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emecksAug 24, 2010
Hey-Ho, Hey-Ho, It's off to Guam I go.
wakkyweedAug 24, 2010
I have no idea what the fascination with virgins is. Virgins are boring in bed and even if you are very careful you will cause them to have some sort of pain or discomfort along the way. What's so fun about that?
And yes, I'm speaking from multiple experiences.
nyxerebosAug 24, 2010
@emecks, Wakkyweed: I agree with both of you. Sex with virgins is tricky, liable to end badly and it's quite likely they won't enjoy the experience. Bummer. On top of that I've always thought there was an edge of ugliness and misogyny to virginity fetishes.
But.. being paid to have sex with lots of young women, sounds awesome - way more so than being a male porn star (which I believe isn't that great).
gympyAug 24, 2010
Sex with a virgin, is better than no sex at all.
twent4Aug 24, 2010
Richard Jeni bit reference?
pakobedejoAug 24, 2010
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greg2kAug 30, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Nice illustrations :)...
ravenlarkAug 24, 2010
[Citation needed]
anoriginalnameAug 24, 2010
and here's a citation proving the first one wrong
http://www.projectguam.com/the-virgin-rumor
rudiger81Aug 25, 2010
And that the infographic gets its information from Marie Claire throws into question the legitimacy of the other "facts"
jtotheoeAug 25, 2010
oh, they give their sources alright.
http://www.dribbleglass.com/
can you imagine trying to publish an academic paper with that as a source?
methusalahAug 24, 2010
Can't compete with Beck's opinion on the matter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQfwgzoiq4c&feature=fvw
pradaaddictAug 24, 2010
Remind me not to Honeymoon is Sioux Falls, or go there for any reason ever.
augmettinAug 24, 2010
Do your business on one of the twin beds and then get out of having to cuddle afterwards. Sounds good to me.
twohoundogsAug 24, 2010
Guy: Ok baby why don't you slip back into your bed so we can have more room to sleep.
Girl: What! Are you saying I'm fat?
evange106Aug 24, 2010
I have family there :\
xlehxAug 24, 2010
I've stayed in hotels there. Fortunately they have king beds.
thoseskiersAug 24, 2010
does it come in not an inforgraphic?
saehildAug 24, 2010
Aside from the gross bestiality a lot of these laws just remind me how f**king immature people are about sexuality.
daniellempiaAug 24, 2010
i'm a virgin :(
oh wait! ... f**k
/s
sgerwel1985Aug 24, 2010
FTA: "In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time"
I'm curious as to what possible event must have happened to pass such legislation. Like really, there is always a cause/effect thing. Really wondering about this one.
twohoundogsAug 24, 2010
Well they may have started out with the same law as Cali, Colombia.
andrew1339Aug 24, 2010
I'm betting the porn industry drove this one.
jaydub99Aug 24, 2010
I would like clarification on what is meant by "at the same time". Is it only a 3-way? Does same-day count? Just want to be safe, you never know.
nyxerebosAug 24, 2010
I'm betting a moral panic based on the perceived behavior of some disliked minority, but it could as easily be a religious thing, is a bunch of Biblical law was passed all at one by Catholics:
"If you lie with your wife and your mother-in-law, then all three of your must be burned to death." Leviticus 20:14
lamblikeawolfAug 24, 2010
Perhaps it has something to do with incest?
atarioAug 25, 2010
Yeah, Santa Cruz, Bolivia! Why you gotta be a buzzkill?
goobadyAug 24, 2010
So Nevada plans to be uninhabited in 80 years?
graemeeAug 24, 2010
Not if the criminals cum there.
atlAug 24, 2010
poke a hole in the condom?
nyxerebosAug 24, 2010
This law seems pretty unlikely, and given the other inaccuracies in this graphic, I call BS. Lawmakers are mostly men, and often profess to be religious. Why would men - generally dislike condoms - and whose constituents might think them a sin pass such a law?
sulthernaoAug 24, 2010
Isn't prostitution legal in Las Vegas? Maybe it's a law specifically for that. Although I think most of the laws posted on the site are bulls**t/anachronistic/not enforced.
sacastobastoAug 25, 2010
Prostitution is illegal in Vegas but legal in the rest of the state
pdkidAug 25, 2010
The law in question refers only to prostitution
jhw539Aug 24, 2010
A little skeptical about the Guam virgin-deflowerers. If you can't handle screwing your fiancee' a day early DO NOT GET MARRIED. I suggest diggers do a bit of research before dashing from their basements to the nearest international airport...
wakkyweedAug 24, 2010
I think I'll hold off on the Indonesian vacation plans for now.
fadetooneAug 24, 2010
WTF is up with #8? It's a catch 22 law.
bacwerdsmanAug 24, 2010
It's also completely made up.
<<<Lives in WA
http://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.44
fadetooneAug 24, 2010
Hmm... I wonder if they were generalizing to the state when in fact it's some random town. "In the state of Washington" doesn't necessarily imply it's a state law.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
unluckybastardAug 24, 2010
the baruya and sambia people of new guinea have young boys giving bj's to elder kids/adults/seniors because ingesting their semen will
forget it, this is disgusting
FueledByMaryAug 26, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqV_-4FP0UE
britishforcesAug 24, 2010
Holy f**k I grew up in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Never really noticed the twin bed thing though.
evange106Aug 24, 2010
well if you lived there then why would you need to stay in a hotel?
FueledByMaryAug 26, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqV_-4FP0UE
gbomb323Aug 24, 2010
Wow! It's on the internet, so it must be true, right? I can't believe bull s**t is still going around? I first saw it on the internet 15 years ago. I'm from Guam and I can say that number 1 is completely false. Otherwise, I'd have applied for that job a long time ago.
paperclipsnsoupAug 24, 2010
Its more than likely a regional/religious thing. I doubt if it is law its on a national level.
jtotheoeAug 25, 2010
one of the sources cited at the bottom of the infographic:
http://www.dribbleglass.com/
enough said.
bacwerdsmanAug 24, 2010
Most of these are urban myths.
I live in Washington and #8 doesn't exist.
http://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=9A.44
rootsthatruinAug 24, 2010
I don't think Romboch, Virginia even exists. Either that or, according to weather.com, there's no weather there.
mikemx7fAug 24, 2010
The first page of google search results are all just these strange sex law articles, and it can't be found by google maps.
ryanwbAug 24, 2010
There are a lot of laws on the books from many years past that would take local legislatures decades to vote and overturn, so they leave them alone. So show me a list of the "strangest laws that are actually enforced".
remf3Aug 24, 2010
Just go to Texas, http://www.helium.com/items/281335-is-oral-sex-still-illegal-in-some-states-in-the-us
FueledByMaryAug 26, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqV_-4FP0UE
ianbnetAug 24, 2010
These are just BS -- I'm not sure that any of these are actual laws, this is just a collection of internet rumors with mediocre graphics.
lukeatronAug 24, 2010
Alright! I live in a state where I can walk around with my raging hard on showing through my pants with impunity!
homietheclownAug 25, 2010
Unfortunately for you no one would notice it anyway.
selpatsAug 24, 2010
FAIL!! Most of these are urban legends or just false rumors.
There is no de-flowering in Guam
http://www.projectguam.com/the-virgin-rumor
Murder is murder in Hong Kong. There is no bare hand adultery exception.
The info-graphics is base on false list that has been circulating on line for years
shrathorAug 25, 2010
The one about sex in an ambulance in Tremonton Utah is true. I grew up there.
postalpAug 24, 2010
21: Censored Japanese Porn....
Seriously, who do I have to kill to see Hitomi Tanaka's unobstructed vagina?!
jaydub99Aug 24, 2010
She has an obstructed vagina? Sounds painful, might want to see a doctor...
postalpAug 24, 2010
If im lucky, one day i'll be whats obstructing her vagina.
atlAug 24, 2010
Time to move to guam
10lbhammerAug 24, 2010
I get the strange feeling that every single "law" in this "infographic" is false.
way to fail, coedmagazine.
pabstyloudmouthAug 24, 2010
Nope the one about an erection showing through your pants is actually illegal in Ohio, and it is a misdermenor sex crime, so is pissing outside.
trumpetman4evaAug 24, 2010
I believe pissing outside is public indecency in all 50 states.
ventdivinAug 25, 2010
And that one only
bracomadarAug 24, 2010
Is Bob back from his Indonesian vacation yet?
You haven't heard?
Heard what?
He was jacking off so much that his head eventually fell off.
O_o
pabstyloudmouthAug 24, 2010
Well all diggers beware of #19!
bennisonAug 24, 2010
Almost all of these are made up.
KennethDonnellyAug 24, 2010
hahahahaha you gotta love it when someone does something so crazy and there is no law so the cops can do nothing and then they make a law so it wont happen again #13 and #18
davidsloanAug 24, 2010
How exactly does one f**k a fish?
zukithAug 24, 2010
In the mouth of course.
/I'mFromIdaho
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
Ask Troy McClure, just follow him to the aquarium!
locastusAug 25, 2010
He sleeps with the fishes
snaxieAug 24, 2010
Read a 3rd of this.....pretty sure most of it is bulls**t....zzzzzzz......
ventdivinAug 25, 2010
Read the other 2/3 of it for you, it's bulls**t too
sylxAug 24, 2010
Correct this if its wrong; I heard from a friend that its illegal to masturbate in a vehicle going over 60 mph.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
The UCMJ says you can only have sex in the missionary position, and no oral. Think about that before joining the Army...
solaniisrexAug 25, 2010
And that's why I only do it in the missionary position when there are MPs watching.
unic0rnAug 24, 2010
This is a funny article, but complete BS though.
djkuhkoAug 24, 2010
For Number 10 "it is illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada" this is taken completely out of context. The complete statement is meant for legal brothels ONLY in which, Nevada law requires that registered brothel prostitutes be tested weekly (by a cervical specimen) for gonorrhea and Chlamydia trachomatis, and monthly for HIV and syphilis; furthermore, condoms are mandatory for all oral sex and sexual intercourse. This is to ensure that STD's are not spread and the business of prostitution can flourish and still be safe. Nevada also has laws against engaging in prostitution outside of licensed brothels.
ghostalkerAug 25, 2010
I really want to know what the f**k brought on #13. That had to be the funniest moment in Nevada politics since..... ever.
maddiecakesAug 25, 2010
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piieerrrreeAug 25, 2010
In Canada, it's illegal for more than two men to have anal sex in the same room. no man-trains here
rkstarAug 25, 2010
So... where's Guam?
winnettAug 25, 2010
I wasn't going to click the story link but it said Infographic so I did.
andreegalAug 25, 2010
There's no such a thing in Cali, Colombia. I can asure you that..
hashheadAug 25, 2010
This is mostly just bulls**t "facts"
joculatorAug 25, 2010
I've broken most of those laws.
diggimatorAug 25, 2010
I feel like I just scraped the bottom of the Internet barrel.
gkiltzAug 25, 2010
It is still illegal to buy or sell vibrators in Alabama!
From this posting, I can see why it is so hard to find a good motel room in Sioux Falls!
djphatjiveAug 25, 2010
http://projectguam.com/the-virgin-rumor
djphatjiveAug 25, 2010
http://projectguam.com/the-virgin-rumor
djphatjiveAug 25, 2010
http://projectguam.com/the-virgin-rumor
darkaspitchAug 25, 2010
The text in this article is ancient... http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/t179658-anyone-wanna-move-to-guam.html
darkaspitchAug 25, 2010
The text in this article is ancient... http://www.velocityreviews.com/forums/t179658-anyone-wanna-move-to-guam.html