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DumbBlog.com
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cyberaddict
83 Followers
Drew Chinesefood
2755 Followers
corbinm1226
9 Followers
toast3Aug 4, 2010
almost a darwin award candidate
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Truck misses gonads?
Amirite?
alpha19Aug 4, 2010
Better call an ambalamps.
atomic811Aug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdR1lZorx1Y
welldoitliveAug 4, 2010
GREEN M&MS
ratherredAug 4, 2010
Almost?!?
jimi1337Aug 4, 2010
I guess you could say...
<sunglasses>
He got creamed.
chikutenAug 5, 2010
YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
haikufuAug 4, 2010
I hope the truck survived.
truth3Aug 5, 2010
But he has a gold chain and has massive swagger... from his wheelchair now.
If you shook your head and said, "Wow, black people". Digg this up. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
therajomasAug 5, 2010
His friend really
therajomasAug 8, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFz9kDTNiNE
basilyandoAug 4, 2010
Just a head up a submitted this 5 hours ago http://digg.com/people/Dancing_Man_Gets_Hit_By_Ice_Cream_Truck_Video
corbinm1226Aug 4, 2010
go back to Youtube
infestusAug 4, 2010Submitter
Oops! Sorry :< I didn't see yours. Dugg...
davidtcAug 4, 2010
You submitted Break. You lose.
tommedwardsAug 4, 2010
Seriously... frontpage twice in one day.
adevilsadvocateAug 4, 2010
Does anyone else have a huge problem trying to view things on break.com? I usually just give up.
binaryclockAug 4, 2010
That's okay. Nobody will know you use AOL.
letterqAug 4, 2010
I used to have problems with break.com and one other site (vbs.tv), but never since upgrading to the latest version of Flash Player (10.1.53.64), which was recently released. Don't know why, but it fixed it for me.
Go here to see what version of Flash Player you have:
http://www.adobe.com/software/flash/about/
Go here to download the latest version:
http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/
If you try this, test it on break.com, then come back and let us know if it worked. Just curious if this fixes the problem for other people.
HalcyonightsAug 5, 2010
What do you think you're doing? You're not supposed to help people on Digg. You're supposed to mock their utter failures as human beings for not having up-to-date software and plug ins!
/s
tehclaw14Aug 4, 2010
Why buried?
reallynotnickAug 4, 2010
Please refer back to reply #2 which has been dugg over 100 times.
tehclaw14Aug 4, 2010
Buried
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
You're not a super user so stfu.
moduloAug 4, 2010
Just a heads up. Nobody gives a f**k.
corbinm1226Aug 4, 2010
His friend really took a while to react
timbuc1Aug 4, 2010
He was in a moment of disbelief and horror...
peck3277Aug 4, 2010
I thought he was about to laugh?
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Was stoned.
deathstrykAug 4, 2010
He thought a reaction would be appropriate as the camera was still rolling..
jonprojectAug 4, 2010
I hope he at least called the amber lamps for him
tehclaw14Aug 4, 2010
It's that KUSH and ORANGE JUICE
nimawinAug 4, 2010
dude, even the idiot getting hit took a while to react... instead of moving away quickly, he's trying to stop the oncoming car!
bicolanoAug 4, 2010
A single braincell can only do so much at a time.
chileangodAug 4, 2010
If you can... try to pause the video exactly at the 0:06. Now look at that face, I mean seriously... look at that... It's pretty damn fine example of a human being with high level cognitive abilities, don't you think? It's really surprising he took so long to react.
on a side note... it reminds me of idiocracy.
huangchaoAug 5, 2010
Birds of a feather flock together
caxaarAug 17, 2010
it's called weed
bloggingincAug 19, 2010
His face was clearly telling everyone that none of his reactions would be fast or proper.
douglasqAug 4, 2010
I scream.
heavystoneAug 4, 2010
for ice cream
agentroyivAug 4, 2010
It was death by chocolate...
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
He didn't break dance.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Hope he liked rocky road.
kevenmAug 4, 2010
I would digg you five times if I could
avroncAug 4, 2010
Haha, Oh wow.
ramtanionAug 4, 2010
This comment sucks not because it's a bad comment (it's awesome) but for the fact that it's a subcomment and will not get appreciated by as many.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
cl1tcommanderAug 5, 2010
stolen from the youtube comments
Closed AccountAug 5, 2010
@cl1tcommander
I'm more impressed that I was able to jump ahead almost five hours in time to steal that joke.
If you're going to play web detective you may want to sharpen up your sleuthing skills.
lbuchaAug 4, 2010
**applause**
sulakattackAug 4, 2010
he was already half baked
denelson83Aug 4, 2010
At least he wasn't in Alaska.
haikufuAug 4, 2010
That dude was one Chunky Monkey
thechauvinistAug 5, 2010
I wanna get chocolate wasted!
user1236Aug 4, 2010
That's why you should dance defensively
forcwithuAug 4, 2010
"I'm the Doppler effect"
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
lol!
markusfarkusAug 5, 2010
It's funny because I get it.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Wouldn't have happened if he used the safety dance
arschgaudiAug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Always worth a digg
ninjaltAug 4, 2010
Shouldn't have posted that! You might get sued by Barney and Friends.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1248394/Band-Men-Work-rapped-plagiarism-Down-Under-No-1-hit.html
I was going to post a link to the barney song but this is as close as I could find.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqzlJUNPkycComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
InfinityComplexAug 4, 2010
Ninjalt, what does Men At Work have to do with Men Without Hats?
2 different bands.
boutdemcanes91Aug 5, 2010
and we dance to the beat
and get hit in the street
by large moving ice cream truck
versualizeAug 4, 2010
You know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was.
chaosprofessorAug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-bIhCBSrzU
amishmackAug 4, 2010
He couldn't walk if he wanted to,
he couldn't leave his friend behind,
because if friends don't dance
when you get bashed
well they're they're no friends of mine
maddprofAug 4, 2010
The ice cream truck would have aimed better.
blaouAug 4, 2010
...or the avoi-dance.
dontthinksoAug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIABFBmdOg8
zeigyAug 4, 2010
Should cut off the song and put in the original sound effects at the end where the truck blows his horn and smacks into him.
randomerratumAug 4, 2010
"...we can act like an imbecile- hoooOOOONK!! SMACK!"
fpp2002Aug 4, 2010
That's possibly one of the funniest comments I've read on Digg in a long while. Well done.
mswopeAug 4, 2010
But he he had a hat on!
2h3pxAug 4, 2010
i asked a girl to prom with that song
haikufuAug 4, 2010
I got AIDS from doing the Safety Dance.
dagman27Aug 4, 2010
Safety Dance always reminds me of Conan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re8_eLlhr_8&feature=related
macrymbleAug 5, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3i5ZpW-ChY
skynet2029Aug 5, 2010
Also biodome safety dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SeVpY8Pxx4
werdywerdAug 5, 2010
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D7movKfyTBII&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D1FmJUtggf1U&start2=0&authorName=werdywerd
boutdemcanes91Aug 5, 2010
And we dance to the beat
and get hit in the street
by large moving ice cream truck
spazattack5000Aug 5, 2010
Safety dance is what football players do when they tackle someone in their own end zone.
blackhappyAug 4, 2010
Trying to decide if this is fake or not, because why the hell would you just wander into traffic dancing, poorly by the way, and there is no footage of him afterwardsComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
helicockterAug 4, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
the hit didnt look very fake to me
lukeatronAug 4, 2010
Why does every f**king idiot believe they're sherlock f**king holmes when it comes to images or videos on the internet? Do you really think that any one gives half a f**k whether you think something is fake or not?
Clue: No, they f**king don't. Shut up.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
delphium226Aug 4, 2010
breathe..... aaaaaand relax.
davidtcAug 4, 2010
Comment looks fake, but I can't tell.
lukeatronAug 4, 2010
Yeah yeah. Just watch how much of the comment section gets taken up by the internet FBI analyzing every minute detail of this video. I'll guarantee you some one is going to say something along the lines of "I can tell it's fake because the shadows on jiggling fat aren't right".
Any time there's a picture or a video of anything more interesting than grass growing, there's a hundred people who fancy themselves pixel experts that feel the need to argue about how said image/video could not possibly depict something that actually happened as though no one could ever possibly be hit by car while dancing around in traffic like an idiot. Obviously that's physically impossible and there's not a chance in hell that in a world with more cameras than human eyeballs such an occurrence could end up being filmed.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
fragmitAug 4, 2010
Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there.
punkcatAug 4, 2010
Why does every f**king idiot believe they're the voice of the f**king masses when it comes to commenting?
Clue: You're not. Shut up.
mysticaloneAug 4, 2010
How do you really feel about the situation at hand?
delphium226Aug 4, 2010
@lukeatron
You have a damn good point. But unfortunately you're farting against the thunder. You ain't gonna change peoples behaviour and their need to obsess over s**t. Save yourself the palpitations and go have a tug instead.
Closed AccountAug 5, 2010
Oh WOW. Lukeatron, you seem to be to be that guy, you know that guy, who in social situations will rant on about something (which he is normally wrong about), and he'll rant on, and on, everybody will listen. Then somebody will prove his point wrong in one simple sentence, for example here I would say 'its obviously real idiot', then you would rant on and on and on.
You're that guy.
causalitymemeAug 19, 2010
Kudos for the Deckard reference. :D
verdanicAug 4, 2010
I've slowly decided that every video that ends with the camera pointed at the ground almost immediately after the incident is probably fake - that or every camera operator on YouTube is just ridiculously incapable of basic filming. I'd understand the camera getting thrown into a running motion at their side, but only if it came to a shot of the victim/subject/whatever. It ALWAYS ends immediately after the action and I think realistically there would be SOME followup, either in some tacked on post-incident footage or in continued rolling of the original video.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
It's almost as if when a tragedy occurs... people are more concern with getting away from the situation or ensuring the victim gets help. Because... it's totally normal for humans to witness violent accidents and stand there, absolutely motionless, thinking about how great this will look on YouTube.
verdanicAug 4, 2010
They're usually posted without even a comment in the video info about the outcome. Seems lime more than a fraction of these videos would include some sort of explanation as to the outcome. Doesn't seem crazy to me.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
s0nicfreakAug 4, 2010
Yeah, it's fake... they rented an ice cream truck, got filming permits to close off the street, and hired people to drive the cars. The fat guy is actually a professional stunt man.
@@
tk0680Aug 4, 2010
Okay, it's clearly not fake, but when have faked videos ever applied for f**king permits?
tianwolfAug 12, 2010
Sarcasm- doesn't always come through in writing
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Confirmed, its a fake ad for a road-stain removal service.
skillelAug 4, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I don't know who needs the /s more, me or you.
vgtekAug 4, 2010
Someone needs to remix this with Ice Cream Paint Job...and definitely needs a slo-mo
ryogaveeAug 4, 2010
No $#!+!
atomic811Aug 4, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdR1lZorx1Y
webznzAug 4, 2010
its obvious... he just really wanted an ice cream!!
greaseddeafguyAug 4, 2010
be a shame if he lived
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
you sir, are a snob and a douche. The sad thing is that apparently there are at least 60 other people just as douchey[?] as you.
Cheers!
greaseddeafguyAug 4, 2010
go dance in the street
sofakingawesomeAug 4, 2010
Maybe he was dancing to "Dancing in the Street"?
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
be a shame if the truck got hurt.
wait2bebornAug 4, 2010
was expecting that but still very funny
lloydbentsenAug 4, 2010
Were you doing the driving?
farfle10Aug 4, 2010
bet you weren't expecting a f**king ice cream truck
ricoduedAug 4, 2010
I always thought I would have heard it coming... :(
serinusAug 4, 2010
Oh, he heard traffic. He just didn't care. This is what he gets.
kangouliusAug 4, 2010
I wish his mate kept filming
zacchAug 4, 2010
you sound like you're from london!
whoreableAug 4, 2010
You mean homeboy.
theycmetrollinAug 4, 2010
I GET IT, CAUSE HE'S BLACK!
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
when something crazy happens, make sure to point your camera at the ground
binaryclockAug 4, 2010
Would be crazier if his friend just kept filming.
jordanlgtaAug 4, 2010
Or taping...since, you know...it wasn't film.
mca2142Aug 4, 2010
Throw your camera at the ground.
My dad's not a phone.
binaryclockAug 5, 2010
Thank you for suggesting taping. Taping would be so much different than filming, because since, you know.. it wasn't tape either you f**kwad.
kevenmAug 4, 2010
PRO-TIP?
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Dugg for the stunned, delayed reaction.
docholiday22Aug 4, 2010
Collectively, after the world watched this they went "Oh s**t".
mrzeekAug 5, 2010
I totally did.... Now thats funny
arschgaudiAug 4, 2010
You get more points for old people or children
klingon00Aug 4, 2010
From the best of the worst movies ever, comes Deathrace 2000!
Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLYEbkykCI
Euthanasia Day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pphMecGZQ_s
Deathrace scoring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfaLmE3a8ug&feature=related
sgxyayAug 4, 2010
But they move slower so should be easier to hit. They should be fewer points.
denizen42Aug 4, 2010
Carmageddon!
choiboyAug 4, 2010
It's definitely based on the number of years of life you're depriving the prey of:
4-year old: worth 70-80 points
30-year old: worth 40-50 points
Old geezer: 10-20 points (for them going out in style)
adevilsadvocateAug 4, 2010
We have all met people like this that think the world will stop for their stupidity. Glad to see the world win on this one. It is obvious that he was going to dance in the street and stop traffic and annoy the hell outta everyone trying to drive.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Yes we should run over and possibly kill people who annoy us. That's how we win.
lilrabbit129Aug 4, 2010
There really comes a point where the gene pool needs to be filtered.
twitchehAug 4, 2010
Who ordered the chlorine?
ramtanionAug 4, 2010
I would.
chickery2Aug 4, 2010
"It is obvious that he was going to dance in the street and stop traffic and annoy the hell outta everyone trying to drive....."
typical black inner city A$$HOLE.....i give two thumbup to the ice cream truck driver....i woulda done the same f**king thing....
CARS TRAVELING AT HIGH RATES OF SPEED TRAVEL ON THE ROAD....THINK ABOUT IT YOU FCUKING IDIOTS.....Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ramtanionAug 4, 2010
Why is this dugg down?
goddestroyerAug 5, 2010
Why are these comments being buried? Doesn't everyone hate black people too?
/s/racism
tianwolfAug 12, 2010
I dugg down (buried) it because the CAPS and the use of dollar signs instead of s' was slightly unpleasant to my eyes.
sunemanAug 4, 2010
Ya see me rollin' -- ovah!
kingalAug 4, 2010
This is at least the third time submitted. 28 hours ago:
http://digg.com/comedy/Guy_Knowingly_Walks_Into_Traffic_Gets_Hit_by_Truck
crackerjack20Aug 4, 2010
It's like a black version of that "where the hell is matt" dancing video.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I hope that last 200 milliseconds that he had to prepare for impact helped. He got his forearm up to fend the van off!
djrbxAug 4, 2010
10 points to the driver
haaxAug 4, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I think this video may be fake. Firstly, the frequency and placing of the traffic seems weird. It looks like to me they had their friends drive through an empty street to make it look like a busy road. The driver of the van honks but doesn't brake. Why wouldn't you hear or see him braking? Also, at the moment of impact there seems to be a sound effect, it doesn't sound natural to me. Does anyone else suspect it's fake?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
commonwealthAug 4, 2010
I don't think it's fake for a number of reasons, but the biggest is that there is a natural camera shake. Fake videos of this nature always use a tripod shot so they can easily comp everything in. If this was faked it would take some pretty advanced compositing, and it seems like it would be a waste of effort for this sort of thing anyway.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
It's not a big deal, I just found it off and I couldn't put my finger on it. I wasn't really even thinking it was edited, my idea was that he timed a fake fall with the horn of the truck. It looked like he was a step or so away from the truck and he just mimicked getting hit. I don't really see why I'm being Dugg down, I said that it "may" be fake and I was just trying to have a conversation about it. Thanks for the reply Commonwealth.
commonwealthAug 4, 2010
Yeah I see what you're saying, it could be faked that simply. It is the internets after all! You shouldn't be dugg down either since you gave your opinion in a reasonable way. Probably because every video on the internet has someone calling it fake I guess.
serinusAug 4, 2010
Yeah, he didn't really get hit. He continued to be an assh**e by putting his hands on the truck. Luckily, the truck just didn't give a s**t.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Who cares? It's not being used in a court of law is it?
coffeedemonAug 4, 2010
Did you hear the smack when the truck hit him? The exact sound a vehicle makes when it hits something that size.
piieerrrreeAug 4, 2010
Yeah, the dude kinda looks flat when he's walking backwards into traffic. not to mention the lack of reaction from the other drivers
mp3dogAug 4, 2010
Look again:
The truck DID NOT hit him... He slapped it as it went by, then he threw himself to the ground.
shagg187Aug 4, 2010
http://imgur.com/py4U1.gif
brokemAug 4, 2010
wish you didnt put text on that
jonmon6691Aug 5, 2010
Big red arrows would have been a lot more helpful.
playerdotcaAug 4, 2010
The text makes it.
assassyn360Aug 4, 2010
LOL THANK YOU!
tunathefrogAug 5, 2010
Imma firin my lazICECREAMTRUCK?
Closed AccountAug 5, 2010
Sweet zombie Jesus, 21.33GB of bandwidth used just by this image? It's amazing just how inefficient GIFs are for short video clips.
apr35Aug 4, 2010
Guaranteed he will try to sue the hell out of the ice cream truck owner.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
and win.
kmo917Aug 4, 2010
Clearly he isn't smart enough to have a lawyer.
mysticaloneAug 4, 2010
You don't need to be smart to have a lawyer, just need a woman who thinks you did them wrong and thinks the world owes them something. Watch, his mom will call Oprah and Dr. Phil.
"My son got hit by an ice cream truck and I want to sue, what can I do, Lord Oprah? What?! No my son wasn't dancing in the street, IT'S NOT ABOUT DANCING IN THE STREET OPRAH, THE MAN HIT MY BABY BOY WITH A TRUCK!"Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
whoreableAug 4, 2010
Yeah he was just minding his business dancing in the street ( no crosswalk ) when a van hit him. Technically he could be charged.
lamminAug 4, 2010
That driver needs to lose his licence. I know the dancing idiot was retarded but that driver was traveling way too fast considering there was a dancing idiot on the road.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
YOU are what is wrong with this world.
langcastleAug 4, 2010
Dad?
lamminAug 4, 2010
So if you see a hazard on the road you don't slow down? Both parties are at fault here, but obviously the dancing idiot got what he deserved.
sigmaman2Aug 4, 2010
If I see a hazard on a busy street, I slow down.
...but...
If I *am* a hazard on a busy street, I don't keep dancing. I GET OFF THE GODDAMN STREET!
anthonyshereAug 4, 2010
Tosh.O
immatellyouwhatAug 4, 2010
"We take a look at this Rapper's Delight in this week's BREAKDOWN...."
*applause*
joculatorAug 4, 2010
f**ktard.
dodgyd55Aug 4, 2010
i notice every one is commenting on reaction of the camera man. what about the driver? i dont know if it is just me but if i saw this idiot doing this whilst driving i would slow down or drive round him.
binaryclockAug 4, 2010
This is America. He was on his cell phone while typing on his laptop.
paperclipsnsoupAug 4, 2010
Probably eating a burger too
punkrawkstarAug 4, 2010
She was applying makeup.
s0nicfreakAug 4, 2010
Yeah, you would just suddenly slow down your TRUCK, or swerve into the other cars.
dodgyd55Aug 4, 2010
Well being an average human with common sense and sight, i would be looking in the distance to where i am driving. "What's that in the far distance? an idiot that looks like he may cause a hazzard! what should i do?" *slows down truck because idiot doesn't look like he is stopping
momentAug 4, 2010
He honked multiple times instead of hitting the break or driving around him.
s0nicfreakAug 4, 2010
Look guys, his options were:
* Suddenly try to stop, risking ice cream and s**t flying all over the place, and someone hitting him from behind
* Swerve, risking hitting another car and wrecking it and his truck and injuring himself and the other driver
* Honk and hope the idiot doesn't continue to walk into his way
Since the majority of the time people aren't stupid enough to walk in front of a moving truck, the third option was his best bet.
And for all we know he did slow down, we can't see how fast he was going before he got near the guy.
indubitablyAug 4, 2010
Or maybe he was thinking, "This guy can't be stupid enough to dance out in front of moving traffic. Oh wait, yes he is/was."
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
There was a car approaching to the van's left and a dancing retard to its right.
momentAug 4, 2010
Better hit another car than a person.
serinusAug 4, 2010
Except in the case of this person.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Crash my sole source of income into an oncoming vehicle or cleanse the gene pool of a moron dancing into the street.... the choice is obvious.
tnoyAug 4, 2010
Maybe he thought, "There is no way this guy is going to be stupid enough to dance all the way into the street into the path of traffic."
serinusAug 4, 2010
I'm of the opinion that the idiot was preying upon the tendency for most people to yield to him. Good for the driver, imo.
andreegalAug 4, 2010
Leave the driver alone... he made the whole video funny
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I'm guessing he didn't see the idiot until he honked.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Can you imagine what it is like to drive an ice cream van?
1) Crap pay.
2) Monotonous work.
3) During the hottest time of the year.
4) A horrible, repetitive jingle in your ear all day long.
5) Screaming kids.
I think it's downright inhumane not to allow these poor guys run a few idiots over every now and then. They deserve a Nobel Peace Prize for not going on a rampage, each and every one.
s0nicfreakAug 4, 2010
I imagine the pay would be pretty good if you own the truck yourself, since the price of the icecream from trucks is outrageous... Buy a box of ice cream sandwiches, $2 for 6, and sell them for $1 each.
number4940Aug 5, 2010
Someone of greater intelligence assumed someone can't be stupid enough to play chicken with a truck. He even honked...totally fair warning.
xboxfiendAug 4, 2010
I scream, you scream...you scream...you scream.
johnbinarystarAug 4, 2010
Has to be a Memphis City Schools product ( you notice I did not say graduate, since 52% of Memphis City School students drop out without getting through high school, and yet Memphis City schools have the highest administrator to student ratio in the known world.)Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
ricoduedAug 4, 2010
Statistically speaking, it's extremely unlikely that he went to Memphis public schools.
noahhendrixAug 5, 2010
Clearly someone has a chip on their shoulder?
Couldn't the second statistic be a result of the first? If over half drop out, then I would assume that would increase the administrator to student ratio quite a bit.
jonp63Aug 4, 2010
One less Obama voter.
ayeroxorAug 4, 2010
Fewer, my redneck yokel compatriot.
kaiosamaAug 4, 2010
What the f**k does Obama have to do with this?
Oh that's right, he's black... I get it.
How unfortunate the vast majority of Obama voters were white... Unfortunately for you :)
blumpkinatorAug 4, 2010
I guess its a new style of break dancing
metaphidAug 4, 2010
Or maybe "brake" dancing?
sgxyayAug 4, 2010
Now he's broke dancing.
zakkebronAug 4, 2010
He didn't even need a spider thrown at him.
rollwitdiggAug 4, 2010
Hope the Ice Cream truck it OK.
marciotAug 4, 2010
He was break dancing. He danced, now his ribs are broken.
frostman3dAug 4, 2010
What a stupid f**king idiot!
astrotrainAug 4, 2010
Looks like the traffic failed to stop, maybe they something like this to warn them:
http://tinyurl.com/24744xl
redhookesbAug 4, 2010
Better:
http://i.imgur.com/bD0YG.jpg
slizzoAug 4, 2010
This is one of those cases where you say "What the hell were they thinking?"
Then you come to the realization that they just weren't.
s0nicfreakAug 4, 2010
You'd think of all the traffic, an ice cream truck would be especially careful of fat, stupid pedestrians.
amishmackAug 4, 2010
youtube comments refreshingly not racist!
nitrologlyAug 4, 2010
There will be trolls!
vaticanslayerAug 4, 2010
You totally thought he was black spongebob.
farfle10Aug 4, 2010
unless this is sarcasm, we definitely were not reading the same comments
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
look again
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Digga please.
bladzalotAug 4, 2010
Honestly, I would have hit him too...
phalanxcronosAug 4, 2010
10-points!
jamziz22Aug 4, 2010
because he's black?
455holeAug 4, 2010
its only about race when you're black
jamziz22Aug 4, 2010
i'm white.
sylxAug 5, 2010
Should be extra points if he was dancing.
dlan4327Aug 4, 2010
I guess you could say his dancing...
*Puts on sunglasses*
Stopped traffic.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Only this time...
*sunglasses*
Traffic stopped HIM.
felidaeusAug 4, 2010
What is this, soviet russia?
maynzaAug 4, 2010
Except it didn't stop. Which it why he got hit by a car.
menosdabearAug 4, 2010
I really hope he is seriously injured. f**king idiot
peaceninjaAug 4, 2010
try to have a bit of compassion, man!
one1plus1oneAug 5, 2010
People are digging you up, but why would you so strongly hope that another person is seriously injured?
He was stupid, but so was I in high school (I won't even begin to tell you how stupid).
But stupidity does not mean I wish him internal injuries and suffering.
menosdabearAug 5, 2010
comon now, think about this. Say the guy is completely fine, hypothetically. now there are tons of people watching this, knowing that all they have to do is act like a complete f**king idiot to get attention. We then end up where we are today, with tons and tons of people doing stupid ass s**t, putting other people in danger, because they think someone will go view their youtube page. We glorify and commend utter stupidity way too much in this world and end up just creating/breeding complete f**king morons. It needs to stop. Doing s**t like that, the guy fully deserves to be injured, and I stand by my previous statement that I hope he was.
skibadoweebopAug 4, 2010
Maybe he should get a job
jman5Aug 4, 2010
Maybe he already has one.
frostekAug 4, 2010
Ice cream vans already have brakes. They don't need his services...
skibadoweebopAug 4, 2010
No he doesn't
skibadoweebopAug 4, 2010
*facepalm*
Someone help me out here. ASCII please!
steve082291Aug 4, 2010
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=facepalm+ascii
delvisAug 4, 2010
Yo dawg I heard you like ice cream so I ran you over with my f**king ice cream truck.
imaxamiAug 4, 2010
thats funny!
simplyfungusAug 4, 2010
Proper meme resurrection allowed
tehclaw14Aug 4, 2010
+1
adokimusAug 4, 2010
f**kin LOL'd at work
rpieszakAug 4, 2010
dammit, I laughed and woke up my son, you jerk
kaintehdragoonAug 4, 2010
lol'd hardcore. My family thinks I'm insane now.
adamfrommyspaceAug 4, 2010
A++++ would read again
zirchxworldAug 4, 2010
*sigh* i was relieved when this meme died and you just robbed the grave, damn you
InfinityComplexAug 4, 2010
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/061/357/original/BuAWP.png?1279909682
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
New keyboard please. Best goddamn comment I've seen in weeks. Made me laugh like a bloody hyena, that one. Nice.
f4nt0m4sAug 5, 2010
I rarely log in just to digg up one comment. Well done sir.
iamshadesAug 9, 2010
http://i34.tinypic.com/2hebjg8.jpg
i just made that. i am very surprised that no one else had the idea from the comment. enjoy.
delvisAug 9, 2010
Awesome. Instant wallpaper. Much obliged. :)