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americanmustashAug 3, 2010
I always do this at the airport too!
"Enjoy your flight......."
supernova36Aug 4, 2010
I recognise your picture, I think he was in a dream I had once.
americanmustashAug 4, 2010
He was actually in your nightmare I believe.
zenkittenAug 4, 2010
I've seen him in my dreams as well! O_O
wozupAug 4, 2010
Wait... other people see him too?
barrogapogaAug 4, 2010
People do this to me at the hotel i work at.
"have a safe trip home!"
"thanks you too!"
or
"enjoy your stay!"
"thanks you too!"
and then they realize what they said and sheepishly walk away.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Have a safe trip home still sort of works. Unless you live at the hotel as well.
spradlingAug 4, 2010
LOL I always do this too, with the security guard at home, it's even worse than the movies example, he says "sleep well" and I say "Thanks, you too!"
doh!
cubbiesxAug 4, 2010
Your security guard says "Sleep well"? Kind of weird itself.
spradlingAug 4, 2010
lol it's because I translated it from spanish, he actually says "que descanses" which means have a good rest.
he only says it at night and it's a pretty common phrase here so it's not weird at all
moses410Aug 4, 2010
Worst might be "Happy Birthday!"
"thanks you too..."
??
dsuse15Aug 4, 2010
Brian Regan...
vincent21212Aug 4, 2010
Here's my fave Brian Regan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QvSoRQrVJg
scanman20Aug 4, 2010
Take luck!
atarioAug 5, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euGLMWn0_ZY#t=34s
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Male clerk (to my mom): "Happy Mother's Day, ma'am"
my mom: "Thanks, you too."
LMAO.
gamerxAug 16, 2010
Actually, you can have a happy mother's day, even if you're not a mother.
sunyata76Aug 4, 2010
I resolved this problem by never saying "you too" again!
jeffh4Aug 3, 2010
Glad I'm not the only one.
I mean, what's the apology for this? What do you say to take it back? Nope. You're just hosed and best walk away.
gcnaddictAug 4, 2010
I usually catch myself soon after saying it with something like
"well I guess that doesn't apply to you, but enjoy the rest of your day either way :D"
jtotheoeAug 5, 2010
yeah, except i always mumble that second part to myself as im walking away, which makes it infinitely more awkward.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
"...wait, I mean, don't enjoy your move....
...f**k!"
sunyata76Aug 4, 2010
Someone needs to make a version with the "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" guy in the second frame.
srs2000Aug 5, 2010
It's okay... They usually are paying so little attention that they don't actually notice or care what you say back.
evileddy60Aug 19, 2010
YOU: "Enjoy your movie"
ME: "I will."
FIN
mahdicAug 3, 2010
The man at the counter had later hung himself the same day...
grayf0xxxAug 4, 2010
Did he use the same rope you used ealier in the day to hang yourself?
merslermAug 4, 2010
it's "hanged" N00B
metis2Aug 16, 2010
hanged just sounds retarded
jeeves1215Aug 4, 2010
Actually both would work.
Closed AccountAug 5, 2010
Quality of comments has gone down a lot. Check articles submitted a year or two ago, you don't get idiots like these commenting on them.
thecrazyasianAug 3, 2010
EVERY F**KING TIME...
prokidAug 4, 2010
I'm sure the people that hear this daily have a running count.
zirchxworldAug 4, 2010
i think the people that say it care way more than the person that hears it because they usually don't listen to me anyway
miggieAug 14, 2010
I say that to the movie lady all the time. She always says thank you.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I do it so often that I had to read the comic 4 or 5 times before I even got the joke.
beakerbiteAug 5, 2010
I used to work AT&T customer care. Now when I go to hang up on people I call I ask them if there is anything else I can do for them. f**k.
sertmanAug 3, 2010
Brian Regan does it best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euGLMWn0_ZY
matrim2217Aug 4, 2010
<3 Brian Regan. Thank you for beating me to the punch.
pktgumbyAug 4, 2010
Those jokes had potential, but man he has terrible delivery on his jokes.
gcnaddictAug 4, 2010
I loved it.
r0ryb0ryalisAug 4, 2010
I remember hearing Brian Regan for the first time and thinking (to a lesser extent) the same thing as pktgumby, but after listening to the whole show and then re-listening, it really grew on me. His style is very unique among comedians, and he's one of the few of his kind to really have an impact on me. One of the best, if you give him that chance.
predatorpastaAug 4, 2010
thank you! i was going to say; total ripoff
still love oatmeal though
yacksAug 4, 2010
YOU TOO!!!
deschamosAug 4, 2010
Take...luck.
ziffelAug 4, 2010
Brian Regan is great, and btw is on Netflix streaming.
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Brian_Regan_Standing_Up/70072671
http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Brian_Regan_The_Epitome_of_Hyperbole/70103628
b3owulfAug 4, 2010
I was excited to watch one of these the other night and it was just awful. I was all excited about "grape is my favorite!" and "moosen" and "you tooo!" but what I got was a terribly joke about a truck that had a "show horses" sign on it. I couldn't even sit through to see if it got funny.
oatmealAug 4, 2010Submitter
Yeah, half the internet has emailed me to let me know that Brian Regan did it first. I guess I shouldn't feel too bad about stealing a joke I'd never heard before, right? :/
spectralsoundsAug 4, 2010
Well... It's a joke that doesn’t really belong to anyone. It’s going to be discovered and rediscovered again by people all the time. Hell, I know I've done the same thing countless times.
invictus125Aug 4, 2010
I was under the impression that you were omnipotent. The fact that you do not have an encyclopedic knowledge of all jokes told by Brian Regan dismays and infuriates me.
ayeroxorAug 4, 2010
Well, I've never heard of Brian Regan so f**k him.
timedoutAug 4, 2010
I warned you last time Oatmeal... Everybody gets ONE. [shakes fist]
alexbarnes94Aug 4, 2010
Don't worry about it, you weren't doing it maliciously and it's not even exactly the same joke either - yours is a similar idea but expressed in a two pane comic, while his is a 5 minute long standup segment elaborating on the whole idea of it.
data1001Aug 4, 2010
Hey Oatmeal - watch a short piece of the video I posted of Jim Carrey's standup below, and I think you'll feel a little better about the accusations; I believe it shows that it's an idea which many very funny people have thought of independently. I'm convinced Regan did *not* steal anything from Carrey, and that you certainly didn't, either. You're just one of those very funny people who have noticed this quirk of human behavior and shared it with the world. :-)
sertmanAug 4, 2010
I don't think it's worth accusing people of stealing jokes. Comedy's been around for a while and it's getting to the point where there's a good chance that if you notice something, a comic already has as well. Brian Regan is a fantastic comedian and his "You Too!" bit is absolutely beloved by his fans. So I don't think you stole the joke, I was just linking to a very funny delivery of the same joke for those who identify with it.
stratty88Aug 4, 2010
I've actually heard this joke way back in the day when they were putting comedy skits into movie previews. They were pretty much all lame, except this one. Seems like a pretty common joke.
dquanAug 4, 2010
Brian Regan is the best comic out there. He has this persona where you can easily relate to and all his comedy is PG rated. Family fun!
jrackowAug 4, 2010
Some people really could care less about the family friendly aspect, especially on digg, but to discount it is a big mistake. It takes very little whit to make people laugh with expletives. Truly. For what you've said, I too agree that he's likely the best comic out there. A good example of the latter, who I will admit makes me laugh, is early Dane Cook. Screaming expletives whenever the audience dies down. Just doesn't take a whole lot to craft that routine.
dmurphy04Aug 5, 2010
I LOVE comedy but hate most comedy clubs because the "comedians" are lame explicative-shouting jokers. I wish there were more Brian Regans out there.
o1dord3rAug 4, 2010
Beat me to it. I saw Regan live about 2 years ago. Dude is a f**king amazing comic.
data1001Aug 4, 2010
Love Brian Regan.
This is also a great take on that "auto-response" feature so many of us have. From a now 19-year-old standup special of Jim Carrey's:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv1LcoqiovQ#t=05m59s
Man, I wish Carrey would do standup again -- to me, that's by far the funniest he's ever been, when he's performed live. The bits on the televangelists, the loud nose-breathing grandparents and the ever-optimistic Jimmy Stewart nearly made me pee a little bit when I first saw them.
vincent21212Aug 4, 2010
Here's Regan at the same period, saying the "You Too" joke:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZXQItJs0M
tmonster1Aug 7, 2010
wish I could digg you more
squ1shAug 4, 2010
Brian Regan is boring.
harrisbradleyAug 4, 2010
f**k that was funny.
mavedatthews85Aug 4, 2010
Brian Regan is the f**king man.
greggklimekAug 3, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvSqBIn7zQ
The Oatmeal is one sexy bitch.
yourekinkyAug 4, 2010
Hella success story.
crystlAug 4, 2010
yuck.
thuglyfe69Aug 4, 2010
I'd hit it.
bryceman111Aug 4, 2010
bookmark for after work
legalskepticAug 4, 2010
Last Call with Carson Daly still exists?
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Damn, I thought he would be a fatass troll, but you're right, he's pretty hot.
drunkenkiteAug 4, 2010
I always imagined him as a fat bald weirdo.
The magic is gone now.
x9002Aug 4, 2010
I was expecting a neck beard, what with everyone he draws always looking fat
oatmealAug 3, 2010Submitter
Completely unrelated, but does anyone know why the facebook comments plugin makes the comments all shared across each blog post? For instance, if you comment on this post and then click over to another, your comment appears in both (even though they're on separate URLs). Super annoying :/
kaiyuAug 3, 2010
wow just noticed this, I think it's a digg bug?
skibadoweebopAug 4, 2010
You mean, a bugg?
oatmealAug 3, 2010Submitter
Fixed it. Nevermind. First question here:
http://forum.developers.facebook.com/viewtopic.php?id=29112
MOVE ALONG FOLKS, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
greenroom628Aug 4, 2010
thanks. you, too!
....um.
megadeth222Aug 4, 2010
OMG HI MR. OATMEAL!
oatmealAug 4, 2010Submitter
OMG HI MR. DETH 222! I HOPE THE 221 OTHER MEGADETHS ARE JUST AS MEGA-MARVELOUS AS YOU!
syntheticbadgerAug 4, 2010
I enjoy your response, Oatmeal.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
He's only 1/3 evil.
x9002Aug 4, 2010
How do you feel about PBF comics?
http://www.pbfcomics.com/
sleepy35758Aug 5, 2010
do not speak to oatmeal unless oatmeal speaks to you
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
Just shows how pre programmed we are to say cookie cutter nice statements to each other without a single thought.
asking "how are you doing?" as you pass by a friend on campus then keep on walking while not truly caring. The generic "thanks, you too" like this...
really sad :(
azuvectorAug 4, 2010
Giving an honest answer to that sort of thing throws people for a loop, too. "How're you?" "s**tty, you?" ".......er....good?"
treshnellAug 4, 2010
Because most people don't actually care, they just can't think of what else to say.
bratterscainAug 4, 2010
I just say, 'hey'.
bonestampAug 4, 2010
In most cases, I don't think people are really asking how things are, they're basically just saying "hi" in the form of a question because it's more polite. If you really want to stop and chat then first you have to stop, then you have to ask an opened ended question.
rrascoAug 4, 2010
I can see how it would be a better world if we all acted like strangers and just ignored each other.
kerrigoreAug 4, 2010
I always get into trouble with this one, because my automatic response to "How are you doing" is "Good, you?". The problem is when we're *both* still walking.
analjusticeAug 4, 2010
I once asked someone "how are you?" and he replied and asked how I was doing and I was like "I'm okay, how about you?".
I didn't talk to him much after that
farfle10Aug 4, 2010
f**k, i hate this. especially when it happens with girls and i feel like i just got owned and i then i feel inadequate for the rest of my walk and start crying and everyone tells me to quiet down because it's in public and it's my birthday and i'm playing hungry hungry hippos all by myself
aquapeteAug 3, 2010
i very often say thank you when its not warranted and a friend of mine yells at me for it =(
drich255Aug 4, 2010
Glad I am not the only one. I do this all the time, especially after someone tells me thanks. It isn't that hard to say "You're welcome." but for some reason I always say, "Thank you" in response to someone thanking me. It is appropriate if they helped you too, but often a simple "You're welcome" is just as polite (and less awkward).
dhughesAug 22, 2010
Or I realize just in time that I will sound like a tool saying "Thank you" to someone saying "Thank you" and try to say "You're welcome" you the R sound gets screwed up and I end up saying "Yurrrr lcom". By that time they have slowly inched away since it seems to take forever to say "You're welcome".
thorpeAug 3, 2010
"Enjoy your meal."
"Thanks. You too."
jonandcakeAug 4, 2010
this is worse because you can just walk away from the ticket booth, but in this case you have to endure the self loathing every time the waiter comes back around
m3arvkAug 4, 2010
They know you're just being polite. Really all you've done is said "Hey, waiter, I'll be polite but I really don't care about having a real conversation with you".
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I accidentally told the lunch lady "Thanks. You too." after she told me to enjoy my lunch. I felt bad because she spent her lunch giving people food.
mandraqueAug 4, 2010
Im pretty sure she had a lunch at some point. And im pretty sure she didnt spend her lunch serving food, because it would be her lunch then.
neelshivAug 4, 2010
",,, you know... later... when you are eating... after you're done working.................
............................................
....................................................."
farfle10Aug 4, 2010
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almightymoleAug 6, 2010
Enjoy your Oatmeal
smurfzAug 3, 2010
Enjoy your double rainbow! =D
Closed AccountAug 3, 2010
"Happy Birthday!"
"Thanks! You Too!
...
"Son of a..."
dforspidAug 4, 2010
I did one worse when I was drunk at my birthday.
"Happy birthday"
"Thanks, happy birthday!"
I just walked away and got another drink...
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Twins or crazy coincidence?
schmichAug 5, 2010
I often see siblings having birthdays close to one another. Probably families than plan what is easiest (in terms of the pregnancy period).
dforspidAug 5, 2010
Crazy coincidence, 2 years younger than me
beakerbiteAug 5, 2010
I have only two siblings. They have a 14 year span between them and dumb f**king luck landed them on the same day.
snoogsAug 4, 2010
"You say its your birthday?! ..... Well its my birthday too!!"
Me and my brother share a birthday, 13 years apart.
dabekAug 4, 2010
Pretty s**tty 13th birthday then, huh? No attention on you.
snoogsAug 4, 2010
Nah, HE was 13, and yes, he had to skip a baseball game because of it.
sfweeklyAug 3, 2010
I'd feel bad, but we ended up watching "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore". I believe I heard the guy at the ticket booth whisper "Suckers!" under his breath.
smokeydabearAug 4, 2010
I had to go to that with my girlfriend and her daughter. The only satisfying part about that movie was the whole "The Silence of the Lambs" parody thing going on in the movie.
alvinzhujianAug 4, 2010
Have a nice trip sir!
Thanks, you too...
altorAug 17, 2010
*bonk*
iamdabroodwichAug 4, 2010
Imagine doing this at the hospital:
Surgeon: Have a good surgery.
Self: You, too.
:/
treshnellAug 4, 2010
But that actually makes sense. You want the surgeon's surgery to go well for you, as he's the one performing it.
snoogsAug 4, 2010
http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/rogv650657-f1_default.gif?w=440&h=282
williemainAug 4, 2010
CRIPES!
strangehumorAug 4, 2010
You're both going to be in the same surgery, just in different places.
amanwithnonameAug 4, 2010
You know what I like most about you, The Oatmeal? It's the fact that you're a person, not a celebrity, despite your recent fame. You're still more than willing to come down into Digg and talk with your fellow subjects. Meanwhile, MBM just submits stuff and sometimes comments to defend himself in MBM hate-fights.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
wildAug 4, 2010
I think you think way too much about internet personalities. (No offense to Oatmeal...)
kinseyincanadaAug 4, 2010
I had to read it like 5 times in order to get it, and now i feel like a f**king moron.
kaegroAug 4, 2010
But once you got it, did you laugh?
mhugginsAug 4, 2010
No. Oatmeal is not, and has never been, funny.
thechauvinistAug 4, 2010
I read the comic, I read the comments, including yours, and then FINALLY watched the video of Brian Regan posted above, before I understood the joke.
- and my girlfriend says she got the joke before me. -
FMLComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
tiptup300Aug 4, 2010
I actually thought it was like "f**k I can't believe I payed $15 to see a movie!"
williemainAug 4, 2010
that's what I thought too!
nerfmanAug 4, 2010
You're not alone, I did the exact same thing but was never going to admit it.... but your post gave me the strength I needed.
chefjesusAug 4, 2010
I thought at first the joke was "f**k, I don't remember what theatre number he told me."
dlite922Aug 4, 2010
^
You guys need more Oatmeal in your diet.
shogiAug 4, 2010
Thanks, you too!
killamockingbrdAug 4, 2010
I have a man crush on The Oatmeal.
iph0neAug 5, 2010
That's called homosexuality.
carbonetcAug 4, 2010
Reminded me of the brilliant Don Hertzfeldt: http://www.bitterfilms.com/anesthetics-billwalk.html
silastomorrowAug 4, 2010
Done this.
sprucecabooseAug 4, 2010
My spoon is too big.
strangehumorAug 4, 2010
I am a banana!
kwcarpenterAug 4, 2010
I am a banana!
grabateAug 4, 2010
I'm bad at it when someone wishes me good luck.
cmtarynAug 4, 2010
I worked for a movie theater for 3 years during and shortly after high school and I got this more times than I could count! I'd usually flash a cheery smile and say that the next time I saw a movie, I'd think of them and enjoy it. That usually kept the awkward moments at bay.
montaverdeAug 4, 2010
Too true. We're all robots.
anoriginalnameAug 19, 2010
thanks, you too
dforspidAug 4, 2010
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/9480/pokerfacemovie.png
Sorry...
yodaofdarknessAug 4, 2010
I had difficulty reading this.
williemainAug 4, 2010
you should be sorry, dick.
lostcause365Aug 4, 2010
Enjoy the comic, Oats!
... f**k?
pjh11Aug 4, 2010
I work for a ferry operator at a port and this happens all the time..
"Enjoy your holiday!"
"Thanks, you too..."
Sucks.
bonestampAug 4, 2010
Did you ever come up with a witty response that would make you look hilarious and the other person feel good?
crystlAug 4, 2010
I wouldn't feel sorry for him. He can probably watch movies for free.
slug701Aug 4, 2010
I always eat my candy before the movie begins
theblogismineAug 4, 2010
"Enjoy your meal."
"Thanks. You too."
bracomadarAug 4, 2010
[rant]Am I the only one where that just finds going to a movie theater an expensive and horrible experience? There's always someone talking during the movie, I step in someone's chewing gum, some f**ker won't stop kicking your seat, some idiots brought a baby to an R rated action movie and the baby can't stop crying, an asshat is on his cell phone. I also feel like I'm covered it the germs from a million other people after going there. I pay $12 for this, not counting the gas to drive there and back, overpriced drinks and snacks, or if I have to buy the ticket for someone else. By then it's probably over $20. And you go through all of this, and if the movie turns out to be s**t, you just wasted 2 hours of your life and bunch of money you will never get back on total garbage. The only plus thing in a theater is screen size, better sound, and seeing a movie right as it first comes out, but I honestly don't see why so many people think spending that much money for 2-3 hours of that is worth it.
Now compare this to just waiting a few weeks and downloading it, or renting it on Netflix. I can enjoy it in my own home, I don't have to be around annoying people, I save money on gas, tickets, food, and drink. I can pause the movie at any time to go to the bathroom, or do whatever. If it's good, I can watch it more than just one time, or if I happened to miss a part, I can rewind it and watch it over again. What's not to love about that? [/rant]
bonestampAug 4, 2010
Now that I'm married, we don't go to the late show (which I used to always go to). The 7pm show is way more civilized, all old people. Just means you have to sneak your alcohol into the theater and add it to your coke in there, no time to pre-drink.
imbetterthanuAug 4, 2010
Go to a matinee. It's cheaper, not nearly as crowded as evening shows, and a much more relaxing experience. The only exception to that rule is going to check out the latest Pixar flick. The matinees are filled with kids. Surprisingly, when we went to see Toy Story 3 we thought we'd have a miserable time with all of the screaming and crying. Once the film started every single kid in the audience shut up.
bryceman111Aug 4, 2010
I saw like, an 11:45pm showing of Toy Story 3 in IMAX. It was glorious. The only talking/laughing that went on was some folks of presumably Spanish descent who laughed every time Spanish buzz did anything. And this didn't bother me, it made me laugh, ha.
thibedeauxmarxyAug 4, 2010
The theater I go to is called Movie Tavern. They live up to the name. I pity you.
http://www.movietavern.com/index7.php
/No, I don't eat the food.
remmizAug 4, 2010
The theater they just built here has two awesome ultrascreens. They both have reserved seating which has really comfy chairs, plenty of leg room (so no kicking) AND they serve alcohol. It's like $4 more per ticket but well worth it in my opinion.
zcboltzAug 4, 2010
"or do whatever" OGC
bracomadarAug 4, 2010
Hey, a theater never stopped Paul Reubens.
strawb411Aug 4, 2010
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ncsuspoonAug 4, 2010
You can watch a movie in the theater in your underwear. It's dark in there. He he.
ipoodAug 4, 2010
Who invited Buzz Killington?
lamblikeawolfAug 4, 2010
dugg for asshat.
postedovalAug 4, 2010
Two things kill the movie experience for me: 1) Can pause to pee and 2) two tickets cost as much as owning the DVD. And the DVD has the making of!
sykosoftAug 4, 2010
Frankly, I just go to the local dollar theatre (dollar tuesdays, dollar midnight showings). I OCCASIONALLY go to midnight premieres, and end up regretting it every time (last airbender, wolverine origins, transformers 2, quantum of solace). So, no more $12 midnight premieres for me.
stavrogin2Aug 7, 2010
You forgot to mention the thirty minutes of commercials. Not just previews, but commercials. There seems to be more commercials than previews now. And the passive aggressive PSAs from people who work in Hollywood whining about how you're stealing food from their child if you pirate a movie. Of course, if you pirate the movie you don't have to watch the PSAs.
alexandercurtisAug 13, 2010
I go to Alamo Drafthouse. They serve alcohol. Same as Movie Tavern.
http://www.drafthouse.com/
Best place to go for a good experience at the movies. Great date spot as well.
deadskinmaskAug 4, 2010
Oats, I want you to spray your hot creativity all over my face.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
What is it with all you gay bastards and Oatmeal threads. Keep it in your pants.
coolcole93Aug 4, 2010
"Happy birthday!"
"Thanks, you too!"
galacticrerunAug 4, 2010
I've never done this at the cinema but I'm going tonight and I'm sure it'll happen somehow.
wateryouthAug 4, 2010
A blog inside of a blog, its like blog inception.
ohitsdomAug 4, 2010
It's only blog inception if you plant the idea for a blog within a blog...
thecoinmanAug 4, 2010
Maybe he just did......
alyxvanceAug 4, 2010
yo dawg, I heard you like blogs so we put a blog in your blog so you can blog while you blog....
netneutralityAug 4, 2010
Thanks for bombarding my browser with unwanted Facebook cookies by visiting that page.
ajworfAug 4, 2010
OH NO!
wozupAug 4, 2010
I love cookies!
chomprelAug 4, 2010
Oatmeal cookies?
altorAug 17, 2010
o no cookies i m scare
frostbytAug 4, 2010
This has Brian Regan finger prints all over it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2-5mDyCKac
simonmasonAug 4, 2010
I've never heard a joke about seeing a movie and being disappointed before. You're so original, and a very good artist. Everyone who blindly worships you is totally right, and you aren't exploiting Digg at all by submitting your own articles.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
therealkamiAug 4, 2010
Grats on totally missing the joke, and then going on a self righteous, comic-book guy-like rant on it, as if you're better than everyone else. But you're not. Know why?
Because you didn't get the joke in the first place. Better luck next time!
sprucecabooseAug 4, 2010
The Oatmeal submits his own articles because....why not? They were popular on Digg before Oatmeal submitted them, so why not let him submit them so that it keeps Oatmeal subs grouped under one user (who happens to be the creator).
thecoinmanAug 4, 2010
LOL...........WOOOSHH......FACEPALM......the list goes on
Next he will be comparing Oatmeal to Hitler and us to Nazis.....
humblechildAug 4, 2010
That's embarrassing...
simonmasonAug 5, 2010
I'm not too worried about it. And by that I mean not at all.
sniper117Aug 8, 2010
Good job covering up how much of a tool you are
think4yourselffAug 4, 2010
I once worked at a golf course as a bag boy...
I'd always tell people to enjoy their round and they would say "Thanks, you too!" So awkward...do you say thanks? Sit there silently and wait for them to correct themselves? Laugh? f**k it get drunk?
1b2aAug 4, 2010
I have a problem with this. People don't actually process what they're saying anymore. I believe that everything that's said has to at least be understood.
jerkstore99Aug 4, 2010
What kind of douchebag would call his own comics "epic"? But this was a wonderful job ripping off someone else's joke. I look forward to your next comic about how escalators can never break, just become stairs. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
thecoinmanAug 4, 2010
Oooo Yah! Because how could more than one person in a world come up with the same comical observation of the same comical situation without copying each other's material.....you're completely right, because we all know that your favorite unnamed comic is the only one to ever think this was funny...........Troll, go home.
Also he didn't ever call his comics epic. He simply stated that some were less epic than others. No matter how epic or not epic something is, there is always room for something to be less epic. So if I were to say that your comment is less epic than mine, it doesn't mean mine is EPIC, just more epic than yours.
thecoinmanAug 4, 2010
Oooo Yah! Because how could more than one person in a world come up with the same comical observation of the same comical situation without copying each other's material.....you're completely right, because we all know that your favorite unnamed comic is the only one to ever think this was funny...........Troll, go home.
Also he didn't ever call his comics epic. He simply stated that some were less epic than others. No matter how epic or not epic something is, there is always room for something to be less epic. So if I were to say that your comment is less epic than mine, it doesn't mean mine is EPIC, just more epic than yours.
jerkstore99Aug 4, 2010
Say it a few more times buddy.
serinusAug 4, 2010
To be fair, his name IS "Jerkstore".
elevenAug 4, 2010
"Congratulations" me "You too" on stage at my graduation.
kibblesnbittsAug 4, 2010
I don't feel bad, as most movie theater employees see as many films as they want for free. So when you say, "You too" you are actually saying, "Enjoy the movie you're eventually going to see for free sometime in the near future."
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I used to do this every time, and every time I realized how stupid it sounded. So now I instinctively just say "Thanks" before I can get anything else out that might sound stupid.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
I do something similar constantly, and feel like a douche each time:
"Ok man goodbye!"
"Thanks!"
kotooniAug 4, 2010
Oh man, I thought it read "Thanks, you tool".
I need glasses.
youstyAug 4, 2010
Was a movie ticket seller for 2 years in high school. The number of times this happened to me has to be in the thousands. I'd usually just wait for the reaction on their face once they realized what they said and then just say, "It's ok, happens all the time" to help make them not feel like an idiot.
Closed AccountAug 4, 2010
Did this last night and felt stupid! Oatmeal reads minds!
iph0neAug 5, 2010
He can only read the stupid ones.
spartanvilleAug 4, 2010
3/10
vaticanslayerAug 4, 2010
"Good luck on your test!"
"Thanks, you too!"
Politics99Aug 4, 2010
You wouldn't want the theaters to serve alcohol. It would be $10 per bottle.
xmidoAug 4, 2010
just say thanks