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anomaly100Aug 22, 2010
How old is the owner. 9?
eliotpearsonAug 22, 2010
More like 12. 9 years old don't like girls. The sign would read no girls allowed.
cyberfixaAug 22, 2010
Woo! Sausage fest!
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Meh, I like f**king a fat girl or two once in awhile. Reminds me of how sexy my girlfriend is.
dirtyfriesAug 22, 2010
@Niallgriff
Why would you choose to cheat and f**k fat chicks if you have a supposed sexy girlfriend at home?
dibbkdAug 23, 2010
@DirtyFries, didn't you READ why? It reminds him of his sexy hand, I mean girlfriend he has at home.
fungowskiAug 23, 2010
f**k that. If you want to get laid at 12 then 14 yo fat sluts are your bread and butter.
w0lfcakeAug 22, 2010
You must be fat, and I don't find that funny, I think it's lame. Go lose some weight and come back steada diggin' 24/7 with a crate of your favourite snacks by your side.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
I agree that such an announcement is douchy, but the owner of the property has the right to decide who enters. We aren't talking about an emergency room here.
creationismlolAug 22, 2010
fortunately you're wrong (in Canada at least / Montreal). In the States I might have the right to say "no Black, Jews or Hispanics" at my business, but in Canada it's different. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
kaelyiestaAug 22, 2010
Don't worry. Our property rights are slowly being withdrawn. Will catch up.
creationismlolAug 22, 2010
whose property rights? Americans, Canadians, Jews or Blacks?
liljimmynordinAug 22, 2010
Sorry, what? Since when did Canadian business owners not have the right to refuse service or admission? If I'm a Canadian club owner, I certainly have the right to be selective about my clientele, no matter how unpopular it might make my business.
liljimmynordinAug 22, 2010
*required*
theodenkingAug 22, 2010
If you're operating a business there might be limitations on your right to restrict access to private property in order to compensate for acknowledged problems of societal discrimination (e.g. racism, sexism, disability). That isn't the same as revoking the right altogether, and I don't think fat people are generally covered in anti-discrimination laws.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
"in order to compensate for acknowledged problems of societal discrimination"
LOL Then they can hang around in places where people don't want them. In general such regulations are pointless because if the clientèle and owner of a place don't like certain people, those people that aren't liked won't feel comfortable there.
@Creationismlol
Technically it is against the law in Mexico too, but the fact about private property rights is that you can always find a justification for kicking somebody off. You just have to be smart enough about it.
AND I was referring to a moral precept. My property rights ought to trump the right of anybody to come onto it and order a hamburger.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
solistusAug 22, 2010
webreforms: Ever been to the South? There was a time not so long ago when it was common for store owners to refuse service to black people. Nowadays, you can't get away with that; it's illegal to discriminate on the basis of race, and if you follow the letter of the law while making it clear you don't welcome minority customers, bad word of mouth will spread like wildfire and sink your business. Anti-discrimination laws most certainly can work, provided you're smart about what to consider discrimination. Banning unattractive people access to exclusive clubs, probably not quite the social hot-button issue that racist or sexist policies would be.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Solistus:
It is my understanding that the discrimination in the south was LEGALLY MANDATED. That I do agree is wrong and should never occur. I am basically just referring to the concept of property rights and that one way or another the owner of the property can determine who patronizes his business.
Example: A restaurant can refuse to play any black-oriented songs, carry ostentatious liquors, and have certain dress requirements that weed out flashy jewelry and other certain aspects. The downfall to this is that it could cut down on the customer base.
The other way is to just give off a vibe. There probably aren't that many transvestites wanting to go into that Hell's Angel bar. But, on a lesser extreme a simple restaurant or store can just make certain people feel uncomfortable.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
This article is what I am trying to describe.
http://www.takimag.com/article/stuff_white_people_like1
"The Subtle Art of Exclusion"
maccawaccaAug 22, 2010
you're born black or hispanic and can't do anything about it. Being fat is an entirely different thing altogether. Fatties disgust me
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Hispanic isn't a race. Most Dominicans are basically Spanish-speaking Blacks. Other Hispanic nationalities include just about every race and combination imaginable.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
@ OP: Why the hell are you being dugg down? Business owners in Canada *do not* have the right to deny entry for *any* reason. Now, being overweight isn't a protected, unless it was because of a disability.
From the Canadian Human Rights Act:
"It is a discriminatory practice in the provision of goods, services, facilities or accommodation customarily available to the general public
(a) to deny, or to deny access to, any such good, service, facility or accommodation to any individual, or
(b) to differentiate adversely in relation to any individual,
on a prohibited ground of discrimination.
1976-77, c. 33, s. 5."
http://laws.justice.gc.ca/en/H-6/FullText.html
issacharAug 22, 2010
@creationismlol
You're wrong. In Canada businesses are forbiden to discriminate on *specific grounds*. Those grounds are specifically laid out in the charter with the exception of sexual orientation which is "read in" by Supreme Court. Businesses ARE allowed to discriminate on grounds other than those laid out in the charter.
i.e. You can't refuse admission because someone's asian, but you can for other reasons.
It's a jerk move on the part of the nightclub, but nightclubs being run by jerks isn't exactly a new thing.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
creationismlolAug 22, 2010
issachar: Sorry, that's a common mis-interpretation of how the Charter applies. The Charter *only* applies to the government.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Pcyr,
A lot of people feel that strongly about property rights, as I do. One way or another I will determine who enters and consumes on my property, laws be damned.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
mrswapAug 22, 2010
@Pcyr - It's a private club, and such is not "available" to the general public. I think they can discriminate all they want.
issacharAug 22, 2010
@creationismlol
Oh yes. My mistake. I shouldn't post over breakfast while not really paying attention.
It's the Human Rights Act and the various provincial human rights acts which prohibits discrimination by businesses on particular grounds by businesses.
Like the Charter, the Human Rights Acts ONLY prohibits discrimination on highly specific grounds. They don't list "attractiveness" as a prohibited grounds. It's legal to discriminate on those grounds. It's a jerk move, but it's legal.
In any case, even the prohibited grounds for discrimination are permitted if they're "reasonable". Sex is a prohibited grounds for discrimination, but women's only gyms are legal.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
@isschar: The Charter has to do with government discrimination. It the federal and/or provincial acts that deal with discrimination by a business.
As for women's only gyms, I wouldn't say that it's on the basis of "reasonable". Here's what the Ontario Human Rights Code says: "14. (1) A right under Part I is not infringed by the implementation of a special program designed to relieve hardship or economic disadvantage or to assist disadvantaged persons or groups to achieve or attempt to achieve equal opportunity or that is likely to contribute to the elimination of the infringement of rights under Part I. R.S.O. 1990, c. H.19, s. 14 (1)."
Since (and I'm sure's there's statistics and common-sense to back this up) women at gyms are especially vulnerable to harassment, providing a space for women-only is designed to relieve hardship (e.g. having guys gawk at you while you work out.)
@MrSwap: Of course it's a private club - I've never seen the government in the business of operating a nightclub. That's not what "available to the general public" means. "Available to the general public" means that members of the public can get into that bar (or, if it's members only, the general public is able to get a membership.) If people who have no previous relationship with the club are able to line up and get in (or purchase a membership), then it's "available to the general public".
llanowarAug 22, 2010
Well, those nightclubs are often filled with douches anyway.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Bingo.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Exactly.
johnmosbyAug 22, 2010
You've probably never been to a nightclub.
entsocialmediaAug 22, 2010
haha have to get a weighing scale ready at their door step how about a table infront to prevent them from coming in http://bit.ly/cPaRf0
flopindonkfestAug 22, 2010
FTA or another article published in the Ottawa Citizen, The club owners state that they were not aware of the message and that it was posted by a promoter.
This message was directed by the club but rather the organizer of a party held there.
xophermvAug 22, 2010
This is discriminatory. However, the question is whether it is legal. "Fat" is not a legally protected group. You can discriminate against the fat all you want, just like you can discriminate against the short, stupid, hairy, etc. As long as you are not discriminating against a legally protected trait like skin color or religion, then you are fine. You may be a douche, but it's legal.
lupodwdmAug 22, 2010
Glad someone else here knows a little law ;)
Just remember one thing; you can discriminate against fat people and it may not be against any criminal code to do so, but that does not stop that fat person from suing your skinny ass. People can sue for pretty much whatever they want.
afeitarseAug 22, 2010
"People can sue for pretty much whatever they want."
Doesn't mean they'll win.
gguillornAug 22, 2010
Exactly. A stupid person can't sue Mensa for not accepting them into the club.
atarioAug 23, 2010
Yes, a stupid person /can/ sue Mensa for not accepting. They won't win, but they can sue. That was the whole point.
frostman3dAug 22, 2010
It's still discrimination, any way you look at it, and it's not right.
xophermvAug 22, 2010
Ok, you personally are not allowed to discriminate against the fat, ugly, and stupid when you choose who to date. It's still discrimination, any way you look at it, and it's not right.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
If they are not allowed to "discriminate" then why model agencies are?
ethanleducAug 22, 2010
Because nightclubs aren't hiring you?
EngineerbizAug 23, 2010
I don't think employment discrimination is considered more legal than refusing partons based on discriminatory ideals. Less so in fact.
ubercooldaveAug 22, 2010
how the f**k are we supposed to play fat girl rodeo now though?
h3llr41s3rAug 22, 2010
Doesn't seem much different than "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"
speedAug 23, 2010
In Canada, his decision can't be discriminatory like this. As it's "no fat girls" and not "no fatties", it would likely be ruled as sexist by the Human Rights board.
fungowskiAug 23, 2010
They could have phrased it a little more politely though. I think the correct way to say this is "No fat chicks, please"
hardwalkerAug 22, 2010
don't mess with grenades, or face teh BOOM!
gilgamesh999Aug 22, 2010
Without grenades what good are wingmans?
zomgflamerAug 22, 2010
I specialize in grenades.
massivetatasAug 22, 2010
You can pack more skinny girls in there than tubbys.
spazattack5000Aug 22, 2010
So it's a sound business decision!
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
That's an interesting proposition. Use narrow doors in a nightclub and then use it as a safety concern to not allow fat people.
goldyoshiAug 22, 2010
But then the fat chicks will get stuck and clog the doorways... :(
I've actually had this idea about pools, but it also has problems.
/csb
chromavitaAug 22, 2010
Well not unless they change the fire code. Maybe the maximum occupancy should be defined by weight instead of people.
trainofthought6Aug 22, 2010
They could just use conservative structural requirements....the building can only take so much weight on the floor, and we're leaving plenty of wiggle room!
dinnerAug 22, 2010
And a club needs wiggle room.
evange106Aug 22, 2010
but fat girls can drink more.
thoseskiersAug 22, 2010
but less people buy them drinks
androneAug 22, 2010
They buy their own because they're depressed
oarfanAug 22, 2010
Can a fat girl that takes up the space of two thin girls drink as much as both of them combined? Can a fat girl pay 2 covers?
androneAug 22, 2010
If a fat girl falls in the woods do you laugh?
dzsimboAug 22, 2010
yeah, i did :(
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
I've "packed" a few of both. Bigger girls are a nice lay because they try really hard, I've had "hot" girls just lay there and I would have had a better time jerking off than f**king a girl who acts like a dead fish,Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
solistusAug 22, 2010
We're all very impressed by your tales of virility and bravado.
massivetatasAug 22, 2010
Fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride until your friends catch you.
pxcxgAug 22, 2010
No, you haven't.
pip182Aug 22, 2010
you "packed" them? thats messed up
nidstylesAug 22, 2010
You're wrong, because Mopeds are still fun even after the friend's catch you.
ethanleducAug 22, 2010
They don't act like dead fish if you get them excited first. It's called foreplay.
infinitysnatchAug 22, 2010
Well I'm glad somebody came out and said it.
archiesteelAug 22, 2010
Admit it, that's your secret fantasy.
schwab002Aug 22, 2010
Clearly it is. Otherwise he would have written buried BY fat girls.
spazattack5000Aug 22, 2010
Dog pile!
djnikadeemasAug 22, 2010
No! Bing
danielvutran1Aug 22, 2010
Elephant pile.
leekmiblesAug 22, 2010
dugg for buried "in" instead of "by". heh
panthusdireAug 22, 2010
I had a dream once...
princednaAug 23, 2010
Ha! Fat chance!!
We all know that Digg user's are the fittest most gorgeous people on the planet and that their are no girls on the internet!
fungowskiAug 23, 2010
Not even fat girls would have around this sausage fest of a website
bobosmitorAug 22, 2010
Do you think they will have a weigh scale at the door?
hardwalkerAug 22, 2010
they have eyes
diggmeupplzAug 22, 2010
Narrow doorway...
zambukaAug 22, 2010
And a barrel of grease and a couple of crowbars for when that size XXXL insists she is still a size 8 and gets stuck.
russ3Aug 22, 2010
and a height beasurer, everyone needs a bmi under 22.
liljimmynordinAug 22, 2010
You type like a boron.
russ3Aug 22, 2010
rleee? ah em sew sarry ewe cudnt reeed da wurds. fagit.
thatryanguyAug 22, 2010
russ3, don't be such a mitch.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
No weigh dude...
schmichAug 22, 2010
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned"
tiduAug 22, 2010
The entrance will be raised one step above ground level.
13point1Aug 23, 2010
Fat isn't simply a matter of how much you weigh. 150 pounds would probably look obese and disgusting on my tiny frame, but on someone about half a foot taller than me with a more athletic build, it could be really sexy.
Instead, how about a checklist? Rolls, extra chins, etc.
archiesteelAug 22, 2010
This makes me a bit ashamed of my city, but then again there are some pretty douchey clubs on Saint-Laurent boulevard.
jesburgerAug 22, 2010
You mean Boulevard Saint-Laurent.
Right?
archiesteelAug 22, 2010
Same difference. I was writing it in English out of politeness.
robert99aAug 22, 2010
There are a billion other reasons to be ashamed of this city. You choose that one?
archiesteelAug 22, 2010
Actually, there arent, not to me anyway. I love this city.
chileangodAug 22, 2010
well... the new parking system ranks high as the mayor irritant of the city.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
All girls have to do is look pretty and they're set for life. I don't get how some of them can't even do something as simple as watch their weight.
jojofaceAug 22, 2010
hahahahahahaha, you are either
a) the biggest douchebag in the world, or
b)
matzahmanAug 22, 2010
You were saying....
danisthAug 22, 2010
geez don't leave us all waiting.
icallshotgunAug 22, 2010
...go on
superhopeAug 22, 2010
invisible?
xadiousAug 22, 2010
@jojoface
Did you decide to go grab a doughnut midway through your post?! WTF?
thecoffeeAug 22, 2010
Two rules for a sucessful post:
1) Never reveal all you know.
handonamAug 22, 2010
he just got eaten by him.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
hm?
gilgamesh999Aug 22, 2010
Dugg for the truth!
asus3000Aug 22, 2010
Dugg for being a digger who appreciates the truth (diggers usually don't go for that sort of thing)
hexrrAug 22, 2010
And all you had to do was be smart and you would be set for life. I don't get how you can't do something as simple as not getting brain damaged or having a mother who did crack while she was pregnant with you.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
liljimmynordinAug 22, 2010
Wrong. There isn't NEARLY the premium put on smarts that there is on beauty. OP is right. A woman that takes care of her looks, no matter HOW big a pain in the ass or HOW stupid she is, will get what she wants far more often than someone who makes an effort to be smart.
androneAug 22, 2010
Some smart people have poor social skills or are unable to sell them self in an interview so in the end somee of them are f**ked.Physical attractiveness can be seen at a distance and does not require the person to do any real selling for people to notice that is the difference. I don't think being attractive necessarily means you'll be successful though I think it just means you probably won't stoop so low that you'll be living on the streets.
supurcellAug 22, 2010
If a smart person lacks the knowledge that will make life easier on themselves, e.g., social skills, then they aren't very smart, are they?
I'd rather be happy than smart. Too bad I'm neither.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
hexrrAug 22, 2010
Right or not, acdtrux is a clearly reinforcing this garbage stereotype by saying "I don't get how some of them can't even do something as simple as watch their weight", making him a superficial douchy tool. Although it is true people seem to get by easier by being good looking, it doesn't mean it's a good thing, and generally thins out the gene pool. acdtrux is evidence of this, although he is probably not good looking since he wouldn't be here on Digg insulting women, and would actually be out there getting women if he was.
androneAug 22, 2010
@Supurcell this is what people call emotional intelligence and alot of very smart people lack it. Go to a university and find some of the smartest people there with the best GPAs and try and have a conversation with them. Some of them will be extremely rude or will bring up inappropriate topics or be unintentionally rude. Some you'll find will also be completely silent or seem not so intelligent because you don't ask them the right questions or questions on their field of interest.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Spoken like a true virgin.
blatsekAug 23, 2010
I don't get it...
rainemakerAug 22, 2010
Some peopre rack-a disaprine.
commonwealthAug 23, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9RCpXMiLTA
nicolesterAug 22, 2010
As someone who has suffered from disordered eating since they were 13, it's really not that simple.
Girls still hate me and guys still ignore me.
And this is when I'm not being an assh**e.
:(Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
jadrianAug 22, 2010
Actually, it is. We just tend to complicate the simple things in life sometimes.
crgnetworksAug 22, 2010
I don't understand why guys would ignore you, you look pretty in your profile picture.
gguillornAug 22, 2010
You look pretty thin too. If you're disliked by girls and ignored by guys there might be something else going on that has nothing to do with your looks. Maybe you smell really bad?
waldo686Aug 22, 2010
holy s**t there's a girl on digg? it must be a fake
silverkillerAug 22, 2010
Go exercise everyday. You'll feel a lot better.
timicusAug 22, 2010
Have you considering lowering your standards?
drsolaceAug 23, 2010
@crgnetworks: Some women have the uncanny ability to take photos from the most flattering position using the most flattering lighting, while also using the most flattering photoshop skillz.
That, and they take about 500 gajillion photos to find the perfect one.
angryredplanetAug 23, 2010
A few passing observations:
Maybe other girls dislike you *because you're attractive*? Girls can be fiercely catty, particularly so at your age.
Maybe guys ignore you *because you're attractive* and are intimidated by you? It happens, especially if you're a little introverted and difficult to approach. Start a casual conversation with a guy and check their response. I'll bet that most often they will accommodate you. By taking the game to them it breaks the ice and means they can't ignore you without being uncivil.
Work on not being an assh**e. Even if you've been a MAJOR assh**e and the word is out, it's still possible to change the perception of you, but it takes effort on your behalf. Don't allow yourself to be a victim.
Good luck
jabbrwockeyAug 22, 2010
Smart and attractive people get ahead in life.
Attractive people only get so far.
ammundsenAug 22, 2010
Attractive and clever people get the farthest.
archiesteelAug 22, 2010
It's not only physical beauty that makes someone attractive. Confidence is very sexy.
KatspajamasAug 22, 2010
Thanks Dr.Phil
evileddy60Aug 23, 2010
Can't see confidence across the bar.
13point1Aug 23, 2010
Not on a fat chick.
josegaldamezAug 22, 2010
If only roller coaster rides could do the same thing.
chromavitaAug 22, 2010
Why? The heavier your car, the more momentum it has!
firewall1Aug 22, 2010
and airplanes
javacodeguyAug 23, 2010
The new Harry Potter ride does not have "larger" seats. If you can't fit in the seats they got you're out of luck.
thoughtsonthisAug 22, 2010
So I guess all the FAT BOYS were allowed in.
cannabistAug 22, 2010
That's because a fat man can compensate his fatness by being interesting or rich. A woman's only resource in the club world is her looks.
fxpookyAug 22, 2010
Quit digging him down - he's right. The Club world is massively superficial.
schmichAug 22, 2010
And have you seen how many drinks a fat man consumes/buys?
nubnubAug 22, 2010
Seriously? Fat guys aren't looked down on?
manstein01Aug 22, 2010
I cannot believe how many women think this to be true. I have been in arguments with many women who sit there and preach this s**t: "It's not fair that men can be overweight, and women can't..."
The following question usually ends the argument - "So, how many fat men have you dated...?"
6502samAug 22, 2010
"So, how many fat men have you dated...?"
Or short men?
Or balding men?
zarokimaAug 22, 2010
"Well I WOULD date a short, fat, bald man, but I just haven't found one rich enough!"
evileddy60Aug 23, 2010
Fat guys buy hot chicks drinks.
thejackylAug 22, 2010
The club owners aren't checking out the dudes.
6502samAug 22, 2010
Of course not.
Guys spend the money - you don't discriminate against them.
Hot chicks bring in the guys - the fatties don't.
1. Bar lets in all guys and only hot chicks; which attracts more guys.
2. Guys buy themselves and the hot chicks drinks
3. Profit!
You don't want a hot chick with her fatty friend because then the guys would be expected to buy the fat chick drinks too and most of the time, the fat chick has got an attitude - even you buy her a drink, she's a bitch about it.
So, hot chick gets bypassed by the guys because of fat chick.
How do I know this? Am I that guy? Nope, I'm the dork that hung out with the fat chicks, so I've seen what happens from the other side.
chiefbandit2200Aug 22, 2010
Doubtful. Clubs usually try to keep a the ratio of dick to vagina leaning towards vagina, so guys are generally more discriminated against by default...
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
I'm a "fat boy" but I'm moderately wealthy, so I drive a nice car. There was really no point to this post except bagging about the Porsche I just bought. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
solistusAug 22, 2010
Do you ever post anything besides bragging about s**t from your personal life that nobody here cares about?
adrenokr0m3Aug 22, 2010
If it wasn't a 911 then you're just in denial.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
How does it feel to be hated by Internet?
gguillornAug 22, 2010
A Porsche is an expensive car. A Mustang is a nice car. I hate little girly sports cars, especially if they're filled to the brim with insecure fat boys.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Solistus, most of my posts aren't about my life. You must have looked back very far.
mercedes383Aug 22, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
silverkillerAug 22, 2010
Love the shameless bragging. Go bang a ditsy '10'.
We can get mad, but this is how our sad planet works.
KatspajamasAug 23, 2010
hahaha troll
canadianmacfanAug 22, 2010
Well of course you need the fat ugly guys in there. The good looking women aren't going to buy drinks for themselves. The good looking guys don't need to buy women drinks. The fat guys buy the pretty women drinks in the false hope that it will get them somewhere. The only time the ugly women would get drinks bought for them is near closing and the ugly men are getting desperate.
So obviously you want a bunch of good looking women, a few good looking men in order to attract the women, and a bunch of ugly men in order to be ordering drinks for the good looking women and buying themselves drinks to get the courage to talk to them.
gguillornAug 22, 2010
Good looking guys buy drinks for girls all the time. Men like to throw money around to impress women, especially the type of men who gel their hair, put on their best striped shirt and pseudo-fedora, and hit the clubs.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
silverkillerAug 22, 2010
Not in the know Club owners have changed their marketing scheme based on your comment.
shodanxAug 22, 2010
that's vile and disgusting exploitation and it couldn't have been any other way
schmichAug 22, 2010
And have you seen how many drinks a fat man consumes/buys? Big source of revenue there!
nko700Aug 22, 2010
They should just ban the fat guys too. No one wants porkies around sweating all over the place when they are having fun and drinking.
jabbrwockeyAug 22, 2010
Speaking of double standards, I have some ex girlfriends you should talk to.
KatspajamasAug 22, 2010
Yea, its a double standard, like most things in life because of a very important reason: Guys buy the drinks, girls get them for free, if a man is giving money to the place, he deserves to get his money's worth, fat chicks just block up the system, literally, and they're usually obnoxious too. On top of this, the argument holds little weight in other areas when you consider college life where ANY girl can get into a frat for free and most dudes won't, so yea, its a double standard, a fact of life, so if you're a fat chick, hit the treadmill if you wanna get into a club and if you're a guy who wants to get into a frat, don't act like a total douche (ironic i know) but true.
13point1Aug 23, 2010
It cracks me up that you're complaining about women having it sooooo easy in a country where the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act was only passed a few years ago.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
KatspajamasAug 23, 2010
the approval speaks for itself.
13point1Aug 23, 2010
So pay inequity is okay because women can get free drinks at the club? Is that your "argument"?
KatspajamasAug 23, 2010
When the hell did I ever say it was ok? I swear do you even read? I said its a FACT OF LIFE, and will not change until people stop being shallow and horny (which is never), so before you try to berate my "argument" (which you ironically put in quotes as if to make me like a fool, only making yourself look like one because my statement was a fact, not an opinion) read.
gekkeijyuAug 22, 2010
the equivalent is if poor dudes aren't allowed into the club. they don't contribute to a club's income (same as fat chicks), but unfortunately there's no easy way to determine a dude's wealth in one glance. or maybe that's what a dress code is for.
how's that fair? a hot chick with no money can have an awesome night in a club, whereas a dude with no money, hot or not, is out of luck.
patrickrossAug 22, 2010
This is probably going to end in a complaint to the Canadian Human Rights Commission.
liljimmynordinAug 22, 2010
Nope. Private property = end of story. The CHRC has better things to do than police the admission policies of s**tty nightclubs.
issacharAug 22, 2010
Have you really not been paying attention?
That's most of what the so-called HRC's do. They go after private companies in complaints that wouldn't pass the smell test in a real court.
Lesbian heckles the comedian in a stand up routine. The comedian says mean things about lesbians. Lesbian takes her case to the HRC against the comedian AND the restaurant. HRC takes the case.
Pre-operative (has a penis) transexual is upset by the policy at a gay bar that patrons use the bathroom based on their hardware. (The lesbians were disturbed by someone with a penis using the ladies room.) Transexual is told to use the mens room until such time that their surgery is complete and then they can use the ladies room. Transexual takes the case to the HRC. HRC finds in the transexual's favour and fines the gay bar.
McDonald's employee claims to have developed skin condition that precludes her from washing her hands in compliance with McDonald's hygiene policy. Employee takes her case to the HRC. HRC finds in her favour, awards cash in the neighbourhood of $50,000.
agbulletAug 22, 2010
How the hell is clubbing a human right?
patrickrossAug 22, 2010
It really isn't. But a lot of people have used the HRCs in order to grind their personal axes.
rikushixAug 22, 2010
I think what PatrickRoss was pointing out was that there are often many formal complaints made to the CHRC that have nothing at all to do with human rights...
Like at UBC a year or so ago (I'm from Vancouver), the president of the AMS was impeached after it was discovered he filed a formal complaint with the UN (the United Nations...no joke) that the Canadian government was violating basic human rights by not making post-secondary tuition affordable for all. He did this without consulting the rest of the council, or anyone else, actually. Not surprising the entire student body was more than a little angry.
So sometimes, people use legitimate methods of recourse for stupid reasons.
issacharAug 22, 2010
The problem isn't that people use legitimate methods for stupid reasons.
The problem is that HRC's aren't a legitimate method. They're kangaroo courts without ANY of the protections that real courts.
HRC's are an affront to human rights. They need to be abolished.
patrickrossAug 22, 2010
I think Riku and Issachar are both close to being right about this.
I think HRCs have a legitimate function in Canadian society -- it's in dealing with cases where a person has ACTUALLY been discriminated against based on ACTUAL Charter rights.
It shouldn't be used to punish someone who doesn't share a specific set of liberal views.
Moreover, the commission should be required to operate more like a court of law. The Pardy/Earle case has clearly demonstrated what happens when people have the HRC as a venue for what is actually a baseless complaint.
issacharAug 22, 2010
@Patrick Ross,
We already had an institution for dealing with cases where a person has been discriminated against. It's the court system. The HRC's were specifically designed to remove the protections of the court system in order to make them more efficient and less costly for complainants.
If you make them operate like real courts, you have to do things like have staff with proper legal credentials, (judges are judges because they actually know the law), follow established rules about the admissibility of evidence and completely separate the prosecutable & "judicial" roles. Additionally, you need to remove the incentive for frivolous and punitive complaints by not funding the complainant's costs while forcing the defendant to bear their own costs.
Once you do all that, you've recreated the court system.
The HRC's need to be abolished.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Fatties take up to much space. It's understandable.
finsternisAug 22, 2010
Did you mean "ToO much space", ignoramus?
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Thank god you pointed that out incredibly trivial grammatical blunder. I never would have understood what he was saying.
brewbeauAug 22, 2010
@JCH897
Finsternis rightfully pointed that out. If you're going to deliver an insult but can't get it right, then you should be called on it.
drsolaceAug 23, 2010
He couldn't fit in the extra o because of all the fatties dancing around him.
nateisenAug 22, 2010
It's submarine you idiot! You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong! (same principle)
sil369Aug 22, 2010
sooo, it wasn't in french?
spazattack5000Aug 22, 2010
Pas de grosses filles
dischargeAug 22, 2010
Grosses baleines s'abstenir.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Pas de grosses criss
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
@TrashTV It sounds more like a "Quebec-ish" term.
StrutThatAssAug 22, 2010
Pas de grosse torches
chileangodAug 22, 2010
Pas de grosses vaches
androneAug 22, 2010
Montreal is pretty bilingual and there are some people who live there who don't speak very much french. McGill, a University located in Montreal is an English speaking university.
shodanxAug 22, 2010
même en francais ca devrais être "NO FAT CHICKS"
shagg187Aug 22, 2010
Digg comes out and declares "NO OLD NEWS!!!"
shodanxAug 22, 2010
about the same chances of success as that club
deusexmachina7Aug 22, 2010
"Five exclamation marks. The sure sign of an insane mind."
~Terry Pratchett
captainchrisAug 22, 2010
so i just searched my mailbox for "!!!!!". 100% accurate quote.
13point1Aug 23, 2010
I thought it was "the surest sign of someone who wears his underpants on his head."
elryanooAug 22, 2010
Theres fat nightclubs too who cares
finsternisAug 22, 2010
Really? Where?
icewinddaleAug 22, 2010
Wisconsin. Its where the black dudes and fat white girls hang. Boy them blacks sure do love some fat white girl...
lemadAug 22, 2010
USA
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
I'm embarrassed to be a Montrealite right now.
They've earned a nice juicy lawsuit.
cannabistAug 22, 2010
No they didn't. Bouncers can kick whoever the f**k they want, you don't have the right to be there. Getting into a club is a privilege. This privilege is earned easier if you are with a mixed sex group, or if you are hot.
travelsonicAug 22, 2010
It also depends on, I dunno, the laws of the land? Don't know what they are like there, but if they are anything like here in the 'States, then the bouncer would be inviting lawsuit.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
anakastAug 22, 2010
Absolutely, I use to work as a bouncer, and those were the exact words my contractor use to use.
clyentnineAug 22, 2010
Montreal is an awesome city with no shortage of extremely good-looking women.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Someone has to shame them. They sure feel no shame on their own.
archivalqualityAug 22, 2010
The club owners should apologize by having a plus-sized-lady's-night...... They could have a free buffet..
nudarAug 22, 2010
I think they'd make more money if they charged for food by the pound.
funnythatAug 22, 2010
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pieholechaosAug 22, 2010
The Gift of Food
http://digg.com/health/The_Gift_of_Food_Food_and_Fitness_Online
kalvinbAug 22, 2010
Fattie, please.
thejackylAug 22, 2010
It's a private establishment, they can admit whomever they choose.
travelsonicAug 22, 2010
Within the law, whatever it says.
And even then, on a moral level there are degrees in which the public expects a lot of different things - cases where X picking-and-choosing is ok, ad others where it ISN'T. That aspect [social] opens up such a can of worms where one opinion doesn't qualm but instead fuels the debate.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
derspiegelAug 22, 2010
Spoken like someone who doesn't have the slightest clue about something called The Law.
tiptup300Aug 22, 2010
http://www.amazon.com/Law-Frederic-Bastiat/dp/1596059648/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1282498460&sr=1-1
asus3000Aug 22, 2010
dugg for getting "whomever" right.
cdw070Aug 22, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964
blatsekAug 23, 2010
This is for the US first of all and second, read Title II...
idbarAug 22, 2010
Actually, this is more of a self esteem problem. If you think you're fat, you won't even attempt to walk in (that goes also for people that is thin, but thinks is fat). They never said they enforced it.
Some people really need to take care of their shape, not just to look pretty but for healthy reasons. Also, I had the chance of traveling by plane recently, and I found my two flights I had to deal with oversized women sitting by my side. It was uncomfortable for the two of us (the armrest wouldn't even come down and I ended up with a back pain).
fungowskiAug 23, 2010
yeah but now there's no leavins for a poor sap who had an unsuccessful night.
pradaaddictAug 22, 2010
Awesome, no need for a wingman.
ipecacneatAug 22, 2010
GRANADA!
animan351Aug 22, 2010
Last night taught me that you're wrong. I found a girl last night That I would have piled down below most fatty's on my list of women to sleep with. Her friend looked good though so I was wishing I had an able wing man. The ugly one wouldn't quit trying to get me to go home with her and I opted for no sex rather than sex with her.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
shodanxAug 22, 2010
yes, come to digg and brag about refusing sex by choice, that's a good idea
animan351Aug 23, 2010
She told me she makes $3000 a year as a waitress during the summer and gets through the rest of the year on welfare and her child support.
Just one more kid and I bet she's thinking she wouldn't need that summer job either. I could just picture her wrapping her legs around me real tight during climax and screaming "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!".
bdayyearAug 22, 2010
Fat girls need clubs too
slipperyottterAug 22, 2010
club sandwiches
robgfordAug 22, 2010
nice.
jmrocketAug 22, 2010
Good for them, fat people are pig disgusting.
finsternisAug 22, 2010
As are you, assh**e.
jmrocketAug 23, 2010
Awww did I hurt your feelings fatty?
finsternisAug 23, 2010
Ah, the classic "anyone who defends obese people must be obese" comeback.
Do you also think that everyone who is for gay rights is gay?
Is everyone who's against discrimination black?
I'd far rather hang out with any fat person that with a braindead hater like you. They can lose weight, but you'll always be a friendless d**kh**d.
kaegroAug 22, 2010
No dogs allowed.
http://sadtrombone.com/
kevroAug 22, 2010
Drink all you want, Beer goggles are safe here.
sprkoolguyAug 22, 2010
not so fast, they aren't keeping out missing teeth or busted faces
juanbsuAug 22, 2010
This is Canada, not the U.S.
danielvutran1Aug 22, 2010
Sorry but the only US stereotype I know of are that people are dumb, and aren't the best in Geography. (And also fat, but in this case, that doesn't matter.) And I think most people could care less how smart a girl is at a club......................... in fact the dumber she is, the better.
atroaciousAug 22, 2010
They banned fat girls not ugly girls
russ3Aug 22, 2010
s**t this will really cut into their maine tourism, id never seen true fatiness til i moved to maine.
ceraphinAug 22, 2010
Go to the Midwest
maqikelefantAug 22, 2010
I live in the midwest, and can attest that this is true. People are ridiculously fat around here. Almost every time I go to the grocery, I see someone riding one of those motorized carts because they are literally too fat to walk.
kanockAug 22, 2010
I used to be just into the "obese" category in terms of body fat percentage. Though my weight was still quite low because I didn't have any muscles either. :P Anyways, I eventually got to the point where I said "enough is enough, I can't go on like this" and got into shape. I don't know how anyone can get so fat that they can't walk. It's absolutely pathetic.
oatmealbatman2Aug 22, 2010
My buddy works at Walmart, and has told me that motorized carts are sometimes taken up by hideously overweight people, leaving the real disabled people to wait for one to become available. I've also heard stories about bodily fluids on the carts, but let's not go there.
danielvutran1Aug 22, 2010
@OatmealBatman2 WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM DON'T TELL ME THAT s**t
mattm1Aug 22, 2010
I live in Maine, and spent my high school and college years in the Midwest. I was visitiing my brother two years ago, who lives 45 minutes south of St. Louis, the main difference in Missouri from Maine, I noticed were the large number of fat men. Just from my observation the women were about the same.
I am a fat guy myself (5'10" 240 lbs) I noticed I was relatively small in comparison.
gilgamesh999Aug 22, 2010
The solution is a club for teh fat ppls... then its fair!!!!!
robert99aAug 22, 2010
i didn't even read that and I burried it.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Myspace is "dat" way --------------------------->
occasusAug 22, 2010
To each his own.
qazwsAug 22, 2010
I guess she wasn't a fat women. No fat girls allowed underage in a nightclub.
nameivomAug 22, 2010
Pretty dumb when you consider those fat girls could rack up a hefty bar bill for your business especially if they get in with no cover charge. I know a few big girls who can easily drink my skinny girlfriends under the table.
(Sent from iDigg)Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
gguillornAug 22, 2010
Not that dumb. Which club would you as a customer rather go to, one with fat people in it or one with fit people in it?
brewbeauAug 22, 2010
Yes, it is dumb. For one, nobody is suggesting the only alternative to not allowing fat people is only allowing fat people. And sometimes, fat people have thin friends and thin people have fat friends. I'm sure the thin people in that party will desert their fat friends to go into the club, though.
dogoidAug 22, 2010
good, good.
wmuteAug 22, 2010
Talk about blown out of proportion.
It wasn't the club or the owner that said 'no fat girls'. It was the low-level promoters (aka, the 'free guestlist before 12am' people) who posted that on a facebook event. In fact, having been to that club, i'd be more worried about ugly girls than fat girls.
I'm surprised this story got all the way to CBS. Funny how far sensationalist stories can go. This story is no different than if someone posts 'No Fat Girls' on a digg forum, and then CBS suddenly writes up a column stating "Online Website DIGG declares no fat girls".
techdeverAug 22, 2010
No Fat Girls!
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
CBS Breaking News: This just in. Kevin Rose declares Digg a fat girl free zone.
goldyoshiAug 22, 2010
girl free zone*
fixed!
joejitsuAug 22, 2010
I think you were the first person on the comments page that actually read the article before commenting.
wmuteAug 22, 2010
This "story" was first reported in The Gazette, Montreal's english newspaper, which was silly in the first place considering that they blew it up as if the club owners were the ones with this policy. They didn't take into account that the owners have nothing to do with creating those facebook events.
If I make a "Let's Celebrate Christmas!" facebook event, but I write "No Fat Girls", it'd be ridiculous if a newspaper or any media outlet suddenly writes up an article condemning the Vatican and the Pope for disregarding fat chicks. But unfortunately, some "stories" are hard to resist and few people are willing to look into it.
Montreal's club scene isn't innocent, and while looks aren't really important, the real problems are racial problems. If anyone remembers 3519 on st-laurent, their owners were terribly racist. The same goes for Ivy, which used to be the Orchid and attracted a lot of black clientele, but now tries really hard to avoid that by giving black people a hard time getting in, since they want to attract the trashy, french, white south shore people types that go to Fuzzy and garbage like that.
Truth be told, it's now how you look for club owners, it's how much is in your wallet. Can't get in? Tell them you're buying a couple of bottles, and you're in.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
turboweiAug 22, 2010
I wholeheartedly agree with the no-fattie policy of the club.
Unless you are a fattie yourself...
kellykirkJan 8, 2011
The owner probably put the sign up after a bunch of overweight Americans showed up... I mean, come on, we are THE fattest country in the world.
It's just a nicer way of saying "No Americans"
silverstandardAug 22, 2010
Digg freaks out over Rand Paul's defense of private business discriminating, but not this case?
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
SilverStandard?
How about InaccurateAnalogy.
murrdpirateAug 22, 2010
Exactly. Black people are not the same as fat people.
silverstandardAug 22, 2010
How is it inaccurate? Are you going to answer or are you just going to make a clever joke? Or perhaps ad hominem will suit you?
murrdpirateAug 23, 2010
algaeturd?
How about algaeturd.
justjohn025Aug 22, 2010
they do this s**t in miami all the time
georgeclaytonAug 23, 2010
Correct. If you're not a 9 or 10 in looks, or buy massively overpriced bottle service, you can't get in certain clubs.
ceraphinAug 22, 2010
I agree with this club, shame they'll be shut down
dikkyAug 22, 2010
most fat chicks get their attention via fattitude and its f**king annoying
themike255Aug 22, 2010
Dugg for "fattitude"
shodanxAug 22, 2010
there is no such thing as fattidue, that's the same old typical girl attitude without the prettyness to erase it out of our minds !
hexrrAug 22, 2010
They need a sign "no stupid people allowed". Although that would probably eliminate most of their clientele...and staff...
libertyprimeAug 22, 2010
That and no orange people or duck faces. But I guess it would fall under "no stupid people allowed."
1b2aAug 22, 2010
Or rat, or horse faces.
crytekemployee3Aug 22, 2010
i would never f**k a fat chick
asus3000Aug 22, 2010
I did it once.. It was a sympathy f**k..
/hangs head
raoulduke310Aug 22, 2010
you mean she gave you sympathy? :/
somnipotentAug 22, 2010
really? fat chicks are the best f**ks imho, ymmv.
raoulduke310Aug 22, 2010
They must overcompensate...
shodanxAug 22, 2010
or just plain compensate, they are fatties afterall, that's a lot to compensate for
slvrbullet87Aug 22, 2010
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stonerrobotAug 22, 2010
cuz they're hungry!
xkorbinAug 22, 2010
because they have to.
helwa1988Aug 22, 2010
you know private clubs have a right to admit whoever they want. so if it is no overwweight people then so be it. but my issue is why did they only mention women? what about fat guys? this is where the double standard comes is. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
arvickheroAug 22, 2010
Fat men can still be suave and sexy. Fat women can't no matter how you look at it lol
sixthreeAug 22, 2010
Fat guys still have money.
drsolaceAug 23, 2010
Double standards exist; one has to deal with them.
dopreAug 22, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0&feature=av2n
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
Whether or not they post it, they could easily just as well keep that standard without publicly admitting it.
A LOT of clubs in bigger cities won't let the fatties in. They keep a guy at the door and he judges whether or not you fit the look of the club as the owner wants it presented.
It's PR control more than anything else because the guys are generally the ones paying for drinks and guys aren't going out to scope out fat chicks. They're going to look for hot girls.
Pack your club full of hot girls and you've pretty much packed your club with dudes who are looking for them.
Plain and simple.
The U.S. used to be a lot more fat discriminatory until everyone became fat. Suddenly it's OK to be fat simply because if you're less fat than some of the super morbidly obese, you can point to them and say, 'they're fat' even though you may be fat too, just on a lesser level.
But this is club world...nothing is what it seems and not much of it is real. They create a make believe world in there for a reason. It's like an amusement park for guys who drink and nobody wants to ride the big, fat, slow roller coaster.
gotbannedagainAug 22, 2010
Put a fatty on a decline and see how fast they move.
d4rthv4derAug 22, 2010
Best comment so far.
buckrogers1965Aug 22, 2010
If you open your doors to the public, then you should allow anyone that walks up to your door in to do business. You should not be allowed to discriminate in who your customers are, it should be first come, first serve.
Next thing you know, they will be posting, "No blacks allowed." Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
negative4Aug 22, 2010
How about 'No dumbasses that don't respect property rights'.
julesxAug 22, 2010
So they shouldn't be allowed to enforce a dress code?
While fat people and a dress code aren't exactly the same, my point is that it's still a judgment call made by the guy at the front door.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
buckrogers1965Aug 22, 2010
Sure they should have a dress code. Food is served there. Shirt, shoes and pants should be required.
issacharAug 22, 2010
It's a nice idea, but you immediately run into obviously legitimate exception.
Easy one. Women's only gyms.
zarokimaAug 22, 2010
Why should a women-only gym be an exception? What about a white-only gym?
negative4Aug 23, 2010
Do what you want with your property. If you want to run your business into the ground, that's your deal.
issacharAug 23, 2010
@Zarokima
Women's only gyms are an exception because the vast majority of people think that they're an acceptable exception. You might not, but almost everyone else disagrees with you. This makes them an acceptable exception. You really don't need to go farther than that to justify them.
The reason people are perfectly content with women's only gyms is that there isn't exactly a shortage of gyms for men to go to and as a rule, men aren't uncomfortable exercising in the presence of women. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
zarokimaAug 23, 2010
issachar: Yes, you do need to go further than that. In a land where discrimination, even on private property, is illegal, you can't turn around and start opening gyms that discriminate against men. There's no shortage of gyms for women to go to, either, so why do they need their own? What you and your claimed majority are calling acceptable is sexism. Discrimination is discrimination, plain and simple.
This discussions is moot since we don't live in such a land (well, I don't, but I don't know about Canadian law), and you're free to make horrible business/ethics decisions for your establishment, but you are showing very clear-cut sexism in favor of women.
issacharAug 23, 2010
@Zarokima
Yes.
It's sexism. So what? Our culture by and large doesn't find all sexism bad. We find some sexism perfectly reasonable and the vast bulk of men and women don't have any problem with it.
We don't have a problem with women's only gyms, we don't have a problem with rape crisis shelters refusing to hire men and we don't have a problem with "separate but equal" toilets for men and women.
Almost all people find those kinds of sexism reasonable. That's life.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
mrswapAug 22, 2010
Although the customers come from the "public", the club itself is private. Think of it more like a country club and you'll find it makes more sense (and why it's legal).
Having said that, I'd have a real problem if there was a club that came out and said no blacks or something. I've never had much of a problem with being selective due to looks/sex appeal. I'll admit I'm having trouble formulating a logical reason as to why one is OK and not the other.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
CSA4everAug 22, 2010
What would be wrong with excluding blacks or red heads or old people? It simply gives clubs that do not discriminate a competitive advantage. And it would likely assist these groups in starting their own clubs with whatever rules they wanted. I think people should be allowed to cater to and associate with whoever they like.
mrswapAug 23, 2010
All the other examples have logical reasons instead of racism I guess.
sgcanuckAug 22, 2010
right to refuse service is crucial to business (having been involved briefly in my family restaurant). i understand that it can be misused, but thats the necessary evil of it.
this situation begs how far will you go to limit the dishonest/sleezy people from doing what they do without treading on the the innocent who actually need to ban people from their workplaces. douchebags will always find a way to be douches, but if you punish the everyday man with them, thats just gonna open up bigger problems.
rudegarAug 22, 2010
is this good or bad news for wingmen ?
mrswapAug 22, 2010
It's very good news for wingmen, unless said wingmen are only capable of bagging a fatty, which suggests they wouldn't be very good wingmen anyway.
nepixAug 22, 2010
no one at this club will have to "take one for the team" in terms of the fatties.. but remember gents there are ugly skinny girls too
zambukaAug 22, 2010
A lot of people are crying double standards over this. It is not just discrimination it is good business practice.
Men already spend more cash at nightclubs than women do and the more eyecandy available the more money gets spent.
armchaircmdrAug 22, 2010
I have an idea, put down the cheeseburger and go for a run.
CSA4everAug 22, 2010
So why is it 'Armchair...'??
blklightningAug 23, 2010
yeah, it should be flabby-arm chair.
robert99aAug 22, 2010
What amazes me is that some people still go to clubs. What a bunch of no-life losers.
chileangodAug 22, 2010
I go dancing one every once in a while and while I share the though of the overall club culture I totally separate myself from it. I just go to dance and have a good time.
negative4Aug 22, 2010
Yeah, they're the losers.
robharperAug 22, 2010
Where else are you gonna meet club skanks??
rahazAug 22, 2010
Seriously man clubbing is way less lifing than making fun of club hoppers on digg.
s2kadom_Aug 22, 2010
At the gate of Heaven, there will be a sign saying "NO DOUCHEBAGS".
In the end, all is fair.
chupwnAug 22, 2010
At the gate of Heaven, they'll be a sign saying "Just Kidding", and then you'll be thrown into nothingness.
gguillornAug 22, 2010
There better not be fat people in heaven. The last thing I want to do is wait in line for food.
apocadallAug 22, 2010
Jokes on you, there is no heaven. The douchebags will just rot in the ground.