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robdiggityJul 13, 2010
What a shame this story is going to get drowned out by Steinbrenner.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
I was looking at the Steinbrenner stories when I saw this one in "People who dugg this also dugg."
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Please note: Shrooms should only be taken in a happy environment with good friends.
A great trip is one of the best experiences you'll have in life and you'll forever be glad that you did it. It will stick with you for years.
A bad trip is one of the worst experiences you'll have in life and you'll forever regret that you did it. It will stick with you for years.
The drug magnifies your emotions to the point where even minor arguments between characters from your favorite comedy sitcoms will seem unbearably uncomfortable.
casspaJul 13, 2010
Nic Cage > Keanu
trainofthought6Jul 13, 2010
Not a chance.
dafragstaJul 14, 2010
Whoa! Bitchin' Technolojay!
honukaiJul 14, 2010
Nick Cage < an ordinary rock. I hate his "acting" so much.
niubaiJul 14, 2010
Hard to say, both are excellent actors. I do, especially, enjoy their wide range of facial expressions they got in every single character. Yep.
digg2point0Jul 14, 2010
I cannot say for sure but I do believe I am inferring some sarcasm from you.
dafragstaJul 14, 2010
Raising Arizona, Adaptation. Nick Cage has a few good performances.
unfatherJul 14, 2010
Agreed, if you know what to do with Nic Cage he can be used extremely effectively. He makes a great edge-of-and-tipping-into neurotic character.
brisktJul 14, 2010
It's a shame he never plays villains (except for half of Face Off). Instead he plays an endless stream of crappy protagonists.
metaliqJul 14, 2010
I will have to disagree with Niubai. I am not very fond of Cage's acting.
hisnameischrisJul 14, 2010
Contrary to popular belief, sarcasm is not as hard as one would think to detect on the internet. Why is it that you aren't able to do so?
metaliqJul 14, 2010
What's funny is I was being sarcastic and you didn't detect it.
colinalexanderJul 14, 2010
They're both s**tty actors who get work for different reasons. Keanu's a nice guy though. Cage is a genuine assh**e.
hisnameischrisJul 14, 2010
I don't know why there's so much hate against these two actors. They've both occasionally proven that they have some skill in acting which leads me to believe that they either only suck most of the time or are just given s**tty parts. I, for one, enjoyed Cage's performance Captain Corelli's Mandolin a few films back. Keanu was kind of okay in The Lake House, too, so I would rather blame the movies than the actors.
Besides, my respect level for Nicolas practically doubled as a result of this video :D
rheicJul 14, 2010
The badass film critic Vern refers to it as 'mega-acting'.
http://outlawvern.com/tag/nic-cage/
addiktionJul 14, 2010
The One vs The Magician? I know who I'm choosing.
modiggity455Jul 13, 2010
I'd like to eat mushrooms with Nic Cage and watch 'The Wicker Man' -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
djoverezJul 14, 2010
NO NOT BEES!!!!!
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH!
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
I need to say this is the worst movie I've ever seen. I have to say that because someone might read this then later go watch tv, see it on and go "hey, I heard of that movie, I'll give it a shot".
Just don't. Please. You will live happier having not seen it.
mredofcourseJul 14, 2010
I think it falls into a "so bad it's good category". It's really a pretty damn funny movie.
tierneybJul 14, 2010
It's true. Nic Cage in a bear costume getting a running start and punching a women in the face? Doesn't get much better.
globolerJul 13, 2010
Not a weird thing at all. At least I hope not. I mean I never found it odd when I did the same exact thing.
zachclickJul 13, 2010
I ate mushrooms once with my cat...it did not go as well for me.
hallera420Jul 13, 2010
I wonder if he fed the cat some mushrooms too?
Maybe that was how piano cat was made....
xenosnkJul 13, 2010
I mean... he just said that it happened...
Wondering not necessary.
fmvorenkampJul 14, 2010
Quit commenting on s**t you don't watch or read.
That's pretty much the first thing he said.
deucedissonanceJul 13, 2010
that cat is legend
idiggthatshitJul 14, 2010
I AM LEGEND
bracomadarJul 14, 2010
Are you gettin' jiggy wit it?
nerdherderJul 14, 2010
ary.
metaldwarfJul 14, 2010
wait for it.
shroomtimeJul 13, 2010
I want some psychedelic mushrooms.
bobfromrebootJul 14, 2010
I'll one up you. I want some DMT.
krazygamerheadJul 14, 2010
shrooms lasts longer, I'd rather have those
bobfromrebootJul 14, 2010
Not if you ingest it orally with an MAOI, aka ayahuasca.
pikeymobileJul 14, 2010
Shrooms may last longer, but a DMT trip feels like it lasts an entire lifetime.
irobethJul 14, 2010
TIME IS AN ILLUSION MAN
catch33Jul 14, 2010
IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
v3nomJul 14, 2010
You stumbled upon a door where your mind is the key. There are none who will lend you guidance; these trials are yours to conquer alone. Entering here will take more than mere logic and strategy, but the criteria are just as hidden as what they reveal. Find yourself, and you will find the vrey thing hidden behind this page. Beyond here is something like a utopia - beyond here is What.CD.
This is a mirage.
lethargicmonkeyJul 14, 2010
bob just has to jump straight for the strong s**t all the time.
oh bob.
bobfromrebootJul 14, 2010
By no means did I "jump to the strong s**t." I've done mushrooms dozens of times before trying DMT.
krazymon2Jul 14, 2010
I was going to leave the most disastrous comment but decided to spare myself the buries and everyone else the time in their lives of reading it.
araytaJul 14, 2010
I was going to give the wittiest response to this waste of space of a comment, but decided that I was too good for that . . . I guess.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
No, post it.
blockblxJul 14, 2010
...but then you got high?
drdicknipsJul 14, 2010
I was gonna call you an idiot, but I decided not to waste my time... wait, s**t...
deadpoetic333Jul 14, 2010
Everyone keeps telling me they're out of season =( Did some crappy ones a few weeks ago.
frostman3dJul 13, 2010
f**k Nicolas Cage, his movies SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gregloireJul 13, 2010
Adaptation was pretty good.
knifesideleftJul 14, 2010
Adaptation was really good.
honukaiJul 14, 2010
Never saw it, but it would have been better if anyone other than Cage was in it.
skunkman62Jul 14, 2010
Raising Arizona.
frostman3dJul 14, 2010
try something from the last decade.
mamboboyJul 13, 2010
My guess this happened during 1986-88, during the filming of the incredible 'Vampire's Kiss'.
:P
tcpikJul 13, 2010
My cat likes big tokes blown in his face. He'll seriously meow at us till it happens.
doctechnicalJul 14, 2010
I "inherited" a cat from my sister (she was moving and couldn't take it with her) who's previous owners blow tokes into it's face. The cat's eyes were perpetually half-closed... he was a fine, normal, smart and alert cat, but he always looked stoned.
tcpikJul 14, 2010
I bet he misses it. Help a cat out.
angryhoboJul 14, 2010
tcpik may have the best comment in this story
doctechnicalJul 14, 2010
Unfortunately for Lucky, the Stoner Cat, I'm not a smoker. And frankly I don't cotton to the idea of dosing your pets, it's not like they can say "no".
brainweederJul 14, 2010
they want it and you know it.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Isn't it bad for cats?
wanderonJul 14, 2010
I don't think it's bad for anything
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Why is every pothead a f**king idiot? It's not "cool" to get your animals stoned.
These are some effects marijuana has on cats.
* Lethargy
* Uncoordinated, Falling over
* Depression, Sometimes Alternating with Agitation or Anxiety
* Vomiting
* Bradycardia (Slow Heart Rate)
* Seizures, Sometimes Coma
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Plus they get paranoid and think the government is mind controlling them via beams from satellites. JUST SAY NO, CATS!
cuervoman914Jul 14, 2010
wow, nicolas cage just went THAT much further up in my awesome list
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
He started from rock bottom, but yeah, he advanced quite a bit on mine too. He's overtaken Mel Gibson (going the other way) and is gaining on Matthew Fox. Yeah, he's still pretty far from the lead... but still!
jeexbitJul 14, 2010
Of course he did!
factorof13Jul 14, 2010
I love how the cat supposedly "snuck into the refrigerator." That's either an amazing f**king cat or the s**ttiest refrigerator ever.
benroyJul 14, 2010
Or he put the cat in the fridge and forgot about it.
hypogenicJul 14, 2010
And the shrooms were the only edible thing in there.
nerdjnerdbirdJul 14, 2010
Mushrooms rule.
richie311Jul 14, 2010
While I don't doubt he is a really cool person to meet with in person, he still has made some s**tty movie choices to start in lately.
sneschalmersJul 14, 2010
Kick-Ass was pretty f**king awesome, although Cage didn't really have a big part in it.
YaTiddleJul 14, 2010
He's broke as hell. He has to take what he can get.
renegadeafkJul 14, 2010
Watch bad lieutenant: Port of call New Orleans
subtafugeJul 14, 2010
hated this movie
its420somewhereJul 14, 2010
Seriously, he's flat broke. Why exactly I forget, something about spending all his money on totally unnecessary s**t. This means he needs to take crappy roles just to make a paycheck.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
"Snake Eyes" is possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Yes, worse than "Ghost Rider" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin".
grumpymonkJul 14, 2010
I had a conversation with a tree while on mushrooms...then this sober guy saw me, and my friend who was also on mushrooms came over to get me away from the tree and said "Oh sorry sir, just fetching my retard."
jotchieJul 14, 2010
I had an experience with mushrooms and a tree too. My friends told me that me and my roommate from college found this really large oak tree, and were referring to it as Grandfather Tree. They said we were throwing pebbles at it, and said we were feeding him gum drops.
Later that night someone lit the dumpsters on fire near our dorms, and people said we were yelling the dragons were coming as we were running through the woods.
danmv1Jul 14, 2010
cool story bro
mattharvey716Jul 14, 2010
might be saying the obvious here but im calling bulls**t on this story.
captntyinknotsJul 14, 2010
come on BELIEVE in something...
guitarchitectJul 14, 2010
cage is clearly joking around
idiggthatshitJul 14, 2010
Nic Cage didn't drink beer in high school? Bulls**t.
smileyouredeadJul 14, 2010
Why bulls**t? I didn't drink beer in high school; I drank liquor but couldn't stand the taste of beer back then.
ducati321Jul 14, 2010
I didn't drink alcohol period. I will say this though, Weed does not lead to other drugs or alcohol - it leads to carpentry.
think4yourselffJul 14, 2010
My hair is a bird...and my brother ate it.
DurkadurJul 14, 2010
Ya know not even the most potent of drugs can make a nic cage movie watchable.
kevroJul 14, 2010
Shrooms really shouldn't be illegal , it's just unnecessary.
nerdherderJul 14, 2010
While on shrooms, a student at my college stabbed his friend/roommate 51 times. He said he thought his friend was going to kill him, so he did it first.
evarecessJul 14, 2010
Any info on this? I call bulls**t on this story so any links would be appreciated.
Also who keeps a knife around when using shrooms?
wanderonJul 14, 2010
sounds more like PCP..
even on high dosages of the fun-guy I still have a sense of reality in my mind of what is morally right and wrong
pfhayterJul 14, 2010
That is a tragedy but this stuff happens all the time with booze too (maybe not the hallucination but violence for sure). The problem is not the substance but the user.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Maybe his friend was actually going to kill him.
manjarJul 14, 2010
He used to make cool movies. Time for more mushrooms?
metaliqJul 14, 2010
Oh cool when was this?
misterchaseJul 14, 2010
Nicholas Cage is now 15% more awesome.
captininsanityJul 14, 2010
and his hair is now a bird
elfprince13Jul 14, 2010
I wish I could digg this repeatedly.
timedoutJul 14, 2010
I'm in ur fridge eatin ur shrooms.
hypogenicJul 14, 2010
I am an actual real housecat. After I eat the shrooms I SWEAR I can type in English for about 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow
/stolen
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA
Hey, where's that chocolate cake?
xptoastJul 14, 2010
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dn4zer56Jul 14, 2010
The cake is a lie!
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Mushrooms are great. It's something you should try in at least once in moderation if you're into exploring new experiences. Too bad they were banned in Amsterdam not long ago. I'm glad I got to experience it before they were gone.
skunkman62Jul 14, 2010
the first time i tried mushrooms they were great. i bet i acted like the "double rainbow" guy. after that it kind of sucked so i stopped.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
That's cool. It's different for everybody. My friend, who was there with me, freaked out and thought he was dying and started gulping down water. It was hard to maintain my good feelings and calm him down at the same time. The next night I did twice as much and the room was changing color and felt like the walls were breathing. When I came back I started growing them for personal use and so I did them very frequently for a while. The experiences vary.
robopuppyJul 14, 2010
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Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Yeah I had to play a bit of a mind trick with him like that. I told him it's just getting intense and making his body heat up so he should lie down and it will go away. He was fine after that. Although he was sick all the next day (vomiting). Strange, because I felt fine. Anyway there won't be a next time for him. When he came back he found a girlfriend and decided that marijuana, shrooms, etc. were all immoral. I'm like are you retarded you just got back from Amsterdam. Hahah. Oh well.
nidstylesJul 14, 2010
If you take enough of them your do Hallucinate. Trust me on this.
juniorjJul 14, 2010
Is that why mushrooms are in a class of drugs known as "Hallucinogens"?
zardayJul 14, 2010
Anybody who has never taken a hallucinogen has no idea what a hallucination is until they try it. People think you just see s**t... not really. Your mind takes things that are already there and interprets them the wrong way.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Yeah, like I said in my first comment if you take enough you can hallucinate more strongly. But a normal dose won't make you trip balls and see objects that aren't there.
factorof13Jul 14, 2010
Shrooms banned in Amsterdam? Wow. That's bizarre.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Yeah the ban took effect at the end of 2008. They had a protest against the ban in Dam Square while we were there. I met a really cool hippy from America who owned a mushroom shop in downtown. I believe he had to shut down after the ban :(
esb82Jul 14, 2010
As McKenna advised, "Five dried grams in silent darkness." Do it right and you'll speak with the Logos.
grizzlybizzleJul 14, 2010
Thanks for this advice - will be trying it out for the first time sometime soon and 'speaking with the Logos' is top of the agenda!
esb82Jul 14, 2010
You'll want a high dose and NO distractions. No lights, no music, no friends. (Though some recommend a trip-sitter for your first time, maybe staying in another room unless you call for him or her.) You essentially want sensory deprivation, so that the only feedback you get is what your own mind produces. Whatever happens, don't fight it, just let go and let it take you.
raxemJul 14, 2010
5 grams is quite a bit for the first time. I would only suggest at the most 1/8 of an ounce, 3.5 grams, for a first timer. Possibly less. I would really have to know you to give an accurate suggestion. Some people freak out easy. Get to know the drug before doing something like that, IMO.
angelbunnyJul 14, 2010
I think of it like sleeping while you're awake. You only see s**t if your sub conscious wants you to much like dreaming.
I've tripped so hard I can't even sit up and yet I've seen little to nothing. If you want to see stuff then yah sure, but the spiritual insite is far more important imho.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
Ehhh, normally when my friends and I do shrooms (usually an 1/8), we usually split a 30 pack of Busch or two, amongst say 5 people.
It's completely ludicrous. Depending on the person, some people get violently drunk, and end up f**king with the people that are deep on shrooms. I don't know how to explain it. I just hate sitting in one place and not doing anything.
tyrghastJul 14, 2010
He needs to forget about growing facial hair. He's like... 50+ and can't grow a goatee.
nraphaelJul 14, 2010
Not a good story.
mrkev150Jul 14, 2010
Did he by any chance film The Wicker Man when he was on shrooms? Seems like it.
jinnrikkiJul 14, 2010
Not likely, it would have been a better movie. However, I do recommend doing some if you are unfortunate enough to have to watch it again.
nidstylesJul 14, 2010
I love Nic Cage.
bowens44Jul 14, 2010
So? Who hasn't?
fuwathJul 14, 2010
I have an acid story for you guys.
So back in my younger days we use to consume insane amounts of drugs. Well we were at my buddies house where we would spend a lot of nights just tweaking. Well we each took a few hits of acid that night and we had already been up for about 3 or 4 days prior to that. By this time we were seeing the shadows in the corner of our eyes and were not mentally there. Well once the acid kicked, everything was looking like claymation. I was finding coke on the floor so I was busting it into lines not thinking anything of it. Well here I am crawling on the floor finding chunks of coke then low and behold I look up and realize that the dry wall is crumbling. What I've been sniffing wasn't grade A blow at all, it was dry wall.
I quickly ended that activity. About a half hour later we were all just sitting around in the hangout room just collecting our thoughts and trying to figure out the meaning of life when my buddy's 3 or 4 year old baby sister comes waltzing in carrying a butcher knife. That was it. I couldn't handle it any more and I ended up locking myself in the bathroom for the remainder of the night trying to determine what the f**k just happened.
Drugs are bad.
xer0fiveJul 14, 2010
Don't blame the drugs. You just can't handle them well. :P
xcanadianJul 14, 2010
Bulls**t story bro.
jinnrikkiJul 14, 2010
Drugs aren't bad if you're mature enough to handle them. I didn't trip until I was 20 years old, then for the next 4 years I often tripped on mescaline and acid. I went to work every day and partied hard on the weekend. Quit doing hallucinogens when they became difficult to obtain but I continue to smoke pot to this day. I think I'm a better person for it.
nerdherderJul 14, 2010
IMO being mature enough to handle them means you don't do them.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
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xmarcovinzxJul 14, 2010
nerdherder is the actual winner here.
blackanodeJul 14, 2010
Tweak is bad..... duh
krazymon2Jul 14, 2010
I started to read this and thought it was going to end with a Bel-Air story so I didn't finish it.
flyinryan89Jul 14, 2010
Ebin, You've changed...
ivaldes047Jul 14, 2010
can't digg you up enough
ivaldes047Jul 14, 2010
why would you do coke while your tripping? all it does is sober you the f**k up and ends your trip
fuwathJul 15, 2010
Have you even done coke and/or acid?
brustyJul 14, 2010
Well that explains a lot!
http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/my_hair_is_a_bird-257x300.jpg
depro9Jul 14, 2010
Cage visited the hotel room Tesla died in for his role in The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Trippy dude for sure!
brustyJul 14, 2010
My cat speaks English, your argument is invalid.
yO0411Jul 14, 2010
full
of
s**t
thelock65Jul 14, 2010
"Here's something that if you want your father to think you're not a silly f**k, don't slap a guy across the face with a glove because if you do that, that's what he will think. Unless you're a noble man or something in the nineteenth century. Which I am not."
Everyone should watch The Weather Man, underrated Cage film
its420somewhereJul 14, 2010
I like his movies but Nick Cage in real life is a douche nozzle.
crushifierJul 14, 2010
you know who else is a "douche nozzle?" people who say "douche nozzle."
iuandarJul 14, 2010
I can personally attest that this isn't the first cat he's donmeow meow meow meow meow meow
bracomadarJul 14, 2010
What about shrooms and dogs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLq_IlYoSdk
lethargicmonkeyJul 14, 2010
a public service announcement from nicholas cage:
don't store your shrooms in the fridge. god damn cat will get to 'em.
ryanwbJul 14, 2010
Who ate is career?
hollowexJul 14, 2010
I tried this with my cat once... well, what I thought was my cat. It turns out it was actually a komodo dragon that had kidnapped my cat and disguised himself as my cat in order to get me to to teach him how to talk. So once I realized that I threw that assh**e into a microwave and afterward just for good measure stabbed the s**t out of what was left then buried it in the neighbors backyard so that the other komodo dragons couldn't smell his scent in my yard. I'm still looking for my cat though... I suspect the other dragons still have him...
araytaJul 14, 2010
Hey . . . could you sell me some drugs?
issathefiendJul 14, 2010
I've always heard stories about cats and mushrooms and how they will "steal your vibes" or some hippy bulls**t. So I was tripping with my cat in the room with me and weirdly enough she was clingy which isn't usual for her.
Maybe cats just like to get f**ked up. More than dogs anyway.
angelbunnyJul 14, 2010
they do ;)
gunforhireukJul 14, 2010
I was in a coffeshop in Amsterdam about a month ago and they had a cat there (it's pretty common for bars etc around there to keep a cat, kills any rats that might come in from the canals), and that cat was high as f**k from passive smoke. But rather than 'stealing vibes' it was just hilarious, thing was totally spaced out on the counter just slowly staring around and occasionally getting up then immediately flopping onto it's side and rolling about for a bit.
Stoned cats are awesome.