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cptclicheAug 22, 2010
I love lamp.
tommydubyaAug 23, 2010
Milk was a bad choice. Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. Is this Wilt Chamberlain? Great Odin's raven! 60% of the time, it works, every time. You know I don't speak Spanish. Bears can smell the menstruation. It smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food! You stay classy, San Diego.
In my experience, Anchorman is the most quotable movie.
meribianAug 23, 2010
Go f**k yourself, San Diego!
ra2bkAug 23, 2010
I've got many leather-bound books. Looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest. It's the pattern of the pants. I'm gonna punch you right in the ovary, a straight shot to the babymaker. Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.
I agree.
tiduAug 23, 2010
It smells like Bigfoot's dick!
garychalmersAug 23, 2010
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
znavy264Aug 23, 2010
Agree to disagree.
grandpamunsterAug 23, 2010
Office space is a close 2nd for quotes.
busk84Aug 23, 2010
I'm in a glass cage of emotion.
That really escalated fast, yeah Brick killed a guy.
The human torch was denied a bankloan.
Greatest movie ever...
evilregisAug 23, 2010
I'm not even mad. That's amazing!
Don't act like you're not impressed!
When in Rome...
Watch out for the guns. They'll get ya.
plainoldfoolAug 23, 2010
Whale's vagina.
stormtrooprAug 23, 2010
"I'm Ron Burgundy?"
For when some idiot ends a sentence that isn't a question with a question mark?
cloudberriesAug 23, 2010
For use in a situation where you absolutely, positively, must express your fondness for a particular form of household illumination. Also suitable in situations where you've just killed a guy with a trident.
Closed AccountAug 22, 2010
In my experience, there's pretty much a Ghostbusters quote for any situation.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Who you gonna call?
alimantadoAug 23, 2010
Those bastards!
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
The proper authorities!
alimantadoAug 23, 2010
those bastards!
factorof13Aug 23, 2010
It's true. This man has no dick.
althiusAug 23, 2010
Well that's what I heard!
althiusAug 24, 2010
I get buried for quoting the next line in teh movie? :-(
jkalAug 23, 2010
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
RAY! WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS YOU IF YOU'RE A GOD, YOU. SAY. YES!
isnyAug 23, 2010
Really? Are you a god?
thufirrhawatAug 23, 2010
YES!
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
In the restroom: 'Never cross the streams!'
adiddyAug 23, 2010
In MY experience, there's no such thing as luck.
postalwrker27Aug 23, 2010
Damn fool, I knew you were gonna say that...
tiptup300Aug 23, 2010
That's a big twinkie.
aloudmouthAug 23, 2010
Is this like the time you tried to drill a hole through your head?
That would have worked if you didn't stop me.
bigdoglj52Aug 23, 2010
This is......
stinky0Aug 23, 2010
Wow these are horrible.
zackdangerAug 23, 2010
I resent the author telling me under what context I'm supposed to use each line.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
dontpanic49Aug 23, 2010
I was somewhat mislead by the title. These were very restricted to sci-fi movies.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
None of these are quoted terribly often.
supurcellAug 23, 2010
I am a movie geek, and the only place someone would say half these things is in an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, or something that's trying really hard to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
captzomborgAug 23, 2010
I probably use half of these lines on a regular basis. I thought it was a pretty good list. I'm sure they aren't the "most quoted", but how are you really going to measure that?
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Agreed. I buried this for NOT EVEN INCLUDING ONE MONTY PYTHON QUOTE!
jimbolauskiAug 23, 2010
I Fart in your general direction
disexAug 23, 2010
"Well...look at the BIG BRAINS ON BRETT, you a smart motha f**ka!"
phidelt930Aug 23, 2010
ENGLISH, MOTHERF**KER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
jeffwmartinAug 23, 2010
My wife and I say this to each other at least twice a day
makemeburnAug 23, 2010
What?
aubslaceAug 23, 2010
SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!
jeffwmartinAug 23, 2010
What ain't no country I ever heard of
lethargicmonkeyAug 23, 2010
mmmmhmmm, this is a tasty burger.
tiptoptintoAug 23, 2010
I say that nearly every damn time I try a new burger.
blaidenAug 23, 2010
Does it even have to be a burger?
jeffwmartinAug 23, 2010
I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
gamepr0Aug 23, 2010
Does "Houston, we have a problem" count? Because I missed that.
thanakarAug 23, 2010
According to the history channel that in itself is one of the biggest misquotes in history, since it was never once uttered during that mission.
gamepr0Aug 23, 2010
That means it's a movie quote, and therefor i think it should definitely have been on the list.
teacher2beAug 23, 2010
I'll believe that when me s**t turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
grabateAug 23, 2010
Remember when "I see dead people" was popular? Now you say it at your own risk.
meribianAug 23, 2010
I'm glad that one passed. It began to be more annoying than "SUCK IT!" from wrestling.
finalstrikerAug 23, 2010
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
teacher2beAug 23, 2010
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
bdbrAug 23, 2010
I tried that line in real life once. People just looked at me in shock.
farsonicAug 23, 2010
Yeah, I use "the wrong week to quit amphetamines." line all the time...seems in my work crap is always hitting the fan....some people get it, most people aren't sure to take me seriously or not!
djnikadeemasAug 23, 2010
@bdbr
Most applicable with telemarketers
gglynn07Aug 23, 2010
I use "sniffing glue" quite a lot. The people who "get it" laugh and the people who don't stare at me blankly.
zackdangerAug 23, 2010
That's because it's the line from the movie.
magman68classicAug 23, 2010
I use "Roger, Roger" at least once a day
lethargicmonkeyAug 23, 2010
do you like gladiator movies?
almeida37Aug 23, 2010
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
wwakerfanAug 23, 2010
Why so serious?
cloudberriesAug 23, 2010
"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know"
slizzoAug 23, 2010
You've got clearance Clarence.
mhttAug 23, 2010
PA : Captain Oever, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence
Oever, white courtesy phone.
OEVER PICKS UP A RED PHONE.
Operator: NO! THE WHITE PHONE.
Oever : Oh! ( picks up white phone ) This is Captain Oever!
Operator: One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic.
PA : Captain Oever, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence
Oever, white courtesy phone.
Oever : I'VE GOT IT!
PA : Thank you.
Operator: Go ahead with your call.
MayoDoct: Uh, this is Doctor Brody at the Mayo Clinic. There's a passenger on your Chicago flight 209er, a little girl
named Lisa Davis, en route to Minneapolis. She's
scheduled for a heart transplant, we'd like you to tell
her mother we found a donor an hour ago. We have the
heart here, ready for surgery. . . We must have the
recipient on the operating table within 6 hours. I
want you to make sure she's kept in a reclined position
and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV. Also,
its very important that she remain calm. . .
Operator: EXCUSE ME, This is the operator Captain Oever, I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.
Oever : Alright, Give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
robotgiganteAug 23, 2010
When you stand up to a bully ...
"You shall not pass!"
Yeah, I'm sure that'll work wonders
anoriginalnameAug 23, 2010
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
You: You. shall. not. pass!
Bully: (punching you in the stomach causing you to collapse faster than a house of cards in a wind tunnel) What did you say to me?
You:(whimpering) Here you go.
vintersemestreAug 23, 2010
Wow, thanks for that?
hawveeAug 23, 2010
Worked out well for Jimmy.
airwalkeAug 23, 2010
You shall not p-p-pehhhh? You shall n-not p-p-p-pehhhh?
dwtcAug 23, 2010
Not if you're wearing your wizard robe and have your staff in your hand so he knows you mean it.
Wait...
factorof13Aug 23, 2010
I'm pretty sure saying "You shall not pass!" to a bully is only going to make the situation worse.
s4g4nAug 23, 2010
Or just end any phrase with, "LIKE A BOSS!"
burnin8r28Aug 23, 2010
LIKE A BOSS!
hasabAug 23, 2010
"That's what she said!"
Michael Scott, The Office
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wf2pP7T0Y
oneilcoolAug 23, 2010
Clearly movie geeks are going around quoting an overused and now unfunny joke from a TV show.
hasabAug 23, 2010
"Lighten up, Francis."
-Sergeant Hulka, Stripes
blaidenAug 23, 2010
It's not Moscow! It's Czechoslovakia! It's like going to Wisconsin!
danielvutran1Aug 23, 2010
Too bad it didn't originate from there. True geeks would quote it from its earlier use.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Damn. I just said "where ever you go, there you are" the other day and I didn't even realize where it was from.
I admit, I saw Buckaroo Banzai about a million years ago but I never realized it had implanted itself in my brain.
sylxAug 23, 2010
I actually heard that off of a different movie as well. Can't recall it the name, but I can see the scene in my mind: the two main protagonists are trying to get somewhere when an eccentric bum speaks this line to them.
bdbrAug 23, 2010
I'm pretty sure "revenge is a dish best served cold" predates any Star Trek references.
whitegripesAug 23, 2010
It's from the 1841 French novel Mathilde.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Brilliant! I even looked it up. I'm very impressed - no sarcasm intended at all.
- Sorry, I'm a word whore.
isnyAug 23, 2010
Best read in the original Klingon.
hobofatsAug 23, 2010
no, its from Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderlos de La Clos's 1782 French novel Les Liaisons Dangereuse. the line is "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid."
billydryanAug 23, 2010
from wiki:
"The first written appearance of the proverb... is often wrongly credited to the 18th century novel Les liaisons dangereuses; it does not, in fact, appear there in any form."
fillbaxAug 23, 2010
"Revenge is a dish best served chili."
-Scott Tenorman
stickyheadAug 23, 2010
My wife likes it when I use "As you wish."
joannchiladaAug 23, 2010
Unless you say it while rolling down a hillside, it's not as fun.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Inconceivable!
sylxAug 23, 2010
So does mine. She melts like putty.
pabloivAug 23, 2010
Yeah, this worked great on my ex too.
trythinking1stAug 23, 2010
I do not think that word means what you think it does.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
(awwwww c'mon - I had to)
xenos23Aug 23, 2010
When a friend is looking for a job:
"Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts."
or, for almost any situation:
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."
whitegripesAug 23, 2010
For a number of situations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqC_m3yUDU
jkalAug 23, 2010
"You lookin' at me?"
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
"I'm baaaack!"
"These are not the [insert items] you are looking for"
"do or do not, there is no try"
"make it so"
"engage"
"I have a bad feeling about this"
"game over man"
"the dishes are man"
"whoaaa"
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Dugg for "Game over, man!"
That's a good one. I can't believe the article missed it.
sabachAug 23, 2010
And even better than that, "We're in some real pretty s**t NOW man".
jellylube13Aug 23, 2010
Basically any line from Hudson. "How do i get out of this chicken s**t outfit?"
lethargicmonkeyAug 23, 2010
last week i drove by my neighborhood middle school, and on the window of one of the classrooms was a big sparkly poster that said "We try out best!" I went home, wrote "Do or do not, there is no try," on a poster board, went back and taped it up on that window. it's still there.
danielvutran1Aug 23, 2010
You should have wrote asking why they have a sign saying "We try out best!".
cpmccarronAug 23, 2010
"Heeeeere's Johnny!"
cpmccarronAug 23, 2010
"Heeeeere's Johnny!"
krandenAug 23, 2010
Its a good thing he explained the context of when to use "Its a trap!" I mean I never would have figured out where to put those Admiral Akbar ascii without this post.
superkaneAug 23, 2010
What, no Army of Darkness?
"Hail to the king, baby"
vicerexciserAug 23, 2010
"This is my boomstick!" I don't think I have to tell you what situation that one is for.
kronos6948Aug 23, 2010
I always start my morning meetings with:
"Alright, you primitive screw heads, LISTEN UP!"
hottlumpiazAug 23, 2010
"Shop smart. Shop S-mart"
jimsartorAug 23, 2010
"You said you love me!"
"That was just pillow talk baby . . . "
jellylube13Aug 23, 2010
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
jackruby83Aug 23, 2010
sheila: you found me beautiful once...
ash: well baby, you got real ugly.
bundwallahAug 23, 2010
Can't say I've heard any of those quotes amongst my friends.
What we do quote:
"I wish, Ben were here" (where Ben = NAME OF FRIEND. Must be delivered just like Luke did it to be effective and recognized".
"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"
"Who is more foolish? The fool? Or the one that follows him? <- Some Obi Wan Zen s**t right there. ;P
...and tons of Seinfeld lines...Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
twohoundogsAug 23, 2010
I'll be in my bunk.
ender1984Aug 23, 2010
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.
njoyitAug 23, 2010
Worst comments ever.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Nuke em from orbit........................Only way to be sure
flangepieceAug 23, 2010
A-firmative.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
I bought the airline.
tannerpwnzAug 23, 2010
I have to go return some video tapes.
skid666Aug 23, 2010
Give me some sugar baby..
kilsekdddAug 23, 2010
"None shall pass!", Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
f**k LOTR movies, I mean seriously.
thedudediggsAug 23, 2010
Every Line in Monty Python! Seriously probably the most quoted movie ever!
elmuerte17Aug 23, 2010
I use that one all the time and the younger crew all accuse me of misquoting Gandalf. Dumbasses.
thedougemAug 23, 2010
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..."
"Skip a bit, Brother... "
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
sylxAug 23, 2010
"Perhaps they carry it by the husk?"
evilregisAug 23, 2010
"T'is but a flesh wound" is oft-quoted among my family and friends.
slizzoAug 23, 2010
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
applejack2Aug 23, 2010
"It's just a flesh wound". or "t'is but a scratch".
/nitpick
bauxzauxAug 23, 2010
You're forgetting LOTR was written before Monty Python, and Gandalf does say "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
exslashdotterAug 23, 2010
I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
King Kong ain't got s**t on me!
riverstyxAug 23, 2010
When you know you're smarter than the other guy ...
"With great power comes great responsibility."
-- Uncle Ben, 'Spider-Man' (2002)
Simpsons did it first! Flanders says this to Homer. No digg for you, come back one year!
ra2bkAug 23, 2010
Bible did it:
Luke 12:48: "from the one who has been entrusted with much, much more will be asked"
riverstyxAug 23, 2010
But Ned quoted it from the bible ;)
wolferzAug 23, 2010
actually in pop culture the line WAS first uttered by spiderman... in the comics. When it was said in the simpsons it was being said as a parody of the spiderman comics.
it seems reasonable he would get credit to the spiderman movie for originating the line outside comic nerds seeing as even then the movie was sourcing the comics.
jmferrisAug 23, 2010
"Everybody get's one."
-- Spiderman, 'Family Guy' (Various)
yobladAug 23, 2010
/in lame 70's robot voice
"By your command"
kwaiAug 23, 2010
I have a long list of Spaceballs quotes.
oh and they forgot Mr.Burns "Excellent"
mrj777Aug 23, 2010
This list is terrible. Seriously terrible. They got some of the right movies and the wrong quotes.
nmanguyAug 23, 2010
FTA: "'Star Wars: Episode IV - Return of the Jedi'"
/Facepalm
tokeliAug 23, 2010
Buried because this sorta sucks.
iuandarAug 23, 2010
"Mark it zero!"
"Well, that's just like, your opinion man"
"This aggression will not stand."
Ok, just open up the script to the Big Lebowski and flip to a random page and you'll see a usable quote.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
this isn't nam. there are rules.
sarcasm3000Aug 23, 2010
That's a great plan, Walter. That's f**kin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss f**kin' watch.
shadicAug 23, 2010
It really brought the room together.
spinky342Aug 23, 2010
The rug really tied the room together.
ninrodAug 23, 2010
"This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!"
I know it isn't the original quote, but I like it more.
spinky342Aug 23, 2010
It's much worse I'm sorry.
ninrodAug 23, 2010
spinky, no apology needed my friend. All opinions matter, even the ones that don't.
slizzoAug 23, 2010
Shut the f**k up, Donny!
It really brought the room together man.
cptbuckAug 23, 2010
You're out of your element!
spinky342Aug 23, 2010
f**king nihilists.
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Never get out of the boat!
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
- Apocalypse Now
thedudediggsAug 23, 2010
Pretty much every line in Dumb and Dumber
Harry: Check out the Funbags on that hose hound.
Harry:You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?
Loyd: I took care of it Harry
Cop: Pull Over! Pull Over!
Loyd: No It's a Cardigan but thanks for noticing.
Loyd: I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a lot rockier than this. That John Denver is full of s**t!
Loyd: (sees old newspaper on wall, looks shocked) We Landed on the Moon!!
Harry: She touched my leg
......ect. off the top of my head and possibly misquoted.
doctorlexusAug 23, 2010
Lloyd: Look at the ass on that one.
Harry: Yeah, he must work out.
Harry: Nice skis, are they yours?
Woman: Yeah.
Harry: Both of them?
Also to add to the quote about the cop:
Yeah, killer boots man!
duneadxAug 23, 2010
You can't triple stamp a double stamp.
liutangAug 23, 2010
...so you're telling me there's a chance! *YEAH!!!*
sylxAug 23, 2010
Samsonite! I was way off.
3rdharbingerAug 23, 2010
I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!
ahermanAug 23, 2010
Puuuuuusssy! Puuussssssy! Puuuussy!
riggamanAug 23, 2010
MOCK! YEAH!
aloudmouthAug 23, 2010
Hey Guys! Big Gulps, Huh? Alright... well, see ya later!
jesst3rAug 23, 2010
Just when I think you couldn't be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOOOOOTALLY redeem yourself!
cptgame446Aug 23, 2010
They forgot, When you lose something. "WAAAAALLLLLLTTTTT!!!"
dwtcAug 23, 2010
As long as you're going there, you have to throw in "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" (which I use almost daily) and "NEVER TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!!!"
sleestakslayerAug 23, 2010
"Easy, Man - ther is a beverage here!"
freonchillAug 23, 2010
what about "the dude abides..."
or "you dont f*** with the jesus!"
ophelloAug 23, 2010
not nerd movies.
liutangAug 23, 2010
yeah? well.. you know uh that's just like uh... your opinion man.
jacaissieAug 23, 2010
**Citation Needed**
deserttripperAug 23, 2010
If your printer has a problem...
"PC Load Letter! What the f**k is PC Load Letter?"
grandpamunsterAug 23, 2010
Office Space, always a good choice.
shadicAug 23, 2010
"What the f**k does that mean?" *
wadajoobadudeAug 23, 2010
Oh man, I use this one all the time at work. We have automatic towel dispensers that work really sporadically. You always end up waving your hands in front of it and trying to grab onto a little bit of towel so you can pull it through. So I always shout "PC Load Letter? What the f**k does that mean!?" or "Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper Jam!?"
deserttripperAug 23, 2010
Oh, and don't forget the classic Curtis Armstrong line from Risky Business:
"Every now and then say, "What the f**k." "What the f**k" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future."
And, from Bachelor Party:
"Rick, I knew you were a vile, disgusting degenerate, but bestiality? This goes beyond my wildest dreams!"
And, lest we forget...
"Not her! She pees standing up!"
williemainAug 23, 2010
maybe you say these if you're a Mormon.
highweblAug 23, 2010
Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.
aloudmouthAug 23, 2010
"Sorry, I woulda been here sooner but I was thinking up that Ham on Rye Line."
Closed AccountAug 23, 2010
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
rif42Aug 23, 2010
Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
xenuxenutsAug 23, 2010
"I'm fine... I'm fine... I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?"
On the other hand, I've never found a good situation to say that... until today.
chuckdeesAug 23, 2010
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assh**es!
sylxAug 23, 2010
May the Swarts be with you.
chuckdeesAug 23, 2010
Yogurt?
dwtcAug 23, 2010
What the hell is a Swart?
In the meantime, may the Schwartz be with you.
sylxAug 23, 2010
Ah. Knew I misspelled that. Forgive me, I'm at work and couldn't look it up.
impsethAug 23, 2010
Keep firing assh**es!
spinky342Aug 23, 2010
We've been jammed!
SpeakOfTheDevilAug 23, 2010
Seriously? They don't even have the most famous ones..
When you want to piss off a Trekkie...
"May the force be with you."
-Star Wars