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If they had a re-mastered version that had Darth Maul go out in a much more respectable way instead of that that punk ass way in Menace, I'd go see it.

Darth Maul - Yeah, I'm just going to stand totally still and watch Obi Wan (who is hanging by his finger tips off a ledge) jump up, flip over me, telekinetically grab his master's lightsaber, land cat like on his feet and slice me in half.

This is the same guy who was moving like Jet Li on crack, but when it comes to meeting his end he's just gonna stand there like a little beyotch and not block or dodge, or even bother to side step and let Obi Wan fall back into the hole he just jumped out of. Now THAT would have been hilarious.

This is exactly WHY I can't stand these Star Wars prequels. The Jedi can sense planets exploding millions of light years away or other Jedi dying on other planets, but they can't sense their worst enemy is living right next door to them...?

They have all these amazing Force powers that ONLY seem to work as long as its convenient to the story. Otherwise, they are f**king useless.

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