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sebdyerJan 16, 2011
what a poor guy! I'm glad I'm not him...
cuoopsJan 16, 2011
Damn Onion almost got me again.
jump4hJan 16, 2011
They DID get me. I was 3/4 of the way into the article, believing every word, until I bothered to check what site the article was from. Sad thing is I could see myself doing something similar (but not quite to this extreme). Whatever, I are loser.
steve8867Jan 16, 2011
Oh grow a pair you sniveling little ****!
JewstinJan 16, 2011
its satire not real.
rawoystersJan 16, 2011
Wow, this is controlling to the max. He seems to have been brainwashed from day one.
rattelerJan 16, 2011
Ouch.
larfusJan 16, 2011
I read the entire article and was like he will snap and kill them if they do not die soon.After all these years I still get caught time to time by the ONION.
nignaJan 16, 2011
How can anyone read The Onion and, even if you’re not already familiar with it, not recognize the satire?
speeglideJan 16, 2011
Maybe because the actual news is becoming more and more ridiculous, closing the gap between it and The Onion.
Anyone remember this? It totally could have been an Onion article, if it hadn't happened. http://digg.com/news/politics/judge_let_lesbians_into_military_so_male_gis_can_turn_them_straight_raw_story
mizuhochanJan 16, 2011
>dat Onion
gordonvJan 16, 2011
Onion, wow, it's like you wrote a deep dark hidden micro drama in my life.
NewsMeBackJan 16, 2011
weird
greatone08Jan 16, 2011
I hate the onion
cherrystoreJan 17, 2011
oh i thought its real story:):) glad its not :)