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crujones43Aug 18, 2010
that is one of the funnier comics I have read in a while!
ronintetsuroAug 18, 2010
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bergtronicAug 18, 2010
So.... would this kind of be like masturbation?
mentallyinhellAug 18, 2010
That depends, do you put a finger up your ass and cry while masturbating?
luckyasnAug 18, 2010
.........maybe.......
kinggorillaAug 18, 2010
I wouldn't call it masturbating if I didn't
thelivinghamAug 18, 2010
is finger code word for 12 inch pipe?
mxm111Aug 18, 2010
What if I do?
appleofdischordAug 18, 2010
Well... I don't cry.
mhugginsAug 18, 2010
The tears act as lube, so it's cool.
harrypowersAug 18, 2010
@appleofdischord I don't cry either, but the tears are real.
arfikeAug 19, 2010
What, you DON'T?
luckyasnAug 18, 2010
.........maybe.........
justice700Aug 18, 2010
this comic is not a big deal, since we f**k ourselves everyday neways...
harrypowersAug 18, 2010
Speak for yourself sick-o.
justice700Aug 19, 2010
u dont spank the chicken?
gerogeroheyAug 19, 2010
As soon as he touches himself he disappears from existence because it creates a space time tear and the both of them disappear. happens to self abusing time traveling pedophiles all the time, you just never hear about it and if you are one of the pedophiles thinking about abusing yourself, go for it you sick bastards. lolComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
iamsmoothAug 18, 2010
I actually laughed out loud in real life.
root94Aug 18, 2010
lolirl
sloiAug 18, 2010
new meme, incoming
plainoldfoolAug 18, 2010
loloutloud
xptoastAug 18, 2010
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schwab002Aug 18, 2010
ialolirl
kimbomittAug 18, 2010
If people start saying loloutloud, they'll shorten it to lolol. But then just like people write lol without actually laughing, they'll start to write lolol without actually lolling (unless the l in lol stands for lol). Then people will have to say lololoutloud, which shortens to lololol. All this when, really, any laugh is out loud. It should just be L.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
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scottishcookieAug 18, 2010
And i was actually rolling on the floor laughing.
zalysterAug 18, 2010
I actually rolled on the floor laughing my ass off. Easy access now!
mhugginsAug 18, 2010
I actually laughed out loud in fake life.
ahzazAug 18, 2010
lol me and my friends say ALOL when were actually laughing out loud
trippyhippy420Aug 18, 2010
....that's gay
bandomacAug 19, 2010
and fake...
ofnumbersAug 18, 2010
lock!
xraymasterAug 18, 2010
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spazattack5000Aug 18, 2010
Got nothing witty to say?
iveplayedjesusAug 18, 2010
How embarrassing...
bugmenot2Aug 18, 2010
But then who was doorknob?
mrquackerAug 18, 2010
So, is this incest or masturbation?
And if you did not enjoy it, would you built a time machine anyways?
libertyprimeAug 18, 2010
I think selfcest.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
This first sexual act left a resonating effect that funneled his life down a course towards pedophilia. Never allowing him to be fully satisfied until he built a time machine and relived the defining moment.
vanzellerAug 18, 2010
well done
oxidaneAug 18, 2010
Deep.
kisaAug 18, 2010
But what if he's really trapped into doing it? What if he's only going back in time to molest himself so as to not mess up the future where he builds the time machine?
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
this is a crazy paradox
harrypowersAug 18, 2010
Just because he didn't like it the first time, doesn't mean he won't like it when he comes back. Yeck, I feel dirty just posting this, and not dirty in a good way either.
kewl4evaAug 18, 2010
muhaa
iveplayedjesusAug 19, 2010
SHUT THE F**K UP KEWL4EVA
kewl4evaAug 19, 2010
No..U rather go nd lick ur ass..
quatoAug 18, 2010
This is f**king hilarious for all the completely wrong reasons.
piieerrrreeAug 18, 2010
this is making me laugh way too much. Thank you for not ruining the punchline
zoltan9Aug 18, 2010
Kind of clever how the title gives away everything after the fact, but seems completely innocent before reading it.
j0etbAug 18, 2010
Actually yeah, it does work on two levels. Didn't notice that till I read this!
nepidaeAug 18, 2010
D:
fucitAug 18, 2010
Another way to screw yourself. :D
uprtAug 18, 2010
Like the chicken and the egg conundrum ,This comic leaves me asking the same question , Who came first?
j0etbAug 18, 2010
The adult him
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
who....came?
asrrin29Aug 18, 2010
I see what you did thar.
jagerkenAug 18, 2010
good comment but I didn't dig it because you were at +69
naasukAug 18, 2010
The rest of the comics have some very dark humor.
http://bidetcomic.blogspot.com/
betocoolAug 18, 2010
I love these!
xptoastAug 18, 2010
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vashth3stampedeAug 18, 2010
the web address also says, "bidet comic"
captininsanityAug 18, 2010
Whats this? An original webcomic that hasn't been spammed across the web yet!
orangerevelAug 18, 2010
Very funny.
somnipotentAug 18, 2010
he has an obession with suzy
benroyAug 18, 2010
Kind of reminds me of Red Meat.
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index.html
sucka27Aug 18, 2010
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heavystoneAug 18, 2010
Was as if they where written by a 14 year old.
mabba18Aug 18, 2010
MOAR!
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
I've been appalled by the amount of people who claim to be disgusted by the hypothetical: if you could have an exact clone of who you are now, would you go crazy with it?
You'll never find a person who knows more about what turns you on and feels good than you!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
moonshineyAug 18, 2010
Maybe so.. but i don't have a pussy, and in my books if there is 2 dicks in the room your gay and also incest you wouldn't root your identical twin pretty much same thing.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
xptoastAug 18, 2010
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moonshineyAug 18, 2010
yes masturbation does involve touching a mans penis... your own.. a clone is not you anymore its more like an identical twin once it created it starts making it's own memories based surroundings and experiences. and also if your a dominate type male your clone is going to be as well there is no way i am going to let any man mount me even if its my clone i would more likely end up in a fight. If you want to have sex with a man your better off to find a submissive gay man turn out the lights and pretend he is your clone you wont tell in the dark just don't let him talk.
danielvutran1Aug 18, 2010
@moonshiney why does it feel like to me that you've actually had thought about all of this before.......?
radiatedantAug 20, 2010
well if we do manage to clone ourselves I'm pretty sure our technology would be so advanced that we could clone the female version of ourselves.
oxidaneAug 18, 2010
I was with a 26 year old hooker once who did this thing that I never knew about before. I can't assume I know best how to pleasure myself.
kjsatzAug 18, 2010
What was it? I must try it!
danielvutran1Aug 18, 2010
Well first you need a rubber chicken...
kitsuaAug 18, 2010
It's the age-old conundrum:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/human-clones-do-you-fk-or-fight/
clonedAug 18, 2010
Every time someone mentions this I think of All You Zombies by Robert A. Heinlein.
anawnymooseAug 19, 2010
f**king a clone of myself isn't the same as raping childhood me.
rufio006Aug 18, 2010
Doesn't this happen in The Time Traveler's Wife?
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Something like this...
Also, time travelling fetuses.
ac1115Aug 18, 2010
they were close enough in age to look like twins though.
bythogAug 18, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAD7ZJ6UPeg
Whitest Kids U Know skit did it better, and funnier.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
If I visited my young self in a time machine and she/I asked me what she/I was going to be when she/I grew up I would backhand her and say "A f**kING TIME TRAVELLER! STAY IN SCHOOL!" and then I'd leave.
s0nicfreakAug 18, 2010
This is the difference between men and women
powderedtoastyAug 18, 2010
Is it considered gay if you have sex with yourself from another time?
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
It's as gay as it gets.
powderedtoastyAug 18, 2010
Follow up question: is it gay for a man to have sex with a male goat?
mhuntAug 18, 2010
Unless you've had a sex change operation it is.
rkstarAug 18, 2010
He was probably abused as a child.
cooldude777Aug 18, 2010
It's the cycle of abuse.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Comic sans.
plainoldfoolAug 18, 2010
Well Fry did bang his own grandmother...
aadainAug 18, 2010
He did do the nasty in the pasty.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!
shogun213Aug 18, 2010
Fry: AAAH! It's impossible! I mean, if she's my grandmother, then who's my grandfather?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Isn't is obvious?
Fry: *shakes head*
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: YOU ARE!
Fry: Aaaah! Aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAAAH!
DoubleRamboAug 18, 2010
I dont get the point of this at all #fail.
xtractorAug 18, 2010
of all the kids that you could rape given that you have a time machine, why rape yourself?
omicronnineAug 18, 2010
Fond memories I suppose...
unfriendlyfireAug 18, 2010
No one would tell on you.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
starts the cycle of making him a pedofile. if he doesnt rape himself, he never starts raping at all hence he wouldnt be there to rape himself in the first place.
mhuntAug 18, 2010
And nobody would believe him. Also DNA evidence would point to himself. But don't overthink this one. It's just a sick/funny cartoon.
ghostieAug 18, 2010
It took me a second to "get" the joke. Once I realized it, all I could do was slowly clap my hands in guilty applause.
robusticaAug 18, 2010
No, that's not what you did.
treytravisAug 18, 2010
fap..........fap............fap
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Well talking about f**king myself, really got a new twist.
lhakrotsAug 18, 2010
This is the same guy who made that awesome Kiwi animation : )
mrteqAug 18, 2010
At first I was like... then I was like O s**t.
thelivinghamAug 18, 2010
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……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; |
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donkeybonggggAug 18, 2010
recursive time traveling...
beatbotAug 18, 2010
kind of hilarious, my friend and i had a bet this wouldn't show up on digg, he saw it on reddit and showed it to me yesterday, i was like... digg and reddit are different enough, if it wouldn't have been up on digg yesterday it probably wouldn't make top 10. Well i was wrong, kind of hilarious.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
chrizzly89Aug 18, 2010
Apparently in the future he has a nice memory of what happened to himself by himself.
bmpovojvodaAug 18, 2010
Great Scott!!!
antdudeAug 19, 2010
This is heavy.
sgcanuckAug 18, 2010
reminds me of the explosm comic where some guy is planning to kill himself, but at the last minute his future self flashes back in a wheelchair. the main character goes "have you come here to warn me that i fail in killing myself and am confined to a wheelchair forever?" and the wheelchair man goes "no, i've come here to warn you that you develop a dangerous obsession with f**king people who look like yourself. so go ahead and do it already, i'm getting horny"
tried to find it, but damn near impossible
hmyauhnoAug 18, 2010
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ABOVE THIS LINE - PEDOPHILE
hapahaikuAug 18, 2010
Well, apparently this is the only safe place in the entire comment section to post, then.
tableboyAug 18, 2010
WOOO, non-pedophile!!
danielvutran1Aug 18, 2010
I am reading this while doing a hand stand.
polanskyAug 18, 2010
If you'll note, both comments are actually written MINUS PEDOPHILE, which by commenting makes me...a pedophile apparently.
hmyauhnoAug 19, 2010
minus is a dash, ass pirate
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
Nah, that's not what makes you a pedophile, Roman.
centranAug 18, 2010
BELOW THIS LINE - PEDOPHILE
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t0bygAug 18, 2010
I gotta say this may be my fav comic now.
xboxhuegAug 18, 2010
Gay incest pedophilia FTW
rockingcowAug 19, 2010
Autohomopedophilia!
voodoodonutAug 18, 2010
Time travelers can go f**k themselves.
Closed AccountAug 19, 2010
I demand an unlimited digg button.
jeezoflipAug 18, 2010
wtf?
sidenote: comic sans. un-leet.
kale27Aug 18, 2010
But you shouldn't LOVE your childhood.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
Sorry, that's just rancid. Buried.
tk0680Aug 18, 2010
You'd best leave the internet altogether if that counts as rancid.
Closed AccountAug 18, 2010
The Simpsons already did... -- Oh okay, maybe not this one.
whorenyAug 18, 2010
it's sad because that's why he probably ended up being one
iveplayedjesusAug 19, 2010
Meg Griffin.
rolan1bpAug 19, 2010
Dugg for excellent submission title.
LollicakepopsAug 19, 2010
This is a funny comic :) Smiles from www.lollicakepops.com
Psyched_PsycheAug 19, 2010
I would consider this..... I was a pretty cute kid......
VIVAug 19, 2010
I'm thinking what is stupid joke.... Are you don't mean?
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