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vtstarinAug 10, 2010
Be Men... excited...
gankigeAug 10, 2010
So much testosterone in this post, my screen grew a beard.
timedoutAug 10, 2010
My screen's beard grew another beard and asked for rum!
snaxieAug 10, 2010
While I was reading this post...somehow my computer's wallpaper got changed to a photo of John Wayne f**king a box of steaks....
tarantulusAug 10, 2010
my beard grew a beard and huge biceps. yes, BEARD BICEPS!
roflcoptahAug 11, 2010
the trailer alone got my girlfriend pregnant!
acdcfanbillAug 11, 2010
My screen's beard pointed and laughed at my beard, which up until this point in time, I thought was rather nice.
thatsnotpuddingAug 10, 2010
Sounds like a whole lot of men... on men.
/Just sayin'
shmike9Aug 10, 2010
Working title, 'The Sausage Party'
doctechnicalAug 10, 2010
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generalobviousAug 10, 2010
So much c**k all at once. All the closeted people will finally get their massive homo-erotic fix.
johnny1029Aug 10, 2010
I'm pretty sure half the world's kids grew beards after just watching the trailer.
achasingfrenzyAug 10, 2010
I don't plan on having children. So I'm still going to see Scott Pilgrim instead.
cybrwolfAug 10, 2010
Either do I, but I'm a f**kING MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I'm going to see, then burn the whole damn theater down!
Closed AccountAug 10, 2010
my nipples are getting even hairier in anticipation for this ejaculation of manhood.
meribianAug 10, 2010
This really DOES have everybody! I have to see this.
bajinabassAug 10, 2010
Is Van Damme in this through some kind of hidden Easter Egg?
meribianAug 10, 2010
Probably.
tenarethAug 10, 2010
No: http://screenrant.com/van-damme-stallone-expendables-ross-5459/
He wanted a story and a plot, he obviously didn't quite understand the point of the movie. I think Van Damme should be in the next Twilight movie.
boner79Aug 11, 2010
Danny Trejo and Steven Seagal opted for "Machete" instead. Makes me both sad and happy at the same time.
bloodwineAug 10, 2010
8/10 - in order to be 10/10 it needed some manly music, not what ever s**t they were playing in the video
as for The Expendables, I am hoping for a simple, mindless action film that doesn't insult my manliness. I'd be surprised if it does not deliver.
thejackylAug 10, 2010
The Refused are as f**king manly as it gets, ya dolt.
bloodwineAug 11, 2010
No, there are much more manly bands out there. The Refused are a punk band. I'm not saying that punk is effeminate, just that there are manlier bands and sounds out there.
thejackylAug 11, 2010
Not many.
stonedslackersAug 11, 2010
You just dissed Refused AND Andrew WK.. that is wrong. Prepare to be punched.
sgerwel1985Aug 10, 2010
Really need to see that movie. I definitely need a new "man movie," and dusting off the old Rocky VHS's is just not cutting it anymore.
tman84Aug 10, 2010
Stallone is the last hold out. The latest Rambo was incredibly awesome. He's basically been giving the feminine politically correct Hollywood a big middle finger. Thanks for still making awesome action movies Sly.
boozedrinkerAug 10, 2010
"Men punching what's wrong"
LOL
snaxieAug 10, 2010
huh huh yeah.....that.....
tarantulusAug 10, 2010
Engineers call it "percussive maintenance"
wolfingAug 10, 2010
just thinking about the movie makes my beard grow
ultramagnus0001Aug 10, 2010
I grew balls and started singing......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F38WmjxnvMk
roadk111Aug 10, 2010
Maybe it's just a response to the endless stream of chick-flicks.
hetmanAug 10, 2010
Lets be honest I do not know how good expendables is going to be, however the majority of movies are still about men blowing up, punching, running over .etc that are wrong. What really sucks is the fact that Jean Claude Van Damn and wesley snipes were orignially chosen for two of the roles but Jean did not want to be in it and Snipes could not leave the country do to taxes. That are much bigger old school figting stars than a few of the other people in the movie. I also how that Daulph luandren and Stallone get into a fist fight. That would be epic nostalgia.
CallMeDjmAug 10, 2010
FTA:
"The Rock spends his days dressed up like the Tooth Fairy and there’s no one else to fill the void."
Yeah, that's a shame. The Rock could've picked up the torch...and blew something up with it.
skeloothAug 10, 2010
No, it's the ONLY kind of movie you see anymore.
arachniddudeAug 10, 2010
The Time of Men will come again.
The ring must ascend and descend.
Don't get too comfortable guys.
La la land can vanish before your eyes.
Closed AccountAug 10, 2010
I don't know, it could go either way, Scot Pilgrim could also take the number one spot, people love movies based off comics, and they love hot chicks to.
hetmanAug 10, 2010
Scot Pilgrim looks visually more appealing to me however the expendables have a lot of nostalgia going for them.
fordsvt1Aug 10, 2010
When this movie drinks beer, it prefers Dos Equis.
kwcarpenterAug 10, 2010
And for deodorant, Old Spice.
thejackylAug 10, 2010
Dos Equis is for pussies. This movie drinks Whiskey mixed with gasoline.
tchallaAug 11, 2010
Stay thirsty, my friends.
bigkeeksAug 10, 2010
Interesting article. Too much romance in movies these days...need more movies with men standing up for something, pushing aside love, safety, comfort, and even their lives to do what's right.
enotswhatAug 10, 2010
that would be called reality.
misterohAug 10, 2010
Watching this movie has a very high chance of causing you to go through puberty again.
pabstyloudmouthAug 10, 2010
Can't wait to see this! I will bust my knuckles on the chairs in front of me and be chugging beer and high fiving the whole movie!
mymindgrapesAug 10, 2010
"The kind of movie you just don't see anymore"? You see crap like this all of the time. Last one I recall is The Losers.
hetmanAug 10, 2010
The A team came after the losers also.
yukimuraAug 10, 2010
Both The A-Team and the Losers (especially The Losers) had romantic or emotionally sappy side plots tacked on to placate the ladies to some extent. Even Predators paired up the main char with the token female whose only real contribution to the movie was being a catalyst/target for him to get emotional over.
caughtthinkingAug 10, 2010
When I saw the first trailer my chest hair grew by 12%.
dushAug 10, 2010
Is this better or worse than A team?
thenicklovinAug 10, 2010
Honestly, I don't think I would really enjoy this movie if it were good. If the characters were complex, if there was more intricate symbolism. That doesn't belong here. Here, I expect s**t to be blown up. And blown up good.
And blown up s**t will be.
sdphostAug 10, 2010
Since when is Stone Cold an 80s action flick star? And Arnold and Bruce Willis only have small roles, no Jean Claude and the movie seems to take itself too seriously. The premise has potential but I'm not seeing it.
Also funny how Stallone called comic superhero movies the death of the 80s action star when he himself was Judge Dredd.
bloodwineAug 10, 2010
I knew you'd say that
ruckfulesAug 10, 2010
Real men don't get excited over man-movies. We harbor a seething, angry anticipation deep in our guts until it is time to cry havoc. Or kill the nearest living thing.
max1001Aug 10, 2010
Lol. Hard to imagine Jet Li as this manly man. As kick-ass as he is, dude is a big sissy in real life. lol
jkalAug 11, 2010
Of all the "martial arts" actors, he is the only one who has won actual National champion ships in full contact and performance of martial arts in China of all places.
As some one who has met him when he was in his late twenties giving a private lesson on weapons, I can attest to his badassness.
agonytuesdayAug 10, 2010
...sounds kind of gay...
evilgrouseAug 10, 2010
This looks awesome. Now, if they let me bring in some beer into the theater, I'm good to go.
chikenshitAug 11, 2010
hey, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret, you can take a diet coke, drink half of it and then fill it up with vodka, or use a flask.
rmferrer87Aug 10, 2010
Pretty sure I read this review on the back of a gay porn DVD.
max1001Aug 11, 2010
He is not a badass okay. He's probably one of the nicest guy all around and wouldn't hurt a fly if he can help. If you seen him in various interview, he act pretty damn girly. He always crosses his leg and kinda half giggle. LOL. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
coolguyslimAug 11, 2010
All that's missing is Chuck Norris...and the old spice man.
anneonimousAug 11, 2010
Sounds like a great movie to send your man to see with his buddies, so you can have awesome sex when he gets home.
Closed AccountAug 11, 2010
As a female I have no desire whatsoever to see Eat, Pray, Love. I like Javier Bardem, but not enough to expose myself to another Julia Roberts film. I really hope this film does well. I'm sick of watered down action movies that come out now. I don't mind when a movie has a side plot involving a female character (Cobra) but the overall movie needs to keep the kick ass action feel to it, which is what bogged down The Losers and The A-Team. While female audiences are funding Hollywood right now with movies like Dear John and the Twilight series it's Hollywood's own fault that this happened. Making lackluster action films, horror movies, and cheesy pg-13 garbage to get the teen dollar caused this crap. Stop being afraid of censors and stop going after the 13 year old market and you may just get adults back in the theaters.
Do I expect this to be a great movie? Of course not. Do I expect this to be like an 80's action film? Yes! I honestly have not seen older men this excited for a film in a long time. I'm glad guys are finally able to enjoy a movie that is geared more to them. As one of the females who is going to pick this over a "self discovery" movie, I get the bonus of being able to enjoy the men in the film. I will admit I've always found Stallone attractive (once again see: Cobra) and can't wait to watch him beat the hell out of bad guys and have a good time on screen.
spongya77Aug 12, 2010
Are you still single? Willing to relocate? :)
Closed AccountAug 13, 2010
LOL. Sorry. I'm not available to move in the name of geekdom yet.
There are some excellent action movies out there. I am a fan of the Bourne films, especially the first. I like the new James Bond movies, but after an excellent re-introduction of the character with Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace was a let down. Even the theme for QOS was rubbish compared to Chris Cornell's You Know My Name, which is sad since it did have Jack White involved.
I haven't seen Salt yet. I'll more than likely buy it on Blu-Ray when it comes out. Speaking of Angelina Jolie, I enjoyed her and James McAvoy in Wanted.
There's a few good action movies here and there, but overall they are disappointing. Like Clash of The Titans. I enjoyed it and was glad to see Mads Mikkelsen in another stateside film, but I will also be the first to admit that it's just not a good movie either. It's one of those films that you watch for some good scenes here and there and try to ignore how bad it is elsewhere.
After watching The Expendables tonight with a sold out crowd, I will say it is an excellent mix of the good and the bad. It had some way over the top action scenes and cheesy 80's dialogue, but you could tell that the point was to play off their stereotypes and pay homage to the genre that brought the world Commando, Cobra, Rambo, Die Hard, etc.
Oh and Stallone really let Jason Statham shine in The Expendables. Jason seemed more laid back than he usually is, which was a welcome change. Don't get me wrong I enjoyed The Transporter films and Death Race, but he is always uptight and pissed off (for good reason) but here he played off everyone and showed a more laid back - let's just kick some ass persona.
I think I've typed enough now. =)
spongya77Aug 14, 2010
Cool. So the movie does not suck completely :) (I thought I'd watch it as it was a porn movie: alone, in shame, wearing a big hat, and leaving the theater before the credits roll, and the lights are on...)
And let me know if you want to see how Albion is ;)
guenchyAug 11, 2010
The govenator is allowed to make movies?
bibliophageAug 11, 2010
I'll be seeing Scott Pilgrim vs. The World myself. Ridiculous comic book/video game/anime aesthetic FTW.
spongya77Aug 12, 2010
Dunno. Looks like a fad. They're advertising it as an old-school movie, with all the big names in it, but Willis and Arnold only make a brief appearance -although their names are on the poster. You'd expect them to have an actual role. This is a big, red flag - it shows how desperate the marketing is. Really, Stallone, Willis and Arnold would have been enough, but we have Stallone, and a bunch of has beens.
Jason is not exactly from the '80s, the heyday of action flicks, by the way, and neither is Li -apparently they just scooped up as many action stars who are either legendary, but retired, or just faded out, as they could. I hope I'm wrong, but this does not seem to deliver what it promises.
mrquackerAug 13, 2010
"You wont watch this off your torrents, you'll see it in a theater. Where violence belongs."
Love that line, and its true. A movie has to be damn good in order to get me to pay $12 to go see it in a theater.