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racheljtmAug 3, 2010
Well this is officially the most random news on the web today.
snafflepaffleAug 3, 2010
umm... The Onion?
idiggaponyAug 4, 2010
I don't think RachelJTM actually believes this was a news story. This is just a power user thing.
The really ambitious digg power user wanna-bes know that the digg algorithm awards not only stories that get a lot of diggs, but also stories that get a lot of comments. So people like RachelJTM don't just give their "friends" diggs. They give them comments as well. They don't actually bother to read the submission first. That would be a waste of time that would be better spent auto-digging other stuff that they haven't read.
monkeylungAug 3, 2010
The Grabbler is a Jewish "creature"... Overcome stress by imaging the Grabbler turned to dust and blowing in the wind... Pretty dark humor!... ...oh yeah, and set your neighbors curtains on fire.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
hediggmeAug 3, 2010Submitter
If anybody actually needs this explained to them they are too young to be reading The Onion.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Wow monkeylung, you must be a *ton* of fun for people around you while watching comedies.
kibblesnbittsAug 3, 2010
thanks for making me laugh out loud in class.
adamweberAug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1893SJq2Ns&feature=related
dafragstaAug 3, 2010
Too soon?
dsulitzerAug 3, 2010
lol i'm a grabbler.. kinda
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
I really can't tell if monkeylung's comment was ironic or sincere...
I'm leaning towards ironic, cause who the f**k wouldn't understand the reference.
iignotusAug 3, 2010
Thanks for ruining the joke, captain obvious.
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Didn't your mommy ever tell you, If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?
What's the point of being cruel to commenters who (seemingly) state the obvious before leaving their harmless/neutral opinion? They aren't being negative, so why are you? It's needlessly hurtful. If you react this way during conversations in real life, how do you ever make new friends who possess any redeeming qualities?
I have been wanting to say this about Digg for a long time, and here is as good a place as any: I love this site, but often the comments feel like high school. Don't be assh**es to people just because they are earnest (like the geeky kids so many of you claim to relate to) and not constantly sarcastic (like the popular class clown).
joecool1986Aug 3, 2010
I got the grabbler, but what did the babbler represent?
monkeylungAug 3, 2010
I was simply saying a little about the video... Some people like to know about what they are considering watching, especially with such a random title as the above... You are a cruel crowd... anyways... eat bullets please.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
iignotusAug 3, 2010
"You are all so cruel"
"Please get shot in the head"
Wow, yeah, you are definitely retarded.
shanealeslieAug 4, 2010
Man, with that attitude you wouldn't have lasted a day in Warsaw.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Well, I got my answer. He was being sincere.
In his latest comment, monkeylung appears to be saddened and angry at the responses his original comment generated from the community. From his perspective, he was offering insight into the submission and assisting those that perhaps did not understand the "Grabbler". He concludes the comment by expressing his angst at a world he considers cruel and offers a solution; That we either die by a hail of gunfire or by ingesting a lethal amount of lead.
roebeetAug 4, 2010
2/27/33 -- never forget!
abadoxxAug 3, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Only if you stick your finger in my thrusher
drleephdAug 3, 2010
thumbnail looked like the little Caesar's pizza mascot.
I guess I should probably think about lunch...
sanmanAug 4, 2010
looks like Gargamel and Papa Smurf were hit by a fusion spell
snafflepaffleAug 3, 2010
I expected her to bust out with "Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten" in a Cartman voice.
fgdg56Aug 3, 2010
"Later on in the hour tips for stretching out your vagina without having a baby" LMAO
On a related note I'd totally help Tracy Gill out with her vagina stretchesComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ak666jkAug 3, 2010
I feel terrible for laughing at all that. It was hilarious!
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
I like to visualize a fence that keeps out all my immigremlins.
drdragunAug 3, 2010
The last recession of this magnitude, this is the Jew-caricature propaganda that helped the Nazi party rise to power. Basically blaming your problems on someone from a different cultural tribe is always a natural human response to disaster, rather than admitting our own failure.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Hello there Onion. I should know by now when I'm this confused by a headline, you should be on my list of explanations.
abadonnAug 3, 2010
I've been waiting for this for a while now, and not from the Onion..
drtalAug 3, 2010
Grabblers kind of remind me of that thing from The Phantom Menace.
sanmanAug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgtlI1uIgK8
luckyscsAug 3, 2010
They could have just put up pictures of the Brovlovskis. More people would have gotten the second one that way.
abxbxAug 3, 2010
This made me sad.
sucka27Aug 4, 2010
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wizardmaster420Aug 4, 2010
existence is a cruel absurdity ._.
eurynom0sAug 3, 2010
f**king grabblers. Someone should make them wear yellow pointy hats and yellow stars so we can spot them from a distance.
copypastryAug 3, 2010
So Hitler was just really really stressed out.
hollowexAug 4, 2010
All the nations were stressed out by grabblers. That's why when all the countries stopped taking on Germany's deported grabblers, Germany decided to just gas their grabbler stress away. All people historically have not liked the grabblers... Not just Germans.
megajoe67Aug 4, 2010
Probably because he was a vegetarian, studies show they suffer from higher levels of stress.
kornstalxAug 4, 2010
The book advert at the end had me guffawing.
andyb747Aug 4, 2010
I was way too aroused after Tracey introduced the later segment for me to pay attention the current one.
pook187Aug 4, 2010
Jews?
roebeetAug 4, 2010
Too soon?
odkinAug 4, 2010
Was this supposed to simulate a morning talk show or an Obama State Department meeting?
drivingaloneAug 4, 2010
Tracy is hot.
idiggaponyAug 4, 2010
I don't think this was racist or anything... but it wasn't actually funny. Seems like The Onion is really going downhill.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
little to far
hereticoftruthAug 9, 2010
What happened after the stretching exercises?
david90mAug 11, 2010
This video is full of win.