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BIGTRINDec 29, 2010
hah this is needed more often!
zhengstaDec 30, 2010
The drop rate on his girlfriend's pants must be pretty low after getting cata.
addiktionDec 30, 2010
Yeah but she should have put a divorce clause, along with taking everything he owns for further incentive.
njundergroundDec 29, 2010
Can't blame her, haha
sarad987Dec 29, 2010
She is no dumby.
PicletDec 31, 2010
but will he sign it?
vigrocoDec 29, 2010
Smart or jealous because she doesn't have a giant fire-breathing dragon?
superkendallDec 30, 2010
If you have a girlfriend you already have an Epic Mount, no need for a second.
thoughtsonthisDec 29, 2010
Ahh, but will he!
xaquaticsDec 29, 2010
Haha! yeah that'll work.
ruckfulesDec 29, 2010
Nonsense. Everyone knows you don't read the terms of agreement.
pyroclastic_vikingDec 30, 2010
But if you accept it you are still bound by law to obey it...
captaincumshotDec 30, 2010
Unless it's deemed unconstitutional by a judge.
cranelakeDec 29, 2010
Hope she got him to sign it in blood
diggaholic1Dec 29, 2010
haha, we need more smarter girls like her? :)
omgscienceDec 29, 2010
If she really needs that then she needs to move on. She is not that smart.
mrteqDec 29, 2010
Not possible.
brokntrigunDec 29, 2010
I wish my ex had done this for me.
wait... no, im better off w/o her.
scotty562Dec 29, 2010
Must... play.... wow......
m3g4tr0nDec 29, 2010
Will she sign a contract promising not to bore me with her useless stories regarding the crappy men her girlfriends date?
tinfoil209Dec 30, 2010
Or about her day was soooo much more exciting than yours and why... Give me a gaming controller or a ball pein hammer!
veganvultureDec 29, 2010
My kinda girl.
geroncoDec 29, 2010
lol....nice
buttleDec 30, 2010
or boyfriend?
TrueLinksDec 30, 2010
Hahahahahahaha xD nice
kasheyDec 30, 2010
People still play WOW? WOW!
unknownmeiDec 30, 2010
hahahahahah awesome. what a smartass;)
ParentingCoachLisaDec 30, 2010
sign in please.
pyroclastic_vikingDec 30, 2010
I see a lot of men saying how smart this GF is... seriously, you would be pissed if you had to sign that agreement, you are glad you don't have to sign that agreement, and finally I call bull because WoW players don't have GF's
captaincumshotDec 30, 2010
I would find it funny. Granted, I don't play WoW. MMO's can never hold my interest for more than a week, but I have other habits that my girl could do this for and I'd find it funny.
xay90Dec 30, 2010
I don't think I could sign it.
mrflapjacksDec 30, 2010
maybe he could plea bargain
samthurstonDec 30, 2010
The question is, did she give him the crack cocaine that she's asking him to smoke in moderation?
bluebirdgmDec 30, 2010
Notice how it isn't signed.
tektalkJan 9, 2011
Yet...How could he refuse?
cristianbamDec 30, 2010
now that's an epic gift.
ghostrunner1Dec 30, 2010
That contract seems vaguely worded and contingent on the girlfriends opinion of what constitutes excess... I wouldn't sign it without a once-through with my lawyer and some word changes.
sithlrdDec 30, 2010
This is what my wife agreed to. It works.
Significant other (S/O) agreement:
I, the undersigned, recognizes that I am dating a gamer, that he/she was a gamer before I met him/her, and will be a gamer after I'm gone. I agree not to change this hobby into anything else. I further acknowledge that while by S/O is playing WoW, I at least know that he/she isn't out at a bar picking up whores to have relations with.
Assuming any basic familial and financial obligations are met by my S/O, at least two optional days OR nights "out" are taken with my S/O per month, then any disagreements over how long I am playing will be settled by this phrase: "Read your Contract again. I'm playing."
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rod_flashDec 30, 2010
C'mon! It's WoW. She made a mistake buying this for his BF anyways.
jakeorhodesDec 30, 2010
Hmm, girlfriend or World of Warcraft...I know which I'd rather play with.
bahamut5098Dec 30, 2010
Pages upon pages dedicated to one giant picture.
Wouldn't it be better to link to a Google Image Search of it or tinypic or even ImageShack?
bintoJan 1, 2011
not for the revenue brought in by the ads
bahamut5098Jan 2, 2011
Touche.
kapi4allDec 30, 2010
I like her way of thinking... Good idea :D
llbblDec 30, 2010
Yea more like his MOM lol
toryssDec 30, 2010
Makes no difference, no one ever reads the ToS before clicking Agree anyways.
notmanDec 30, 2010
He can still play it without signing the agreement. If she was smart, it would have been a requirement to opening the package.
sketchy988Dec 30, 2010
Thats like smoking crack and going to sleep. It simply doesn't work.
moxleyDec 30, 2010
If she was really smart she'd have included penalties/incentives; for example:
"Play WOW too much, get no play from me." or...."remember, there are no BJs in WOW, and if you play it too much, that will be your reality."
Hello_KittieDec 30, 2010
Its a start though, perhaps she can revise the conract to reflect your above comment. However I am going to use exactly what you wrote for my household WOW addict :)
theword12Dec 30, 2010
Meh. I would have just gone to the store and bought my own copy.
tyberisJan 1, 2011
Too awesome
gakidouJan 2, 2011
good thing i'm not playing any MMOs right now =p
chooditchJan 3, 2011
Gold!
melissa213Jan 3, 2011
Correction: Smart mother.
jaidekJan 5, 2011
haha, would love to see a follow up post.