010
Hey, I'm not fat!
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
Living our damn lives. She's out in the water and suddenly that's living one's life? Why? Because she's simply outside? It makes no sense.
Are you suggesting anything done inside one's house on a computer for several hours is 'not living'? What about every single programmed piece of software in existence? Certainly wouldn't have been coded on an underwater goddamn scooter.
libertarianslolJul 11, 2010
there's no excuse for being that fat
chikenshitJul 11, 2010
how's about a glandular problem or whatnot
publiclurkerJul 12, 2010
Then stop eating so many damn glands.
daleetmehJul 13, 2010
Rofl...
but seriously, some people have thyroid disorders and s**t. A disease you've had since before you were born is a pretty f**king good excuse.
ascensionritesJul 11, 2010
We're not riding scooters underwater, though.
Closed AccountJul 11, 2010
I could make 100 snarky comments on digg every day and still have more than enough time to not get that fat.
cfuseJul 10, 2010
God I hate crocs.
daleetmehJul 13, 2010
What crocs?...
wabblesJul 10, 2010
Is she sinking?
jaydojJul 10, 2010
Where's the Nisshin-Maru vessel when you need it?
bethbudgetmealsJul 10, 2010
It really does look like fun
asus3000Jul 10, 2010
What does?
mark925Jul 10, 2010
Hope you're talking about the scooter.
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
It'e the new Transformers version of the Skidoo to Subdoo conversion.
r1ptide64Jul 10, 2010
i'm at work with content blocking so http://rorr.im
asus3000Jul 10, 2010
I am embarrassed for all human kind and other land dwelling species..