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badqatJun 24, 2010
Those sound delicious!
1krazykoreanJun 24, 2010
PETA is my nightmare
stemninJun 26, 2010
Petoria is my homeland.
xwhyJun 26, 2010
PETA-philes disagree.
harmorJun 26, 2010
Piaţa Romană is my Romanian Square
goldyoshiJun 26, 2010
PETA is hypocrisy.
azadudeJun 26, 2010
Peat is my crop fertiliser.
Closed AccountJul 4, 2010
Pennis is my penis
arenaronJun 24, 2010
We are the top of food chain, sorry PETA, but survival's a bitch, get over it.
suricouJun 26, 2010
PETA would probably counter that we don't really need to eat meat to survive now. We just do it because it's really, really tasty.
To which the usual response is :Yes, it is.
freemarketfairyJun 26, 2010
you're just a fat loser who eats processed food. joke's on you.
sagegoku666Jun 26, 2010
I only eat frozen vegan meals. All vegan, all processed. I microwave them an extra minute longer, then dump veganaise on that s**t
tecuervoJun 26, 2010
http://www.mrarmageddon.com/awesome/learnedfromsimpsons/food_chain.jpg
jrtucker511Jun 26, 2010
Dugg for unarguable accuracy.
Closed AccountJun 24, 2010
I've had alligator, kangaroo and emu jerky. The Alligator wasn't the best but I liked the other two!
foodsafefelettiJun 26, 2010
I've been keeping a list of all the animals I've eaten. So far I'm up to 39! I count each species of fish as a separate entry. The most exciting things on the list are crocodile, kangaroo, ostrich, possum, scorpion and goat.
mummoJun 24, 2010
Oh man, I need to try all the different animals!
sparacusJun 26, 2010
collect them all!
mightybobJun 26, 2010
Gotta eat em' all more like it.
shutaroJun 24, 2010
F**K PETA!!
doubadJun 26, 2010
real original..
nick217Jun 24, 2010
i like jerky -- i probably don't like how it's made.
misslindadeeJun 24, 2010
I find it difficult to believe that people actually enjoy sucking and chewing on dried dead animals.
salinungathaJun 25, 2010
Human beings have eaten dried meat for thousands of years. The people who don't eat it are the weird ones.
deserttripperJun 26, 2010
Humans HUNTED and GATHERED for thousands of years. It was a sustainable way to live off the land without destroying it. And no, they didn't have a slab of meat at every meal, though drying, salting or smoking the meat made it last longer between successful hunts.
The modern, factory-farm, high-density-feedlot way of producing meat couldn't be farther from that of the hunter-gatherers. Animals wallow in their own excrement while they wolf down corn, soy and other things they don't normally eat, and get pumped up with enough hormones to make Sammy Sosa jealous, and get tons of antibiotics whether they need them or not, leading to the evolution of resistant super-bacteria. Then they get killed and dismembered in assembly-line fashion where the lines move so fast that inspection or oversight is difficult.
Watch the documentary "Food, Inc." It's available on Netflix streaming if you have that. It will make you rethink that tasty fast-food animal burger or at least encourage you to seek out sustainably-produced, free-range meat.
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jgzmanJul 7, 2010
So, the argument 'we've done it for thousands of years' carries exactly zero weight either for or against. Useless argument.
Closed AccountJun 25, 2010
Yumm I want beef jerky now.
doctechnicalJun 25, 2010
That's what Al Gore's masseuse said!
Closed AccountJun 26, 2010
You win an internets from me.
iamollieJun 26, 2010
Aaaahhh you're one of those who likes the animal alive when you eat it, drenched in blood and squealing is the way forward people-and misslindadee is sharing the good news
rackenJul 15, 2010
Yeah i agree thats nasty meat should be fresh when you eat it.
diggerappinJun 24, 2010
PETA Who?
suricouJun 26, 2010
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. It's an animal rights group with a well-earned reputation for it's leadership often going overboard.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
deserttripperJun 26, 2010
Which works very well for them. It's the sensationalism that gets them news coverage. News outlets don't care much about bake sales or dry symposiums in museum meeting halls. Nearly naked girls covered in fake blood... now THAT's news!
salinungathaJun 25, 2010
No PETA jerky?
doctechnicalJun 25, 2010
Not that I'm a vegetarian or ("Bob" forbid!) a PETA promoter, but there *is* vegetarian "jerky", made from soybeans:
http://www.soybean.com/faq/snack.html
I've tried this stuff, it ain't bad actually.
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elcadJun 26, 2010
Some plants are out to get us. They are out to make us their slaves. Just look what corn has done to us. The whole fricken middle of the county is like 99.9% corn now and all of our food is made from corn even the meat and sometimes even the fish.. We grow way more then we can ever use. We are corn's bitch. We've made it the most successful life in the US.
If you think the corn and rice hegemony is bad just your wait and see what happens when the emasculating soy plant obtains critical mass.
strictneinJun 26, 2010
We get it, you read "In Defense of Food".
elcadJun 26, 2010
Sorry had not heard of that one. Saw the movie King Corn though. Might have to check out the one you mentioned.
twinklyjesusJun 26, 2010
If you're a vegetarian who has to eat soy burgers, soy bacon, tofu hot dogs to make it through, give it up.
You're not a vegetarian.
You are a crusader who, if you thought you would appear more righteous than the next person, would cut off your own nose. Having to eat replica foods is a sign that subconsciously you still honestly desire to eat that thing. You love bacon. You miss hamburgers and would run over your best vegetarian buddy to get to the pack of hot dogs in their fridge when they aren't looking,
You are a hypocrite
gigglestickJul 11, 2010
You keep saying that word "crusading". I don't think it means what you think it means.
area206Jul 14, 2010
I think someone who gives up meat even though they really want it is way more badass than someone who just gives it up cause, "eating animals is gross." Also, I don't think that eating a soy fake meat thing is hypocritical for the same reason that I don't think it is hypocritical to be against running over, shooting, or taking a chainsaw to innocent people while at the same time playing GTA.
It looks more like you are the "crusader" for vegetarian purity. Let people eat burgers and quit judging. Who the hell cares what people do in the privacy of their own homes?
dom902Jun 26, 2010
Buffalo and Bisson is AMAZING. Far superior to beef.
iamsmoothJun 26, 2010
Ostrich > Buffalo > Beef
digitalpencilJun 26, 2010
nice with lemon.
douchelarueJun 26, 2010
kangaroo and alligator are more expensive cause they are harder to catch...
elcadJun 26, 2010
I don't know about kangaroos, but they do have alligator farms.
thenepentheJun 26, 2010
My grandfather thinks it's hilarious to say that PETA joke. His proudest moment was during my mom's recent graduation ceremony. He told her best friend the "I'm all for PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals!" bit. She's actually a PETA member. (She's not annoying, she's actually awesome and you'd never know she was part of PETA. As my grandfather was clearly unaware of that fact as well. )
evange106Jun 26, 2010
Your mom goes to college.
twinklyjesusJun 26, 2010
there's no such thing as a PETA member who's not annoying.
thenepentheJun 27, 2010
If you say so and have met all the PETA members ever.
ironpirateJun 26, 2010
There's a jerky outlet 20 mins from me that I need to check out. I need some Buffalo meat.
Closed AccountJun 26, 2010
I like good jerky. My fave isn't sweet. I like Oberto's Original...but..
You can make your own jerky. Most people don't think about it and it takes a day...but Google recipes online and then doctor the marinade as you'd like. (I recommend easing up on the liquid smoke...) Easy and really, REALLY much better than what you buy in a store. I used brisket...but may branch out next time.
If you do it...I recommend using baking racks on cookie trays...otherwise...cover the bottom of your oven in foil.
drivebayJun 26, 2010
PETA wouldn't care. None of those animals are "cute".
zombiesocietyJun 26, 2010
Here's my take on it: If I had to hunt my own food, I'd be a vegetarian. I could never kill an animal and collect its meat. But, as long as it's already dead and tasty, there's no sense in letting this delicious jerky go to waste.
kapsonJun 26, 2010
If i would be hungry i would literally rip apart some tasty chicken or a cow. Seriously you probably say that because you were never treatened by hunger. You would come around easily if you had to.
bigern75Jun 26, 2010
People
Eating
Tasty
Animals
Closed AccountJun 26, 2010
That's nothin' I'll see ur Jerky and raise you a BBQ "Bacon Explosion.": http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
ron7852Jun 26, 2010
I've seen a bacon weave before but that there is just on a whole other level. Mouth watering just looking at it. Needs shredded cheese though. I wish i could get my woman to make that but she never would and im just too damn lazy. Maybe some day.
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hereticoftruthJun 26, 2010
For once I agree with PETA. I won't eat any herbivorous alligators either!
thegreyspotJun 26, 2010
We are. We also could treat animals better. Which is petas point.
aworldgonemadJun 26, 2010
Kangaroos are vicious f**kers, you should eat more Roo. You'd be surprised how easy roo meat is to buy here in Australia and when cooked well it's pretty tasty.
bracomadarJun 26, 2010
I can't remember if it was this brand, but the local gas station sold kangaroo jerky. It was actually really good. I would buy a package of that and a Yoo-Hoo and head off for school. Breakfast of champions!
tecuervoJun 26, 2010
I think I ate the last Dodo.
rblancarteJun 26, 2010
I guess. PETA hates eating meat, regardess of jerky or grilled or anything. I don't see how this bugs them any more than any other mean.
f**k PETA, quit giving them attention and they will go away. They do stupid enough stuff to make them look like morons.
Closed AccountJun 26, 2010
I was at a store in the Sierra Foothills (California) that sold those exact products. I was going to buy a bunch of them until I saw on the package that they were all blended with beef. And they wouldn't tell you what percentage was beef. For all I knew it was 99% beef and 1% of the more exotic meat. I ended up not buying anything. Very disappointing.
sneezyxJun 26, 2010
Hmm, no cat or dog jerky? How hypocritical is that?
hoikarnageJun 26, 2010
Peta's worst nightmare is that everyone realizes they kill more than 99% of the animals that are sent to their shelter. Fact.
mrieggerJun 26, 2010
Peta's worst nightmare is when people start ignoring their antics.
blatsekJun 26, 2010
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/315/8/c/Simpsons_Food_Chain_by_SpacePlatypus.jpg
evan5016350Jun 26, 2010
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
spinky342Jun 26, 2010
I there nothing we can't jerk?
dlyconservativeJun 26, 2010
Fat, stupid America, all here to represent themselves. Enjoy your heart disease.
MntnHardwareJun 27, 2010
I bought all those when I was out in California at a beef jerky store. There is so little meat in those from the particular animals in them.
Closed AccountJul 8, 2010
Your colon's worst nightmare.
rburke87Jul 15, 2010
Real men eat kitten strips.