Man Attacks Police By Dual Wielding Lightsabers, Successfully Deflects Tazers

giantfreakinrobot.com — Officers attempted to subdue him using a Tazer, but of course this guy is a Jedi, so he was able to deflect at least one of the Tazer wires away with his sabers. Jan 31, 2012 View in Crawl 4

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Man Attacks Police By Dual Wielding Lightsabers, Successfully Deflects Tazers

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publiclurker Jan 31, 2012

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The force is strong with this one.

smurfz Jan 31, 2012

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He must get some sort of badass award for this.

pdx_digger Feb 1, 2012

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Ah, Portland. I love my city...even the weirdos... :)

theskinsfactory Feb 1, 2012

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I love the matter of fact tone in this: "but of course this guy is a Jedi"

clitniblr036 Feb 1, 2012

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Canterbury to police: "If you strike me down now I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Sounds of a million tazers frying his ass and he was suddenly silenced.

linagee Feb 1, 2012

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Maybe he was trying to Occupy Toys-R-Us?

Closed Account Feb 1, 2012

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good skill but the retardedness is showing. lets see..resisting arrest, resisting w/ a weapon so 3-5 yrs out in 2 yrs for good behavior.

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norman619 Feb 1, 2012

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Actually this is what he got:

FTA "Canterbury has now been sentenced to 45-days in jail and is already seeking mental health treatment."

They usually only ream you if you are sane and do this. This guy was clearly not all there.

candelillawax123 Feb 5, 2012

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JAJA

tumultuoust Feb 2, 2012

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Oh just because he was wielding dual light sabers in a store full of pregnant ladies automatically makes him a Sith Lord? Have you ever met a pregnant lady they can be quite unstable creatures.

dralezero Feb 1, 2012

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"Police eventually had to resort to old fashioned wrestling" first you try the wrestling, then the tasers. A plastic toy wont kill you if you get hit.

dralezero Feb 1, 2012

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Remember that scene in that pop culture movie we are referencing to be cool? Well it actually happened. Except this was different, that was different and this was different too.