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xwhyAug 17, 2010
If you slow something down 100%, it stops moving. How do you slow it down 800%?
That's like having an 800% off sale at Macys.
mitcheypooAug 17, 2010
When you slow down audio or video, you really just extend the underlying time. So slowing down 1 second of audio by 800% would make it 8 seconds long.
xwhyAug 17, 2010
Okay. Thanks for the info.
aussiedvdsMar 2, 2012
this is a very amazoning news. I just like Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)
http://aussiedvdstore.com/justin-bieber-never-say-never-2011-p-789.html
furatailAug 18, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg
rolfAug 18, 2010
Wait, that still doesn't make sense to me because you can say a moving object is all about time. Let's say you roll a ball 1 m/s so it goes a distance 10 meters in 10 seconds.
You slow down the ball by 50% to 0.5 m/s so it goes 10 meters in 20 seconds.
You slow down the ball again by half (25% of original speed) so it goes 10 meters in 40 seconds.
Finally, you slow the ball yet again by half (12.5% of the original speed) so it goes 10 meters in 80 seconds.
And there we have it. 8x the time. The music was slowed to 12.5% (or 1/8) of it's original speed. I get what the 800% is trying to say, but I'm not sure if it makes sense.
lukeatronAug 18, 2010
@rolf: Two ways of saying the same thing. You are looking at it in terms of the distance covered while saying it the other way is in terms of time taken.
rolfAug 18, 2010
Yeah, I kind of got that... but what I was getting at "slowed down TO 12.5% of it's original speed" is equivalent of saying the song was "slowed down BY 87.5%"
Once you slow something down by 100%, it's stopped and over 100% implies the moving object (or music in this case) is actually going backwards.
bbkingadrockAug 18, 2010
9 seconds, actually.
(Slow it down by 100%=2 seconds, 200%=3 seconds, 300%=4 seconds, etc.)
derspiegelAug 18, 2010
You made a common mistake people make when dealing with multiple hundreds of percent. I'll show you how. Slowing down 1 second of audi by 100% would make it twice as long, or 2 seconds. I think you can easily see that. so then carry on the logic at each incremental 100% level. That means .....
0% = 1 second (ie. The same length. It doesn't change).
100% = 2 seconds
200% = 3 seconds
300% = 4 seconds
400% = 5 seconds
500% = 6 seconds
600% = 7 seconds
700% = 8 seconds
and therefore.....
800% = 9 seconds. NOT 8 seconds.
People make the same mistake when considering increases of levels of 100%. If you have an investment that goes up 100%, you have twice as much money. Up 200% = 3 times as much. And continuing on, 800% = 9 times as much. etc., etc.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
We can further explain it by imagining the original length as 100%.
So, when you increase the length (slowing down the music), you add length.
May 1 second be 100%. If you add 800%, you'll have 900%, i.e. 9 seconds.
Think of adding instead of just multiplying.
jeffshaughtAug 18, 2010
@rolf:
math: ur doin it rong.
johndiAug 19, 2010
Rolf, if audiophiles understood math and physics Monster Cables wouldn't exist. They had to create a system that they could work with and that means no decimals. It's sort of like how the RIAA thinks each song is worth $150,000 and will spend over $16 million in lawyer's fees to recover $391,000.
http://recordingindustryvspeople.blogspot.com/2010/07/ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-riaa-paid-its-lawyers.html
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
johndi, if all audiophiles were the same- maybe none of them would understand math, but they're not and I love music and math. I feel like they're intrinsically linked, and I bet a lot of music people are the same way.
beesknees21Aug 19, 2010
Derspiegel is correct. It might be easier for some to just think about how much the percentage ADDS to the original value. In that case then if we are given 1 second and slow it down by X% then we need to add:
0% = 0 second (ie. we do not add anything to the original value of 1 second. 0s +1s = 1s).
100% = 1 seconds (1s +1s = 2s).
200% = 2 seconds (2s +1s = 3s).
300% = 3 seconds (3s +1s = 4s).
400% = 4 seconds (etc.)
500% = 5 seconds (etc.)
600% = 6 seconds (etc.)
700% = 7 seconds (etc.)
It makes intuitive sense too because if someone invests $1 in a stock that goes up 200% then you know they made $2 plus their original investment of $1. They now have a total of $3.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
justinhopewellAug 22, 2010
If I was fourth dimensional this would all be common sense.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
It goes backwards 700%
dj_sea2005Aug 18, 2010
From what I can tell based on the comments on that sound cloud file, this was made using a free piece of time-stretching software called "Paulstretch", a freeware app used to time stretch audio files to super long lengths. Check it out:
http://hypermammut.sourceforge.net/paulstretch/Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
gamerxr72Aug 18, 2010
I'll stick with Audacity.
trx131Aug 18, 2010
Don't you ever tell me how to live my life.
gregdogumAug 18, 2010
That is one of the worst analogies I've heard in my entire life. And don't get started on how stupid the rest of your post makes you sound.
adamandeveitAug 18, 2010
Well 'per cent' means per 100, so 800% = 800 per 100, = 8 per 1, = 8 seconds for every 1 second
docholiday22Aug 18, 2010
You use 1.21 gigawatts of power to go back in time...
brassbudAug 18, 2010
Sound is measured by frequency, which is a rate. A Western "A" is going ~440 cycles/second. If you decrease this rate by 100 percent, you will have 0 cycles/second (which is, coincidentally, my favorite speed for Justin Bieber's music)
berkanaAug 19, 2010
"If you decrease this rate by 100 percent, you will have 0 cycles/second "
No, you just described decreasing the *frequency* by 100%, not the *rate* at which the music is being played. If you decrease the rate by 100%, you double the time it takes to play the song.
gtsrboyFeb 16, 2011
You're correct, 100% slowed down means its stopped. 1/2 slowed down is 50% play rate. 1/2 is 50%. 1/2 isn't 100%. All the people who commented you are wrong. Slowing down a song "8x" means its being played at a 12.5% rate. In the program audacity, you cant type in "slow by 800%" you'll get an error. A, stupidity error, common for Digg users.
mitcheypooAug 17, 2010
FTA: "Lots of people love _her_ songs!"
Intentional or not, that's funny.
sb66Aug 18, 2010
I'm pretty sure that was intentional. That's why I'm digging this :)
fadetooneAug 18, 2010
I actually overheard a couple of girls in the 12 year old range say something like "I thought he was a girl." It's pretty sad when even your target audience is confused.
oarfanAug 18, 2010
Honestly I thought someone like Britney Spears was singing when my friend made fun of me for liking the song that was playing...then I turned around and realized it was a Bieber video.
theinformerAug 18, 2010
I have a better question: who in the hell would want to listen to a Justin Bieber song?
shellshock11Aug 18, 2010
Also funny from the side of the article:
http://tv.gawker.com/5615086/victim-of-justin-biebers-twitter-prank-becomes-victim-of-awkward-msnbc-interview
MicealOcorraAug 19, 2010
I would think this was discovered by a change of frequency...probably through a CD rip, which was at 192,000hz...then this lesbian lover turned the rip into an mp3 at 44,100hz and was probably told the convert could make some undesirable effects, but the lesbian lover doesnt read so she just saw the yes button. Resulting in a very slowed down tune.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
justinraluaAug 19, 2010
CDs are written sampled at 44,100 hz...
No?
justinraluaAug 19, 2010
I also love this comment from in the article:
"somewhere, in a minimalistic space Philip Glass is pissed.
Also I find it to be quite pretty. I could start to like her music if she did this more often.... maybe it would help those cute Hanson sisters if they did this as well.
"
Rofl.
miley2467Aug 19, 2010
that is funny her_songs! :O
puddininmyeyeAug 19, 2010
Takes me back to the day of Hanson jokes. Those didn't get old at all.
mitcheypooAug 17, 2010
Uploader provided a direct download link (it's slow): http://cdnfiles.info/static/USMILEAMBIENT.mp3
I'm pretty sure clicking that link constitutes piracy, because you can speed the track back up to 100% and have a free Bieber song (of course you WOULDN'T do this.. who would want an actual Bieber song?)
ALL I'M SAYING IS: expect choppers, SWAT, and a 55 million dollar judgment.
dj_sea2005Aug 18, 2010
speeding it back up to normal speed would be quite difficult if not impossible,
It's time stretched rather than pitched shifted, meaning that you'd need to use the same software used to slow it down in order to speed it back up, so that the time stretching algorithms match, otherwise you'd end up with weird glitches and artefacts.
Not to mention it sounds like this has a s**t tonne of reverb added to it, both regular and reverse, Probably to cover up the the time stretching artefacts you would introduce from slowing it down so much. If reverb has been added, it would be impossible to get it back to the way it originally sounded.
ccff00Aug 18, 2010
dugg for s**t tonne.
nicktrippAug 18, 2010
I popped it into Audacity and used the "Change Tempo" function to shorten the length of the song by a factor of 8. Yeah, it's glitchy and there's reverb, but it's definitely that song. It's not unlistenable...well, except for the whole Justin Bieber part.
cfuseAug 18, 2010
Why would you download a 32.4Mb (*cough*) mp3 if you wanted the original Bieber song? You could just download the original (or copy it from one of your tween BFFs).
That being said, the RIAA are a bunch of ****s and would gladly sue.
ericgAug 18, 2010
Because at this point its no longer a Bieber song.. you're kinda missing the point..
justlorenAug 18, 2010
+1 for copying from one of my tween BFFs. How did you know I have so many?!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Well, that confirms it's authentic. I tried speeding it up and yup, it's the same song even if it's pretty distorted once sped up, for reasons dj_sea2005 explains.
ed4649Aug 18, 2010
Link's not working. Mitcheypoo, you still there?
lust4meAug 18, 2010
http://www.google.ca/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1ACGW_ENCA344&=&q=USMILEAMBIENT.mp3&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower
drleephdAug 19, 2010
haha google.ca
katoskidAug 18, 2010
Here is a working link to download the song.
http://www.mediafire.com/?aenvebe86u0d7ha
Enjoy!
pinstripewizardAug 18, 2010
GET IN DA CHOPPA!
bootieAug 18, 2010
It would also mean you own a justin beiber song, FAIL!
funkeepickleAug 17, 2010
Just finished listening through it all the way. I can now taste colors.
the_wallbangerAug 18, 2010
Get that music out of my eyes!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
but what does it mean when I can see sound?
KansasCityChefsAug 18, 2010
synesthesia
rachels177Aug 18, 2010
double rainbows
chaosprofessorAug 19, 2010
you're a bat?
phoenix919Aug 19, 2010
Lay off the drugs.
theobviouschildAug 18, 2010
You should try eating 64 slices of American Cheese.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
"Homer! Were you up all night eating cheese?"
"I think I'm blind!"
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
"cheese"
fattycorpuscleAug 18, 2010
Or Apu's curry-
Marge: Lisa, is that too spicy for you?
Lisa: I can see through time!
spinky342Aug 18, 2010
By the way, is American Cheese just mozzarella? Or is it something different.
otakingAug 18, 2010
@spinky342, none of the above.
rustinpiecesAug 18, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese
raisinbrainmmmAug 18, 2010
Without ever seeking actual data, I've always thought american cheese is all the left over hard layers that covers real cheese remelted into a delicious juice to which they add yellow coloring.
robdiggityAug 18, 2010
Somebody should make this the audio track on a super-slow-mo multi-camera angle recut of that water bottle hitting his f**king head.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
If you enjoyed this, listen then to some Sigur Rós.
mawdsAug 18, 2010
I've just started to listen to it and some strange glowing portal just opened up.
Should I enter?
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
beaver world 3.0?
mawdsAug 18, 2010
I entered, it was all dark when I got there and a grue ate me.
stikytAug 19, 2010
Time to chooose...
blindmelon1Aug 19, 2010
>Enter portal
You are in a dark cave, to the left there is a door. On the right there is a small tunnel, ahead is a waterfall.
>Walk left
You are facing a mammoth, making any move will cause it to charge.
>Fire machine gun
You killed the mammoth, and are now tired and hungry, you need to eat.
theslickrickAug 19, 2010
you go west
blindmelon1Aug 19, 2010
You are back at the entrance of the portal, to the west is a scam, to the right is a spam
jasonefmonkAug 18, 2010
Like purple drank.
exploit67Aug 18, 2010
Nah, that was the LSD I dropped in your lemonade.
immatellyouwhatAug 18, 2010
Really what does orange taste like? : O
subductionAug 18, 2010
An orange.
megalothAug 18, 2010
800% better than the original.
tk0680Aug 18, 2010
No, I'm pretty sure the good increases exponentially. It's far more than 800% better.
smihalikAug 19, 2010
I wonder if this works with Nickleback songs?
invaderprotosAug 18, 2010
There's a piece/performance called "9 Beet Stretch" made by a Scandinavian artist that stretches Beethoven's 9th Symphony to last 24 hours, and is played all over the world. Radiolab did a piece on it in 2005:
http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2005/02/25
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9_Beet_Stretch
thatsmyaiboAug 18, 2010
Double rainbow?
oriondrAug 19, 2010
all the way
lethallinkAug 19, 2010
across the sky
wrath017Aug 19, 2010
You just got tricked into listening to Justin Beiber for 36 minutes. How do you feel?
johnsmith3210Aug 19, 2010
Anyone play EVE Online?
valleyman86Aug 20, 2010
I think Im going to use this on my next game...
hatoummoAug 18, 2010
Well, this was surprisingly wonderful on shrooms.
imabananaAug 18, 2010
Or it could give you the ultimate mindf**k, after someone tells you you've been enjoying Justin Bieber the last half hour without realizing...
genithoAug 18, 2010
best thing iv read all day
nonmagicalAug 19, 2010
Well, on shrooms you would think you have been listening to it for the past 2 hours.
"It's only been 30 minutes? What is... Time?"
theinformerAug 19, 2010
Flatulence is what you get when you listen to a Bieber song at any speed.
ubergeek1984Aug 18, 2010
If you tried this on most pop songs you would get the exact same result.
superkendallAug 18, 2010
I demand examples...
oogeeAug 18, 2010
slowed down 800% and his voice is still high pitched! How!?!
dj_sea2005Aug 18, 2010
It's time stretched rather than pitched down.
echelonistAug 19, 2010
Dj, any idea which program a noob like me could use to do the same operation?
schmichAug 19, 2010
http://soundcloud.com/shamantis/j-biebz-u-smile-800-slower
The maker of this posted a link to Lifehacker guide. I would post the Lifehacker link but I think the guy deserves some credit as oppose to some blog.
thecniquemanAug 19, 2010
Audacity, effects, change tempo.
cfuseAug 18, 2010
Witchcraft.
tk0680Aug 18, 2010
I prefer this answer.
igothackAug 18, 2010
her*
anyloAug 18, 2010
I wonder how it would sound when it's slowed down only 100%.
Btw, if original song was something like 130 bpm, how slow it would be when it slowed down 100%? How about 800%?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
mxm111Aug 18, 2010
800% slow down means 8 times longer. 100% slowdown means 1 time longer, or, in other words, exactly the same as original.
bandomacAug 19, 2010
100% slow down is twice as long.
MicealOcorraAug 19, 2010
I know kung fu.
mxm111Aug 19, 2010
Believe me, 800% slow down does NOT mean 9 times slower, it means 8 times longer.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
f**king miracles
crazyeddie041Aug 19, 2010
How do they work?
generalobviousAug 18, 2010
Oh, so it becomes even more f**king annoying?
Gotcha.
sgerwel1985Aug 18, 2010
I'll tell you what happens if you slow down a bieber song... First off your brain seizes up, like that of a car without oil. Then you uncontrollably s**t and piss your pants, all while burping and puking at the same time. Not to mention, this all occurs while you're on the ground flopping around like a fish out of water.
Once the 36 minutes of pain is over, you can finally go back to normal functioning.
rolfAug 18, 2010
So, it's like a normal Justin Bieber song except the agony lasts longer?
mrsaundercookAug 18, 2010
precisely.
po43292Aug 18, 2010
The Aristocrats!
shellshock11Aug 18, 2010
Actually in 56.3% of cases people are scarred for life.
theeviloneAug 18, 2010
that is when you speed it up
daltonkuepkerAug 18, 2010
No, that's what happens when you listen to the final movement of The Ninth Symphony by Beethoven. And you left out the part when you get sudden urges to jump out windows.
r00binAug 19, 2010
I'm actually laughing uncontrollably as I read this.
jdeaneAug 18, 2010
This sounds like some pretentious new age nonsense that my English professor would listen to.
Haunting indeed.
spinningheadAug 18, 2010
I thought English profs only listened to Cream.
regeyaAug 18, 2010
How about Traffic?
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
bob dylan
mrkev150Aug 18, 2010
Tupac
daysleeperchukAug 19, 2010
Wilco
tyrghastAug 19, 2010
They like Phil Collins a lot
basicklyAug 18, 2010
I for one was taken on a goddamn journey through space by this song.
You may not be in the right mindset to enjoy something like this, but to dismiss it as pretentious makes me pretty sad.
I wonder what you listen to that's so grounded and of the people... And I wonder why enjoying an otherworldly ambiance is pretentious.
Is it lack of imagination?
Can't suspend disbelief?
farfle10Aug 19, 2010
i hope jdeane never listens to a Sigur Ros song
dj_sea2005Aug 18, 2010
Well, I know what I'm listening to next time I'm tripping.
thatsmyaiboAug 18, 2010
Justin Bieber?
pixeldjAug 19, 2010
Damn straight.
altairchitectAug 18, 2010
That's over 900... oh wait. Never mind.
inspectorkempAug 18, 2010
1. Download random Justin Bieber song(or any other pop star for that matter.)
2. Slow song down by a ridicules percentage.
3. ?????
4. Profit!
/s
If I wanted to hear this stuff I would just listen to enya.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
gibbonsbeardAug 18, 2010
I don't think you get sarcasm
waynejontAug 18, 2010
I never thought I'd be able to trip out to a justin bieber song.
nate94gtAug 18, 2010
feel free to take a punch out of my man card if you must, but im not going to lie, enya has some good stuff.
obesesnakeAug 18, 2010
Punch
feomatteo88Aug 18, 2010
Liking Enya is nothing to be ashamed of. Now watching Bad Girls Club, on the other hand, is. I hide the latter IRL.
souptheextremeAug 18, 2010
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin.... but I think unicorns are kick ass.
dpreaverAug 18, 2010
I think this begs the question - what does Enya sound like when sped up 8x?
anaxaAug 19, 2010
Justenya.
ziffelAug 18, 2010
If you like Enya, also check out Loreena McKennitt.
davidhierAug 19, 2010
Congratulations. You realized you have opinions contrary to society's perceptions. Have a beer.
rockynAug 18, 2010
There are NO Justing bieber songs. If you think that little buttplugger is writing ANY of those songs, you are sorely mistaken.
bryceman111Aug 18, 2010
Didn't he get famous by writing songs and posting them to YouTube? His songs are also not very complicated.
rockynAug 18, 2010
Well if that's true, then I retract my previous statement. I honestly just figured that he was like every other pop "artist".
shiner6Aug 18, 2010
I hate that I know this but I think he was discovered by his YouTube videos of him singing other peoples songs.
max1001Aug 18, 2010
He's actually a self taught musician. Learn to play instrument on his own. If he wasn't famous, people would like him.
tk0680Aug 18, 2010
What? You think people dislike him because he's famous?
How about his helmet haircut, predilection for writing songs about things he's too young to have a clue about, personifying of everything that is frustrating and bland about modern music (both in his persona and his music) and repeatedly arrogant, brattish behaviour?
pxltAug 18, 2010
tk0680 Is Definitely Not:
- bitter
- paying way too much attention to Justin Bieber
qumahlinAug 18, 2010
@rockyn
While I don't like Bier, your statement about "pop" artists applies to pretty much every genre unless you are sorely mistaken that every other band on earth writes their songs without any "professionals" except for pop artists.
rockynAug 18, 2010
EVERY band that I listen to writes/wrote their own songs. With the exception of occasional covers, obviously.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
look at this hipster
anagogeAug 18, 2010
I'm amazed at how amazing that now sounds.
bluepassAug 19, 2010
Amazing.
kkinackAug 18, 2010
Who gives a flying pig s**t.
djcarlAug 18, 2010
Fake, but funny.
azwethinkweizmAug 18, 2010
Buried as fake.
shutupflandersAug 18, 2010
That "haunting" effect is due to compression artifacts.
regeyaAug 18, 2010
Well, that and the algorithm used to slow it down.
mikejonzAug 18, 2010
Enya yes - Beiber no....love it
thatashguyAug 18, 2010
actually slowed down: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BdVTHZA6Ns&feature=related
uv0001Aug 18, 2010
Wow, he actually sounds like a guy... or a butch woman.
jrackowAug 18, 2010
This song is also actually slowed down. You may be mistaking the fact that pitch and stretch typically happen synonymously, however you can isolate one or the other. Quite easily.
kitsuaAug 18, 2010
*simultaneously
FIFY
doshindudeAug 18, 2010
Both are actually slowed down. The way it's slowed in the video you posted is done in pitch as well as time. The one in the link here is by time only.
protodonAug 18, 2010
I think it's strange that I only know of one Justin Bieber song on the radio and I only just found out it was him singing it. Meanwhile I know way more Lady Gaga songs. So how is it that Justin Bieber is so much more popular? Don't they pander to the same demographic?
cme884Aug 18, 2010
All pop songs are not created equally.
Bieber is for the under 15 crowd, and Gaga for the 15-30. Roughly.
havocjawAug 19, 2010
Gaga just kicks ass. I'm not a pop music fan, but she is talented, and even made a song in tribute to German Industrial Metal.
YEA!!!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
This was....awesome...
*scrubs harder*
zenmojoAug 18, 2010
*rubs harder*
There, fixed.
douglasqAug 18, 2010
Buried for making me listen to the original to compare. Never heard a Justin Bieber song before, I knew it'd be bad but I didn't think it'd be like that. I feel so f**king violated.
Thanks a f**king lot.
asoap69Aug 18, 2010
I had to do the same thing. I almost threw up. I gotta go listen to some Boards of Canada now to clense my ears.
asoap69Aug 18, 2010
Here, use this to clean your auditory pallete.
Start with some boards of canada - dayvan cowboy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrBZeWjGjl8
Then finish off with some Sonny J - Handsfree
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d4L4hiSHNw&feature=related
If you follow my prescription, you'll be better then new, and your day will no longer ruined.
heasbyAug 18, 2010
*than
ghatidAug 19, 2010
Wow, what the hell was that (Sonny J). Quite amusing...
xmike07Aug 18, 2010
I could get high to that.
pathetikAug 18, 2010
Next up on Digg...
Accelerated Enya by 800 %
IT ROCKS !!
pauliusuzaAug 18, 2010
It actually does: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOb4RVyobgM
shauncullenAug 18, 2010
Sounds like goddamn aqua. Hello Barbie lets go party! OW OW OW!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Jesus Christ the Internet really does have everything.
feomatteo88Aug 18, 2010
that ruined brightman's voice
thealliedhackerAug 18, 2010
They should have done a time stretch without a pitch shift so it doesn't sound like The Chipmunks.
pixeldjAug 19, 2010
Whoa it sounds like Justin Bieber.
cusomanAug 19, 2010
Sounds like GlaDOS actually.
bestenemyAug 19, 2010
I much prefer the original by Jon Marsh.
treynorm89Aug 19, 2010
If pop songs had string parts this developed I might actually start listening to the radio!
slapdedAug 18, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
staticjolteonAug 18, 2010
What kind of sick, negligent parent would name their daughter Justin?
sciraAug 18, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
nubnubAug 18, 2010
They couldn't figure out how to spell Justine
astroslutAug 18, 2010
was it the same people who named that dude, Lady?
scarletsdaddyAug 19, 2010
A Canadian one
dungeAug 18, 2010
Same thing as every other songs?
stubarwickAug 18, 2010
nice try... still not going to listen to bieber
psypher1Aug 18, 2010
It's 800% ghey, don't know by doing that they're releasing the subconscious command to stick dildos in your anus ? O_O
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
This is MADNESS!!!!
caughtthinkingAug 18, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqBrJjVT1EE
jayobearAug 19, 2010
That was possibly the worst 2 minutes of my life.
tiduAug 22, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyDfCD10RGc
Best 0:21 seconds of my life
ubermannAug 19, 2010
NOOO! THIS IS BIIEEEEEEBBERRRRR!!!!
rickybennettAug 18, 2010
haunting no cool yes
imandysmithAug 18, 2010
I heard this on the radio this morning..
rainemakerAug 18, 2010
I liked it enough to listen to listen to the entire track. Then again I'm at work so others complained, but...
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
serif69Aug 18, 2010
I'm going to blow up the building.
cornerback42Aug 18, 2010
Give me my Red Stapler.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
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tanmakerAug 18, 2010
I'm going to set the building on fire.
spinky342Aug 18, 2010
He took my stapler.
mysterycowAug 18, 2010
The ratio of people to cake is too big
silverback101Aug 18, 2010
Please don't put strychnine in the guacamole.
feomatteo88Aug 18, 2010
Why not just make 10 louder?
OH, eleven o'clock. im doin it wrong
sczhdtaivfeAug 19, 2010
these diggs go up to eleven.
ridley80Aug 18, 2010
I also would really like to keep my stapler and they keep moving my desk, I used to have a window and I looked at the squirrels outside. They were married.
snareguy17Aug 18, 2010
Did I just get Office-rolled?
tm15nzAug 19, 2010
love it!!
hugopolskyAug 19, 2010
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
caughtthinkingAug 18, 2010
3 minutes in and its still great - movie soundtrack worthy. Kind of like the battle scene when 2 or 3 important characters have been killed, and the hero is still shooting his gun in slow motion trying to save a few guys.
jackspadeAug 18, 2010
I was thinking more like when Ace Ventura was channeling the Tibetan monks and he's traveling though the clouds.
jrackowAug 18, 2010
I agree, Caught. It's very, very good.
raisinbrainmmmAug 18, 2010
You all don't know this yet, but someone is trying to wake you up from your 2nd level dream with a Justin Bieber song. You better watch out and keep your secrets safe from the agents around you.
xflankerxAug 19, 2010
One thing I thought of that would match that scene is something that hasn't been released as a movie yet -- the end of Deathly Hallows when there's a huge fight going on and some of the important characters have died.
stikytAug 19, 2010
It sounded to me like a really dramatic scene from an ancient Greek themed movie like Troy, Alexander or 300.
revncliffieAug 19, 2010
I flashed to the game Homeworld.
warriorpoetistAug 19, 2010
It feels like the opening to Blade Runner.
s0nicfreakAug 18, 2010
It ALMOST becomes kind of bearable.
dilbertAug 18, 2010
Justin Bieber: the poster child for the effects of BPA on the fetus.
mattomicAug 18, 2010
Kind of cool, but I can't subject myself to listening to ALL 36 minutes of it!!
analogkidAug 18, 2010
Try it in the comfort of your own home - http://sourceforge.net/projects/hypermammut/
fogdeluneAug 18, 2010
That is awesome.
thorpeAug 22, 2010
Having so much fun with this right now. :D
sachiel416Aug 18, 2010
what if we speed enya's songs up by 800%?
tacodog76Aug 18, 2010
It sounds like Aqua.
perdidoAug 19, 2010
There should be a site with just this. Sped-up and slowed-down versions of songs. I'm actually liking the 1/800 Bieber song. Kinda new age and trippy.
zdriverAug 18, 2010
R.I.P DJ Screw
evil_doerAug 18, 2010
funnily enough, this is the first time ive heard a justin bieber song. im pretty sure i dont want to hear it in its original form.
regeyaAug 19, 2010
Do yourself a favor and go with your gut on this one.
nuclearblastAug 18, 2010
If you are into a more trippy/satanic mood, here is Alvin and the Chipmunks given the same treatment: http://soundcloud.com/philnelson/the-chipmunk-song-christmas-dont-be-late-slowed-down-800
freakereAug 18, 2010
Do not insult the ENya
lngarrettAug 18, 2010
So if I speed up Enya 800% will she start having chart topping hits?
507projexAug 18, 2010
I'm glad Soundcloud is being used for such noble purposes.