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Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Well, im not saying thats fact... although...
ascensionritesAug 24, 2010
Women drivers, no survivors.
spectralsoundsAug 24, 2010
If you won't say it, I will.
As far as I'm concerned, it's fact.
I have a long commute to work. Every day I play the "See if that is a woman" game going to and from work. Some idiot in the left lane on the highway doing 5 under and forcing everyone to dangerously pass on the right, while simultaneously causing a traffic jam to pile up behind them? You could literally bet your house on the fact that it will be a woman and never lose.
xptoastAug 25, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
because they're in the kitchen like they're supposed to instead of driving...
lower mileage, lower rates...
strawgateAug 25, 2010
icepick314 is right, it's because women drive fewer miles than men do.
strawgateAug 25, 2010
icepick314 is right, it's because women drive fewer miles than men do.
ethanleducAug 25, 2010
Because while women do dumb things, men do psychotic aggressive things, like street racing and road rage.
rogersausagesAug 25, 2010
@ Spectral: Dugg for truth and having the balls to say it.
@ xptoast: The get better rates because statistically the take less risks. Not because they are somehow more skilled at driving, and that is starting to change anyway.
victormansonAug 25, 2010
You can drive like an idiot and cause other people to get into accidents because of your stupid driving... that is my guess.
gloria21Aug 25, 2010
I like to play the "see if they're Asian game". That's usually more accurate.
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
As an asian driver, I agree.
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
As an asian driver, I agree.
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
As an asian driver, I agree.
nappythrill22Aug 25, 2010
this is a fact.
heres a scenario, try to keep up with this: your on a 3 lane one way street. the left lane is left turn only. the middle lane is left turn or leftward merge onto major freeway. the right lane is leftward merge onto freeway or proceed straight. Woman in her 40's or 50's driving a new luxury SUV is in the far left lane (left turn only remember), while I am in the middle lane. As I proceed towards my onramp,.... wait WTF?!! the woman will merge onto the freeway from the wrong lane EVERYTIME!! what if I had legally turned left there? (spectral is right. you can LITERALLY bet your house that this is a woman every time, and this happens EVERYDAY at the same on ramp. at this point ive come to expect it.)
grumpyrainAug 25, 2010
It is a little known fact that if women drivers were removed, the number of accidents would nearly half, YES HALF!!!1!
/cool story bro
assumethefetalAug 24, 2010
Her husband must have a large kitchen if she feels the need to be driving a car around in it.
bolinoakAug 24, 2010
You have made my day. For that I give you much kudos, props and all the other terms that mean you are awesome.
n064Aug 24, 2010
oh maw gawdddd! i started bursting out laughing in my office, everyone stared at me :(. LOL though, you also made my day.
originalmadmattAug 24, 2010
xD you made me spit up my milk!!!!
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
this test is not true.
actually my wife can driver very well, she never had problem at driving. only she has problems with parking.
she always pays for the guard of any parking to park the car for her.
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Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
does she have a penis?
toxicwaffleAug 25, 2010
Alright, who invited Mr. Buzzkill?
adamh9999Aug 25, 2010
parking could easily be considered a huge component of driving, seeing that anytime you drive, you are going to be parking the vehicle at the end of your excursion.
ethanleducAug 25, 2010
I disagree. How often is someone other than a toddler or pet killed in a parking accident?
bermygoonAug 25, 2010
I had my wife read your comment, she started doing the 'that is sexist' eyeroll but instead she just started laughing.
dillonhinsonAug 25, 2010
Best. Comment. Ever.
blaculasfroAug 25, 2010
Hahah.. I thought the picture was funny but that was hilarious. A woman driving bad joke. Hilarious and original. A woman in the kitchen joke... I've never seen that joke ever before. Man, how do you guys come up with this stuff?Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
hmalhi93Aug 25, 2010
Computer in the kitchen?
blaculasfroAug 25, 2010
Nope, I'm a dude.
I'm just tired of seeing people lap up the same old tired jokes. To each their own I suppose.
ryanjmsAug 25, 2010
Epic comment is epic.
fearloathingAug 24, 2010
Coming from a female: Statistics don't lie! Get off your freaking phone, ladies.
rwhittak3Aug 24, 2010
http://www.amazon.com/How-Lie-Statistics-Darrell-Huff/dp/0393310728/
egemenborAug 24, 2010
other day I saw a woman on her phone with a cigarette in her other hand in a suv...talk about stereotype..
oninboninAug 25, 2010
Driving through Westlake the other day I saw a woman putting on makeup and steering with one hand and adjusting the mirror with the same hand, talking on a cellphone in the other hand, and she had an enormous poodle looking dog in her lap and was not wearing a seatbelt. I feared for my life and the lives of those around me.
thekongAug 24, 2010
Coming from a male: You mean the statistics that have convinced car insurance companies to give women lower rates?
1fastdakAug 24, 2010
Are you retarded? Men drive almost 75% more miles than women per year. Mile for mile men have much lower chances of getting into an accident. Since women stay in the kitchen they don't get into as many accidents thus lower insurance.
mizzrymAug 24, 2010
Those statistics are based on insurance claims, not actual accidents.
Women, more accidents, fewer claims as they are smaller accidents.
Men, fewer accidents, more claims as they tend to be more damaging accidents. (ie.We don't screw up often, but when we do, ooo boy).
That is why men pay more.
tiakAug 24, 2010
Pretty sure the statistics say young men are most likely to have accidents...
coachmcguirkAug 25, 2010
My, aren't we liberated?
fozefyAug 25, 2010
No, statistics say young men are more likely to have reported accidents ie. cause more damage. When we crash we don't mess around.
808atheistAug 25, 2010
You know why they had to childproof the gas pumps so you cant lock it on until your full?
Women, thats why.
farkingdiggerAug 25, 2010
Coming from a male: Statistics don't lie! Get off your freaking phone, ladies. (You too FearLoathing!)
;->
solinvictusAug 24, 2010
Damn, that's hilarious.
angrytortillaAug 24, 2010
I was expecting it, but I still laughed.
manikfoxAug 24, 2010
This is exactly the opposite of what I've heard... I've had two ex girlfriends who have passed with doing stupid things like going through a stop sign or hitting a pedestrian!
I only know this because i failed twice, and they told me how easy it was for them... I'm still not convinced breasts were not involved...
doctechnicalAug 24, 2010
I have to call bulls**t on this. No one passes their driving test after hitting a pedestrian. Even if she blew the tester.
/and the pedestrian
manikfoxAug 24, 2010
the car was stopped and the pedestrian walked near the car on a one way street... "tapped" a pedestrian... although I wasn't there to verify..Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
I could see them pass. Have you seen those [country's] Worst Driver shows? Jesus f**king Christ...
clippclopAug 24, 2010
One girl in town was a terrible driver, so she tried wearing a super short skirt and no undies. Apparently it was working great until a wasp stung her in the vag. She got into a pretty bad accident and wrote off 3 cars.
doctechnicalAug 24, 2010
A woman golfer went to the doctor about a wasp sting. He asked her where she got stung, and she said "Between the first and second hole". And the doctor said "You sure have a wide stance!"
808atheistAug 25, 2010
Its just random. My first time I got failed for not using the hand brake when I parked...on flat ground. The second time I accidentally cut some guy off I thought was turning but not using his blinker but actually was going strait; got passed that time.
belebihAug 25, 2010
Of course breasts were involved. Unless they have detachable breasts and left them at home before taking the test.
boofsterAug 24, 2010
looooooooooool!
crazyleafcanuckAug 24, 2010
I'm not saying I agree, but... I'm writing it down - I agree.
corona85Aug 24, 2010
Where I'm from, if you're a female you automatically pass. No matter how s**tty your driving is.
zilkAug 24, 2010
Sorry to ruin your fun
Ugly old site stats: "female drivers have a greater number of minor crashes than do men. However men are still 70% more likely to be in a serious crash. " http://www.car-accidents.com/pages/car-crash-men-woman.html
"Male drivers 16-23 are four times more likely to be involved in a fatal vehicle accident than the average driver, due to inexperience and lack of maturity." http://mesotheliomainfo.instablogs.com/entry/car-accident-statistics/
"Male drivers have a 77 percent higher risk of dying in a car accident than women" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16698153/
holysinAug 24, 2010
Or from: http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Insurance/InsureYourCar/worse-drivers-males-or-females.aspx
Violations Violation ratio, males vs. females
Reckless driving
3.41-to-1
DUI
3.09-to-1
Seat belt violations
3.08-to-1
Speeding
1.75-to-1
Failure to yield
1.54-to-1
Stop sign/signal violations
1.53-to-1
"We were not surprised to see that men have slightly more -- about plus 5% -- violations that result in accidents than women," says Raj Bhat, the president of Quality Planning. "And because men are also more likely to violate laws for speeding, passing and yielding, the resulting accidents caused by men lead to more-expensive (insurance) claims than those caused by women."
The study also found that female drivers were about 27% less likely to be found at fault when involved in an accident.
evileddy60Aug 24, 2010
It's also well known that women get warnings more then men do in their minor fender benders so these stats don't go on record.
But yes.. men get in BIG accidents and women get in more frequent minor ones.
murmandamosAug 24, 2010
oh stats... let's not forget to actually use your f**king head. men drive more. data adjusted:
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/who-drives-better-men-or-women/
yahnAug 24, 2010
Driving with a woman is terrifying, there is no denying that....
The reason these stats are they way they are is because we're dudes.... What's funner ripping or not....
Driving to me is a form of zen, so speeding and driving like an "idiot" is actually peaceful
nappythrill22Aug 25, 2010
and almost all cops are dudes (and the lady cops are lesbians AT LEAST half the time) so when ur girl gets pulled over for doing 55 in a 25, she gets a smile, a boob glance and a warning.
However, when men get pulled over for going 5mph over, or not coming to a complete stop, or for just plain being ugly, we always get the book thrown at us. Ask any guy, and he will tell you he is a better driver than his wife. Ask wives and its more like 50/50 on whose the better driver. Nuf said.
drgmdpAug 24, 2010
buzzkill
zilkAug 24, 2010
Sorry :D
I'm not actually agreeing to any statistics, my point is that this comic was boring and I wasted too much time thinking about it.
joshbotAug 24, 2010
To be fair, men probably drive more than women.
Though by no means an iron clad scientific study: http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/24/do-women-take-the-backseat-to-men/
vladiggerputinAug 24, 2010
None of that is true.
Men drive aggressively.
Women drive recklessly.
trythinking1stAug 24, 2010
This statement is false.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Is that like "men are assertive but women are agressive" when they're actually behaving the same?
nappythrill22Aug 25, 2010
couldnt have said it better myself. Some of us (keyword some, because some of the worst drivers i know are men) can easily merge while speeding, steering with the knees, changing the radio and talking on a cell phone, all safely. no bulls**t. Most ladies on the other hand (not all) cant do any of these things while driving. Especially merging. UGGHHHHHH!
tommydubyaAug 24, 2010
I just think it's funny that one of the websites cited was "mesotheliomainfo.instablogs.com"
rpatrick819Aug 24, 2010
People always cite these statistics, and yet we always observe different. I can buy that young males will have a higher occurance of the "frat boy" like attitude with DUIs/accidents...but I don't think it's sexist to attribute the rest to a female's ability to cry her way out of a ticket.
zilkAug 24, 2010
We don't cry our way out of tickets, that's what cleavage is for.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
"yet we always observe different." perception is often different from reality.. Just because you have never observed a tree falling onto someones car.. does not mean it doesn't happen. Statistics are gathered data based upon police reports, hospital logs, insurance and a few other things.. your observations are based upon one and only one thing.... your point of view
nappythrill22Aug 25, 2010
Jay all of what you said is true, but patrick is still right. The stats are inherently flawed because we ALL KNOW that women get out of WAY mor tickets, violations, etc. Cops are dudes, and dudes like boobs. Even gay dudes like boobs man. Women have it made.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
cuevas4711Aug 24, 2010
That's because you women are in the passenger seat nagging us about stupid s**t.
tntbassAug 24, 2010
Which is usually about 30 seconds before we willingly put the gas pedal to the floor, close our eyes and point the vehicle into oncoming traffic.
It's about the only way I've found to shut them up.
atarioAug 25, 2010
Don't forget the sudden scare of having her shriek something as though you're about to plow into a tree when in fact she was reacting to someone 20 car lengths ahead making a double lane-change all at once.
amnesianAug 25, 2010
That's not a nice thing to say about your mother...
nappythrill22Aug 25, 2010
wish i could double digg Atario!
sup3rsh3epAug 24, 2010
you girls drive boring as s**t
enderwigginAug 24, 2010
Have you ridden with a woman before? I've been scared enough from basic lane changes to tell a female friend to pull over so I could drive. On another instance a female friend went down the off-ramp of an expressway (in to oncoming traffic) because we slightly adjusted our route and she got confused. That was scary as f**k.
Of course generalizations are not always right. I've known a few good women drivers. Not sure if it's causal but they all knew how to drive a manual transmission.
ajajadudeAug 24, 2010
For one, when we do something wrong, we do it the right way. And the reason why we get killed more often in car crashes is because we can't stand the women bitching at us about everything under the sun.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Men are "four times more likely to be involved in a fatal vehicle accident" because...
Women are "four times more likely to be involved in the kitchen making me a sammich"
poonchowAug 24, 2010
This reinforces my belief about the genders and driving:
Men are probably better "at driving." They may have better reaction time, physical ability, or knowledge of their vehicle -- but men also tend to drive more recklessly and end up in fatal accidents.
I always see women doing stupid s**t on the road. There are TWO turn lanes, you dumb bitch, you are not allowed to change lanes WHILE completing a left-hand turn. Get off the phone, stop texting, etc. I also get pissed when I see some dumb teenage girl in a BMW (because she totally earned that by graduating high school, right?) always swerving back-and forth in her lane. Pay the f**k attention and drive in a straight line.
Men drive like that occasionally, but we're usually drunk when doing it, and end up in a fiery explosion of death when it really matters.
evileddy60Aug 24, 2010
Amen!
zilkAug 24, 2010
I know more men that got high school BMWs than women but that's cause women don't exist where I come from. The texting thing I see both genders but dominantly women and it pisses me off to no end.
tntbassAug 24, 2010
"...but that's cause women don't exist where I come from."
Sorry to hear that.
zilkAug 24, 2010
It's a geeky industry.
mykillkAug 24, 2010
Men may drive more recklessly but I wonder how many accidents are directly caused by women doing stupid s**t on the road. I can't tell you how many times I've seen women try to change lanes without checking their blind spot. I have to swerve into the other lane to make room. Thankfully there was an available lane to my side each time or else I would have been in an accident. Or women who don't know what an unprotected left turn is (90% of intersections in my city are protected left turns and the few that aren't cause problems for people not paying attention). Or women who take 10 tries to park because there are cars in the parking spots on either side. Or women who park their car 6 feet away from the gasoline pump, blocking you from being able to exit. I've been in a car with a girl who smacked into a wall going through the drive-through.
zilkAug 24, 2010
I would rather be a small annoyance of a bad driver with minor bumps and scrapes than someone who dies or kills from a dangerous accident.
13point1Aug 24, 2010
Changing lanes fail? Two people nearly hit me today doing just that, and both were men, assh**e.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
I don't care what you say. Anytime someone tries to run me off the road, it's a woman in an SUV.
breadfredAug 24, 2010
Usually on the phone or texting. Not wearing a seat belt. Kids yelling in the back. Radio playing some load crap. And gesturing.
aceousAug 24, 2010
Hey! Take your facts and gtfo! Or t**s!
faizal5kAug 24, 2010
Like others have posted here before, women just can't drive well. Men may be more aggressive then women when it comes to driving but at least we know what the f**k we're doing when we're on the road. You know what pisses me off? When a woman needs to make a left and the traffic light is green, they NEVER ever f**king go past the white line to go into the intersection. They just f**king stay behind the white line and waits when there are no oncoming cars...by this time the light turns yellow...then red and they're still on the lane.
nappythrill22Aug 25, 2010
I WANNA DIGG THIS FOR ETERNITY!!!! you are my new best friend faizal!!! this is my BIGGEST pet peeve on the road!!
imustbeemoAug 25, 2010
you're not supposed to enter the intersection until it is safe to exit. unless i'm missing something? i see this problem all the time, people who didn't stop at the line because they were impatient, then they are in the middle of the intersection and make the others wait for them to run red.
ivanmarshAug 24, 2010
...and women, as usual, have no sense of humor what so ever.
zilkAug 24, 2010
"We don't cry our way out of tickets, that's what cleavage is for." I beg to differ
sewermuttAug 24, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4
secondwheel2Aug 24, 2010
Best quote ever:
"When women f**k up, it is a small f**k up. When guys f**k up, we really f**k up"
case in point
mntnamAug 25, 2010
I'm commenting from my phone right now....while driving. HAH!
mymindgrapesAug 24, 2010
If only.
inaktivistAug 24, 2010
In a perfect world...
ambiguusAug 24, 2010
And as for insurance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtEp5yc-g3A
"unless size is a consideration, then im not sure $15 a month is enough"
Barats & Bereta
unic0rnAug 24, 2010
LMAO That was a great video! Thanks!
m0og0oAug 24, 2010
Is this supposed to be a funny comic?
unic0rnAug 24, 2010
Maybe more like an info-graphic.
teacher2beAug 24, 2010
Female could also be replaced with Asian.
justice700Aug 24, 2010
i dunno they looked pretty good to me on 2fast2furious...
tunaktunakAug 24, 2010
Devon Aiko <3
tenshi0019Aug 24, 2010
I'm an Asian and female. BWAHAHAHA!
One of my old high school teachers use to tell me to call him before I get on the road so he can get the f**k off.
xkorbinAug 25, 2010
ew
gothenburgpanicAug 24, 2010
I miss Hockey Zombie.
His offensive comics were the best. Assbath too.
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/femaledriver.jpg
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
Thank you, happen to know why the image wouldn't load?
Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
Men are "four times more likely to be involved in a fatal vehicle accident" because...
Women are "four times more likely to be involved in the kitchen making me a sammich"
raviu90Aug 24, 2010
Dugg just because its Canadian eh!
theresa42jAug 24, 2010
I hate that joke. I feel very offended >:(
jdevine420Aug 24, 2010
You only feel offended because you know its true.
canadia86Aug 24, 2010
Oh come on, it's just a cartoon, it has no meaning. It's just a stupid drawing to give you a cheap laugh.
*stands up to reveal buttcrack"
fantasyflamzAug 24, 2010
I agree with Theresa.
arcookeAug 25, 2010
You don't have to get in accidents to be a bad driver, you just have to do a bunch of stupid s**t that pisses off other drivers. :)
jektalAug 24, 2010
Man up, Nancy.
fyberopticAug 24, 2010
My brother had a reverse situation when trying to get his license. The woman failed him four times, while passing other girls who almost ran into the building or turned into parking spaces too fast and all sorts of things. When finally complaining and getting another woman to do the test, he passed with flying colors.
atlAug 24, 2010
weak
adml_shakeAug 24, 2010
There should also be a check box for "urban white boy thug gangsta wannabe".
hamurabiAug 24, 2010
I agree, however remove "white" from the sentence. For "gangsta wannabe" colour of the skin doesn't matter.
murmandamosAug 24, 2010
People need to stop posting statistics if they don't know what they mean. You cannot look at the flat number of accidents, you have sort out variables, and men drive significantly more than women. The breakdown results in women having more minor accidents AND more serious accidents, which is something you hear commonly, that women have more, but lesser accidents. Not true.
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/who-drives-better-men-or-women/
murmandamosAug 24, 2010
missed the edit time, but additionally, the article doesn't refute that men are in more accidents involving fatalities, however you'd have to account for the likelihood that if there is a family in the car, or even just the couple, men are far more likely to be driving, whereas the women would only drive when they are alone or the husband/boyfriend is not in the car, so this removes at least one more person from the scene of the accident. It also doesn't note who causes each accident, and in all likelihood, the accidents men were in were entirely caused by women because women, in my own experience, are awful drivers.
spectralsoundsAug 24, 2010
In everyone's experience women are awful drivers. I ALWAYS pay attention to the bad drivers on the road and 95% of the time, it's a woman. The other 4% are old men wearing hats. The other 1% are regular guys who need to have their license taken away.
burgerkinghornAug 25, 2010
Yeah and just citing a point estimate (e.g. 74% blah blah) doesn't tell me much. That number came from a sample and is subject to random fluctuation. Give me a standard deviation or a confidence interval. That could have something like men are 70%* more likely to be in a fatal crash but range from 2.58% -- 89.25% with 95% probability of capturing the true population parameter
/statistician
murmandamosAug 25, 2010
that's why he provides his sources so you can read into the matter further. do they not teach you about citation in stats class? the point is so you don't have to list that s**t, but you can check the study out for yourself to acquire more detailed information that was omitted because to include everything would be plagiarism.
/english major
sloiAug 24, 2010
Asian woman: how much signal I need to cut across 8 lane? None?! I GO NOW: good luck everybody else!
hamurabiAug 24, 2010
This is how men get involved in more serious accidents - trying to avoid reckless female driver. Unfortunately, no statistics will show this.
v3rtex7740Aug 24, 2010
Asian translation-
how much signar I need to cut across 8 rane? None?! I GO NOW: good ruck erybody erse!
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
Yeah, I've seen Family Guy too.
imustbeemoAug 25, 2010
oh right, like the guy in the 40 thousand dollar vehicle is gonna use his turn signal. COME ON!
ubitendoAug 24, 2010
There are people on Digg who seriously believe that should be the real test....
airchomperAug 24, 2010
There's a big difference between driving skill and being a safe operator.
99% of crashes (okay I made this up, but hear me out) are caused by unsafe operation, whether its driving with distractions, tail-gating, imprudent speeds, being a menace, what-have you. 1% of crashes happen because of a lack of driving skill, like not being able to control your vehicle properly, like flipping an SUV during an emergency maneuver or something.
I hate nothing more than when I hear my friends who drive like asshats, (I'm a college male, 'nuff said) talking about how they're so good at driving, it's like, "yes, you're technically proficient. You're never going to spin out or some s**t, but you're the sort of person who cuts people off to make an exit or tail-gates people going the speed-limit."
I don't think people treat driving with the proper fear and respect. Driving is job number one when you're behind the wheel, make-up, phone calls, hair, mirrors, phones, and food can wait.
TL;DR - one can be a good driver and still be dangerous. You're behind the wheel. drive.
maelokAug 24, 2010
Agreed.
My two cents:
If more cars were manuals like mine, people in general would probably be forced to pay much more attention. I'm far more aware of what the hell's going on around me when I drive a manual. It's the only way to truly drive a vehicle (as opposed to simply "steering" one), and I wouldn't have it any other way. =)
oninboninAug 25, 2010
Yep. When driving a car, DRIVE THE CAR. You are in a two ton missile for f**ks sake.
imustbeemoAug 25, 2010
"one can be a good driver and still be dangerous"
I disagree. I think if you're a good driver, you do not drive recklessly and at the endangerment of others. If you drive dangerously, cutting people off, tailgating, etc, you are not a good driver.
jjesusfreak01Aug 25, 2010
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Closed AccountAug 24, 2010
lawl
hawaiianruleAug 24, 2010
True
apocadallAug 24, 2010
Women cause the accidents by being terrible drivings, too often do I see one do something really f**king retarded and almost cause an accident to the people around her but not to herself.
murrabbitAug 24, 2010
I used to think that jokes like this were really sexist and the product of small misogynistic minds. . .
Then I got my license and actually started driving. Holy s**t ladies, hang up your f**king phone if you're in the car!
mhbmhbAug 24, 2010
"I'm not saying I agree with this but sexistsexistsexist."
I'd love to hear this guy talk about other topics. "I'm not saying I agree with this, but what's with all the greedy jews?" "I'm not saying I agree with this, but gays need to cut that silly s**t out." "I'm not saying I agree with this but black people? Really? Do we need'em?"
...
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
GO GET ME A F**KING SANDWICH!
mhbmhbAug 24, 2010
Besides, even if women cause accidents by being bad drivers, men cause accidents because they're trying to beat-and-or-kill you. Whenever a guy zooms up in front of me so I can't merge in my head I just go "Huh, I guess he's in a race to see who has the smallest dick."
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
Just get the sandwich and maybe they won't have to hunt you down.
johnny1029Aug 25, 2010
Whenever cuts me off on the interstate or switches lanes without a turn signal, right in front of me I might add, then it's either a woman or some douche from the Jersey Shore...either way.
vidorianAug 25, 2010
Woman get a bad rep because they allow themselves to have more distractions. Kids, hair,make up, phone all of which they seem to be tending to behind the wheel.
I have been driving 21 years, never had a ticket, and never had an accident that was my fault. We are not all bad drivers.
ruthlesspirateAug 25, 2010
My truck has been hit by a car 4 times... every time by my mom or my sister... while parked in the driveway.
j3sss3Aug 25, 2010
woman drivers, no survivors, if you don't like the way they drive, get off the sidewalk!!
theresa42jAug 25, 2010
Ok, I will man up because I am woman. I felt offended because some men will think this is true. Have you ever watched a class divided on video? This video is about a teacher told students some traits that are superior than others which makes the students feel superior or below superior depending on what trait they have. This was a test to see how people will react to each other. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BrFHq-t2VY&NR=1 watch 1 through 4.
It's an old video but it is brilliant.
mathtdAug 25, 2010
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mutantchicken14Aug 25, 2010
Wait, why did he fail her? Is there something I'm not getting?
sirdrizzzleAug 25, 2010
Eight years prior, they were stationed in Uganda together as nurses for the Doctors without Borders charity. Over the months of tending to Malaria patients, a closeness developed. At first it was a very emotional friendship, but as he let his guard down he started to fall in love with her. She eventually realized that his bravado was nothing more than a bandage for the wounds he suffered emotionally as a child in the foster care system, and fell in love despite his gruff and sometimes curt behavior. The were to be married as soon as they got back stateside. But when they both arrived back to the states, him in NYC and her in Washington DC, both were reluctant to leave their safe zones. The weekly trips north and south on the Metroliner became monthly, then quarterly. They drifted apart resenting the other for not making the sacrifice. Eventually, he decided being scared in DC was better than being miserable in NYC. He applied at for a Job in DC at the DMV on 3rd street, got and apartment and waited for the call. After numerous interviews, he was deemed rude enough, and given the job. He took the L4 bus up Connecticut Ave, to her Woodly Park Apartment that overlooked the park. He used the key he once gave her to let himself in. She was blowing a Spaniard on the couch. He left dejected and more hateful than ever. Several months she came into the DMV to get her Driver's Permit...
mutantchicken14Aug 25, 2010
I really hope someone besides me sees this comment.
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
"Hello, my name's Patty. I'll be testing you. When you do well, I use the green pen. When you do bad, I use the red pen. Any questions?"
"Have you always been a chick? I mean, I don't want to offend you, but, you were born a man, weren't you? You can tell me, I'm open minded."
[drops green pen] "...won't be needing this."
victormansonAug 25, 2010
I was driving behind a car with the bumper sticker "You are driving a car, not a phone booth"... and the driver was a chick on her cell phone. /facepalm
kristiankinerAug 25, 2010
wtf i clicked on the link and it took me to a page that was all white
Closed AccountAug 25, 2010
Wtf that's racist man.
delvarworldAug 25, 2010
Digg is sexist, who knew!
malleusbrandoAug 25, 2010
Basically, this just proves that Digg users are predominantly male, 20s-30s, and slightly nerdy.
evan0Aug 25, 2010
Why the f**k is this sexist bulls**t on the front page.
uberbucket1Aug 25, 2010
And yet young men pay more for insurance, wtf