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refin3dAug 20, 2010Submitter
Sitting here, broken hearted,
Tried to s**t but only farted,
Then one day I took a chance,
Tried to fart and s**t my pants.
jwcolourAug 21, 2010
I feel like this poem is standard for all toilets. Every s**tter should come with this engraved in the bowl.
janycAug 20, 2010
Saw this written way down at the bottom of the wall next to a toilet:
"If you can read this, you're at full throttle"
I couldn't stop laughing.
insomniasystemsAug 20, 2010
Girls! don't waste it! Get paid to pee!
nouman1989Aug 21, 2010
Have a nice poooo
fazzmaniaAug 21, 2010
Buried for the obnoxious title.
oxidaneAug 21, 2010
Buzz Killington.
chundermuffinAug 21, 2010
Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria.
[from my high school days]
riverstyxAug 21, 2010
"What are you laughing at, the joke's in your hand!"
toolboxnjAug 21, 2010
Dugg for bacon
trizzAug 21, 2010
My favorite I've seen is "Shake it in the air, beat it on the wall. Not until you put it in your pants will the last drop fall." I wish I could shake that man's hands...you know, after we wash.
gothenburgpanicAug 21, 2010
I'm pretty sure the first one isn't supposed to be funny.
It's actually incredibly depressing.
matttaylorsuiAug 21, 2010
the joke isn't on the wall, it's in your hands
retrodigg123Aug 21, 2010
I remember this one well:
"Some come here to sit and think,
Others come here to s**t and stink,
I come here to scratch my balls,
And write silly poems on these walls."
godblewupAug 21, 2010
i like the property of mcdonalds now one..reminds me of the first yesmen film..if youve not seen that go get it and the new yes men fix the world p2p edition which is free, look them up on imdb.com
subductionAug 21, 2010
I don't mind people using LOL, I just mind them using it like that's how we all actually talk.
cranqAug 21, 2010
LOL so true LOL
wakkyweedAug 21, 2010
Read this one twenty years ago and for some odd reason it struck a chord:
"If both your arms fell off, how would you pick them up?"
slackdragonAug 21, 2010
The number of people that carry indelible markers on their person is impressive.
rockandrollmarkAug 21, 2010
We aim to please. You aim too please
samoutAug 21, 2010
Damn, all I ever read on toilet walls are stuff like "X [teen girl] likes to be f**ked in the ass", or "boys, call this number and get anal sex".. Teens have weeeird obsession with butts
jordanking34Aug 22, 2010
What's funny about the 10% of the population being gay one?