Users who Dugg This
Slum Dog Millionaire
4156 Followers
WordsnCollision
6939 Followers
Phil Perspective
9366 Followers
Mark Rosen
3486 Followers
jeffh4Aug 6, 2010
A couple you missed:
Neil Diamond: "I am....I said"
"I am, I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair"
Neil, you've been taking some pretty heavy medications if you think the chair is listening to you.
And Annie Lennox: "No More I Love You's"
"I used to have demons in my room at night
Desire,despair,desire,so many monsters"
Annie, how can there be "so many monsters" when you start repeating yourself after 2? Maybe that's as high as a singer can count?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
colt4cmAug 6, 2010
Apparently he's never listened to the Black Eyed Peas
ktothec99Aug 7, 2010
Or ICP
bulls414Aug 7, 2010
who listens to ICP?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
f**king lyrics, how do they work?
tiduAug 7, 2010
I heard something about tonight being a good night. Can anyone clarify?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
If I hear that song one more time, I'm going postal.
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
@sierrabravo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sMmtZn2JMA
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday
Bob Dylan right there.
humperdeathAug 7, 2010
"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
it's just a spring-clean for the may queen...
OK, great band and all, but really?
rain12913Aug 7, 2010
You missed a part...
"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring-clean,
for the May queen"
rain12913Aug 7, 2010
And yeah, I think that lyrics works perfectly. It goes quite well with the band's overall theme of fantastical, English mysticism. It works particularly well in that song, too. What do you have against it?
humperdeathAug 7, 2010
I like the song overall. Just that theses lyrics dont have any real meaning OUTSIDE OF THE SONG
amyvernonAug 7, 2010
How did this NOT make it on the list?
"MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again"
beshirthappyAug 7, 2010
Yes! As soon as I saw the title, this was the first song that came into my head.
dferrandAug 7, 2010
I'm not kidding, if you take some LSD, MacArthur Park will make perfect sense
loadstarAug 7, 2010
I was just thinking that whomever put this list together has apparently never reviewed the Dave Barry Bad Song Survey. It's quite old now, but the songs on it haven't gotten any better with time. MacArthur Park was on it, as was the earlier mentioned I Am I Said.
flyingcavemanAug 7, 2010
from http://partners.academic.ru/dic.nsf/enwiki/716491
*The B-52's song "Detour Thru Your Mind" from the album "Bouncing off the Satellites" begins with the lyrics "Your brain is an ever-changing kaleidoscope of moods and colors. We walk in the park but it's melting in the dark. All of a sudden your mood changes and your face looks like a cake left out in the rain. Is your name MacArthur Parker? Or is it Reba?"
I never knew that the B-52's song was referencing another song.
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
who buried me!!??? its part of the song!!!!
notcalledadreamAug 7, 2010
Even if it is lame metaphor that goes on for too long, it does kind of make sense. however, there are a lot of supposed "metaphors"(that's what i've heard them called, although almost all of them use the word "like," so they're closer to similies, right?) in recent hip hop songs, that don't actually mean anything. There's a lyric in the bedrock song where the girl in it says, "cause i'm so hot like, see me on my pedal bike..." Is that even coherent? not that the song has much to offer lyrically, the chorus is just an old joke pick up line, but still. There are a ton of awful lyrics that i would have a hard time keeping off such a list. for example, anything by theory of a dead man, or t-pain.
absurdistAug 7, 2010
cool story, bro.
sneschalmersAug 7, 2010
"I like your beard."
seltaeb4Aug 7, 2010
*Steve* Allen.
A little respect for a master, please. :)
artosrcAug 7, 2010
CTRL+F
Shaven
Funker Vogt
Phrase not found!
Really? Really?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
I just buried you because im sick of people saying "really? really?"
falco217Aug 7, 2010
orly? orly?
firecellAug 7, 2010
There are a lot stupider lyrics in the world. This is just the tip of the iceberg.
grabateAug 7, 2010
The boat engine make noise.
petardAug 7, 2010
That song was a joke
cowman80i9Aug 16, 2010
shut up it was the best song ever
sneschalmersAug 7, 2010
At one point T-Pain sings about having sex with a mermaid. I think it's fair to say, they weren't taking the song seriously as a piece of artistic integrity.
ddrskataAug 7, 2010
One, the song was meta commentary on inane braggadocio in popular contemporary hip-hop. Two, you're allowed to say "motherf**ker" on the internet. Nobody is gonna tell mommy.
pedroreeAug 7, 2010
I was expecting to see Procol Harum's Whiter Shade of Pale, then I realized it's stupidest lyrics, not weirdest.
ubermannAug 7, 2010
Ian Dury is the king in my book!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A61i0Xscj-k
scoobynoobAug 7, 2010
This reminded me that Nickelback sucks.
aronwyrthAug 7, 2010
"Love Hurts" is a fantastic song, regardless of how the words appear when read in isolation, and there's really nothing all that wrong with "Smooth Operator." That's what dumbass lists like this never get. . . though most of these songs DO blow.
effzeeAug 7, 2010
At least VH rocks and KISS is, ummmm.... infamous?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Everything Ke$ha feels the need to whine against a beat.
thejackylAug 7, 2010
That's pretty generous, calling in whining.
krahmerAug 7, 2010
"I rip it hardcore like porno-flick bitches I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits" -- Chris Griffin
zombiesocietyAug 7, 2010
It's not Chris Griffin, it's Wu Tang.
rain12913Aug 7, 2010
Here I was wondering who the hell Chris Griffin was and why someone with a name like that was covering a Wu-Tang song and then I did the google search. Can anyone fill me in on what "bring da ruckus"has to do with Family Guy?
absurdistAug 7, 2010
ratings.
rain12913Aug 7, 2010
"That reminds me of the time I stood in for Inspectah Deck at that Wu-Tang Concert!"
Something along those lines?
krahmerAug 7, 2010
No, it's when Chris Griffin joins a "Punk-Rock" band
S05 E04
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_Private_Brian
ddrskataAug 7, 2010
Dude, do not blaspheme the Wu Tang.
joshsirjoshulesAug 7, 2010
How about this gem from Thin Lizzy:
"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak/Somewhere in this town"
Maybe at the jail? Maybe?
captnkurtAug 7, 2010
Or anywhere someone has an iPhone. Thin Lizzy was way ahead of their time.
jefferygomerAug 7, 2010
I submit this awful Gavin Degraw song.
"Oh, this is the start of something good
Don't you agree?
I, haven't felt like this in so many moons
You know what I mean"
smacksawAug 7, 2010
The worst is when the last word of a line gets reused in the next line because they couldn't find something else that rhymes and were too lazy to change the word order to keep that word from the end.
vintersemestreAug 7, 2010
I was expecting something a lot more stupider
pigtownAug 7, 2010
Lyrics that don't make sense can be bloody awesome. See: At the Drive in.
paramedics fell into the wound
like a rehired scab at a barehanded plant
an anesthetic penance beneath
the hail of contraband
http://www.lyricsg.com/121278/lyrics/atthedrivein/invalidlitterdept.html
francisthemuteAug 7, 2010
Great band btw and so is The Mars Volta. Lyrics don't have to make sense.
c6h14Aug 7, 2010
Once you know what the song is about, like Invalid Litter Department (about murder and rape of Hispanic female textile workers) , the random ass lyrics make some sense. But you have to think really really hard. They are one of my all time favorite bands though. I did a project on that song...
rain12913Aug 7, 2010
Oh man, bringing Cedric Bixler-Zavala (singer for At the Drive-In and the Mars Volta) into this is opening up a whole new can of worms. I'm not saying they're stupid by any means, just that he writes in an extremely abstract and surrealist way that seems completely devoid of content if its read like regular prose.
"There was a frail syrup dripping off
His lap danced lapel, punctuated by her
Decrepit prowl she washed down the hatching
Gizzard soft as a mane of needles
His orifice icicles hemorrhaged
By combing her torso to a pile
Perspired the trophy shelves made room for his collapse
She was a mink handjob in sarcophagus heels"
What makes that particularly kick ass is that it's in one of the most badass and bizarre rock songs I've ever heard (I believe it's 45 minutes long, and every minute is necessary). It's called Cassandra Gemini, check it out.
luckydeckAug 7, 2010
Popozao?
skurtAug 7, 2010
Is there gas in the car?
Yes there's gas in the car...
Love that band, but they have some strange lyrics.
absurdistAug 7, 2010
I think the people down the hall know who we are...
skurtAug 7, 2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kid_Charlemagne
... know who *you* are...
;)
absurdistAug 7, 2010
touché.
gordigorAug 7, 2010
Can't find the butter ma'am. Pearl Jam
blueszAug 7, 2010
Or anything by Lady GaGa.
tbbucsAug 7, 2010
"I like it when you call me legs,
in the morning buy me eggs."
- Boys Boys Boys by Lady Gaga
The definition of forcing a rhyme.
skinturtleAug 7, 2010
Yeah some of these are gems...but guess what? Do you think these who live in mansions, have fame and have anybody they want care what this list has to say?
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
Buried. You don't say that Van Halen made bad lyrics. And there is nothing about the Blackeyed Peas or Lady Gaga or Kesha.
No I can’t recall any love at all
Baby this blows ‘em all away
colecoman1982Aug 7, 2010
"And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things"
-Kid Rock, All Summer Long
Rhyming "things" with..."things". Musical genius at work!!
neondistractionAug 7, 2010
He must have learned that from Fred Durst.
mbougieAug 7, 2010
Every time I hear Kid Rock sing/yell "we were trying different things / we were smoking funny things" or "we didn't have no internet / but man I never will forget" it makes me wish I didn't speak English.
madmac625Aug 7, 2010
And Then What by Young Jeezy
Get Fresh and jump in one of dem cars (yeah)
Hit the club and get one of dem broads (and then what?)
It's a wrap, we on the way to the house; by 3:45 I be kickin' her out (heyy)
Patty cake, patty cake, microwave
These suckas make a square, damn I'm paid (ha ha)
I'm so cool, but I'm so hot, and I'm, I'm so fly, and you, you're so not (nope)
ilikedemoonAug 7, 2010
Dont forget mannfred mann's Blinded By the Light song. They actually say "wrapped up like a douche" repeatedly. Holy s**t!
belthizeAug 7, 2010
Revved up like a deuce.
ilikedemoonAug 7, 2010
little one? i heard that song in its heyday and even then it didn't sit right with me.
cbgrizzleAug 7, 2010
Another runner in the night
belthizeAug 7, 2010
Now if you'd said Express Ohio you'd have been onto something.
http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/e/expressohio7445/yummyyummyyummy270594.html
qstix20Aug 7, 2010
Revved up like a deuce, and that was Springsteen who did that originally, dumbass
skankingmikeAug 7, 2010
Fail at all accounts.
It's by the Boss Bruce, and it's Revved up like a deuce, and if you don't know what a deuce you have no business listen to the Boss.
And furthermore, Bruce sings it as "cut loose like a deuce"
ilikedemoonAug 7, 2010
oh, im really out of line bury this!
absurdistAug 7, 2010
OK, kids, all together now...
"Blinded by the light,
Cut loose like a deuce,
Another runner in the night.
Blinded by the light..."
pootpootAug 7, 2010
FYI, deuce is a slang term for 32' Ford Model B, aka the deuce coupe. Hence "REVVED up like a deuce".
moisgreatAug 7, 2010
Look at this photograph
Everytime I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head
Nickelback Sucks
withearsAug 7, 2010
Abracadabra.
I'm gonna reach out and grab ya.
absurdistAug 7, 2010
Steve Miller? icky...
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
f**kin' magnets, how do they work? No?
chaos36Aug 7, 2010
That's what I was thinking
ddrskataAug 7, 2010
Also:
"f**kin' rainbows after it rains/So much magic it'll blow ya brains"
"I seen some s**t that'll shock ya eyelids"
"I don't wanna talk to a scientist/Them mothaf**kas lyin', and gettin' me pissed"
"I once fed a pelican at Frisco Bay/He tried to eat my cell phone/He ran away"
gongjimeinAug 7, 2010
Fireflies - Owl City
But I Would Just Stand And stare
I'd Like To make Myself Believe That Planet earth Turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
or...
SHUSSSHH GIRRLLLL SHUT YOUR LIPS, DO DA HELEN KELLER AND TALK WITH YOUR HIPS.
firecellAug 7, 2010
Not to mention they are ripping off The Postal Service.
dsegal92Aug 7, 2010
Hold it now and watch the hood wink
As I make you stop think
You'll think you're looking at aqua man
I summon fish to the dish although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the Sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like Wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust throughComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
trezuredAug 7, 2010
If you really want stupid lyrics... just pick a random genre & artist from the mainstream of today. =P
belthizeAug 7, 2010
People have been getting that wrong for decades :).
Revved up like a deuce ... as in Deuce Coupe
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/blow/blindedbythelight.htm
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=deuce+coupe&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=qsZcTJCcOYOC8gbntaX0AQ&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CCUQsAQwAA&biw=1192&bih=726
belthizeAug 7, 2010
Bah ... supposed to be in reply to Ilikedemoon
skankingmikeAug 7, 2010
it's ok The Boss will forgive you.
kent1146Aug 7, 2010
Limp Bizkit: "I did it for the nookie, so you can take that cookie, and stick it up your YEAH! Stick it up your YEAH!!"
f**king retards. It would make more sense if he "did it for the wookie". The Chewbacca defense allows a song to make MORE sense. That's how f**king stupid it is.
ilikedemoonAug 7, 2010
i've heard it all. not kidding.
Closed AccountAug 7, 2010
To be fair eminem was on a lot of drugs at the time.
ruckstandeAug 7, 2010
Faith Hill - Way You Love Me lyrics
"If I could grant
You one wish
I'd wish you could see the way you kiss"
f**k you, ya selfish bitch.
firecellAug 7, 2010
I like Faith Hill.
cyrockerAug 7, 2010
soulja boy tell em
ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Soulja Boy
(yuuuuuuuh!!!)
u gotta punch den crank back 3 times from left ta right
(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!!!)
Soulja Boy up In it (oh)
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat (oh)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy up In da hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat hoe
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy up In da hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Joccin' On dem Hatas Mang
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now Yuuuuuuuuuuh)
I'm Joccin' on yo bitch ass
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im coccin' on yo bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some Baby Names
Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Yuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
I'm Bouncin On Ma Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon pass to da low
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At Ma Neck
Sayin'this da rubberband man (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Lean'N To (Lean'N To)
Nope,You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folks, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That s**t Was Ugly
Soulja Boy off In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy off In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
im too clean off in dis hoe
Watch me crank it watch me roll
Watch me crank dat roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe(yuuuuuuhhh)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
im too fresh off in dis bitch
Watch me shuffle watch me jig
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den supaman dat bitch(yuuuuuhhhh)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Yuuuuuuuuhhhh)
Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy up In da Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me Yuuuuuuuuuuuh
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
(Yuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh)
(Ahhhhhhhhhh Yuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh)Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
benroyAug 7, 2010
Are you f**king serious with that? Really?
cyrockerAug 7, 2010
Are you f**king serious with that? Really?
cbgrizzleAug 7, 2010
Simply stating the song title and artist would have sufficed.
cyrockerAug 7, 2010
or I could have copypasta'd the entire thing.
ddrskataAug 7, 2010
It's not baby names. It's Bathing Apes. As in Bape, the famous Japanese clothing line.
spikey86Aug 7, 2010
"I just wanna live while I'm alive"
zombiesocietyAug 7, 2010
Hip Hop marmalade spic and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
mikeytagAug 7, 2010
Call me Willy Whistle and I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy.
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
----------------------------------
It's crazy how the words from the most random song of all time can stick with you all these years.
coolwhip86Aug 7, 2010
Just gonna leave this here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
(though they might fall under best lyrics of all time as well)
resoakedAug 7, 2010
Try these lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhv6gipA3dc
flyingcavemanAug 7, 2010
So what they're sayin' is
Hey! We built this city on rock and roll.
absurdistAug 7, 2010
Dugg for inanity. And Grace Slick on acid.
R.I.P. Jay Sherman.
alpinestars777Aug 7, 2010
"If ya got beef, eat a porkchop." Coolio - Fantastic Ride
rocketpocketAug 7, 2010
The Doors riders of the storm
"There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad "
thejackylAug 7, 2010
Are you serious?
raiderduckAug 7, 2010
As a KISS fan, I'll be the first to admit that "Burn Bitch Burn" is far from a classic, lyric-wise.
However, if this article's author had taken 3 seconds to look up the "Animalize" album in Wikipedia, he would have seen that it was a Gene Simmons song, not one of Paul Stanley's.
Nothing wrong with criticizing rock, but get yer s**t correct.
acdcfanbillAug 7, 2010
plus Simmons sucks bags of c**ks.
bcarl314Aug 7, 2010
I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend.
But I'm a little glowing friend,
but really, I'm not actually your friend. But I am.
shark72Aug 7, 2010
Hmmm, I actually consider that to be one of the *greatest* lyrics ever.
But I still get creeped out whenever I hear Billy Joel sing "whoa whoa whoa... she takes care of herself...". Sounds a bit too much like a feminine hygiene commercial.
yacksAug 7, 2010
Those lyrics make better sense when you know what the song is about....
a blue canary nightlight....
It's your only friend.. at night when you feel that you might be alone but during the day you do have more friends... and of course it glows... and the thought of having a nightlight as a friend is well stupid .. but at night it really is your friend..