thesun.co.uk— A BUSTY artist is putting her 38DD boobs to good use — by PAINTING pictures with them. Kira Ayn Varszegi covers her breasts in paint and then presses them like brushes against her canvases.
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In one of my print making college art courses, a guy used his dick as a "stamp" - painted it and pressed it onto the paper to make a series of original prints. Luckily, he created the collection outside of the classroom.
It's true...lots of nipple soreness, back & knee pain from kneeling on newspaper for several hours each session. This article managed to make my painting sessions look sexy & fun, but realistically, it's sometimes painful and extremely messy.
38 is the measurement around the ribs. The letter is how many inches bigger the boobs are than the ribs. If you have a 38 measurement, either you have a barrel chest or you're NOT skinny.
The way it ends up working is that 32F boobs, which sound really freaking huge, are actually about the same amount of breast tissue as 38C boobs, just on a smaller body.
This. So many guys get hung up on th cup size, and ignore the band size. Any skinny girl who wears a 38DD is wearing the wrong bra size and permanently ruining her back. My ribs are 27" around and my bust is 38" around. I was miserable trying to wear 36DDs for years. Finally got a proper fitting, and now I wear a 28J -- round up to the nearest even number for the band (ignore the bulls**t they tell you about adding 4-5" for the band size, that's a recipe fir a backache), and 11" difference between bust and ribs equals J cup (one letter for each inch difference, plus one for DD). I no longer have back or shoulder pain and my boobs look awesome.
Short version: 38DD = on the chunky side, or wearing the wrong size bra. Either way, DNW. Guys, educate yourselves! Girls, wear the right size!
I am so with you on the "don't add 4-5 inch" thing. I think maybe that works if you have like a b cup, but if you actually require support, it's a disaster.
28J huh? how do you like having to order all your bras from the UK? I have a hard enough time finding 32F or G bras and I know it's harder to find them the smaller your band.
smemily: Actually I found a store in Austin TX called Petticoat Fair that has a really great selection. My favorite right now is a 30G that they alter for me, taking 2" out of the band to make it a 28J equivalent. There's also figleaves.com, so I haven't had to order from the UK yet, thankfully.
crossmr: It's something I know a lot about, so it's one of the few things that motivates me to actually login and comment, lol. I use the same name (RyotTelora) on photobucket, if you want pics. Mostly costuming/sewing pictures (I sew a lot for myself, since most things don't fit otherwise), but other than reference pictures, they're all me.
I've ordered some from Bravissimo.com which specializes in stuff for people with boobs. It's in the UK so takes a long time to ship but is otherwise great. I don't have anything locally since I'm in the boonies.
You say, "The letter is how many inches bigger the boobs are than the ribs."
Surely, the above implies that taking the breast as a stand-alone entity, people with the same amount of breast flesh will have the same cup-letter, disregarding the overall chest-girth of the person in question.
However, you then say
"The way it ends up working is that 32F boobs, which sound really freaking huge, are actually about the same amount of breast tissue as 38C boobs, just on a smaller body."
Which completely contradicts the previous statement. In fact, according to one of the other explanations it implies that the girls have the same bust size, but one has a smaller rib size and therefore presumably larger breasts - more breast flesh.
There's really no way to explain this without complicated drawings of circles, or actual bras, or whatever, but suffice to say that many manufacturers use the exact same fabric pattern for the boob part of a 36B and a 34C and a 32D bra. They just put it on a different shaped band part.
And sizing isn't even standardized by country or manufacturer, but as a rule, cup size is COMPLETELY relative to band size, and band size is the ribcage.
But you can't even really rely on this when reading supposed bust measurements online, because there are always idiots like Chelsea Charms who claims to have an impossible "153xxx" bra size.... just think about that. Even if the measurement around her boobs were 153, that would be a diameter of over 4 feet - 4 feet!!! - which would make it impossible for her to walk through a house's front door.
And whoever said the Sun doesn't cover relevant developments in the arts! It truly is a paper for cultural elites. Where's my monocle? I'm gonna read the Sun.
Obvious hack is obvious. I hope she's using all non-toxic paints, but it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't bother to check.
I hate it when people need to be "controversial" or "gimmicky" to make it into the art world. It usually means their artistic ability just doesn't cut it. Still... people eat this s**t up, while artists with actual talent have to work extremely hard to get anywhere.
Gonna start doing enema paintings. See if i make it big that way.
He didn't do anything new. For proof, give some paints to a 3-year-old and watch their little creative process. Depending on the child's level of development they might even produce a superior work, in that there is at least some kind of recognizable pattern to it.
I question how someone could be bad at randomly splattering paint. No, seriously, look at this s**t: http://www.google.com/images?q=jackson%20pollock
A few of them have some kind of form, and I even see one that I actually like, but the majority appear to be the result of dipping a few brushes in paint and flailing them in the general direction of the canvas. That is not art. I realize that art is subjective, I realize that not everything of any particular medium is art, and I realize that different people will think different things to be art. However, I can definitively say that the majority of those so-called paintings are NOT art.
You got me there. However, a 3 year old will never match the best of Pollock, and most adults can't either. As i said, I don't like his work, in fact, i absolutely hate. Ever see a later Dali? A lot of his work is absolute garbage a 3 year old could match, but that doesn't discredit everything else he did
I'm no one-trick pony. My breast paintings aren't even 1/10th of my portfolio. And yeah, I'm smart enough to research my paints via MSDS for each specific color. P.S. You're a douchebag.
She's painting pictures and that's your comment? Is it okay for a woman to not be turning you on? Can you accept a female human as, you know, a human? Even if breasts are the topic? Sigh.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Rotundo you ignorant slut; this pathetic artist relies on the idea that people will see her, and by extension her "work," in a sexual context. Is it ok for you to adhere to the obvious instead of trying to push your ridiculous and stupid and ridiculously stupid agenda?
Note to self: you never get diggs for defending fat chicks.
Reddfoxx1562 - thanks for the kind lesson. Has it ever occurred to you that not everyone immediately thinks "I need to want to f**k this" to respect someone's sexuality? Stick to the obvious all you want, but the world is largely non-obvious.
reddfoxx1562 - FYI, this whole series of mine has been around since 2000. The "niche" is not that I paint with my breasts...it's that I treat the method as a fine art, don't offer photos or videos of the process, and refuse to sexualize it in any way. I'm LIVID that they put this Victoria chick's video in the same article.
THANK YOU. Finally someone gets it. I've been presenting my paintings in a tasteful, non-controversial manner for the past 10 years. I guess that's why it hasn't been newsworthy until now.
Pretty much seems from these comments that only men would be interested in buying them, yet she makes them something she would hang on her own way. Basically making them really f**king girly. Then what do they do with it? Give it to their wife? Ha.
shroomtimeAug 2, 2010
I never loved paintings so much.
alanocuAug 2, 2010Submitter
I'm working on the headline fix...should be "uses" not "users"
cpdylanAug 2, 2010
Don't bother, the 38DD's overshadows the rest of the headline!!
alanocuAug 2, 2010Submitter
Thank you Digg for the fix.
sanmanAug 3, 2010
sidepanel: "Vote for Britain's Best Boobs"
wasn't clickable :(
lurchermanAug 2, 2010
Eye-catching pieces indeed.
blaikeAug 2, 2010
Somehow, I don't think pictures I painted with my penis would sell very well.
eastwood24Aug 2, 2010
Persistence will eventually pay off for you.
piratearggghhhAug 3, 2010
No, I'm sure it's great for the fine brush strokes...sorry had to say it! LOL
piieerrrreeAug 3, 2010
I don't think having paint in your urethra would be worth it
califragAug 3, 2010
http://digg.com/people/prickasso_paints_self_portrait_with_his_pic
...................
mbraynardAug 3, 2010
You could make those stipple portraits for the Wall Street Journal.
thegreycatAug 3, 2010
In one of my print making college art courses, a guy used his dick as a "stamp" - painted it and pressed it onto the paper to make a series of original prints. Luckily, he created the collection outside of the classroom.
gbudavidAug 2, 2010
Just Keeping abreast of the Art world is Exhilarating.:))
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
It touches something deep down in the mammaries..
bettverbotenAug 2, 2010
The music makes it all seem so magical /s
zeeakzAug 2, 2010
Wish I could be her painting pad.
Closed AccountAug 2, 2010
Those are the breast pictures I've seen.
creationismlolAug 3, 2010
Yes they are very good, there's no chance of her business ever going t**s up.
misterexAug 3, 2010
If my mammary serves me right, you are correct.
freeridstyleeAug 3, 2010
It's utterly possible, those are some nice pictures.
mazxAug 3, 2010
Its udderly possible, those are some nice pictures. (Fixed)
twotwentyeightAug 3, 2010
Someone should nipple this joke in the bud
diggdontbanmeAug 3, 2010
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dwotAug 2, 2010
Ugh think of the chafing.
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
It's true...lots of nipple soreness, back & knee pain from kneeling on newspaper for several hours each session. This article managed to make my painting sessions look sexy & fun, but realistically, it's sometimes painful and extremely messy.
werfwerAug 2, 2010
see the fine lines in the upper left corner? it was cold that day.
bosskeyAug 3, 2010
On winter days, she does etchings.
slrarpAug 3, 2010
either that or the paint was cold
namslamAug 2, 2010
what does she do with her hands in the meantime?
mazxAug 3, 2010
Who cares LOL
torikanAug 3, 2010
totally not thinking about hands right now. lol
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
I hold the canvas with my hands. Ignore that chick in the video - she's doing it all wrong.
nevermiss1Aug 2, 2010
I approve of the innovation
winklemanAug 2, 2010
Your move, Mona Lisa.
ofnumbersAug 3, 2010
http://i.imgur.com/m4eCw.jpg
The battle begins.
captainmcbadAug 2, 2010
Not overly sure how I feel about this. 0_o
schwartzloenardAug 2, 2010
She should hook up with that South African guy who uses his penis to paint portraits of famous people!
soulflyhighAug 3, 2010
Pricasso? He is Australian.
ckhhrryissAug 2, 2010
You gotta love when 38DD breasts are put to work.
misteratozAug 3, 2010
You gotta love 38 DD breasts.
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
I'm the artist. They're 36DD. Just setting the facts straight.
edubs519Aug 3, 2010
can i be the canvas??!!?!? :)
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
CB
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
"I think my art raises more than a few smiles."
I think it raises more than smiles.
InfinityComplexAug 3, 2010
I think my cholesterol level raised 20 points.
piratearggghhhAug 3, 2010
If she lays them down, I can trace the outline and use that as 2 large mountains, or maybe mickey mouse ears etc...endless possibilities.
teknotantAug 3, 2010
38DD t**s on a Fat chick are not the same as a 38DD t**s on a skinny chick.
hampsterstyleAug 3, 2010
Agreed. But they're still some big-ass titties!
smemilyAug 3, 2010
Skinny chicks CAN'T HAVE 38DD breasts.
38 is the measurement around the ribs. The letter is how many inches bigger the boobs are than the ribs. If you have a 38 measurement, either you have a barrel chest or you're NOT skinny.
The way it ends up working is that 32F boobs, which sound really freaking huge, are actually about the same amount of breast tissue as 38C boobs, just on a smaller body.
ryotteloraAug 3, 2010
This. So many guys get hung up on th cup size, and ignore the band size. Any skinny girl who wears a 38DD is wearing the wrong bra size and permanently ruining her back. My ribs are 27" around and my bust is 38" around. I was miserable trying to wear 36DDs for years. Finally got a proper fitting, and now I wear a 28J -- round up to the nearest even number for the band (ignore the bulls**t they tell you about adding 4-5" for the band size, that's a recipe fir a backache), and 11" difference between bust and ribs equals J cup (one letter for each inch difference, plus one for DD). I no longer have back or shoulder pain and my boobs look awesome.
Short version: 38DD = on the chunky side, or wearing the wrong size bra. Either way, DNW. Guys, educate yourselves! Girls, wear the right size!
smemilyAug 3, 2010
I am so with you on the "don't add 4-5 inch" thing. I think maybe that works if you have like a b cup, but if you actually require support, it's a disaster.
28J huh? how do you like having to order all your bras from the UK? I have a hard enough time finding 32F or G bras and I know it's harder to find them the smaller your band.
crossmrAug 3, 2010
pics or it didn't happen..
as someone who has made 99% of their comments on digg about their breasts I think you can understand..
ryotteloraAug 3, 2010
smemily: Actually I found a store in Austin TX called Petticoat Fair that has a really great selection. My favorite right now is a 30G that they alter for me, taking 2" out of the band to make it a 28J equivalent. There's also figleaves.com, so I haven't had to order from the UK yet, thankfully.
crossmr: It's something I know a lot about, so it's one of the few things that motivates me to actually login and comment, lol. I use the same name (RyotTelora) on photobucket, if you want pics. Mostly costuming/sewing pictures (I sew a lot for myself, since most things don't fit otherwise), but other than reference pictures, they're all me.
smemilyAug 3, 2010
I've ordered some from Bravissimo.com which specializes in stuff for people with boobs. It's in the UK so takes a long time to ship but is otherwise great. I don't have anything locally since I'm in the boonies.
Did you ever finish making the corset? I made one a few years ago. http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=186549.0 I sew a lot too, but more for my kids than for myself.
essarAug 3, 2010
These explanations don't make sense to me.
You say, "The letter is how many inches bigger the boobs are than the ribs."
Surely, the above implies that taking the breast as a stand-alone entity, people with the same amount of breast flesh will have the same cup-letter, disregarding the overall chest-girth of the person in question.
However, you then say
"The way it ends up working is that 32F boobs, which sound really freaking huge, are actually about the same amount of breast tissue as 38C boobs, just on a smaller body."
Which completely contradicts the previous statement. In fact, according to one of the other explanations it implies that the girls have the same bust size, but one has a smaller rib size and therefore presumably larger breasts - more breast flesh.
So, which is it?
smemilyAug 3, 2010
There's really no way to explain this without complicated drawings of circles, or actual bras, or whatever, but suffice to say that many manufacturers use the exact same fabric pattern for the boob part of a 36B and a 34C and a 32D bra. They just put it on a different shaped band part.
And sizing isn't even standardized by country or manufacturer, but as a rule, cup size is COMPLETELY relative to band size, and band size is the ribcage.
But you can't even really rely on this when reading supposed bust measurements online, because there are always idiots like Chelsea Charms who claims to have an impossible "153xxx" bra size.... just think about that. Even if the measurement around her boobs were 153, that would be a diameter of over 4 feet - 4 feet!!! - which would make it impossible for her to walk through a house's front door.
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
My breasts are 36DD, dammit! I almost want to ask for a retraction.
eurynom0sAug 3, 2010
t**s: What don't they make better?
konradryanAug 3, 2010
Cancer.
lantzaAug 3, 2010
http://sadtrombone.com/
almeida37Aug 3, 2010
Can we see her wash these brushes?
scarper86Aug 3, 2010
Heathens the lot of you! You're all going to...ooh boobies.
area206Aug 3, 2010
And whoever said the Sun doesn't cover relevant developments in the arts! It truly is a paper for cultural elites. Where's my monocle? I'm gonna read the Sun.
marx2kAug 3, 2010
tubby chick needs attention.
faberskiAug 3, 2010
not nice boobies!
cutlerchrisAug 3, 2010
Please "NSFW" next time!!! Her art is aweful!
reddfoxx1562Aug 3, 2010
That's why she uses a s**tty gimmick.
cheezinternAug 3, 2010
That's art I can get into
wrath017Aug 3, 2010
Obvious hack is obvious. I hope she's using all non-toxic paints, but it wouldn't surprise me if she didn't bother to check.
I hate it when people need to be "controversial" or "gimmicky" to make it into the art world. It usually means their artistic ability just doesn't cut it. Still... people eat this s**t up, while artists with actual talent have to work extremely hard to get anywhere.
Gonna start doing enema paintings. See if i make it big that way.
zarokimaAug 3, 2010
Look up Jackson Pollock. I'd say enema painting has already been proven quite profitable.
wrath017Aug 3, 2010
I'm not a fan of Pollock, but hee at least did something new, so sorta gets a free pass... Anybody after him not so much.
zarokimaAug 3, 2010
He didn't do anything new. For proof, give some paints to a 3-year-old and watch their little creative process. Depending on the child's level of development they might even produce a superior work, in that there is at least some kind of recognizable pattern to it.
I question how someone could be bad at randomly splattering paint. No, seriously, look at this s**t: http://www.google.com/images?q=jackson%20pollock
A few of them have some kind of form, and I even see one that I actually like, but the majority appear to be the result of dipping a few brushes in paint and flailing them in the general direction of the canvas. That is not art. I realize that art is subjective, I realize that not everything of any particular medium is art, and I realize that different people will think different things to be art. However, I can definitively say that the majority of those so-called paintings are NOT art.
wrath017Aug 3, 2010
You got me there. However, a 3 year old will never match the best of Pollock, and most adults can't either. As i said, I don't like his work, in fact, i absolutely hate. Ever see a later Dali? A lot of his work is absolute garbage a 3 year old could match, but that doesn't discredit everything else he did
bossm4nAug 3, 2010
Agreed. I was never a fan of Jack the dripper.
slicky803Aug 3, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Mi0Bw75GI
wrath017Aug 3, 2010
Noooooo!
I was gonna be an innovator! f**k.
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
I'm no one-trick pony. My breast paintings aren't even 1/10th of my portfolio. And yeah, I'm smart enough to research my paints via MSDS for each specific color. P.S. You're a douchebag.
hampsterstyleAug 3, 2010
Need some help cleaning those brushes?
kennykljAug 3, 2010
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rotundoAug 3, 2010
She's painting pictures and that's your comment? Is it okay for a woman to not be turning you on? Can you accept a female human as, you know, a human? Even if breasts are the topic? Sigh.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
kennykljAug 3, 2010
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rotundoAug 3, 2010
And you made me jizz in my pants. Thanks.
reddfoxx1562Aug 3, 2010
Rotundo you ignorant slut; this pathetic artist relies on the idea that people will see her, and by extension her "work," in a sexual context. Is it ok for you to adhere to the obvious instead of trying to push your ridiculous and stupid and ridiculously stupid agenda?
Sigh.
rotundoAug 3, 2010
Note to self: you never get diggs for defending fat chicks.
Reddfoxx1562 - thanks for the kind lesson. Has it ever occurred to you that not everyone immediately thinks "I need to want to f**k this" to respect someone's sexuality? Stick to the obvious all you want, but the world is largely non-obvious.
Cheers.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
reddfoxx1562 - FYI, this whole series of mine has been around since 2000. The "niche" is not that I paint with my breasts...it's that I treat the method as a fine art, don't offer photos or videos of the process, and refuse to sexualize it in any way. I'm LIVID that they put this Victoria chick's video in the same article.
miamisunAug 3, 2010
Yeah, I have to say i expected erotic but found it to be the exact opposite. She made breasts non erotic. There is breast cancer and her.
rotundoAug 3, 2010
Breasts are not erotic most of the time. Do you walk around with a woody all day? Or do you live in an all-male society?
Also, your mother has breasts. Erotic to you?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
gerrykAug 3, 2010
Breasts are erotic most of the time.
There... fixed
ilovebaconAug 3, 2010
THANK YOU. Finally someone gets it. I've been presenting my paintings in a tasteful, non-controversial manner for the past 10 years. I guess that's why it hasn't been newsworthy until now.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Yeah ...thats great. *yawn*
davidtcAug 3, 2010
If the painting are too big for some people, I can do micro versions with my penis.
manbatcowAug 3, 2010
attention whore much?
bobdigiAug 3, 2010
Double D's please.
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Van GoGo
assassyn360Aug 3, 2010
You do not... have great NY boobs.
thenepentheAug 3, 2010
Pretty much seems from these comments that only men would be interested in buying them, yet she makes them something she would hang on her own way. Basically making them really f**king girly. Then what do they do with it? Give it to their wife? Ha.
remisserAug 3, 2010
Prickasso and this women should team up.
assassyn360Aug 3, 2010
If your boobs look like this →(.)(.) Then that is not attractive and you should be arrested for posting them on the internet.☹
If your boobs look like this →◯◯ Then you have great... internet boobs! ヅComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
smemilyAug 3, 2010
You only like boobs with no nipples? I think the boobs aren't the problem here....
suicidemouseAug 3, 2010
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asus3000Aug 3, 2010
LMAO "Artist"
tacotruck08Aug 3, 2010
Someone please tell me the name of the song in the video. THanks
adhdocdAug 3, 2010
You had me at 38DD
williemainAug 3, 2010
I may not know art, but I know what I like...her titties!
theghoulAug 3, 2010
My car needs waxing. Slowly.
zixelAug 3, 2010
http://www.buzzman-tv.com/good-idea/pricasso-comment-peindre-dun-coup-de-penis/
kantenAug 3, 2010
"The Sun"
Move along.
andrewdbAug 3, 2010
I would, but I can't get around the ginormous 38DD breasts.