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spiderman0505Aug 13, 2010
I will break you
anothrnbdyAug 14, 2010
I beginning to doubt anyone can break Dolph Lundgren, except for perhaps Chuck Morris.
betteroffedAug 14, 2010
WHOOSH
ldrummeraxAug 14, 2010
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getoffmybridgeAug 14, 2010
*I must break you
sark666Aug 14, 2010
Go for it.
duleewopperAug 14, 2010
yeah...it's must.... sigh...
olasonnAug 15, 2010
I often use his one-liners from Rocky IV on the golf course.
"You will lose!"
Works every time.
mca2142Aug 14, 2010
if he dies, he dies.
slvrbullet87Aug 14, 2010
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theobviouschildAug 15, 2010
You vil lose.
tukaAug 15, 2010
Na se biat!
getoffmybridgeAug 15, 2010
Yes!
Closed AccountAug 15, 2010
SKELETOR!!!
holygodAug 13, 2010
When a nerd gets their ass kicked at least they can always fall back on a "well he's just a big dumb Neanderthal" type consolation. I guess with Dolph you are totally f**ked.
kylescousinAug 13, 2010
If he dies, he dies.
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
i smell lots of jelousy on these lame comments ! at least show some respect to a hard-working great man.
what is wrong with you people.
read his life Bio fully on wiki, he has been working so hard on all what he has got during all those years that me and you have been watching probably pron on internet.
seriously !Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
gigglestickAug 14, 2010
It's a quote from the Rocky movie he was in. He was a Russian Fighter & badass. Kylescousin is honoring Dolph by quoting his character in the movie. You're just ignorant.
kylescousinAug 14, 2010
No respect?
It's a quote from him in Rocky 4.
Get a clue before you type.
cookivaAug 14, 2010
I do not understand what that has to do with his original post....
matzahmanAug 14, 2010
WHOOSH!
cookivaAug 14, 2010
Son of a bitch, replied to the wrong post. Mine was directed at saminmy.
schudog3Aug 13, 2010
Don't mess with a Universal Solider son.
davidsloanAug 14, 2010
Agreed. If you haven't already, check out Universal Soldier: Regeneration. Dolph's brief performance is surprisingly effective and his fight scene with Van Damme: priceless.
anexanhumeAug 13, 2010
I agree with the picture, domestic BO is gross. Wear some deodorant FFS you filthy pigs.
randomeyesAug 13, 2010
that's a lot of money to raise with BO though..might be worth keeping
bean1banditAug 15, 2010
Yeah, but it's gross money.
I wouldn't touch it with a yardstick.
platysquirrelAug 13, 2010
Imagine: a super smart, super ripped scientist in a mesh tank top named Doctor Dolph Lundgren.
ilikeshovelsAug 13, 2010
WIN
iamsmoothAug 14, 2010
He nose the truth.
falcornAug 14, 2010
Oral, vaginal, oral, anal, oral, anal, vaginal, oral
I always knew I'd have an excuse to write that on Digg.
diadelsuerteAug 14, 2010
Should we be writing this down?
hatdropAug 14, 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC2jV8sCv1c
i always thought this fight scene was ridiculous due to the scientist/fighter thing, well i guess i was wrong!
....it's still a ridiculous fight scene thoughComment is buried, click here to see the rest.
spookybootsAug 14, 2010
We're gonna show it. All of it.
phyx726Aug 14, 2010
I'm on a horse.
orion846Aug 14, 2010
CRIME STINKS! the SMELLLLLL of PENETRATIONnnnnnn.....
ak666jkAug 14, 2010
And we'll have an M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end.
lazyspartanAug 14, 2010
He can smell crime before it happens....
nconn360Aug 14, 2010
back to the lab for some full penetration, then wait smells crime! he's back out fighting crime, then back to the lab - full penetration. And it goes back and forth like that for a good 90 minutes until it just sortof ends.....
funkeepickleAug 15, 2010
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku63e7BjId1qznhl9o1_500.png
djnikadeemasAug 13, 2010
We all feel for you MrBabyMan. We know its trying to consume such random knowledge when you have so many pressing articles to Digg on a daily basis. For this we shall let Dolph's accomplishments pass and give you a free ride.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
exincoAug 14, 2010
i like when he acting. really hero of mine
iamsmoothAug 14, 2010
This guy is too smart for Hollywood.
docholiday22Aug 14, 2010
The pressure of being great has gotten to him...
rain12913Aug 14, 2010
From Wikipedia:
In January 2009,[11] Lundgren's Marbella home was reportedly broken into by three masked burglars who tied up and threatened Qviberg, but fled when they spotted a family photo and realized that the house was owned by Lundgren.
wassamattaAug 14, 2010
After reading this I think the Chuck Norris meme needs to be replaced with Lundgren.
romantictireAug 14, 2010
Partying all night Lundgren doesn't throw up, he throws down.
mrbabymanAug 14, 2010Submitter
Dolph Lundgren doesn't need a burglar alarm, he just leaves his picture on the door.
vodkataimeAug 14, 2010
You don't know what you've created...
Closed AccountAug 15, 2010
I Agree.
bobsbonesAug 15, 2010
Dolph Lundgren told me I have A.I.D.S.
hivoltage815Aug 15, 2010
The direction of the meme needs to include his intelligence as well to differentiate from Norris.
Closed AccountAug 15, 2010
Dolph Lundgren isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Dolph Lundgren.
phychAug 15, 2010
When Dolph Lundgren thinks, your ass hurts for a week.
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
PROTIP: Don't f**k with Drago motherf**ker.
bulletbillxAug 14, 2010
Drago, Frank Castle/The Punisher, He-Man, Universal Soldier. - Things you shouldn't f**k with that have all been played by Dolph Lundgren.
whosdamikeAug 14, 2010
"Burglars tie up woman-but flee the house when they realised she's married to action hero actor Dolph Lundgren". The Daily Mail. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/... Retrieved 2009-04-27.
I see that Wikipedia accepts "The Daily Mail" as a completely legitimate source for citations. Good to know.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
protodonAug 14, 2010
Burglars after seeing the family photo: Oh s**t son!
maxcalAug 15, 2010
F-ing awesome
earthernjarAug 14, 2010
He also killed Apollo Creed
kilodeltaAug 14, 2010
Apollo had no business being in that ring in the first place.
i love the Count of Monte Fisto as much as the next man, but he made a (no pun intended) grave error.
socomoddjobAug 14, 2010
it was only supposed to be an exhibition.
kilodeltaAug 14, 2010
IT WAS REAL FOR ME DAMMIT!
krillinAug 14, 2010
I checked to see if kilodelta's name was Apollo Creed. I still dugg ya though.
getoffmybridgeAug 14, 2010
I cannot be defeated!
deadskinmaskAug 14, 2010
Do not f**k with Dolph.
disexAug 14, 2010
This s**t is from a Yahoo article if I am not mistaken. When I saw it I was surprised myself.
attackgypsyAug 14, 2010
Of course, they fail to mention Randy Couture's accomplishments:
3 time US Olympic team alternate in Greco-Roman wrestling.
6 time MMA World's Champion (3 Light Heavyweight, 3 Heavyweight)
18-10 MMA record 7 knockouts, 3 submissions
4th man ever inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame
Yeah, they forget all that. Randy "The Natural" Couture is the real badass of the film.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
sark666Aug 14, 2010
I'm a huge fan of Randy but he hasn't actually knocked out anyone in his career. Maybe ground n pound but a standing knockout hasn't happened for him yet.
limaboneAug 14, 2010
If you had put Couture had a PhD in Astrophysics I would have given you a digg, but 3 time alternate isn't going to cut it.
diggbotnessAug 14, 2010
All you proved is that he's good at fighting. No brains. Doesn't compare.
atarioAug 15, 2010
I was about to ask, why is this an image and not a link to the actual page?
http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/2805/by-the-numbers-the-cast-of-the-expendables#photo7
lcworldAug 14, 2010
And he was in love with freak Grace Jones.
lcworldAug 14, 2010
maybe they fled out of respect...
skyjis6Aug 14, 2010
These comments are funny.
pumped25Aug 14, 2010
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skyjis6Aug 14, 2010
I'm not really Skeletor. Sorry dude.
gigglestickAug 14, 2010
Dude, pretty sure Skeletor was totally banging Evilynn.
punchingpenguinAug 14, 2010
He's Swedish. They all look like that.
tovarish22Aug 14, 2010
Fight crime, penetration, fight crime, penetration, fight crime...full penetration. This goes on and on for about 90 minutes or so until the movie just sort of...ends.
disexAug 14, 2010
Not sure why you would expect a deep story with everyone of the stars of the movie being big action heroes.
tovarish22Aug 14, 2010
*whoosh*
diadelsuerteAug 14, 2010
*WOOSH*
disexAug 14, 2010
*Vrooom*
phyx726Aug 14, 2010
Funniest show on tv
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
This guy is awesome. But please do not see the Expendables ( you have been warned)
Also, I never good understand how in Kyokushin Karate allows kicks to the face but no punches? (Maybe someone would be kind enough to explain that to me.)Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
romantictireAug 14, 2010
When your legs are more powerful than your fist why would you punch someone in the face?
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
Ok, so if kicks are far more powerful (more dangerous) why are they allowed yet punches are not?
Closed AccountAug 15, 2010
I don't know the reasoning behind it, but a punch makes you very vulnerable as you bring your vital organs closer to your enemy and the momentum of the swing basically puts you off-balance automatically.
Closed AccountAug 15, 2010
Kyokushin is brutal if you are in a bout you can expect to be hurt. Part of the training involves things like punching blunt objects to strengthen knuckles and being whacked in the chest by bamboo sticks and also standing there while being punched in the chest.
They spends years strengthening there bones (like the chin) when they kick you in the head at full force its comparable to being hit in the head with a base ball bat. (it could kill)
so for some reason I doubt its about protecting the vital organs.
Personally I think that banning punching cripples the form for practical use in fighting other styles. As you never block punches in training you would be unprepared to fight someone who is willing to smack you right in the chin every time you drop your guard.
ssomu007Aug 14, 2010
the guy is my favorite artist. Hero, Fight crime. and never gives up. Smack down your enemy
emot1conAug 14, 2010
он кусок железа.
cristinamkAug 14, 2010
"he is a piece of iron"
twent4Aug 14, 2010
wait, we can do that on digg now? pizdets.
iv81Aug 15, 2010
Eto vso huynya brat!
kaywhyAug 14, 2010
what if dolph lundgren smelled crime?
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
criminals everywhere would sneeze...
(sorry)
spunalotAug 14, 2010
WOW what a nerd.
"Dolph Lundgren has a master's degree in chemical engineering, was a Fulbright scholar at M.I.T., speaks seven languages"
zenmojoAug 14, 2010
Saw the movie. Not enough awesome per minute to justify its cast, but plenty of overall awesome. Needed more fistfights, though.
vietzonAug 14, 2010
and he can sing? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-w0JhEBNm4 starts at 01:00 .
1badAug 14, 2010
apparently he can play the drums too. The dude is talented.
bluelinesAug 14, 2010
His English is actually better than Stallone's.
Closed AccountAug 15, 2010
^youtube comment.
bluelinesAug 15, 2010
^didn't know, but thanks.
mike42979Aug 15, 2010
And apparently play drums!
daveruizAug 14, 2010
Mac: Who is the most under-rated actor of all time?
Charlie: It's Dolph Lundgren.
Mac: Correct. Why?
Charlie: Well because of his spikey hair, his ice cold demeanor, and his big muscles.
Mac: Absolutely.
bluecollarzaAug 14, 2010
Dugg for It's Always Sunny.
kingbinjiAug 15, 2010
http://www.hulu.com/watch/113925/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-the-fifth-sense
whoppersauceAug 14, 2010
Also his dick in many swedish models
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
and in grace jones
kaysea112Aug 14, 2010
They forgot he also competed in the Olympics.
idiggaponyAug 14, 2010
Are you sure? Here's what Wikipedia says:
"Lundgren was selected to serve as the (non-competing) Team Leader of the 1996 U.S. Olympic Modern Pentathlon Team during the Atlanta Games, to promote the image of the sport..."
crazydexAug 14, 2010
I hear he's gonna be in a movie where he runs around in a mesh t-shirt on all fours solving crimes with his nose. Like, he can SMELL crime. It's gonna be awesome. I think M Night Shyamalan and Danny DeVito are involved.
neville007Aug 14, 2010
He also happens to direct his own films these days, and he has managed to make them less sucky than when other people directs them.
m80mayhemAug 14, 2010
So are we passing on the "He's got a Master's of the Universe too!" joke? Okie dokie.
marx2kAug 14, 2010
His thesis was on KICKIN PLANETARY ASS
broomcornAug 14, 2010
Also attended Clemson University
marx2kAug 14, 2010
Too bad he wasn't a fullbright scholar in.....acting!
ramtanionAug 14, 2010
f**k you spaceman.
bracomadarAug 14, 2010
He also has the power...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X318WOYDtak
tschnaarsAug 14, 2010
I know everyone has been quoting all kinds of s**t from him and his movies. But he played The Punisher dude. The Punisher.
ribsremadeAug 14, 2010
Smart, good looking, and all of the above but you forgot one thing little grasshoppers. The Greatest Martial Artist Son sums it up the best quote for Dolph even on film. Brandon Lee say he has the biggest you know what! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX3R7fVVU-g
bulletbillxAug 14, 2010
They really should let this dude play The Punisher again if they choose to follow the max line where punisher is in his 50s.
giz0rAug 14, 2010
The guy also like an IQ of like a 150 ..
ldrummeraxAug 14, 2010
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piieerrrreeAug 14, 2010
and seven languages
lantzaAug 14, 2010
and the rippling biceps
protodonAug 14, 2010
and he was He-Man
kromelAug 14, 2010
and he can kick all of our asses.
wigen1jtAug 15, 2010
and he must break you.
tormaxAug 17, 2010
and my axe
cptbuckAug 14, 2010
As someone who saw The Expendables last night....f**king awesome.
"Warning Shot!"
gamben0Aug 14, 2010
Little bit low, oops!
ldrummeraxAug 14, 2010
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iv81Aug 15, 2010
pobeda obeda beda eda da
grindelwaldAug 14, 2010
Wonder what persuaded him to go into acting instead of academics. Maybe at the time he needed the money..
aronononoAug 15, 2010
Don't know but I would guess because he felt it was more meaningful. Anyway in Sweden higher-education is tax-paid and free so I don't think it was that.
socomoddjobAug 14, 2010
They should have had a rocky movie that just followed the career of Ivan Drago...it would have been awesome.
garychalmersAug 14, 2010
From Wikipedia (Rocky IV):
Additionally, Stallone claimed that Lundgren nearly forced Carl Weathers to quit in the middle of filming the Apollo versus Drago exhibition fight. In one take for the Creed-Drago fight scene, Lundgren tossed Weathers into the corner of the boxing ring. Weathers retaliated by throwing an authentic punch at Lundgren's face. Lundgren reportedly threw a right hook which left Weathers unconscious for several minutes. Upon regaining consciousness, Weathers shouted profanities at Lundgren while leaving the ring and announcing that he was quitting the movie and calling his agent. Only after Stallone forced the two actors to reconcile did the movie continue. This event caused a four day work stoppage while Weathers was talked back into the part, while Lundgren had to be forced into toning down his aggressiveness.
jschubartAug 15, 2010
He also nearly killed Stallone (accidentally):
"In an interview with his co-star, Sylvester Stallone said of Lundgren: "During [the filming of] Rocky IV, Dolph had hit me so hard I had swelling around the heart and had to stay in intensive care at St. John's Hospital for four days."In an interview with his co-star, Sylvester Stallone said of Lundgren: "During [the filming of] Rocky IV, Dolph had hit me so hard I had swelling around the heart and had to stay in intensive care at St. John's Hospital for four days.""
stevec2287Aug 14, 2010
holy s**t, what a baller.
oda1Aug 14, 2010
Wait, you mean he was never nominated for an Oscar?
twodollarsAug 14, 2010
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ivan-drago/default.php
Ivan Drago Justice Enforcer. f**kin sick game
kook321Aug 14, 2010
Nice MrBabyMan, another submitted article originating from Reddit.
rolfAug 15, 2010
I don't know about you, but I don't read reddit and reddit didn't create the content. The internet was made to link.
Closed AccountAug 14, 2010
Chuck Norris vs. Dolph Lundgren?
bedhednedAug 15, 2010
Lundgren would win, f**k Chuck Norris.
ludocrisAug 17, 2010
Ditka