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grymusJul 10, 2010
That was worth the watch & the Digg.
identifiedlogoJul 13, 2010
Always wondered...what the demographics for NoReservations?..it looks like the most random show you can have
therednewtJul 13, 2010
Is misanthropes a demographic?
I love the show, but you've got to tap into your inner assh**e to really appreciate it.
letterqJul 13, 2010
Is that really something you've wondered about? I would assume it's the same demographic as most of the other Travel Channel shows. Alexa.com shows that travelchannel.com visitors are mainly from the United States, female, 25 to 44 years old, college educated, have no children, and browse from work. The demographics they show for anthonybourdain.net is almost exactly the same, so there's your answer.
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/travelchannel.com
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/anthonybourdain.net
letterqJul 13, 2010
It gave me chills for some reason. A little odd and uncomfortable. I bet her parents are used to odd, uncomfortable situations. Maybe they should keep her way from the college-level neurology textbooks.
crackhappyJul 13, 2010
She is the female version of my 12 year old son. It was .... creepy to watch. She acted and sounded EXACTLY like him.
leparsdonJul 14, 2010
my husband thinks shes autistic
jjesusfreak01Jul 14, 2010
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letterqJul 14, 2010
I'm almost certain she's not autistic. Her smile and obvious excitement when Bourdain said he was going to Chekoslovakia was very uncharacteristic for someone with autism. Even her sarcasm about the whole thing would rule out autism. Socially inept, yes. Autistic, no.
kitsuaJul 14, 2010
She just seemed a little awestruck to me and was sweetly trying to impress him. Anyone who's that intelligent at that age is going to have a slightly odd interaction with the world.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
The little bitch had to have remembered that "script" by the way she was moving around as if she was "trying to hard " to act it out..
And you idiots are stupid for believing it.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
lol. Yea dude. Definitely scripted.
If that wasn't 10-year-old stream of consciousness, I don't know what is.
czzyzx41Jul 14, 2010
I dunno dude. Ask lepqq109. He seems to know plenty about 10-year olds.
iamacyborgJul 14, 2010
Gotta conserve those diggs. I'm savin' mine.
ryfiJul 10, 2010
ZINGGGGGGGGG
demironinJul 13, 2010
Pow! Right in the Kisser!
evanftJul 13, 2010
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cricketking1Jul 13, 2010
Pow! Right in the Kisser!
aloysiusdiggJul 13, 2010
What a stuck up little bitch
pepitoneJul 14, 2010
I would call that a "Zing"
It wasn't clever, it was just mean and awkward. She's got some social issues.
kitsuaJul 14, 2010
She's just teasing him and from a valid perspective too. She clearly admires him and he clearly was charmed by her. Lighten up.
mathsciteachJul 10, 2010
Snotty child will have no friends.
cptcoldJul 10, 2010
Dunno why you're getting buried; smart does not equal social... Oh yeah, we're on digg.
m3arvkJul 13, 2010
Smart does not equal anti-social either.
valiantheartJul 13, 2010
Actually, statistically people with far higher than average intelligence are less likely to marry and reproduce. Hyper intelligence is not a good evolutionary trait.
navicertsJul 13, 2010
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meribianJul 13, 2010
That's because they realize that having kids can weigh down your life and limit the amount of fun stuff that you can do whenever they want. They don't decide to get married or have kids out of the common jealousy many feel when they see all of the attention their friends get when they do it.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
wussJul 13, 2010
Okay.. this entire thread assumes that this girl is smart. Being a jackass and calling someone out based on what you see on TV /= smart in my book. So she wanted a neurology book, big deal. I see kids her age all the time who understand HOW to seem smart without actually BEING smart (i.e. "if i ask for a book i have absolutely no potential of remotely understanding, people will admire me!")
This girl is a douche, not cute, and lacks basic social skills that most people rely on to identify boundries in conversation.
kiwidownJul 13, 2010
I feel like you're pretty much dead on, Wuss.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
What if you're stupid and anti-social?
tarantulusJul 13, 2010
witty child will learn to mould her acerbic tongue and become more popular than you.
uberlitJul 13, 2010
Ok Professor Snape.
tarantulusJul 13, 2010
Sorry, I don't read children's books so I may be missing a joke here... what the hell are you talking about?
simplyfungusJul 13, 2010
Talking about Snape. Snape. Severus Snape.
wateryouthJul 13, 2010
You mean, as popular as you?
kellydehnJul 13, 2010
You know. He killed Dumbledore.
unterdenlindenJul 13, 2010
What the hell, you haven't read Harry Potter. You're missing out.
falconearJul 13, 2010
Snape? Didn't he kill Dumbledore? Yknow, at the end of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. You knew that, right?
meribianJul 13, 2010
NOOOooooOOOOOoooOOOO! YOU BITCH!
nereus90Jul 13, 2010
"Sorry, I don't read children's books so I may be missing a joke here... what the hell are you talking about?" Wow, pretentious much?
davidhierJul 13, 2010
People with a decent vocabulary are now equated to fictional characters. How sad.
solecizeJul 13, 2010
Snotty child will have YouTube remix with No Reservations backing track in 3...2...1...
pete7872Jul 13, 2010
I'd say shes snooty
tcruxJul 13, 2010
She's not snotty, she just doesn't give a f**k.
black27696Jul 13, 2010
Snotty child already doesn't have any friends.
rollin03Jul 13, 2010
you are disgusting
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
I found her sarcasm impressive. I'd encourage that kind of snottyness in a child. If she were my kid, she'd be rewarded with an ice cream cone right now.
cor315Jul 13, 2010
She will become depressed knowing that almost everyone she meets is a moron.
razoronlineJul 13, 2010
I think she was awesome. I'm a fan.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Since when did brains become a sin, and stupidity a virtue? Or perhaps I shouldn't ask such questions, lest someone thinks me snooty, refuses to be my friend and accuses me of gentlemenry and having my s**t being all f**ked up?
Sorry, but I think what you really meant to say, is that you and your ilk will continue to ostracize anyone with enough neurons to rub together to achieve intellectual feats such as breathing through their noses, and thus establish themselves as snooty, friendless, intellectual elitists.
Please stop doing it; you're ruining our civilization.
penoliciousJul 14, 2010
Nothing was said about her being too smart, just snotty. Thats great that she knows those things at such a young age, but women are not allowed to talk that way to men.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
breakzoidbegJul 14, 2010
We're not stupid, we drink stuff with electrolytes. It's what plants crave, stop talking like a fag.
luckyl21Jul 14, 2010
lol. gentlemenry
creationismlolJul 14, 2010
what's her digg username?
hobbitloverJul 14, 2010
There's a difference between knowing things and knowing of things, and this kid probably knows nothing. She'll be another grade-skipping burnout librarian.
Closed AccountJul 14, 2010
You called it, the "grade-skipping burnout librarian". That old chestnut. I've seen it a thousand times. They're a dime a dozen. Can't throw a rock without hitting "another grade-skipping burnout librarian".
brkelloJul 14, 2010
Find it ironic that this is dugg as well as one talking about the disappearing intellectual. The kid was sarcastically hilarious, not snotty. Are you threatened by it or something? That's why it is tough to be intellectual. People like you put them down to protect your precious ego.
mathsciteachJul 14, 2010
My comment is not about her intelligence; it is about her behavior.
She is not hilarious. She is disrespectful when she speaks like this to an adult that she has just met.
If she speaks like this to her peers they will despise her until she learns to share these types of comments at appropriate times with people who appreciate this kind of humor.
lnmagicJul 21, 2010
Wait.... was that David Spade?
Closed AccountJul 10, 2010
At first I was like "Daaaawww"
but then I was like " Oh SNAP!"
maclee00018Jul 11, 2010
Wow
iveplayedjesusJul 13, 2010
SHUT THE F**K UP MACLEE00018 SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH
kuklaaJul 22, 2010
Wow
tomtutsJul 11, 2010
She's an android. Emotion chip is a little fritzy....
biglouJul 13, 2010
DDRROOOOOIIIIDD!
diggwithaforkJul 13, 2010
Lol beat me.
atroxodisseJul 14, 2010
I have a Samsung Slider phone but I recorded myself saying DROOOOOOOOID and set it as my ringtone. It's pretty sweet.
xfi6Jul 14, 2010
I hope she does good.
nonymous666Jul 14, 2010
She came across as borderline Aspergers to me.
xraymasterJul 11, 2010
It's like she went to her dark place for a second. I'd laugh nervously if I were him too.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
She looked like she had to think about that for a second.
fartingmenace42Jul 13, 2010
shes a little ****
zaeboesJul 13, 2010
yes she does... I mean is...
/pedobear
powermeatJul 14, 2010
Came here to say the same thing
ryanissosuperJul 13, 2010
I'd go to her dark place. If you get my er uh.. meaning!
joemommasfatJul 13, 2010
Do you have to go get signatures from your neighbors when you move into a new place?
bdfarielloJul 13, 2010
Reported for being 8 years too soon. That's not funny, that's just f**ked up.
schmichJul 13, 2010
You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to put an ASCII of Pedobear for it to somehow become alright.
awtrippJul 13, 2010
It looks like she was setup by the producers of the show to say that.
bitweeverJul 13, 2010
She's using sarcasm at an 10th grade level.
killcureJul 13, 2010
Now I HATE people who say it was on reddit first, but I can't believe people are stealing COMMENTS.
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/co351/anthony_bourdain_gets_owned_by_a_10_year_old_girl/
That's the top comment on reddit. s**t.
meribianJul 13, 2010
LMAO! That's f**king pathetic. xRayMaster, you should get a belt and Megan Meier yourself.
blaqreaperJul 13, 2010
Both posts were made two days ago. Maybe the comment was made here first or it's the same user?
/Just giving benefit of the doubt
bluesun420Jul 13, 2010
although not likely, it is possible the same person posted both comments.
iveplayedjesusJul 13, 2010
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO CAME UP WITH THAT COMMENT FIRST ITS KILLING ME
rajingtonJul 13, 2010
API calls show xRayMaster commented almost a day later
TheThoughTofu on reddit @ Sun, 10 Jul 2010 17:04:35 GMT:
<title>TheThoughTofu on Anthony Bourdain gets owned by a 10 year old girl</title>
<dc:date>2010-07-10T10:04:35.499026-07:00-0700</dc:date>
<description>It's like she went to her dark place for a second. I'd laugh nervously if I were him too.</description>
xRayMaster on digg @ Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:41:12 GMT:
<comment date="1278855672" user="xRayMaster">
<![CDATA[It's like she went to her dark place for a second. I'd laugh nervously if I were him too.]]>
</comment>
abridged from sources:
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/co351/anthony_bourdain_gets_owned_by_a_10_year_old_girl/c0tyiqr.xml
http://services.digg.com/story/22516952/comment/33757850?appkey=http://apidoc.digg.com
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Yeah, it's like she became possessed for a minute there.
black27696Jul 13, 2010
She seemed to get a little angry there...
1b2aJul 13, 2010
The nervous laughter from Bourdain was the best part. And f**k you for stealing that comment if you are not the same person.
w0lfcakeJul 13, 2010
Me too. Another thing I like is her kind of neutral face expression when she says all that.
ygeoff421Jul 14, 2010
Buried for ripping off other peoples comments!
ijs209Jul 14, 2010
I like how you stole that comment from reddit. ASS!
http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/co351/anthony_bourdain_gets_owned_by_a_10_year_old_girl/
joeliarJul 11, 2010
Just a little snotty. But then Bourdain was being over the top condescending and deserved it.
theycmetrollinJul 13, 2010
when is he not over the top condescending?
tntbassJul 13, 2010
So he always deserves it?
12340987Jul 13, 2010
hes just british
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
and by british, you mean he's a jersey kid who grew up across from the city, then, yes, he is british
spazattack5000Jul 14, 2010
Not only is he not British but he is of French descent.
imyourrealdadJul 13, 2010
That's why we love him.
lemonchickenJul 13, 2010
Condescending to the 10-year old?
cyclonusripJul 13, 2010
Really I thought he was just being honest in the beginning. She probably does work harder than him and is smarter. Given that I still would much rather watch Bourdain's show than hers.
lenbairdJul 13, 2010
He's like that all the time.
mandarinJul 13, 2010
He's always like that. Whiney about living the good life
kitsuaJul 14, 2010
Looks to me like they were just playing around. I thought it was a cute encounter. How come everything becomes so dramatic and hysterical when it goes through the internet hate machine?
xelseragothJul 31, 2010
Thank you. He was clearly intentionally setting himself up to get picked on. And the girl delivered well making for entertaining television.
misterjanglesAug 1, 2010
Bourdain was throwing her a slow lob so the kid could hit one out of the park for the show. But instead she kicked him in the nuts.
frostbytJul 12, 2010
Geez
drsolaceJul 13, 2010
Cringing and laughing simulatenously just got a new poster child.
llanowarJul 13, 2010
I know she's a bit too young...
But I think I'm in love.
deviantdragonJul 13, 2010
Guys, I found Pedobear.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
*points* There. Chair. Sit.
navicertsJul 13, 2010
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root45Jul 13, 2010
Why don't you have a seat over there.
sonicbloomJul 13, 2010
I saw Anthony Bourdain walking down the street in Portland the other week. It took me too long to realise that he wasn't Leonard Cohen, and didn't leave me enough time to ask him to get a drink with me.
Worst mistake ever.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
goddestroyerJul 13, 2010
I hope I don't dream this failure story tonight.
gv402Jul 13, 2010
I think there are bigger tragedies in life, friend.
sonicbloomJul 13, 2010
A bigger tragedy than not having a beer with Anthony Bourdain OR Leonard Cohen? Preposterous.
christoastJul 13, 2010
What you're not realizing is that you're not important or interesting enough to have a beer with them. Nobody cares.
christoastJul 13, 2010
you're the type of retard to ask celebrities to drinks.
great...
arbysrocksJul 13, 2010
i really hope she grows out of whatever the hell she's doing
cacreations76Jul 13, 2010
right, she'll be posting comments on dig soon as she grows up
rollin03Jul 13, 2010
I hope you grow out of your lack of appreciation for a kid with a brain.
opmikeJul 13, 2010
You don't have to be friends with her. We need more young people interested in the sciences, especially young women. I'd rather her be a c**ky little bitch that has a basic understanding of neurology and microprocessors than a c**ky little bitch trying to convince me why Twilight is the best novel ever written.
tenderloveponyJul 13, 2010
why is it especially important that young women become interested in science? pretty sure science doesn't care if it is being studied by a guy, girl, or robot.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
crazyhorse13Jul 13, 2010
Because having no women in any of your college classes kind of sucks.
tenderloveponyJul 14, 2010
also having no robots in my college classes kinda sucks.
kitsuaJul 14, 2010
What, reading?
There really is some prime bollocks being dugg up on this topic.
diggerlaterJul 13, 2010
My dog never talks back to me like that. Ok, once he did.
gv402Jul 13, 2010
Best. Spring-break. Ever.
speedsteamboatJul 13, 2010
I like weed too.
rogersausagesJul 23, 2010
You shouldn't talk back to me Johnny, my dog talked back to me once.....ONCE!
YaTiddleJul 13, 2010
I hate kids that think they know everything, especially when it turns out that they're right.
tomacco79Jul 13, 2010
f**king kids being smarter than me, FINE! I DID A LOT OF DRUGS!
rwhitisissleJul 13, 2010
Dugg for similar life experiences.
Well, at least I've got a degree in Cultural Studies to show for it.
tomacco79Jul 13, 2010
Mine are journalism and broadcasting, if you live in Canada, it's possible you're gotten your news from me!
*all hope dies*
pilgrim3970Jul 13, 2010
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unfatherJul 13, 2010
Inversely her purity allows her to see the world unobstructed by the pointless and inconsequential experiences you or I have had in life and so her wisdom, though you may not understand it, still has its merit.
tgc1Jul 13, 2010
Chores aren't work?
theother1Jul 14, 2010
Yea, the toil of cashing those huge paychecks must suck.
snoogsJul 13, 2010
What she doesn't know is that the smartest of people will put themselves in a position to get rich and famous while eating awesome food... why struggle with s**t when you can have a team catering to your every need...
Street smarts FTW.
zaeboesJul 13, 2010
Exactly. I aspire to become the richest, dumbest looking person in the world, while secretly I buy all the countries in the world out from under themselves.
iph0neJul 14, 2010
She is just reciting a handful of things she has read because she wants to look like some kind of brilliant prodigy. She probably watched good will hunting the night before. Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
broodofevilJul 13, 2010
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habkbJul 13, 2010
I will enjoy blocking you.
broodofevilJul 13, 2010
Good for you!
1b2aJul 13, 2010
That was a good one.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Burried for being OLD!
belac88Jul 13, 2010
dugg for being old
rotzooiJul 13, 2010
I was expecting her to burn him on claiming to be going to Czechoslovakia, since that nation hasn't existed for some time now.
dlan4327Jul 13, 2010
"Don't you mean the Czech Republic? Or Slovakia?"
"... Will somebody shut this kid up?"
schmichJul 13, 2010
They split in 1992 and this girl was born in 199/2000...so isn't she wrong as well? ;) I mean it's like someone with Italian origins saying they're from the Roman Empire.
Note: this doesn't change the fact that I found her very impressive!
gforce051Jul 13, 2010
Are you f**king telling me I'm not from the Roman Empire?
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
She said she was half Czechoslovakian, which I assume means one of her parents or 2 of her grandparents were born there before the split.
tenderloveponyJul 13, 2010
I'm Pangean
valynJul 21, 2010
So much underlying comment in those 2 words. Love it.
tmanvJul 13, 2010
Side note for any hockey fans, how good would that team be if Czechoslovakia was still one country? Stacked.
jakebcJul 13, 2010
I thought he was going to make her spell it.
xadiousJul 14, 2010
Her expertise isn't geography, only neurology, microbiology and nano-technology.
goodbickJul 13, 2010
What a little rude bitch. I love how her ineffectual simpering parents are giggling in the background fiendishly like their child is being precocious, and not just a little assh**e. Enjoy your asbergers, world's smartest child. MICROCHIPS LOOK LIKE CITIES AND I ASKED FOR A TEXTBOOK AND KNOW HOW TO SAY 2 WORDS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE = genius.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
jacksrentonJul 13, 2010
I think you need to calm down and back away from the monitor. Most ten year old kids suck, at least this one was entertaining.
falconearJul 13, 2010
goodbick: That was pretty damned funny. Too bad nobody got it. :)
wakkyweedJul 13, 2010
I have Asperger's. I'm sure that explains why I'm so much like that kid. So, what's your excuse for being a massive tool?
jonioxJul 13, 2010
Why so much hatred? It's cute. Doesn't matter if she knows all the s**t.
brewbeauJul 13, 2010
Diggers are sexist. A confident female brings out the venom. If she was a little older, they'd be calling her slut and **** and wondering why she wasn't making him a sandwich.
crazyhorse13Jul 13, 2010
Lol, who's the one bringing out the venom here?
caramba421Jul 13, 2010
Actually, given that it's Bourdain's show, it would, for once, be totally appropriate to ask why she wasn't making a sandwich.
gordon2108Jul 14, 2010
Someone already called her a **** up a few comments.
obeseostrichJul 14, 2010
Way to call it!
fartingmenace42: shes a little **** +136 / -44
rogersausagesJul 23, 2010
Really? she's 10 years old and she's going though a neurology phase? Someone isn't doing her any favors by stroking that melon shaped ego.
timedoutJul 13, 2010
Ahahaha... the old Tony would have punched her in the throat.
The man has mellowed since his line cook, coke snorting days.
jacksrentonJul 13, 2010
The old Tony would have turned his knife around and waited for her to grab his ass.
kiddynamo0Jul 13, 2010
That was such a great story...Kitchen Confidential is by far one of my favorite books of that last few years.
throatpunchJul 13, 2010
You're damn right he would have punched her in the throat. (username)
crisperunitJul 13, 2010
I still want to bed the old Tony.
AND the new Tony.
Any Tony Bourdain, really.
mandarinJul 13, 2010
Its a 10 year old, what can he do ?
tomacco79Jul 13, 2010
Hey kid, I'm glad you're keen on learning and all that, knowledge is power. You want to know who everyone loves? A wise-ass know-it-all, enjoy having people rip you apart at some point on your life once they get sick of your s**t.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
gosunkugiJul 13, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen, a young Tracy Flick.
somedummyJul 13, 2010
*throws drink at limo and timidly scampers away*
unfatherJul 13, 2010
Hahah I had to Google that to remind myself who Tracy Flick was, but as soon as I saw, I was suddenly reminded who this little girl reminded me of.
falconearJul 13, 2010
Mr.McAllister. Mr.McAllister. Somebody's torn down my poster. It's not fair. Can I get an A? Can I get a recommendation? Can I? Can I? f**k them.
azathothhJul 13, 2010
Dugg for Anthony Bourdain
matrim2217Jul 13, 2010
Seriously, this is my favorite show on television. Gotta love a travel show that has a viewer discretion warning.
hivoltage815Jul 13, 2010
He definitely has a way with words and his show is fascinating. Food Network should take a cue from Travel Channel and get rid of personalities such as Emeril "I make the same jokes every episode" Lagasse and Guy "I have got to be the tackiest looking human being alive" Fieri.
rdldr1Jul 13, 2010
Bourdain's original show, A Cook's Tour, was on the Food Network. The two clashed quite a bit, and eventually he was canceled after two season.
iignotusJul 13, 2010
Too much time reading and not enough going out of the house and interacting with people. Textbook sheltered child. She's in for a very rude wakeup call when she realizes not only will no one like her behavior, but most people are smarter than what she'll become satisfied with.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
iignotusJul 13, 2010
And quite factually, the only people who will digg that down are sheltered children themselves. It takes a lot of intelligence to realize you can be book-smart to get good grades as well as socially smart to be able to interact with people and form meaningful relationships, I guess there really are a lot of people who aren't on that level yet.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
quambJul 13, 2010
says the guy talking to himself on digg...
It's just a smart ass kid, you know, being a smart ass kid.
rollin03Jul 13, 2010
Someone has an inferiority complex.
britishphotogJul 13, 2010
she's never getting laid.
killermothJul 13, 2010
Stop projecting.
woollymittensJul 13, 2010
Bourdain is bloody awesome.
arrestedeveloprJul 13, 2010
Pbht, she's not so smart. She doesn't even know Czechoslovakia hasn't existed since the early 90's. She's either half Czech or half Slovakian.
liledroitJul 13, 2010
considering this is recent and she's 10 years old, I'm pretty sure you can narrow down your choices there, slick.
julianneluJul 13, 2010
How can you narrow down your choices? She's either Czech or Slovak.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Erm her mother or father was likely born in Czechoslovakia, making her half Czechoslovakian and not half any of the other.
You think kids of parents born in Macedonia will say they are half former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonians?
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
or her parents were born in Czechoslovakia.
if the United States becomes the confederacy and the union tomorrow, you were still born in the United States.
fatlouiJul 13, 2010
It's slovak, not slovakian, and whichever parent is that "half" would have been born when it was Czechoslovakia.
julianneluJul 13, 2010
Even when it was Czechoslovakia, people were either Czech and Slovak. The existence of these two nationalities is the root of Czechoslovakia's split to begin with.
yacksJul 13, 2010
maybe one of her parents was half czech and half slovak which would create a czechoslavakian.
uchytilnJul 14, 2010
Half Czechoslovakian*
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Its Czech, she speaks Czech in the video, not Slovak.
demiz23Jul 15, 2010
considering neither did Bourdain probably not a big deal...
displaylistJul 21, 2010
"Pbht, she's not so smart."
This from a guy who can't spell '90s.
grumpymonkJul 13, 2010
Polanksi should f**k her.
subarupowahJul 13, 2010
As I get older, I notice kids seem much smarter than I was when I was their age. I'm pointing fingers at the internet, what an extraordinary resource to catalyze early education; that allows children to excel at such a young age. Looking forward to seeing what these tikes bring to the progression of the human race when I am old and withered.
enclavedJul 13, 2010
they will leave foot prints in your lawn.
You will not be as happy then.
gotbannedagainJul 13, 2010
Even with the internet - there is one trend that I've always noticed with smaller kids and absorbing knowledge: Books.
throwdiniJul 13, 2010
More knowledgeable perhaps, but not necessarily smarter. Look at Digg, at least half of the posters are merely regurgitating what others have said else where. I find that people are doing less and less thinking for themselves.
unfatherJul 13, 2010
I've never been under the impression that people have ever done much thinking for themselves.
elranzerJul 13, 2010
"I find that people are doing less and less thinking for themselves. '
These are the Apple users.
shaqtasticJul 13, 2010
@Elranzer your mom is an apple user
cedexJul 13, 2010
Not with all the references required in a bibliography.
pilgrim3970Jul 13, 2010
This account has been closed by the user
unfatherJul 13, 2010
Which could be said of everyone's knowledge of everything but one or two particular topics that they care about for whatever reason.
hivoltage815Jul 13, 2010
As opposed to you that knows a lot about everything? Sarcasm aside, I would prefer to know a little about a lot then not know anything at all.
dutchguilder2Jul 13, 2010
It's not just you, kids really are smarter. It's called the Flynn effect, whereby IQ increases ~10% each generation:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_effect
theneptuneJul 13, 2010
But it's important to remember that while IQ increases every generation, the average will ALWAYS BE 100. It's how normal distribution works, and I hate trying to explain to people that if we kill everyone below 90 IQ, the average will STILL be 100.
hivoltage815Jul 13, 2010
@TheNeptune
Same reason why someone getting a perfect score on the SAT 30 years ago is not equal to someone getting a perfect score on it today.
displaylistJul 21, 2010
IQ is only a measurement. You can't assume that actual intelligence increases 10% per generation.
rogersausagesJul 23, 2010
That's not what math teachers are saying. The say their students really struggle with it. do it and most parents are upset because colleges are rejecting applicants based on their math scores and tests. Look in the background the dad was clearly a nerd, just like sports players or any hobby, he probably had a profound effect on his child's upbringing.
sminman86Jul 13, 2010
Man, I'd be embarrassed if I were the parents of that child.
The rest of the shoot would be awkward...
rockerprincessJul 13, 2010
Meh, I saw the episode and Bourdain seemed to actually like the kid. I don't know if it was just creative editing, but by the end (spoiler) he was laughing with her and pushing her on the tire swing in the back yard. I think it was the time that she outed her culinary professor father for disliking Emeril as much as Tony seems to that really made him appreciate her snark.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
am i the only one who thinks this was setup? hard to believe she pulled that type of acrimonious sarcasm out of her ass
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Just because you're incapable of wit, doesn't mean others are as well.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
are you s**ttin me? it doesn't take a genius to figure out how forced that sounded
jdoorjamJul 13, 2010
Absolutely. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but reality TV is not actually accomplished by filming scenes to watch what happens. This kid was told to (1) mention her bio textbook, (2) say a few words in Czech, and (3) rip on Bourdain.
This was funny, but it was pure "kids say the darndest things," scripted TV.
dumaseJul 14, 2010
i can't believe i had to scroll this far to find a comment saying something to that effect.
fake fake fake and not even a little funny, which makes it being fake even worse.
wateryouthJul 13, 2010
She seems slightly autistic.
silentspyderJul 13, 2010
wouldn't surprise me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn_9f5x0f1Q
wateryouthJul 13, 2010
thanks for linking that video, incredibly interesting.
iwantawiiJul 13, 2010
I didn't even know they had YouTube videos longer than 15 seconds!
seldon2639Jul 13, 2010
Dugg down for Temple Grandin neurodiversity bulls**t
Also, a sense of humor is pretty well precludes a diagnosis of autism, it's also why we know that Einstein wasn't on the spectrum.Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
nereus90Jul 13, 2010
Why exactly do you refer to this as bulls**t? I'm legitimately asking, I don't know very much about the subject.
battlechimpJul 13, 2010
No, she doesn't.
rollin03Jul 13, 2010
Maybe you are slightly autistic.
darkmagusJul 13, 2010
Maybe she's one of Sheldon's sperm donor kids.
jagedlionJul 13, 2010
Just looks like a nerd to me. Way to comfortable talking to a person who is a complete stranger in such well spoken words to be autistic. But maybe I don't know enough autistic people.
seldon2639Jul 13, 2010
Really? She just seemed precocious, and possibly coached.
Not every child who can string a few sentences together has to be autistic.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
For a kid who wants to be a neurologist at 10, she is obviously functioning at a higher level than most kids. It's not like it's entirely normal for a child to aspire to be a high specialized physician at 9 or 10. This kid looks like a poster child for Mensa.
Her delivery looked coached as her sarcasm was almost manic. If she wasn't coached, I would put some money on high functioning Asperger's.
manwithanameJul 13, 2010
...assburgers.
battlechimpJul 13, 2010
Maybe you're all just so jumped up on the idea that acting differently = neurological problem that you can't even tell when a 10 year old girl is being a 10 year old girl.
k3rfuffl3Jul 14, 2010
It's that damn Assburgers syndrome
shoebox639Jul 14, 2010
Don't autistic children tend to AVOID socialization with other people and just focuses on his or her own thing all the time?
patat0fourJul 13, 2010
What about a piece of humble pie Bourdain ?
krieggJul 13, 2010
funny, a 10 yr old kid actually said to Anthony's face what I've been thinking for years.
masternJul 13, 2010
What she said was fine. Any idiot would realize she was referring to one of her two parent's birth nations - otherwise she would be 100% Czechoslovakian. And I'm sure her parents were old enough to have been born there - it existed until '93. If he said anything, he probably would have ended up sounding more like a fool.
francois87Jul 13, 2010
When you tell someone where you are from, you tell them the birth nations of your parents?
jagedlionJul 13, 2010
In the US its surprisingly common. Practically no one has been here for more than a couple generations, so its sort of a point of pride and identity to talks about what places you came from.
I visited the Netherlands and a friend told me how strange it is that American's do that. I asked how long her family had been in the Netherlands, they had been in Utrecht (greater area) for the past 700 years. Coming from that background we Americans are pretty weird.
billybibbitJul 14, 2010
I lived in Utrecht! I had the same thing happen to me. Everyone was either a student, and just passing through, or had been there for as long as their records were kept
dramaqueenmamaJul 13, 2010
SNAP
doodiehowserJul 13, 2010
f**k Anthony Bourdain
rollin03Jul 13, 2010
agreed
hivoltage815Jul 13, 2010
Why? You think he's sexy?
rdldr1Jul 13, 2010
f**k you, doodie.
kaysea112Jul 13, 2010
I love No Reservations!. I want his job
krekkoJul 13, 2010
I always joked about not letting my daughter outdoors in order to protect her. But if this was my daughter, I wouldn't let her outdoors at the risk of embarrassment. That girl scares me!Comment is buried, click here to see the rest.
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
You would make a terrible parent.
litkajJul 13, 2010
Couldn't have happened to a bigger tool. Good for her.
rdldr1Jul 13, 2010
How is Bourdain a tool?
He decided to not be a slave to the Food Network.
If anything, Bourdain is bad ass.
litkajJul 13, 2010
Read his books.
rdldr1Jul 13, 2010
I've read Kitchen Confidential and The Nasty Bits. What's your point?
Bourdain is a hero of mine, after reading those.
hobofatsJul 13, 2010
They split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia almost 20 years ago people. Figure it out already.
superpowerfaceJul 13, 2010
You're talking to Americans..
jagedlionJul 13, 2010
But she hailed historically from Czechoslovakia, as neither of those countries likely existed when her parent left.
busoJul 13, 2010
I thought she was awesome! lol She's definitely a very smart kid. I hope she uses her intelligence in a positive way
levelwaveJul 13, 2010
Wait a minute... that was a "she"?
brewbeauJul 13, 2010
Not familiar with genders?
wakkyweedJul 13, 2010
Wow - That was me as a kid! Half Czech, smarter than everyone else, and not the least bit interested in social niceties.
syntheticbadgerJul 13, 2010
Welcome, we've been waiting for you.
goodbickJul 13, 2010
And now you're on digg, with the user name "Wakkyweed", polluting our rivers with s**tty comments like this.
residentsJul 14, 2010
Small talk is uninteresting, social niceties are relatively important unless you want to sit there and edit code all day.
genecalypseJul 13, 2010
Goddamn someone slap that child
rancidmilkmanJul 13, 2010
She reminds me of the chick from Real Genius who doesn't shut up
falconearJul 13, 2010
Yeah, but her archetype was my dream girl for a few years....*sighs*
iatethecrayonJul 13, 2010
she looks like dakota fanning....
nofalseheroJul 13, 2010
I'm a huge fan of Anthony Bourdain and this is absolutely hilarious.
drekJul 13, 2010
But does Rachael Rey still suck?
Closed AccountJul 13, 2010
Yes.
evanftJul 13, 2010
Chubby girls usually do.
jordanlgtaJul 23, 2010
Rachaeaeaeaeaaael Ray?